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Family › Re: How To Keep Your Gay Life Secret In Naija By Chinua Onwukike by SAMBARRY: 6:54pm On Nov 01, 2014

don't provoke them o grin

Kanwulia:
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh!
Na lie I tok?
When a NAIJA man starts farting uncontrollably, not be "Fruits and Vegetable" diet dey cause am o!
Time to h-investigate the "where-there-and-here-and-dia" of his anoooose before he shytes on ya head one day ke!

Family › Re: please help... my inlaws dont want my progress by SAMBARRY: 6:38pm On Nov 01, 2014

Madam focus on your child. You your self said they are diabolical.you know the implications of struggling with poverty striken diabolical people. They are always dangerously desperate. Take care of yourself and your child. Leave whatever property for them.a man who is poor in the mind will be perpetually poor even if he uses desperation to get properties. Such properties cannot last in their hand because they don't know how to maintain it

reminds me of my friends relatives that her fathers people drove her and her siblings out of the house. Judge assasinated, didn't have enough money to continue paying the lawyer. House were they drove them away was sold. Money shared among each other . some used the money to marry second wife now they are back to square one because they are poor in the mind. Shame no gree the fathers relatives come and beg for money.

It's them that will be sorry last last.this is africa.oyinbo that called Africa The dark continent didn't lie . poverty of the mind and selfishness undecided

Family › Re: How Do I React To This? by SAMBARRY: 6:17pm On Nov 01, 2014

coogar:
she's a woman!
they tend to enjoy the attention they get from the opposite sėx - it gives them the assurance they are still valuable in the dating market.

oniranu.nkan tama rie si na niyen lipsrsealed

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Family › Re: Extended Family Wahala: Why Are Uncles Wicked? by SAMBARRY: 6:14pm On Nov 01, 2014

jantavanta:
The rat race for survival has broken extended family bonds, inside and outside nigeria.

yes o.friends are now closer to people than even family

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Family › Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by SAMBARRY: 5:22pm On Nov 01, 2014

I didn't know ibadan was that dangerous for night travelling o shocked

thank God for journey mercies

Family › Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by SAMBARRY: 5:20pm On Nov 01, 2014

Really

thank God I didn't approach her o cheesy

. bet wait o so if you really were in ibadan you will have housed a stranger on nairaland IN YA HOUSE shocked

madam you have a larrrrrgggggggeeee heart o.haaaaaa shocked

so there are still human beings like you in this nigeria shocked

anyway thanks for the advice. I will make use of it

chaircover:
Sambarry na wa o!
You think I will be in Ibadan and not offer you to come and stay with me, when I knew you were desparate for a room
My dear I am not around o! If I was you would be welcome. shebi na to sleep and wake up in a safe enviroment

That lady you saw wasnt me either
If you had said jeans, shirt and heels . . .then maybe it could have been me
. . and if the 2 kids were teasing each other . . .then yes it could have been us

Please my dear on a serious note, pls dont travel that late again. That Lagos Ibadan expressway is a death trap in the day not to talk at night with all those crazy, no lights pumping smoke, trailers and tankers. Sis pls I am begging you.
Maybe when next you are in town book a hotel earluer in the day, so you are not stressing yourself looking for one at night.
. . .and Leave Wura at home with the nanny jare. Dont be carrying the baby up and down
You want her to be going to bed at 11 like you abi

Family › Re: How Do I React To This? by SAMBARRY: 5:12pm On Nov 01, 2014

Nothing to say just passing by

Family › Re: How To Keep Your Gay Life Secret In Naija By Chinua Onwukike by SAMBARRY: 5:07pm On Nov 01, 2014

Kanwulia o grin

Family › Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by SAMBARRY: 5:01pm On Nov 01, 2014

tunapa2009:
hmmmmmmm... Woooooow.. Abeg make small AMala for me ooooooo(amala isu)

money for amala

Family › Re: Extended Family Wahala: Why Are Uncles Wicked? by SAMBARRY: 4:58pm On Nov 01, 2014

tpia6:
you have to realize at some point, familial and friendship bonds are stretched and broken as you get older.

and in these days of boko haram, better wise up.

that's the sad reality. One of my favourite aunt as a kid is now an acquaintance. We only see once in a while at family parties

Family › Re: .. by SAMBARRY: 4:21pm On Nov 01, 2014

Same thing on my mind. Tho I have a song, a hymn rather that we used to sing in Methodist Church while growing up. It goes like this
come home come home
ye who are weary come home

tenderly, lovingly jesus is calling, ye who are weary come homecommmmmeeee hoommmmmeee

oya clap for me na, abi you no enjoy my hymn cheesy

Chillisauce:
Fake story.
Fake Profile
Fake Identity
Fake Gender.

