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Six police men guarding someone with no verifiable source of income...how many policemen remain for station?

Bola146:
Just pretend to be poor so that you can know if he can cope with a broke lady. Be ready to attend parties on every weekend his mother is inviting you to, be ready to sponsor it or get query from her.
Be ready to finance his family because they don't believe in savings, his siblings are not working, so they depend on their brother, they believed in the Lord's prayer " give us our daily bread"

You saw tommorow and ran for your life

See as people dey analyse another person wife and daughters like say their analysis matters... Ike gwuru

One million

Tell us what you told him and the manner in which you told him that. Always claiming victim but when your tongue is running 360 degrees per second you felt like James Bond

Congratulations to them...their joy is complete

PrecioussB:
The question is straight forward.

Of course I understand we all have more than three criteria in choosing our potential life partner, but for the purpose of this thread, just your three topmost criteria.

For those who are married,what were the three topmost criteria that made you marry your spouse.


For me my 3 criteria are:

1. Must have a Great heart

2. Must be intelligent (very neccessary)

3.Must be himself and have few good friends.

Make sure you use tape to measure the greatness of the heart and tell us specifically the size you want.

Olunmercy56:
I love that Toyota is okay and durable, I have many friends using it. I pray that God will send helpers to buy it for me.

You wan do Uber?

Bahamas95:
I have one am rolling with presently, she is miss independent. Onething I like about her is that she is humble and caring. I feel comfortable whenever we are together and she doesn't make me look inferior even with the age difference. I see her as a big sist, sist with benefits sha.

Try and marry her and you will see the other side of her she kept inside fridge for you

A good example of giving back to the society or what we call back to sender...good sha

E bidosia o na ato... darling darling

When I see people filled up in this man's club(not church) I always asks myself " what do this people want and where do they think they are?

This guy needs food first... hungry people and sex sha

gaby:
People wey dey live their lives to impress the world or seek their validation.

One would begin to ask if they ever dated at all, and how the woman come take see the poor guy finish within such a shortie.

You never see anything . There are women that will angels when they are dating and turn to tiger after marriage. Just pray you don't meet them in life

adadike:
wow! Umuegorom

Umuezeotutu...it's a Small world...stay safe Sis.

Kinematics:
Great Metropolitan with no IGR to show for

It's very obvious you don't know the meaning of IGR

Old news like that

adadike:
big brother! My knees are on the ground. Adim loyal

I am so delighted to meet on this forum

adadike:
uzoakwa yes but not umudike

Na waoo, a bu m onye Uzoakwa

Ndeoma:
See bro am not the one going after her again. After she told me she is engaged I immediately withdrew myself but the situation here now is that she is the one coming for me. I don't even look at her face in church but one way or the other she will try to come around me. She watches my every move in church just in case I want to try out another lady in church. Most times when am smiling and chatting with my phone you'd clearly see this frown on her face. I've been observing this trend for a while now.

And you know once you love someone, definitely you'd fell like trying your luck once again to see whether their is a chance something could be established between you both. That's the state of dilemma I am in now. And also the lady too fine bro.

I value your advice bro and I will try to restrain myself from her at all cost. Funny enough I don't even call her on phone.

Go back to her for the second time.Its not a must that who first engage dey marry, except he has paid her bride price

Cti28:
Commendable. But climbing the truck is risky. What if he falls from there?

If he falls ,he falls. Is he the only person that has ever fallen?

Nwodosis:
Please, stop confusing people, this one na E- Kidnap and not E-Money!

The E-Money you know,do you know what he does?

ursullalinda:
Wise decision......but I pity private school teachers........heard they are not being paid......Wonder how they will fend for themselves and their families this period.

I really pity them. Especially the ones with family,very pathetic

adadike:
Nnewi and ihiala but honestly, na Nnewi carry am. The day I went for my cousins' baby shower, chimo! .I missed my way , got directed to the landlord's personal house instead. Kai , I almost mistook the landlord for the gateman . The landlord was sitting at the gate, with bathroom slippers , Nokia torch and one bottle of hero beer. He told me plainly that he have so many houses for tenants, which particular one are you looking for? Ndi Nnewi, I throway yansh for una! Unu diegwu!!!

I bu onye Umudike Uzoakwa ?

After the death of Kyari, Buhari's cabinet can never remain the same

Goddess of kpanshi

Wait, the dog don grow finish?

Honestly speaking,the virus will spread more in the market more than the church.

I have had it many times. We were traveling in a bus and the bus failed brake. We could have died that day cos the road was very sloppy. The driver rammed the bus on a parked vehicle

XhosaNostra:
This one guy I was dating was a biter, which I really didn't like, so I'd fiercely object to being bitten because I bruise easily & needless to say, it's painful/weird. He was so into it, that he wouldn't be able to climax unless he bit me & since that was out of the question, he'd ask me to bite him instead. So every time we'd get to it, I'd have to ready my teeth for a salty bite. It made me to dislike salt & vinegar flavoured chips because that's what he tasted like

The guy is a Dracula

[quote author=Ogilinsaka post=89295953]Are you a batty-man??[/quote

NO

So,that man in that picture is 40 years?