₦airaland Forum

How many laws will Nigerians agree to obey? things are so weird over here

Meedon:
I bleep my first cousin.



I was about to get caught by mum it was God that save me that day.

Whenever I remember the scene my heart skip like skrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Mum for roast me that day

God saved you while doing abomination?

GuestLog:
My best friend found my ex I've lost contact with and decided to sleep with her before telling me he got in touch with her. My other closest friend had a fall out with the first friend and decided to share the secret with me. I didn't react.

Instead the next week, I travelled to Abuja and told his present girlfriend I was in town and we planned to meet (the only girl he ever loved and swore to marry). That day eh! I lashed day light out of that girl and realised why he loved her. she was really sweet. So, I stayed a week and lashed her everyday till I returned back to my state. Till date, I never told anyone what I did.

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Some have asked why I had to revenge since she was an ex?

We didn't break up officially. We lost contact after a massive riot in the north. Though I gave up the idea of ever finding her, I never stopped talking about how lovely it would be to reconnect with her. He found her after 7 years.

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Women tire me ooooo. how can you sleep with your fiance' s friend

Roon9:
Oluwa! God help us


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Can it carry freezer and electric cooker

Iyiataata92:
a very bad time to be an almajiri.
Adored during election. Despised during pandemic.
They've never travelled outside the country but the bear the brunt of regular travellers.

I hope the northerners learn from this

Northerners never learn

u11ae1013:
apart from fufu and cocoyam soup, what resources can you people boast of

We have oil in Abia,Imo and Anambra. We have salt, granites in Ebonyi, we have coal in Enugu. The list is endless

How will they test positive when the person they buried is no Abba Kyari? just asking

NonsoNathan100:
Served in 2014 Maybe left for Greece in 2015 Came back 2019 (i guess) and she is married with a kid. Made more than 54 million wethin that space of time. Bro invite me to your place of worship please

The guy na Lai Mohammad

ahnie:
I ve never been in love.

Lai Mohammad

Abaman001:
Some women with strong head all the time, as if she can withstand a fight with the police officer if she should be allowed to fight....that's how they go about slapping people anyhow bcus the society forbid beating women.

Who forbids beating women...slap me and I will slap hell out of her w

No carry ritualists join your body ooo. Social media is filled with good people and demons

They will obey in the first week but after that,they will scatter the whole rule

Building muscle where there is no muscle

Nigerian government will wait First until more and more people die and hence, make more money from the pandemic before looking for this drug . But unfortunately, Corona is a respecter of no person.

The north can never tell themselves the truth.

Many of those branches they mentioned there don't exist. There is no access bank in Upper Iweka, and so on

vicdom:
Obodo mara mma dika honi juru. Obodo oma nke naijiria. Anambra steti ooo, isi ala anyi oooo.
Obodo mara mma dika honi juru. Obodo oma nke naijiria. Anambra steti ooo, light of the nation!!

Obodo Mara milk na honey juru

There was this confused man from Rivers I met in Kano during NYSC. His name is Obinna from Eche in Rivers State. He told me that he is not an Igbo man and I asked him " the name Obinna belongs to which tribe?" and he said Eche tribe...abeg which one is Eche tribe?

EzeOnyembo:
I saw a post on politics section where somebody wrote the names of Rotimi Amechi and Nyesom Wike as those that may represent the Igbo tribe as president in 2023.


Please let's put the record straight, it's true that Igbos have many Sub-ethnic groups and also have different dialects but Ikwerre is not one of them.


Ikwerre is a distinct ethnic group and not a sub-Igbo group.


So anyone proposing Igbo president in 2023 should know the right people....

You are not Igbo but you answer Igbo names, speak Igbo language...very confused and lost tribe

vickydankal:
Most of our men are insecure, and but my husband allows me to have this oooo surprisingly. Trust is key. I can allow this too.

Chronic liar ...bring your husband,we have so many slay Queens who are ready to massage him

No woman can ever allow a fresh young girl to massage her husband in her absence. . She can't do that

Millenniumlady:
What's there it's just a spa 1hr and we're done

Any women that allows another man to massage her like that is shameless and immoral

Straightpath:
Why not gather the children in a place and conduct tests for them? Then, do the needful if found postive. And also cater for those that are negetive till the pandemic is over. We are one Nigeria and the Almajiries are Nigerian Children.

Let them go back to their parents. Whoever gives birth to a child should take care of him.They will born pikin up and down and push them to other states to go and cause mayhem .

Give the money to a lady to hold for you.

xendra:
When a woman does that you know that man has proven to be a cheat, she just wants to confirm

It's not true...it's kinda instinct ...they don't even know when they do it.

zionmde:
Both this idioot and iddiots who listen to his senseless rants are useless

Sorry for the pain

OsuIgboIpob:
Lol
If dem born u well, do a video of what you typed/posted and post it on Facebook, Twitter or YouTube.

U go regret d day dem born u

NOTHING WILL HAPPEN

Yenefer:
Atiku is unrepentant corrupt politician

I can see somebody's ears being squeezed in no distant time

Toxay:
Girls are sometimes sexually attracted to each other the same way they are attracted to men,it is completely normal.
It can also be due to peer influence too but that phase is mostly temporary.

Please do away with diabolical/spiritual explanations for people's sexuality, it's not right because you make it seem wrong
Some guys are bisexual too, meaning they are attracted to both men and women too,it is not peculiar to women.

Lesbianism and homosexuality is very very wrong,stop promoting sexual decay

Yenefer:
So they av stop eating people.. thanks to Christianity

Unkind people spread malicious tales... unkind person number one

Ikpongiton:
Be honest with your self o . Will you faithfully and sincerely wait for her for two months

Yes...I am married already