I smell lies
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Family › Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by SAMBARRY: 4:04pm On Nov 01, 2014

Funlorla:
I think it's about 7,500

not bad.

Family › Re: How To Keep Your Gay Life Secret In Naija By Chinua Onwukike by SAMBARRY: 4:01pm On Nov 01, 2014

all join. Is part of THE FAMILY HERITAGE. AFTER ALL WE ARE ONE BIG HAPPY FAMILY. GAYS, LESBIANS, HETEROSEXUAL, BISEXUAL, MALE AND FEMALE PROSTITUES.ALL NA COMBINATION OF ONE BIG FAMILY wink

tpia6:
Family section is being taken over again.

Mistress threads, secret gay life threads, una don start o.

E tun ti bere lodi lodi yin o.

Family › Re: How To Keep Your Gay Life Secret In Naija By Chinua Onwukike by SAMBARRY: 3:58pm On Nov 01, 2014

pickabeau1:
..

talk na.why your hand dey heavy you type or are you short of words grin

Family › Re: What Should I Do? I Slept With A Married Man by SAMBARRY: 3:52pm On Nov 01, 2014

O thank God finally someone is seeing what I am seeing grin

awon onitanu united

tpia6:
Can somebody plz pull up the spam thread about the girl who her married lover used for rituals- it was trending at one time but I can't remember the title.

Imagine three mistress/agbere topics in three days?

Why are you people fantasizing about irrelevancies, even the male op is pretending to be a woman, likewise the other mistress thread was also opened by a supposed male?

E be like say una nor get work though, starting threads on nl is your work.

Family › Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by SAMBARRY: 3:46pm On Nov 01, 2014

Funlorla:
There's a small budget hotel opposite Mobile at Ring Road. There are nicer hotels in Bodija, but today is Friday, they might be overbooked.

how much for a night?

Family › Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by SAMBARRY: 3:43pm On Nov 01, 2014

EfemenaXY:
This your post dey make person nervous.

Why do you always travel alone at night? Must you spend the night in a hotel you know nothing of? Haven't you got any relatives living in that town?

no I don't

Family › Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by SAMBARRY: 3:40pm On Nov 01, 2014

r231:
hahahaha....the yellow teeth

Family › Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by SAMBARRY: 3:39pm On Nov 01, 2014

Buy a high sound system in ikeja or alaba or buy all this thick ear phones, the type that resembles the one wey dj dey use

by the way why are you complaining about noise. Con live for lagos you sef go fear noise from churches doing night vigil with their speaker system outside or the mosques chanting endlessly with their speakers at highest volumes

EfemenaXY:
@House:

I think I need ear-plugs. My front door has suffered a lot of heavy knocking and my doorbell is working overtime with kids trick or treating...

Arrrggghh! I hate Halloween. Anyone going through the same ordeal too? Jenny, una dey trick or treat for Aussie?

Family › Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by SAMBARRY: 3:32pm On Nov 01, 2014

chaircover:
I am rebooting my phone or would have asked some people.
Let me know if you find something.

thank you sweery. Bet even if i had seen, I wouldn't have been able to sleep peacefully there because I would have been worried sick about wura

the next time I go there, I'm definitely going to take her with me so if I don't finish on time, we will both lodge but you said premier is cool, right?

Family › Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by SAMBARRY: 3:21pm On Nov 01, 2014

r231:
The night is still Young.......I just dey reach the party now and I like what I see

this ya pinshore go fit close up advertisement o cheesy

bet wish kain mask me that one . It's scary shocked

Family › Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by SAMBARRY: 3:19pm On Nov 01, 2014

tunapa2009:
Knocking!!!!! Knocking!!!!!!!

Who is in the house?

