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common dont talk to me like dat. do you know who ayam? call your oga for me. gimme small stout first.

4rm grenada 2 guantanamo, there.

solid? fire!!! jus gif me 1 fishro, 2 skosh egg, u af keshup?

no chance. commot!

hun?

*shreiks at "h-all"*

that ghanaweb is crazy! naija naija every other week its like they have nothing better to call news, always finding stories to make themselves feel better. i went there 2 have fun but OMG!

y'all might want 2 chek out ghanaweb. omg!

Tunisia Coach Happy to Draw Eagles
•Harambee Stars ready to cause upsets - coach
By Olawale Ajimotokan, 10.24.2008

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SA 2010 Draw

Tunisia coach Umberto Coelho was upbeat about the prospects of the Carthage Eagles earning a berth to the World Cup 2010 finals from a tough looking group that pitched the North Africans against old rivals, Nigeria by saying he was ready for the challenge against the Super Eagles.
The Portuguese, who attended the African draw ceremony held in Zurich on Wednesday, described the Group B where Tunisia and another African heavyweight, Nigeria will be campaigning in the final battle for the group’s sole World Cup ticket with Kenya and Mozambique as ‘a good group’.
"I think it's a good group. Nigeria is a great team because it won all its six matches in knock-out stages. Kenya and Mozambique are also two good teams," Coelho said.
The top three finishers in that group will also qualify for the African Cup of Nations, which also holds in 2010 in Angola.
Coelho, who replaced the long serving Frenchman Roger Lemerre in August, told the local media that none of the African four groups could be summed up as a group of death adding he was ready to play any team in the final phase of qualifying as he had no preference for any particular team.
He, however, conceded that the fate of the Carthage Eagles who are bidding to earn their fourth straight World Cup ticket would largely depend on their preparation for all the matches.
The Tunisians will hope to kick start their mission when they pay a visit to Kenya on March 28 on the resumption of the final phase.
Afterward, their next two matches will be riveting as they will be at home first to Mozambique on June 7 and then to Nigeria about two weeks later.
Nigeria and Tunisia are not strangers to the high level confrontation at this stage as they boost of previous clashes in 1978, 1982 and 1986.
In other development, the coach of Kenya, Francis Kimanzi, said he believed the Harambee Stars have what it takes to cause surprises from the group.
Kimanzi, who is awaiting the renewal of his contact by the Kenya Football Federation (KFF), told the Kenya Times that though the team is a ‘group of death’, the Stars have what it takes to emerge victorious in the group given their breathtaking form in the recently concluded second phase of the qualifier.
Kimanzi said the Stars would work extra hard to qualify for both the World Cup and Nations Cup.
“There is no small team in the qualifying campaign. The idea is to strive to win home and away matches and we will be home and dry. If we managed to beat such a strong team as Guinea then I do believe we have the capacity to stop other Africa giants including Nigeria and Tunisia. We need to have at least three weeks to one month of training to build cohesion amongst players. But above all, friendly matches against top notch sides are essential ahead of the event,” Kimanzi boasted.

dayokanu:
You never see where them take candle light the runway?

ok now.

hun??

em @ dis guy, at least cant they use these white boards and markers instead of chalk? its like Ojo Madueke saying bicycle for all in 2006 to conserve energy.

for real, is everybody just being sarcastic or,

honestly, i dont like it. isnt there any energy conserving technology we can create?

shivering eew!

seems like everybody has met segun arinze or charly boy @ some airport somewhere. from south afric 2 saudi

*girl seeing friend after 2 yrs and screams* It's a lie! It's a lie!!!
girlfriend: ha ha no, It's a true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i want to drink cocaoats

wot a man can dooo??

*students all rise* good aaaaaaafternoon sa, we are hapi to see u today, God bless u sir,
tisha: sit down.

Student: Exsuse me sa, ma i go and hiss myself (grabbing penis)

I ruf u

seller: Sister sister!

kid: i will te my mommi for you

F word sign ( wen i was in primary sch)- high 5 with all fingers wide spread.

kids: i want water!
another kid: me too!
another: me three!

fantastic! cocastic! fantabulous!

@A.K.O u got me laffin hard!

ok tnx. iv always wondered how they came up wit that land. good stuff

yea there's abuja the FCT with a federal government appointed minister presiding over it, and 36 other states.

Abuja is not even a state.

so wotup wit d thread starter. how ws ur trip?? itl b nice 2 know

4 hrs straight!!! just read this whole friggn xitin thread! av 2 post smtyn.
Kenya (or nairobi) hs tried. good people on d thread, mayb a little but still .
thread started well, until d competition started (CBD n all) , nigeria is just not d best (other african) country 2 try competing with. ok (no pride intended)
i believe kenyans are stil among d few africans that r "cool" wit nigeria n its people. right??

Bless naija & kenya

Green Whait Green 4 life.

hahaha haha!!! we've been talkin, gud 1! gud !!!

wole soyinka finished third class? wow dats news

The poster has a good reason for placing this under the 'Politics' section.

where can i get the highlights later??

grafikdon:
Felt like Nigeria/Biafra Civil war inside my body. . . I nearly puked out my innards, walked upside down due to excruciating stomach pain. . . saw small sparkling starts fly out of my eyesspoke in languages I couldn't understand. . . et cetera et cetera. . .

got a perfect picture. u shld write a book

here they dont av wrong combos. a plate of boiled okro with yam, potatoes, rice, macaroni and cheese, dumplin (boiled balled flour) fish n fresh veg is typical n yummy i admit

eem o ma salo ni

@ ify
i jus thought that was a lil xaggeratd

abi

ify ify hmm,