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Timbuktou:
How can? The fallen walls of Jericho are higher than hers by now

do you feel good now

Put with HER CONCENT. If you want her number sef I will give you so you will see it live




As per dildos continue explaining how you use dildos on your ojuelegba Ashewo

coogar:
so why put someone else's boöbs here? are you a coward? craw-craw dey your own böobs?




oh please, spare us!
you are the serial wänker here. you have told us how you use dildòs every night to destress.

coogar:
sambarry, na your boöbs be that?

I just knew that is the next question you will ask that's vwhy I let the face of the girl show. Well that's not me






team vaseline w@nkas association. Over to you

Team nipus




shebi that's what you want to see. Are you satisfied

bukatyne:
Nothing

Regards to Wura

Thanks jare. I will

initialize:
This kain news wey need pictures, una no go put pictures



How we go believe now.

didn't you see the pictures there

yinkuschua:
Are you sure this story is true... sound like Nollywood tinz...

before nko. It's reeking of nollywood

felifeli:
??

ehen. What is

bukatyne:
You're Kulyie?

what apin?

Why is zeyus not in the list

RoyalRoy:
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2. My Sunshine

3. Singing Church Hymns during Mass.


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They're already furious. I can literally see the strands of their hair at attention




I just knew it will get some nimals mad

noskeybaba:
Best advice:
Mind your business. If you do, she will know you are uninterested and move on. Unless you show interest, she is not a problem. You don't even need an advice on this.

op knows the answer. He's only looking for supporters team and those who will cheer him on

Is she going to drink or smoke? Even if her mother drinks she will wait till she's 18 but for now she's learning by observation




moreover my family is wura so what other family are you talking about?



if you don't want to drive me just say you don't want to drive me there and I'll get a cab

coogar:
jokes!



spend more time with your family.



that's child abuse!
taking a child to where people smoke & drink alcohol?




yes ke!



just do as told!
you want me to drive you & you don't want to pay for the service rendered?



but she's right!
she said nigerian women would destroy the relationship between the governor & her kids and that's the truth. 99% of nigerian women have the wickedness of patience ozokwor in their DNA & you especially are in that category

coogar:
go & read what oshiomole's mom said about nigerian women. nigerian women can't be pleased, they cannot even please themselves.

go back to the thread and read my response
Village illiterate woman deceiving herself. Isn't she a product of what she's abusing abi na Oyinbo woman born. Even if she was a half caste oro oba dun lenu e so her own matter no be talk


Benin woman

Expensive virtue you mean



going to owanmbe doesn't mean I am not talking care of my family




I have to train wura to be like me that's why I take her with me every where I go so she will continue where her mother stopped . isn't that enough care



Ahen you said I should send your flight ticket to you



you wey dey stay for ojota, wey go leave ojota go price ojuelegba Ashewo na me you dey deceive ;




you wan spend my money on ojuelegba Ashewo abi )

coogar:
yes.....
you are a lady of easy virtue.



stay @home.
take care of your house & your family.



buy a business class ticket(BA) for me and i will come and drive you.

Yadoctora:
Very well said.
I await the thread on how to please a Nigerian woman.

Gbam. Coogar Oya come and answer this question o.this one you wan die on top my matter this rainy morning

of course I am a blessing and a virtuous woman


Ok.i get it. You're labelling me aristo chic because our values and ways of seeing things are different. What you see as blue and I see as green, fight dey there?


Anyway sha con drive me. There's petrol scarcity in lagos and other parts of Nigeria. I no see fuel buy yesterday that's why I said you should drive me to the island with your car

coogar:
you are a disgrace to the good nigerian women. aristo chic! they will beat you one day. keep flirting with other people's husbands. your day of reckoning is nearer.



i never called you a cougar. you run after pot-bellied sugar-daddies. don't worry about what i do. this article is talking to you.




better go & enter your keke napep. drive you? who dash you car?

Thank you o




the hypocrisy nor go let them see road

Ngokafor:
...'Sighs'..Oshiomole marries a Foreigner,all of a sudden,Nigerian women seems to have lost their 'beauty' and all that blabs according to a certain Nigerian male artist,necessitating this epistle on how to please the Nigerian man as usual...forgeting that there are countless Nigerian males who married foreigners with tales of woes in toe.I am waiting for an epistle on how Foreign women should please our dear brothers some day


..Uche Jumbo married a Foreigner as well(just like many other women i know) but we dont see Nigerian women going on about how men have 'failed' in some one way with thesis and manual on how to please women but simply saw it as a matter of choice,obtainable in other parts of the World as well.

....For the average Nigerian male,it looks like the rule is me,myself and i...'my personal happines to the detriment of others at all cost first'...so unfortunate.

