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Family › Re: Please Help! A Salary Of N35,000 With No Helper, How Do I Cope? by SAMBARRY: 8:41am On Nov 13, 2014

Chilliiiiiii shocked

use only white powder, cut your nails neatly. Don't do braz hair.jeez tell me you are joking grin

op don't mind chilli except you're an old woman of 50+

Haba what kind of advice is that. What happened to having flashy pink or red painted nails even if you don't want to do acrylic or French tips. What happened to using good foundation and bronzer on your face. Even the oldies of 60plus at my own side of the hood still use contact lenses, artificial eye lashes, push up brad etc . How much more sisi.chilli.anyway I know you are joking. Op if you look at it true true 35k is small but just reduce your expenses and buy the necessary. For your income no be every new shoes or gorge wey come out you go buy. No be every human hair you go buy. You can look simple yet sophisticated.your salary might not satisfy all your needs but it will satisfy the basics of food shelter clothing and miscellaneous

Chillisauce:
wow, 35k and you are complaining.

Do away with brazilian hair, carry your natural hair.
cut your nails very neat.
Buy only white powder.
Use olive oil as body cream
tell whoever you are staying with thats making you spend too much that you dont hhave enough.

If all fails, go get one alhaji, suck am dry. Him go buy piece of land for you.
No bi so?

Family › Re: Ladies: Your Opinion On Being A Second ,third Wife by SAMBARRY: 8:22am On Nov 13, 2014

Lobatan.efemena has brought another dimension to it.

bet I don loss my atm o cry

weekend is on the way cry

EfemenaXY:
Why would a chronic, broke dude want to marry several wives?

Besides, being the third or second to last bride of a very rich Baba or Alahji isn't that bad. The lady can have a young fit guy to warm her cockles at night and if the dude is handsome, she can have three or four kids for him and pass them off as Baba / Alahji's kids. Get him to train another man's kids whilst having the sex of a lifetime that many can only dream of.

Yes, middle / second-to-last wife is best as there would be less focus on her. That way, she gets to eat her cake and have it, at the same time.

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Family › Re: A Thread For The 40 Crowd by SAMBARRY: 8:18am On Nov 13, 2014

Life begins at 40ke cool

Family › Re: A Thread For The 40 Crowd by SAMBARRY: 8:17am On Nov 13, 2014

Yes ke

Food › Re: My First Fried Rice.. (pictures) by SAMBARRY: 8:09am On Nov 13, 2014

Madcow you tried for a man but that food needs a feminine touch

Family › Re: I Need Help "My Children Fear Me, Rather Than Respecting Me" by SAMBARRY: 7:19am On Nov 13, 2014

freshdude2:
Nah, I prefer being naughty.

Family › Re: Pastor To Spend Christmas In Jail For Giving 11 Year Old Girl Belle by SAMBARRY: 11:14am On Nov 12, 2014

This your ikebe super pseudo blog sweet o grin

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Family › Re: I Need Help "My Children Fear Me, Rather Than Respecting Me" by SAMBARRY: 11:09am On Nov 12, 2014

freshdude2:
You should play and talk more with them. They don't hate you, they don't just feel safe with you. My boy doesn't have any fear around me until I say "come here", that's the sound of judgement. ;DBring your laptop let me help you fix yoir caps lock.

thank you o jare. Don't let me bother you. The caps is deliberate especially when i am emphasizing something grin

oya smile for me and stop being a naughty boy

Family › Re: I Need Help "My Children Fear Me, Rather Than Respecting Me" by SAMBARRY: 2:51pm On Nov 11, 2014

Some years back My mom was always fond of bashing my kid brother. She will say everything unthinkable to him because he came home with a cgpa of 2.31.she will say nothing os in your brain except partying and football. If he carry cup, mummy will nash him, if he drop am, rain of abuse sotey he started becoming so scared of my mom and would rather confide in me because of the big wall she haf created and making him feel so little. Now he just finished his nysc with a 2.2.the point is even when they fail remind them you still believe in them.now he will rather talk with me than nobody. No be say you will turn yourself to lion sotey your kids are afraid of confiding in you because the next thing they know you will do is to make them feel terrible

Family › Re: I Need Help "My Children Fear Me, Rather Than Respecting Me" by SAMBARRY: 2:32pm On Nov 11, 2014

THATS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU ARE ALWAYS SHOUTING AND SCOLDING CHILDREN ESPECIALLY IN PUBLIC SO MUCH THAT THEIR SELF ESTEEM AND WORTH VANISHES.A LOT OF AFRICAN PARENTS ARE GUILTY OF THIS INCLUDING VERBAL ASSAULT.ALWAYS BRINGING THE CHILD DOWN.CHILDREN DONT REPEL OR FEEL UNEASY AROUND THEIR FATHER FOR NOTHING.IT MEANS YOU ARE DOING SOMETHING YOU SHOULDNT DO AND YOU ARE ALWAYS SCOLDING THEM THAN LAUGHING WITH THEM AND TALKING WITH THEM.BOND WITH THEM BY TALKING TO THEM.STOP BASHING YOUR KIDS IN THE PRESENCE OF OUTSIDERS AS IF THEY DONT HAVE FEELINGS AND EMOTIONS,STOP BRINGING DOWN YOUR KIDS CONSTANTLY.IF YOU ARE GUILTY OF ANY OF THE NDERLISTED START DOING THE OPPOSITE AND COME AND TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED.

