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Wickedfacts:
Learn the proper uses of "has and have" , also learn present and past tenses.

Stop using big grammar to cover your grammatical blunders. I have highlighted the grammatical errors in your post. Go and buy Brighter Grammar books 1 to 3.

You can only be proud if you can perfectly write in your native language...lost grammarian

lonelydora:
More pictures.
God is truly in this church

Very worldly church

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright



Sister
I swear me just dey observe them
Although some people dey say at times some women get blessings and once you marry them then 2seconds your money fit bust
But me nor go try am

I nor go risk am. Make my money first come .. after my money don arrive then such woman with blessing fit come make the money long the more after marriage


May our kids never use the food formation: 0 1 0
Zero breakfast! One lunch! Zero dinner

You are on point. Make sure you have a stable source of income before marriage. If not,no be better experience ooo

Casan0va:
I'm not married and don't think I want to.
Might change my mind later.

People that use 600k and above to do traditional wedding to impress people, we'll done o

After wedding, you come down to earth, owing lots of people.
If you want to get married, check your pocket, no go do pass yourself.

And, know who you're about to get married to. Don't go for someone that has faulty thinking faculty.

Sometimes, you can't avoid such spending. When your inlaws give you marriage list, that is when you know what to spend. Some marriage lists alone are close to, about or even more than 600 thousand

Biglittlelois:
All of you saying marriage is not all about money, I just dey look una...

Don't mind them,let them come in first, they think day na for mouth. I love you, I love you no be when money no dey

Balaxx:
Delta State amaka.ona go dey claim our successful people

Ngozi is Igbo name not Delta name

Nigeria is a zoo

olamidedivotee:
Any single thing, you guys will start abusing Yoruba people. That's one of the reason why we will always hate you guys.

As if we care.

Onyi22:
This is the type of guy am praying for, not those ones that soak garri in the morning, afternoon n night then come online to type rubbish wit their free MB from M T N...
Dating a broke ass guy all in the name of Love is scam,
ladies pls don't settled for a frustrated broke ass guy all in the name of ''things will get better.. ''
Dump his ugly ass immediately u find someone more richer, wealthier, famous than him...
We have many depressed n frustrated ones on this forum

May be they cursed your destiny to the extent that you must mingle with Rich famous guy before you become somebody in life. Chimamanda is very rich even before she married her medical doctor husband.

Get well soon ,Onye Ikpeazu

BOOZELEE:
I meet this girl..She luvs forming hard to get.When i finally got her and we wanted to get down..She pulled her clothes,as she pulled her cloth and i saw her unattractive pant my preek fell down flat.Her pant had holes,shit stain on it and the color looked faded.
I tied my towel immediaty,went down stairs and offed the generator..I told her that my gen had problem that she should wear her cloth let me drop her off and get someone that wll fix it.

Chaiii, you no even pity your comment...very raw

UnknownJr:
She came with 3 of her friends on our first date. Naso I order 2 plates of pepper soup o and 2 bottles of soft drinks.

Her friends come dey look me expecting me 2 buy for them.

Me wey no get joy, I no even look their side.

You no get joy last last

OBelz:
My own wanted to see me and I told him I don't have chance to come and he told me he can come around and wen he finally did this guy chop and drink I was the one that took care of the bills,and the mumu still went ahead asking me wen are my coming to see him in his house and wat can he keep for me� I just went into Unended call until he left.some guys don't have shame at all�

What exactly did you want him to do? kill cow for you?

Your mates are breaking records with their GPA in that same school,your own is to experiment boyfriends . Tomorrow you may end up a mediocre

Happy989:
I started dating my boyfriend months ago and even before we started dating we've been good friends. He is intelligent, funny, has a great personality and takes good care of me. When he asked me to be his girlfriend I was so happy, because he is such a great guy. My boyfriend is in his final year in the same university that I attend. I'm still in my second year.

There is this guy in my department who is very good looking and also intelligent. He isn't jovial and extroverted like my boyfriend, but he is cool in a very confident and attractive kind of way. We started talking recently and he told me he finds me attractive. I told him that I have a boyfriend and he didn't seem fazed and never talked about the subject of my relationship. He still complimented my body and looks from time to time even though I didn't respond to his compliments in a way that indicated that I was in support of his actions.