I am in the house o.i wan blend tomato/pepper and onions for egusi soup bet laziness dey worry me to stand up and log out of www.nairaland.com

all the remaining nairalanders Don go play. It's just me and you wink

Family › Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by SAMBARRY: 3:13pm On Nov 01, 2014

Thank you o.i can see you really loff me

I got home after 11pm and I didn't even see rat pass me by, everywhere was lonely except prostitutes hitting my car and hissing at me when they saw I was female grin

I should have even gotten back to you but iwas tired as hell when I got home. The first person I went to see was my baby but she was asleep. It's just this morning her nany was telling me she was throwing tantrums and crying because she didn't see me throughout. Today she no even wan gree me go out and I want to wash my hair cheesy

so I have called the hair dresser to come and wash it at home

ahen to the jist I promised to tell you. I went to heritage mall, into their restaurant to eat when I was hungry in the afternoon and I saw a woman eating with her two sons. One looked 15 and the other one was looking 17year old. I passed by them and my mind said this must be chair cover cheesy

because she looked calm and composed and I know she has teen kids and she stays at ibadan so I just put 1+1 together bet fear dey grip me to ask excuse me madam are you chair cover

then again another voice said shewa you better respect yasef and face ya front. No be fried rice and shikin you con buy. If you go meet them where them dey sit and she give you ela, all this your high heel wey you wear and short skirt go turn embarrassment, I kukuma face the thing wey I con buy grin

all this was deliberations to go and meet my perceived chair cover was going on in my head when the waiter lady requested I sit down while she's microwaving my food. As she package everything for inside nylon I was still turning back to look at her, that was when one of her son noticed that I was looking at his mom and was giving me the why you staring at my mother eyes, I just kuka roll my eyes away and walk away cheesy

so the point of this my story is that were you the woman in a black and white skirt suit with permed hair. You know all this skirt suit wey all this old school lecturers wear.shey na you be that? wink

chaircover:
You be sisi omoge
Your baby will be fine
Must be network wahala
Please dont travel this night
Pls try and find a place to stay tonight

Family › Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by SAMBARRY: 8:08pm On Oct 31, 2014

chaircover:
You this girl Ha!
I dont know many hotels in Ibadan
I only know of Premier hotel at Mokola

woman next time wink

I'm a woman nora girl

I'm even worried and anxious about my baby sef.ive not heard from her nanny since I called her this afternoon but thanks auntie chair cover wink

I have jist for you sef bet let me get home first.

Family › Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by SAMBARRY: 8:00pm On Oct 31, 2014

Eyin ibadan nairalanders how una dey.abeg I dey around dugbe, I dey go back to lagos, I no see any oteh to stay and I am not exactly familiar with ibadan very well apart from dugbe and iwo road.abeg wish oteh dey reasonable for ibadan if I no fit finish by 4pm.this is 7.55 and I am just going back to lagos.there is traffic congestion around government house area though so I am using 0ne hand to drive and the second hand typing.i don't want to be doing late night driving frequently so please wish place pesin fit sleep

@ efemena that place i was jisting you of, that I didn't know whether na oteh or broteh is a rif raf club so to say. I passed by there and looked well. It's a night club. They wrote something like ruby gold on it

Family › Re: Which Of These Two Would You Prefer? by SAMBARRY: 7:40pm On Oct 31, 2014

EfemenaXY:
The two ladies in these pictures have suffered.

Nearly a dozen separate threads recycling the same old, tired, junk.

me sef Don follow them taya undecided

see the scarf like those cloth eey them dey use clean pikin yash.see bleached skin like bleached albino undecided

una no dey taya undecided

Family › Re: Is It Right For A Wife To Arrest Her Husband because She Was Beaten By Him? by SAMBARRY: 7:33pm On Oct 31, 2014

If that is what is what it takes to make him behave like a normal human being, then fine. Having a date with the nigeriann police and spending the night with cockroach, rat and mosquito infested cells and beatings is a very unforgettable experience that will continually remind him to know where to practice his muscles wink

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Family › Re: He Wants To Turn her into a Robot after Marriage by SAMBARRY: 7:27pm On Oct 31, 2014

Efemena i see you calling me o jare. So

where do all these bush meats surface from sef undecided

Do you work only because of money or to feel fulfilled. Where do all these bushmeats spring out from sef.them no go school ni abi the ones wey go school them no tell them say working supercedes money. When they sack the man from work tomorrow now , he will blame his wife that is economically dependent on him for money

abi shey until e reach stage wey them dey lock shirt for their neck for money for soup or brasserie before he uses his senses

Anyway no need for long story. He dey find doormat. So op, go village, lets say one village in ekiti, you will see what you are looking for. Awon baba seyi abeg money for soup we wan chop lipsrsealed

Family › Re: Death Penalty For 14yr Old Bride Who Poisoned Her 35yr Old Husband by SAMBARRY: 7:02pm On Oct 31, 2014

Shame is an understatement. Disgusting is the word

carefreewannabe:
A country where pe*dophiles are protected by law and victims of pedophilia punished and yet some will point fingers at America.
A country where a child can be married off, ra*ped and then killed.

Shame!!!

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