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EYIN BOIZ,HAWA YOU.I WAS JUST PASSING BY AND STOPPED TO SAY HIII


MAKE UNA DEY ADVICE UNASELVES WELL O

wonlasewonimi:
^^^^why are you shouting like a conductor in Dugbe?

WELL I AM NOT.BY THE WAY I LIKE THIS YA USER NAME "WONLASEWONIMI" ITS CUTE

EfemenaXY:
Did you travel alone?

YES NA.YOU NOR HEAR MY JIST SINCE

Tallesty1:
The demon in some people........................

KUNTINU NA

EfemenaXY:
^^

You sef were lucky on many counts:

~ Lucky your car didn't break down on the highway while travelling back so late to Lagos.

~ Lucky the crazy looking fellows didn't pounce on you.

Biko, don't be tempting fate this way my sister. Try planning your journeys well-well and always have backup plan B, C and even D if necessary...

HIAAAANNN MY SISTER,HIAANNN THEY WERE JUST SMOKING AND DRINKING ANYHOW.THEIR EYES WERE RED AND REEKING WITH FRUSTRATION AND ANGER,SOME WERE GAMBLING THERE ON THE TABLE.I DIDNT EVEN PLAN STAYING THAT LATE,I DIDNT KNOW MY HAIR WILL TAKE THAT LONG BEFORE IT FINISHES




INFACT THANK GOD FOR JOURNEY MERCIES O,THE ROAD SEF CAN GIVE PERSIN MISCARRIAGE.NA SOSO BUMP BUMP EVERY WHERE FOR ROAD PLUS IT WAS RAINING.OMO THE DRAMA WEY MY EYE SEE FOR NIGHT DRIVING NO GET PART 2


AS I NO SEE ROAD WELL,I ACCIDENTALLY RAN INTO SOME THREE MISCREANTS ON OKADA AROUND BERGER .NA SO THEY BLOCK ME AND STARTED SHOUTING ON THEIR MOTHER (NOT ME) THEY WERE DRRRRRUUUNNNNKKKKK AS HELL.I COULDNT EVEN LAUGH.I JUST FOLD ARM FOR CHEST DEY WATCH REALITY FILM.YOU WAN TRY DISPLAY


HOLD UP NKO? THANK GOD WURA NO FOLLOW ME GO BECAUSE I NO GO HEAR WORD FOR CAR WITH CRYING.NA 10PM I REACH HOUSE.I NO EVEN BOTHER TO CHOP,I JUST GOT TO THE HOUSE AND ASKED WHETHER NANY HAS GIVEN WURA FOOD AND HOW SHE FARED GENERALLY BEFORE GOING TO BED

wayray:
and who told u i hate her?

SO WHY CALL A WOMAN YOU HAVENT SLEPT WITH AND PAID FOR THE SEX YOU HAD WITH HER A LovePeddler?

IS THAT NOT OBVIOUS HATRED/BITTERNESS

neroflo:
Definately gud for some sturbon mommas
#spank em hard...let em feel d pain u felt when u cained @ childhood
i repeat spank em wit big belt hard cos it amazinly fun
DARREN STONE
Wycombe,UK

ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF OMO LASAN

moneyexpert:
Haba dat is a tabooo


I suspect the wife uses jazz

EVERYTHING A MAN DOES THAT IS ABNORMAL EQUALS TO JAZZ


UNA NO DEY TAYA WITH NOLLY THRASH AND AFRICAN MAGIC RUBBISH

AHEN EFEMENA,SORRY,I FORGOT TO ANSWER YA KWESHION.FOKI FOKI MEANS WHEN SOMEONE IS LOOKING AT YOU AGGRESSIVELY AND WILL NOT REMOVE HIS OR HER EYES

EfemenaXY:
Kulyie and her gists!

Abeg explain that last paragraph wella...but er, which kind yeye hotel you go look so?

I CANT EVEN REMEMBER THE NAME OF THE HOTEL BUT IN FRONT THERE WAS A SIGN BOARD SHOWING A YOUNG MODEL OF LETS SAY 19-21 YEARS WITH A BUM SHOT AND THEN SOME CHUKU CHUKU FLOWERS BY THE GATE

AS I WANTED TO STEP IN TO FIND OUT WHETHER IT IS A HOTEL OR BROTHEL,I DONT EVEN KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE 2 GOING BY THE KIND OF ENVIRONMENT IT LOOKED LIKE AND THE MEN THAT WERE LOITERING AOUND THERE,AS ONE ACCOSTED ME SAYING MADAM CAN I HELP YOU,I JUST SMILED WITH FEAR AND SAID NO THANK YOU,ACTUALLY I MISSED MY WAY,HE SAID WHERE AM I GOING,I SAID NEVER MIND,NA SO I VAMOOSE ENTER CAR STTTRRRRRRAAAAAIIIIIGGHHHHTTTT TO LAGOOOOSSSSS

damiso:
Thanks my peeps :'
Girls and drama

DONT MIND THAT YA DAUGHTERS CLASSMATES O JARE,THEY ARE JUST DOING INITIAL GRA GRA.YOU KNOW SMALL SMALL GIRLS LIKE DRAMA.THEY ARE KIDS JOOR,ITS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE THEY BLEND.THEY JUST WAN SHOW THEMSELVES SMALL
BUT ITS NATURAL FOR HER TO FEEL BAD THOUGH BUT WITH TIME,SHE WILL ADJUST

chaircover:
Why are you travelling so late
Safe journey home

I will give you my account number to pay your omo onile fees
You cant just come to Ibadan without paying homage to the "son of the soil"