During this covid-19 break we began talking more often over the phone and through texts and I always found our conversations interesting. A lot of times we'd talk till midnight. He is very witty and creative with words and I always smile whenever I see his texts or receive his calls.

Few weeks ago we talked about sexual fetishes and I realized we both had similar fetishes. This made him even more interesting because I found myself able to talk about stuff I hadn't talked about with anyone before, not even my boyfriend. This guy is not like anyone I've ever met before. His views on life are very unique and original and his personality is so complex and his sexuality is very intriguing.

The problem now is that I am beginning to develop strong feelings for this guy. When he calls me on the phone I don't wish the call to end. I find myself talking to him for minutes not minding the time. He is beginning to occupy my thoughts a lot and I don't know what to do. I still love my boyfriend but there is something about this guy that just seems to draw me to him.

I don't want to do anything that will break my boyfriend's heart.

Well done Ma, na una way, keeping them guys and having fun with them at the same time. Last last , you will come back again and shed useless tears how this same guy dumped your ass. One man no dey do una.

The heart of a woman is like an ocean, the more you try to touch the bottom,the more you sink.

Photoshop only the white bead abi rope is real.

This is how they will delay the matter until the matter dies down ... criminals

FlordFlorez:
I fear who no fear woman. Abeg people, if u wants to marry, try marrying ur friend/bestie. I'm currently dating a girl that was once my bestie for 3years. Its 99% sure im marrying her cos since we've been dating (for 2year), no quarrel whatsoever in our 'table of contents'.

Wait,make she come in

StubbornGENIUS:
So he expects a journalist or maybe a soldier to be recording videos in war front.He should go and volunteer himself or his sm for that job.

After the whole exercise,they should snap and video for the world to see

Hilda is getting old ooo. Beauty is vain indeed

MoodyQueen:
She'll appreciate you if you mind your business.

Will you mind your business if she is your younger sister?

Dobson43:
Quick points here:

You were supposed to mind your business.

You crossed a line poking your nose in her personal affairs.

Being her Boss doesn't give you the right to judge her. She is under contract to serve you in a certain capacity. Stick to that capacity.

If her atitude to work affects your business in anyway, then you can let her off.

Why should you be bothered as a father? What's the point of drinking paracetamol on another man's headache?

If you had used this amount of time in snooping around in pushing your business forward, you would actually enjoy better patronage.


You should draw a line as regards your relationship between yourself and your workers.
It appears you have feelings for this lady thus your uneasiness that she has underperformed in your own estimation.

This time actually do mind your business.

Your advice is fine but if she is your sibling will you just leave her alone?

Write jamb and start afresh, you will lose only one year

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr

Who gives a fuckkk
Untalented moda fuckker with frog voice
Using too much voice enhancer in the studio
How people manage to listen to his crap songs baffles me
Only Burna boy and 2face got a little talent

Davido can never make my play list


My play list will remain like this till the end of time:
The weekend
Imagine dragons
Sia
Burna boy
2face
Katty pery
Passenger
Bruno Mars
Avicii
Twenty one pilot
The Chainsmokers
Dig the kid
Cold play
Khalid
WizKid ( balogun the big boy anyday anytime twice on Wednesday)
Maroon 5
Calum scot
John legend
Selena Gomez
Post malone
Ellie Goulding
Christiana aquilera
A great big world
Rita ora
Clean bandit
Dua lipa
Martin garixx
Major Lazer
The night
Edsheeran
Taylor swift
One direction
Lewis capaldi
Sam smith
Ariana Grande
Kehlani
Billie eilish
Camilo Cabello
And some head bangers like future, migo, quavo, big Sean, Nas, tyga, french Montana, whizkhalifa, lil Uzi vert, Eminem, jcole, Kendrick Lamar, young thug, 21 savage, Travis Scott, Gucci mane, kid cud, g easy and Bros drake

Sing your own let's hear your voice

OBUKSBAYELSA:
Lie from the pit of hell, how can a pastor order the killing to make his church popular? Ehn? Abike Dabiri should not allow herself to be used most especially as religious divide are widening by the day.

That is if the account of Abike used for this is not fake

fuckingAyaya:
Nigerian police never fails to disappoint,very heartless people

Heartless abi useless? One was busy collecting bribe today to sneak in customers into Access bank,Portharcourt Road Onitsha.