I have told you times without number I'm going there to have fun, catch up with my fellow owanmbe friends, jist and talk about the latest jewellery, shoe, baby outfit and dance


meanwhile as per going there because of aristo, it's what you do that you think others will do . I'm not a lagos cougar. You're the one running after middle aged women for money as your name implies. Continue doing sugar sons for women who are old enough to give birth to you




anyway are you still going to drive me there because I don't want to miss out in the dance







the thing wey you sabi chop go belleful you

coogar:
i hope you cop acute diarrhoea in that owambe of yours.



who doesn't know your ways of reasoning is different? this is why i referenced you cos this article is talking to you. stay @home, take good care of your partner.



your own way of living your life is reckless. i am starting to think you go to those parties to catch aristos. i hope a housewife who happens to be a former traditional wrestler confronts you one day & beat your ašs to stupor for flirting with her hubby.

Damikevin:
Sounds like an assault against Nigerian women. Wondering how Mrs Oshomoleh will be looking at nigerian women.

like she's an ethopian woman and her grand children's blood is flowing of liberian blood





she's only deceiving herself




isn't she a Benin woman herself. Shioorr



the people that will soon tell her her husband's history are on their way

there's an adage that says a gentle woman is nothing but a patient wolf.




she just came so she has to study the environment very well and entrench her foot on the ground like her counterpart bianca ojukwu before she strikes and shows herself



its just a matter of time and few children then you will see her real self and reason for marrying oshiomole.



no be so bianca take form mumu till she born for ojukwu and put his brain inside her bra

SLIDEwaxie:
one thing I have noticed is this: no human is not kind and caring to money...

no one, no matter how rich, will start dragging money on the floor and setting it ablaze so, she shld spare us the details and praises of how kind a woman appears to appear when the issue of money is concerned.

you go hear whennn...just wait till she divorce your son for being too ugly and sue him for half or even all of his properties, that is when u will knw dt chasing of properties by Nigerian ladies na child's play when compared to the foreigners.

bloody illiterate!

this place will be sizzling hot bet I'll certainly be back

So dear coogar today's another owanmbe I have to attend. It's happening on the island so would you mind driving me there. Don't worry about what you will eat. I'll take care of that. Just be my driver for today and we can negotiate on your charges

coogar:
this is the best piece of advice i have read from a nigerian in about 20 years. let's just hope obnoxious stubborn women like sambarry would digest this & take this advice instead of party-hopping from one owambe to another.

Mr coogar or whatever your name is


what rocks every body's boat is different

as our faces are different so are our ways of reasoning, modus operandi, priorities and lifestyle. If you expect me to share in your sentiments and school of thoughts you will have to wait till obasanjo becomes America's next president



so therefore the way everyone decides to live his or her life is completely up to them. If you find it stubborn and obnoxious then be my guest




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EfemenaXY:
That's why I said their expectations need to be realistic.

It's always easy to "talk the talk", but not so easy to "walk it".

Gbam. Another word of wisdom from EfemenaXY

Holatunde007:
But who those incharge of price tags na

the fashion designers noni

She has to be in the good book of Buhari or else

cococandy:
You left me and the kids without a goodbye.
They been tearing my wrapper crying for daddy.

Only an escalade will make this apology genuine.

is that not coogar



Coogar is a runaway daddy o




the next time you see him show up on the kids is when they have finished from the un and are doing their convocation ceremony

You don't mean it




congratulations to aisha2.



As for jennykandry she is now babyosisi



ileobatojo house/palace has really been burnt for real .That's Why you don't see her on nl again


the rest are on nl's

EfemenaXY:
with different monicas.modawonmo baje as pe there's no hiding place for the golden fish

At least she came back for you.

Carefreewannabe just vapourized into the thin air without so much a goodbye. After making me promise that I won't leave without telling her. I feel so betrayed.

And so did Ilebatojo.

And Jennykadry.



Congratulations to Aisha2 and her family. May their home for ever be blessed.

it depends on what ever they have discussed prior to their wedding besides this old Tyler Perry movie explains it all. I'm referring to the movie "why did I get married"



And o yes I am back for good



till another ban resurfaces then irunoko will have to resume duty

EfemenaXY:
Ahh, you're back! Welcome.

My dear, it's not about being a Ruth, but being totally honest with oneself, and having realistic expectations.

It even begs the question: why bother getting married in the first place if the couple will be apart for donkey years on end?

Dyt:
What a name

shebi there's also irun obo on this forum na

Are you rutu?




is your name Ruth abokoku that you wan dey follow am quench ?

EfemenaXY:
Yes, but to meet for just three days in four whole years? Which kind yeye hustling be that? My sister, body nor be wood.

...Wherever you go, I go. Your people shall be my people. Your God my God...

#something chapter something verse something#

Otherwise there is fire on the mountain with that union.