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PhonesRe: My Fake Samsung Galaxy S3 (N20k) by sammoe(m): 3:36pm On Dec 14, 2013
With all due respect your gullibility and ignorance are quite impressive!
Technology MarketRe: SWAP And SELL UR FONES IN LAGOS (MAINLAND) by sammoe(m): 10:04am On Dec 14, 2013
sammoe: sammoe: Curve 7 going for 16k; Lagos.
CelebritiesRe: Photos From Seyi Law's Surprise Birthday Party For His Wife by sammoe(m): 8:42am On Dec 14, 2013
For everywhere na surprise birthday party?
Ah don gerrit...e good sha.


If pesin no careful we go see surprise wedding ceremony...


[s]The one wey I pray may nobody here see na surprise burial ceremony.[/s]
Jokes EtcRe: Fairly Used Chicken For Sale.... Xmas Promo Is Here: by sammoe(m): 10:35pm On Dec 11, 2013
grin @Mr OP, I have a question for you - why??
Is it this serious? Or are you an unwitting victim of the ASUU/FG debacle/saga?
Again, I ask why.

I conclude that this OP is funny, an aspiring comedian, jobless(momentary/long drawn) or siick. For his sake, I hope it's not the latter.

Anyone who doesn't or didn't find this funny,absurd or... should go and die sleep grin .

USED CHICKEN FOR SALE...

OP, WHYhuh
Technology MarketRe: SWAP And SELL UR FONES IN LAGOS (MAINLAND) by sammoe(m): 10:39am On Dec 11, 2013
sammoe: Curve 7 going for 16k; Lagos.
Technology MarketRe: **PHONE SWAP CENTRE**SWAP IT NOW!!! pin:265DA560 or 08033923897 by sammoe(m): 10:32am On Dec 11, 2013
sammoe: Curve 7 going for 16k; Lagos.
Technology MarketRe: **PHONE SWAP CENTRE**SWAP IT NOW!!! pin:265DA560 or 08033923897 by sammoe(m): 10:47pm On Dec 09, 2013
sammoe: Curve 7 going for 16k; Lagos.
PhonesRe: Why BIS Is Cheaper Compared To Other Data Plans by sammoe(m): 1:12pm On Dec 08, 2013
econity: this logic is faulty to the core, allocating 3g to BlackBerry for 1k5 is still thesame as allocating 3g to android if both of them are capable of exhausting it at the end of the month, if RIM is compressing data usage and a blackberry user decide to open a supposed 100kb page which means it'll be compressed by RIM to 25kb, and you open such page 4 times and an android user opens it once, is it not thesame data consumption.
to me, this is baseless. let allocate thesame data to both, leave it to android to drain its own faster while RIM compress its own for BB users.
See how this guy just talk my mind.
Technology MarketRe: **PHONE SWAP CENTRE**SWAP IT NOW!!! pin:265DA560 or 08033923897 by sammoe(m):
Lagos
SportsRe: 10 Take-aways From The Nigeria-italy Match by sammoe(m): 8:34pm On Nov 19, 2013
Make me sef talk my own.

@OP nice observations.

I sincerely point out that Nigeria (ians) is immensely talented; harnessing such has been our bane.

Players like Ideye and Musa (especially) should be allowed to go to learn more. Musa doesn't know how to use his strength (s) effectively. That guy should be lethal. Ideye's profligacy should not be encouraged.
Our backline,apart from requiring suitable deputies, need the most work. At the WC they can be our greatest undoing / inspiration. Their certainty of conceding & the manner in which they do is quite sad.

ABOVE ALL, what the SE needs (I've maintained this for years) PSYCHOLOGICAL/EMOTIONAL STRENGTH. This ensures they remain TACTICALLY DISCIPLINED/BALANCED. Thus keeping calm when needed most, knowing when to pump fusillades of shots, knowing how to hold on to leads, frustrating the opponents style of play...

...mehn it aff do joor

#Up Super Eagles.
"Goodluck without Jonathan"

grin grin
PhonesRe: Share Your Phone Loss/theft Experiences Here!!! by sammoe(m): 3:02pm On Nov 19, 2013
Youngsage: ^^@sammoē Lolzz!!! As in ehn, the rate wey nokia and bb dey take waka still dey surprise me o. Omo I no fit laff joor

grin grin grin grin grin
E be lyk say na their talent be dat. lol. grin
PhonesRe: Share Your Phone Loss/theft Experiences Here!!! by sammoe(m): 2:49pm On Nov 19, 2013
^^ @Ogash I suspect that phone was a Nokia.

