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Na wa o!

Samsung Galaxy Grand:works perfectly and still within warranty.


Also available: Galaxy Y duos (8k) and Curve 7 (9, 500).

LaurelP: Choose your number from 1 to 5

Oga, ah nor see my shape o!

Nice thread! When I get back to Africa, I'll type a proper comment.

By then, this should be on front page.

feezy: hmmmmm MEN THEM>.>.... CANT WAIT FOR MY OWN PICTURE TO BE PAINTED AMOUNGS THEM

With your grammar, I think I know a better picture for you to be in. Unfortunately, I'm not a painter.

CharlieMaria: Ok

Modified: if the person above me is STC, then I should be TTC shey?
We now have FTC, STC and TTC. Hmmmmmmm.

Chai! You be wayo!

Hi guys, got this private info. A Government teacher is needed for the new session.
Just send your name and qualification to 08125703029. You'll be told what next to do.
Location is Aguda, Surulere, Lagos.

Choi! Ahdonbilivit!




Yeah, I see the picture...







Ahstildonbilivit!

These dudes are crazily jobless...




or is it joblessly crazy?



wahrefa!

Taiwo20: NA the grand-mother come back. She must have been starve in her former life.

Hehehe. Craay dude.

Same story at their Yaba office. Wondered how a name search should take a week...eventually had to wait for 3 weeks before a result.

edwardadex23: Nigeria actress with Boobs flaunting atitude....Thats the trend nowadays.First to comment! Glory be to God.

Baba, check again.

barcanista: If that boy slap person ehn

To imagine am sef det pain person. E go pass whozing!

Okay, good for people to know.

Premiership has started.

These ones are watching android vs blackberry.


Welldone.

Meanwhile who wants my curve 7.

leocolin: Hey guyz.......Is there any cream in the market that can help to stimulate the growth of side beard?......(*I dnt have any facial hair and i'm 22).

OP, I think you mean 'sideburn' and not 'side beard'.

You're welcome.

HisSexcellency: Procedure:
* every night before you go to bed
* rub palm oil on your face
* tie a red cloth on your head and waist
* then dance round any banana tree near you
* while singing #ebenebe ebenebe ebenebe (7 time)
DO THIS FOR 9 DAYS
THANK ME LATER.

Hey dude! Don't think because it worked for you, it'll work for everybody.

I know it won't work for me.

I haven't bought this yet. From the picture above this seems to be a different 'flavour' or whatever.
This is 'chicken', that of 50 naira is beef.

Ewizard: U neva jam beta sleep!!
U don eva sleep ontop bed wake up under table??

Choi! Na correct displacement be that abi na transference sef. Anyways welldone, nor be only you.

People dey sleep for old bugatti, wake up inside new one...

Very funny!

I dey come.

shakaz: didn't enjoy ''12 years a slave'' after all the hype, so I'm not surprise this one also turned out same way.

I taya o! Na small remain make I vex, untop wetin BAFTA and Oscar talk. No p.
Small tym me sef go show inside film.










Una go rush my film too!

Seems you've made up your mind to dump her.






U need dustbin?

We need more of his ilk, we all know we do. But how many can pay the price? For how long or far are we willing to stand by them?

Hmmm.
Which way...

Standard007: Y im jersey tear for hand?

Choi!

You berra shine ya eye. If you aren't comfortable with things, you're less likely to be when married. You need to weigh your options and decide to either go along with it or call it off.

The signs are there...try to interpret them and project them into months away from now.


All the best!

Nihilist: You chased somebody with your car because you gave him ordinary 700 naira?

You be actor?

Your own akagum is too much bruv. So what would have happened if you gave the boy 1k then? Crucifixion?

Na u hin pursue?





Na kweshun o!

Tholuwaniey:

Good boy! I can see how white they are. Brush twice daily, you hear? If you don't have time, brush once.
Once is better than none.
See mine

And I've brushed only once today.

Tholuwaniey: FP with how many comments?? ... well sha I'm coming lemme brush my teeth

You done brush am now?