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Sew iro and buba with it to give you that thick madam look

Taryour


look at the lace I bought as
Your birthday gift

Kachisbarbie:
Agama lizaed? Lmao
I can imagine, it will be doing her like filmtrick.

My dear, I am yet to understand why people steal. My conscience fit kill me o. How is mummy joor? My regards.

just yesterday a pickpocket was caught around ikeja. He was caught stealing ordinary 170 naira. If you see the way they beat him you'll think he stole 100 million. As of the time I had finished what I was doing there and drove off they were already hitting big stones on his head

Them walk the whole vicinity where they stole.

goldtemmy:
Hmmmmm
Nigeria and passing judgement to women, while is it that only women are been stripe naked for stealing in this country? when their so many men that doing worst things than women but when they are caught they ill not be made to walk naked on street. Nawa oooo

if they were men they'll have been burnt alive naked not before makin

See their thick butts and huge stomachs o




chubby thieves

Kirinwa:
To whom brain is given, sense is expected. They didn't say he was blind too. Simply waving hand would suffice.

Nevertheless why would a sane person stab another merely for stepping on him?

honour is not befitting for a fool so ignored. Proverbs chapter 25


Next on the agenda!

Okada not here, next bustop

Okada carry me go next bustop

Moana:
this one is a full time job ooo

o yes to keep crazy at bay

Moana:
what about number 2 or will he wear an adult diaper

When it's time to baff or defecate it will be unlocked. When at home to it will be unlocked but the moment he steps out IT WOULD BE LOCKED!


SINCE THAT Particular PLACE controls their sense of reasoning

Moana:
but how will he go to the bathroom

the key is in the wife's hand moreover there's a small urine hole where he can urinate

How can a deaf man hear sorry



it is well


next on the agenda

Ok it has extended from beating ya wife to beating her friends. Why can't some group of nigerians who know themselves keep their fists to themselves. Must everything be violently tackled



The man can die there for all I care

DukeNija:
That's not mean. That's wicked. His colleagues and church members. Haba na. That was really too far. Okay on a serious note. What happened after you did it?

It made her feel good like the way you feel after drinking a cold bottle of coke on a sunny day

Na you cause am na . When you allowed him get comfortable disrespecting you and he knew you couldn't do jack about it


as per the revenge part that gold necklace you pilfered and sold cheaply , it won't really pain him . You should have stole his certificate or his most treasured asset

Cutest001:
Come hear the story..., sambarry and marvelousgod...

We dated for 3 years.. Yes 3 horrible years, from 200L to 400L... (19-21yrs old), he was 6-7 years older..
I was young and very naïve.
No male callers, no visit from friends, my life virtually revolved round him...BTW that was not what I wanted... My studies suffered

I craved for freedom but he just wouldn't.. He always threatened me that if I leave he will embarrass me in my department...(yes I knew he could)

In 400Level, this boyfriend beat me up for a very slight issue (so minor that I cant even remember what), that I had to fake faint just to escape the beating of my life
Many crazy things sha, so finally I graduated and thought I was free...... Although i was still around the school environment waiting for clearance.

When I told my aunt I was a graduate she bought me my dream phone, when he saw me with the phone, he got furious that there was no justification for my aunt changing my phone to such expensive phone and smashed the phone so hard on the floor and somehow cut my gold on my neck

I wore my revenge gown, STOLE his gold when I was on my way to fix mine at the goldsmith and sold it off, used very little from it to fix mine and we used the rest for outing that weekend...

@ foul-mouth dukenija how many goes back to tell the owner that they stole from them without being caught?....

Good no one will ever know the face behind this my fake moniker

cococandy:
see as your body dey hot . is it because of the cake that she will bake?

yez ma

willyrey:
hahahahaha.......baba no be me wear buba ooooo and besides I be Omo 90s ooo

haaaa ok na you be the short one for front

MarvellousGod:
eeehhh?? , the woman get mind oo

Thinking same too, if they call these petty then it's so scary what the major ones will be..

nne every body wey dey that banking hall tear race comot outside when the odour of what she packed inside nylon bag enveloped them


of which the woman talk say na introduction be that


though she was arrested for constituting public nuisance sha


Infact only God knows where some nigerias get weird ideas to perpetrate evil

Fun fool is here again o


Many people here need it

andromida:
This is some heavy stuff for any one to pass through. I hope they find healing

Amen. So feel sorry for them when they are at it. They're only letting out all their frustrations and nl is the perfect place for that

You won't see them here. They're busy arguing and tearing their boxers over marital rape and feminism

andromida:
Its complicated i no know o

an embittered soul only spreads his bitterness and anger about and I'll give you reasons for so much unbridled anger on nl


1. Salary not paid
2 joblessness
3 broke asses
4impotence
5hiv aidd, syphilis, gonorrhoea, prostrate cancer etc
6 landlord harassment
7.people used to violence
8 sexual frustration
etc and so forth



so you cannot expect people who fall into one or 2 of this categories not to carry their bile every where they go like hunch back

MarvellousGod:
You never settled after all, if you could still harbour anger which led you to stealing his stuff..



What people call petty here

i taya o


reminds me of the angry wife who carried faeces into poly bag and walked into a banking premises and then heaped it on the cashiers head in ondo state because she wanted to get even



I saw the story here on nl some time ago and that was how some crazy posters said it was just a petty brawl
if that is a petty brawl only God knows what the major brawl will be

Smh

andromida:
They can unfrustrate themselves.

how?

Joy1706:
Someone like you? Dude who are you? Stop saying stuff you can't do abeg. Mtschewwwww. Abeg shift

Cutest001:
We had an argument he smashed my phone on the floor..
When we settled it, I stole his gold chain and sold it
Really petty cos I didn't need the money for anything

See as you resemble omo teacher for your throwback pics and that ya long buba na die



you're obviously an 80s kid


happy birthday

And of course real friends are hard to come by talk more of e family

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