KIDS ARE THE EASIEST PEOPLE TO GET ALONG WITH THAN EVEN ADULTS.KIDS TEND TO FALL IN LOVE WITH PEOPLE THAT LISTEN TO THEM,EMPATHIZE WITH THEM,HUG THEM CONSTANTLY,REMIND THEM THAT THEY ARE INTELLIGENT AND BEAUTIFUL,EVEN IF THEY FAIL,MAKE THEM FEEL THEY CAN TRUST YOU BUT WHEN YOU SEE THEIR ASSIGNMENT AND THEY FAIL AND THE NEXT THING IS TO START DISHING OUT JUDGEMENT AND BASHING ESPECIALLY WITH YOUR USUAL CHORUS "I KNOW YOU TOOK AFTER YOUR MOTHER,THATS WHY YOU ARE DAFT".I HEAR SOME FATHERS SAY THAT TO THEIR KIDS,WHENEVER A FATHER COSTANTLY SHOUTS AT THE CHILD IN PRESENCE OF VISITORS WHEN THEY MAKE SLIGHT MISTAKES,E.G, YOU ARE AS USELESS AS YOUR MOTHER,NO WONDER YOU TOOK LAST IN SCHOOL.ILL GIVE AN EXAMPLE

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Family › Re: Nursing Mother Pours Hot Water,mixed With Pepper On Husband by SAMBARRY: 2:23pm On Nov 11, 2014

Kanwulia:
You try those EDO women?

Fire for fire. . . . We dey make our own ACID KE!

Deji of Akure, come and try ya luck!

A nursing mother?

Lemmmme guess?. . . . . . HE WANTED TO PHOCK!

Family › Re: Complication Behind Bride Price In Nigeria by SAMBARRY: 7:31pm On Nov 10, 2014

coogar:
who started it or is your memory infected with ebola?

what kinda MILs drink beer & get high on snuff?
by their list, you shall know them. i don't mind buying ram, clothing items, tubers of yam, soft drinks for MIL. however, the moment i see beer, snuff, indian hemp, paraga, etc then the marriage is off. an old man once told me if you want to know what a wife would become, check out her mother.

Family › Re: Complication Behind Bride Price In Nigeria by SAMBARRY: 11:21am On Nov 10, 2014

You and who? undecided

sho wa mentally ok sha?

check next bus stop. Osharo Monday undecided

coogar:
why won't i see it?
i have to spend on such things to buy you like a piece of foodstuff while you are on NL claiming to be a feminist. can you not see the hypocrisy you immerse yourself into? costly shoe for FIL, undies for MIL. you better stay in the kitchen 24/7 after i manage to pay that kind of brideprice. if i hear the letter "f" before you even pronounce feminism, i would give you a dirty slap. your feminism should be paying your brideprice, not me.

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Family › Re: Mothers, Can It Be This Bad? by SAMBARRY: 11:19am On Nov 10, 2014

Coogar you need deliverance from cho cho cho aka over talking grin

Family › Re: Complication Behind Bride Price In Nigeria by SAMBARRY: 11:11am On Nov 10, 2014

coogar:
the 6th item on the mother's list is cracking me up. so a groom is expected to buy undies for his potential mother-in-law in nigeria?

Na that one you go see grin

oniranu

Family › Re: Myles Munroe, Wife And Daughter Killed In Bahamas Plane Crash by SAMBARRY: 11:04am On Nov 10, 2014

He's among the rate breed pastor who drops the truth like it's hot. No sycophancy, no sugar coating of the truth . just plain real
rip.what a teacher indeed

Family › Re: Can A Physically Abusive Person Change? by SAMBARRY: 10:54am On Nov 10, 2014

SirHouloo:
Why should she? She will get used to it now.

another one Don cam grin

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Celebrities › Re: My Birthday Celebration (pictures) by SAMBARRY: 2:36pm On Nov 09, 2014

rafhell:
Was it a gay party?
No offence pls.

same question i was about asking. You no invite woman for your ladies ni.na so so 19-23 year olds I dey see for your pishore

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Celebrities › Re: Quick Question: Where Is Chika Ike Getting Her Money From? by SAMBARRY: 2:29pm On Nov 09, 2014

Op previous posters before me have given you the perfect answer-mind your business

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Family › Re: Nigerian Bride Who 'waited Till Her Wedding Night' Tells Her Inspiring Story by SAMBARRY: 1:31pm On Nov 09, 2014

Such bile and bitterness. Jeez grin

Isiterere:
don't mind the yeye-gal o, she's acting a poorly directed script. The way she dey have countless meeting with Jesus sef tire me.
I don't trust the husband;my opinion though.
Btw, wish her a fruitful marriage.