CHISSSSSOOOOOSSSSS OOOOOOO


SO THIS IS HOW I MISSED MEETING CHAIRCOVER.OMADUNMI GANNNNNNN OOOOOOO



SHEBI THE OTHER TIME I GAVE YOU 10 MILLION TO GO AND BUY HOUSE IN BANANA ISLAND AND BE NEIGHBORS WITH RITA DOMINICS HUSBAND,YOU SAID YOU WANTED PAWNS




I HAD TO GET BACK AS OF THE TIME I DID BECAUSE THERE WAS NOBODY I KNEW IN IBADAN THAT I COULD PASS THE NIGHT WITH.ALL MY FRIENDS WHO STAY IN IBADAN HAVE RELOCATED TO DIFFERENT PLACES AND THE HOTELS I SAW AROUND THAT DUGBE AREA OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT ABI WETIN UNA DEY CALL AM WAS SCARY.THE MEN IN FRONT OF THE HOTEL AND LOBBY THAT WERE THERE,THEIR EYES WERE JUST DOING FOKI FOKI

jennykadry:
Ki ni mo se

YOU ARE FUNNY NONI,JUST LIKE YOUR NAME SAKE,FUNKE AKINDELE AKA JENIFA

wayray:
Crazy small mangoes LovePeddler .

HATER ALERT

[quote author= post=27407417]she ni dey shame[/quote]LOL WHY SHOULD SHE BE ASHAMED? SHE THIEF?

Ha i am just leaving ibadan. I went there to do a couple of things and kuku stopped by to do my hair and branched at shop rite to buy xmas cloth for wura but I no see. About starting the car.

Logging off till further notice

edwife:
You see,you for wait friday to do your hair,you could have done this style.

Where you dey go sef?

Go and ask ya mates that kidnap or run a baby making industry or go into primitive money making rituals or Internet fraud . choose whichever one you like. Next

Gbam

Kanwulia:
Just as I cannot condone violence on women by men. . . there is ABSOLUTELY no justification for this kind of behavior.
Even if he beats her for a hobby. . . she has a choice to LEAVE!
Simple.

This is sheer wickedness.
May she die in pieces after she finds no peace in live or death!
Amen!!!!

You're right that's why I said I am trying hard not to laugh. But seriously this trend of violence is becoming something else.its either husband beats pregnant woman to death or woman castrates husband. Kilode

Kanwulia:
Nne.
This nor be laughing matter o.
E nor funny at all.
I see the title of the thread waka pass jeje.

This kain behavior from women dey make me shame to be called a woman gaaaaaaaaan!
Very barbaric!

edwife:
^^^^

https://www.bravotv.com/media/u427353/10100_SideEyeKandi.gif

edi baby I like this ya deep red lipstick and hairdo ke





o ma fine. In fact if not that I am under the hair dryer, drying my hair I for do this style




oya smile

Lol. I am trying not to laugh
kanwulia attention needed here

RoyalRoy:
I don straight am.

ahen good boy

RoyalRoy:
Hehehehe.....not enough lime in your juice?

give her more na

RoyalRoy:
Because I bend my neck when am writing.... Lmao!!!

oya straight ya neck na

edwife:
Hmmmm,Sambarry and Royalroy

https://cdn.straightfromthea.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/10081_KandiSideEye.gif

and what is the meaning of that?

Are you minding them.awon oniranu united . just yesterday my junior colleague came to jist me this same issue at my office, I chose not to say anything because it didn't sound true in my ears.i said I will check punch newspaper and or nairaland only for me to see that it is true. There is nothing she didn't call the man finish. Anyway the man's excuse is not genuine and reasonable because as you have rightly said, shebi he has parents, siblings and relations.how then was he paying their school fees for the years he dumped them in school?

These are the kinds of children that should be waking up everyday and be cursing their parents because baba o gbadun, iya o sunwo

Sophyrocks:
That is why u left them for good 8 years? What have u been doing during those years? Sleeping under bridge? How about your family or parents? Dnt any of them exist to help u out? Nonsense! You dnt have any excuse! Try harder! Same goes to the mother.Such irresponsible parents. I dnt know why some men abandon their kids once they have problems with their mothers. They will just transfer their aggression to their children and act like they never had them. Its very bad. Why will u transfer ur anger to the kids when they are innocent?

jennykadry:
Can that Dyt of a character STFU.

jenifaaaa

Here we go again . Do whatever works for you. Shikena



next

RoyalRoy:
40s thread? Link please!!

why are you now using italics to type mr man?

RoyalRoy:
I love this gist between "Aunty and her Niece" o!!! Lollz.

A man with a high sexusl drive married a woman with low/average sexual drive.... Hmmm!!!

And will the woman in question be happy to accommodate a "help mate" to relieve her of some of "her duties"?

If not, she should buckle up and take a trip to the downside of town.... I hear Dogonyaro and Monkey Tail no cost at all!!!!



Enjoy your day Sirs and Madams!!!!

Yes you are right. As a matter of fact

Iyen iwona




who are the people teaching you



you that you used to be so gentle, now you have turned into someone spitting fire

pickabeau1:
Intimidating can also be code for being easily nasty or mouthed.

Seems to be a desirable in some ladies minds nowadays

All part of the neo woman aura
I blast anyone I want anytime I feel

Can't take no prisoners etc bla bla bla