I have much love for Nokia but I have proven that Nokias (maybe second only to BB ) are the highest casualties of loss, theft or 'mysterious disappearances'.
Or how do you explain how a phone (Nokia) playing music via earpieces plugged in one's ear gets 'stolen' ?
OR how a phone (Nokia...hehe) being charged in a large room with few occupants suddenly decides it's had enough of DC and takes a stroll of no return but LEAVES its probably unwanted CHARGER and discharges from it bowels (mayb as waste...) a hitherto accommodated SIM.
Mehn ayaf seen tins!

Caveat:The above are not personal experiences, they are...
PhonesRe: Share Your Phone Loss/theft Experiences Here!!! by sammoe(m): 2:34pm On Nov 19, 2013
Ogash: I ve lost like abt 2 fones,although i didnt lose dis one,but d xperience still standout,nd i feel i shud share it......it happend in skul...offcampus.I came bak around 9pm.out of being bored,i decided to play wit my fone(i mean 2go,facebook,etcetera)while charging it @d same time.@ abt 12am i slept off still leavin d fone connectd 2 d socket....later som low crackin sounds woke me up,nd i lukd around sleepily nd saw wonders(abi na miracle)....my fone connectd to d charger ws movin on d air...i ws like"oboy ehh".i wiped my face to confirm wat i ws seein...dis time i lukd at window nd saw somebody holdin a pole on whch my fone ws hangin on wit d help of d charger.....dat ws d day i knew i ws better dan eyeama.......d way i dived nd collected my fone ehhh stil baffles me till 2day....d guy ran away before i got outside.since den my fone stays in my pocket while am sleeping
Choi! See as I LTPFPPH (Laff Troway Phone For Pesin Pikin Head). U for go Craven Cottage na.
PhonesRe: Share Your Phone Loss/theft Experiences Here!!! by sammoe(m): 8:33pm On Nov 18, 2013
obainojazz: menn...mine was terrible...it was ontop naija bridge...it fell inside...so i jumped...swimmed for like 20km...killed 99sharks...made ten blind...it was one blue whale dat swallowed it sha...dat was wen i remembered am using the phone to type this lie
Guy, your matter no be here. I pray may your phone no lost, na dt tym u go talk true !
Jobs/VacanciesRe: List Of Companies That Use And Dump Their Staff In Nigeria by sammoe(m): 2:54pm On Nov 18, 2013
I'm not sure if I'm the only one who thinks this : going by the comments on the first page, the topic should be 'List of Companies in Nigeria that Use and Dump Their Staff'.

@post Revealing comments, though some of those guys are no longer news.
CelebritiesRe: Skuki Peeshaun Leaves Tattoo Shop In Pain by sammoe(m): 3:10pm On Nov 04, 2013
Andyblaze: Good thing he ran away because if he had stayed, it for pained him so much he will be angry and slap the drawer. Then the drawer will slap him back, then fight will start, then nigerians and turkeys will start to fought, Then war will start arounds the world, then we will all went extinct
hehe...and I thought you were extinct!
RomanceRe: My Girl Friend Of 3yrs Left Me Because Of #30000 by sammoe(m): 3:33am On Nov 04, 2013
'You spend your money everyday on top wooman. You con dey cry 419 as she run away...' *singing in SS' voice*

But the truth is 'I am sorry...' *ms Kedike on thu mike* hehe.

Both of u were fooling urselves and each other.
Christianity EtcRe: Don't Use IJN To Replace In Jesus Name by sammoe(m): 12:49pm On Nov 03, 2013
JustifiedChild: sorry o but please don't come here and confuse others. You can use both the blood and you can use the name for repelling attacks. Any one you use, God will still hear your prayer as long as you have faith..they do not have limited or specific purposes. Stop misleading people.
Hi dear. Are u sure u aren't being mislead?
Christianity EtcRe: Don't Use IJN To Replace In Jesus Name by sammoe(m): 12:35pm On Nov 03, 2013
[quote author=*dhtml]You should not even say blood of Jesus when attacked - it is the name of Jesus you need to repell attacks. The blood is for forgiveness of sins.[/quote]I am with u on this. It's such a mentality as is displayed my several people that influences expressions like: I cover this/that with the blood of Jesus.
Morever calling one's name in a time of need indicates a preexisting familiarity.
It's more important to have a sustained relationship with Jesus Christ than being bothered by issues like @post.