ALL IZZ WELL

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Family › Re: Nigerian Bride Who 'waited Till Her Wedding Night' Tells Her Inspiring Story by SAMBARRY: 1:30pm On Nov 09, 2014

Biolagurl:
So shud we start running nw?Story 4 d gods abeg

why are you jealous. She's only encouraging women who believe in her own school of thought o jare grin

Family › Re: My Teenage Daughter Is Pregnant!!! by SAMBARRY: 1:24pm On Nov 09, 2014

Kanwulia your attention is needed here . come and give your sisterly advice. E Don shele o

Family › Re: Dead Man Reappears....Takes Pregnant Girlfriend Home After Delivery. by SAMBARRY: 12:53pm On Nov 09, 2014

Ghosts

Family › Re: Dead Man Reappears....Takes Pregnant Girlfriend Home After Delivery. by SAMBARRY: 12:51pm On Nov 09, 2014

Ara oruns indeed grin

Family › Re: How Do Your Hormones Affect You During Menstruation? by SAMBARRY: 12:46pm On Nov 09, 2014

corisande:
chai!
E no easy
but don't you think its extreme? hissing and eyeing. lol

its not me perse.its the mood taking the better part of me grin

Family › Re: Dead Man Reappears....Takes Pregnant Girlfriend Home After Delivery. by SAMBARRY: 12:26pm On Nov 09, 2014

RoyalRoy:
Issokay.... Wait until ghost go give u ride one day.

****

I don't do lifts so how does a ghost wants to give me a ride . besides the ghosts I see exist only in nollybull sh! T with dusting powder all over their face and hair and cele gown

grin

even if it appears to me I'll just say o please get the fk out of my house and stop invading my privacy. Speaking of human inventions meant to scare mentally underdeveloped people grin

as a matter of fact the day I stopped getting scared of masquerades and pass them confidently without fear of receiving beating was when one lazy he-d! 0t went to idumota in masquerade garment claiming ara orun.some people wanted to test whether he's really heavenly or supernatural and so they put a long stick inside fire and used the fire to touch him . When he saw the jaga jaga cloth he wore was catching fire nobody told him to remove the nonsense garment he was wearing and behave normal.ara orun my a55 grin

me sef go look. When he was pulling of his masquerade attite with speed he was shouting in yoruba "I am not supernatural, I am human. I am not from heaven, please help me".I laugh sotey I almost forget change grin

Family › Re: How Do Your Hormones Affect You During Menstruation? by SAMBARRY: 12:13pm On Nov 09, 2014

Ewwwww

corisande:
Horneyness
swollen tender sore niplees and buubs
mood swings
I tend to chop a lot too. always hungry
Thats all

Ehn, Those contractions I get down below
kai! Heavenly!

Family › Re: How Do Your Hormones Affect You During Menstruation? by SAMBARRY: 12:12pm On Nov 09, 2014

Hiaannn I am so aggressive, irritable and moody during those periods. If you don't want to be victim of emotional outbursts just stay out of my way during such periods.

I don't even eat during those periods. I loose my appetite for food and other things. Don't want to listen to anybody, don't want to be disturbed or bothered. I also hate hearing shewa see this, shewa can you help me do this, even if you greet me sef I won't answer. Perhaps maybe if I would it will be with a hiss or eyeing you.

Basically I am not the best of persons during those periods. Wuras nany sef dey always hear am from me . Good enough she understands

Family › Re: Dead Man Reappears....Takes Pregnant Girlfriend Home After Delivery. by SAMBARRY: 12:02pm On Nov 09, 2014

Story story, story

once upon a time, time time. I can't even fathom how an educated person like you will believe such nonsensical tales

RoyalRoy:
Interesting testimonies so far!!!

So Cococandy and SAMBARRY, you see there are many people with real life experiences of strange events here and there.

The nollywood you watch these things also take a cue from real life events and happenings around the society.
Even though Nollywood sometimes "over play" on these issues making it a bit too monotous, but I believe there is a thin line between fiction and reality these days!!!

Family › Re: Dead Man Reappears....Takes Pregnant Girlfriend Home After Delivery. by SAMBARRY: 6:25pm On Nov 08, 2014

EfemenaXY:

Lol!

its true na.i have once asked a question on nairaland that hasn't been answered by nobody so I ask again

why e be say na for only africa witch dey fly for sky or old woman turn bird.why them no use their wings wey fit fly from lagos to Port Harcourt to fly to america.why them dey limit themselves to Africa grin

Africans and stopeedity grin

Anyway na nollythrash dey encourage all this people to believe all that b.s grin

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Family › Re: Dead Man Reappears....Takes Pregnant Girlfriend Home After Delivery. by SAMBARRY: 6:21pm On Nov 08, 2014

Haaaaa nkan nbe grin

RoyalRoy:
Lollz.

Strange but could be true!!!!

I know a family like this and the dude actually drove his wife and 3 kids to his home town... Told them to go ahead and he wanted to see a childhood friend along the street.

The wife drove his car to the family house and was met by strange faces.

They showed her the grave of the dead dude. She fainted and was badly shaken. She died a week later on her hospital bed.

The kids are grown now, alive and well.

Strange things happen... It could be beyond our comprehension but definitely not impossible!!

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