May God help us all... :-)
Technology MarketRe: SWAP And SELL UR FONES IN LAGOS (MAINLAND) by sammoe(m): 4:14pm On Oct 19, 2013
Bidexluv: white bold 2 4 sale at 17k or swap with any samsung galaxy
Swap with Samsung Galaxy Y Duos?
TV/MoviesRe: Should Adults Play School Children Roles In Nollywood Movies? by sammoe(m):
Sincerely, it ticks me off when peeps who've got next to no clue about acting,script writing etc say stuff all in the name of having an opinion.

@post. It depends on the script; the purpose of the film; the emotions it's supposed to create. I haven't seen the flick in question but it comes across as a comedy.
It's different from depicting school life from the perspective of a child. Examples abound of such child actors in Naija & elsewhere.
This is opposed to casting adults in teenage roles...if they look the part, fine!
CareerRe: Tips On How To Stop Being A Digital Slave. by sammoe(m): 9:13pm On Oct 16, 2013
The key is discipline. For some it's setting a particular time frame for being online; for others it's just doing what you came online for and going off as soon as you are done.
But...some phones/devices without internet can hook pesin o. I rememba a Nokia I once used...d games on it...played dem fr hours & d music...
FamilyRe: Is My Son's School "Over Teaching?" by sammoe(m): 11:22pm On Sep 17, 2013
^^It bothers me , gravely, that many people posting in forums such as this lack basic communication etiquette. Consequently, physical interaction is the worse for it.

@OP As,first an individual, and an educationist/tutor, I have observed several children & youth in diverse social & learning contexts.
Children differ from one to the other. Esp in terms of rate of growth & development, preferences etc.
As such, your kid may not be going through 'over teaching'. I think what you should pay more attention to is the methodology.
EducationRe: Most Annoying Common Grammatical Errors In English by sammoe(m): 3:27pm On Sep 17, 2013
mustaphagreens: Pidgin english? No,that's wrong! pidgin is a language and so it's expected that u either use/say pidgin or pidgin language and not pidgin English because English has no other type called pidgin aside British and American. I hope my point was clear.
Hi. You are actually incorrect. There's actually a notion (or language) as 'Pidgin English'. In fact, there are quite a number of pidgins (e.g. French,English,Portuguese).
Our pidgin (Nigerian Pidgin English) is one of several English based pidgins. Others include those spoken in Ghana, Sierra Leone &Haiti. The latter two speak what is technically called a Creole.

NB A pidgin is a language variety which has developed for practical purposes like trading among groups of people in contact but with different native languages.

@OP Thanks. I repeatedly get ticked off when I come across such grammatical blunders.
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo - Atiku Is Corrupt, I Chose Him To Put Him In Check by sammoe(m): 12:32pm On Sep 11, 2013
I was going to say...















'pot calling kettle black'. But since someone has already said something similar, I will simply go ahead to ...













laugh and laff... grin grin grin .
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Final Free Dragnet GSE Past Questions And Answers ( Old And New Package) by sammoe(m):
Okay
Technology MarketRe: Crazy Deal!!! Brand New Samsung Galaxy Tab 2 7" @45k!>>> by sammoe(op): 4:21pm On Sep 09, 2013
Yep... still available.
Technology MarketRe: Crazy Deal!!! Brand New Samsung Galaxy Tab 2 7" @45k!>>> by sammoe(op):
Morning fellas!
Alright here it is: Price slash! Now 42k only!
And even more discount awaits bulk requests.
Technology MarketRe: Crazy Deal!!! Brand New Samsung Galaxy Tab 2 7" @45k!>>> by sammoe(op): 11:24pm On Sep 08, 2013
Monday morning suprise on its way. Meanwhile...gudnite.
Technology MarketRe: Crazy Deal!!! Brand New Samsung Galaxy Tab 2 7" @45k!>>> by sammoe(op): 7:58am On Sep 08, 2013
Good morning all!

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