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make I sound like dis moniker first (@ false prophet)

I can c,Nigerians tagging wizkid to her pregnancy
I can c,this nonsense making her relevant on some blog (e.g nairaland)
I can c,Nigerian ladies jumping on d trend of getting a sperm donor (name of father unknown)
I can c marriages in Nigeria getting to extinction
I can c,Nigerians blaming bauhari 4 dis...
I can c,mosdii shouting all gals are................(complete am)
I can c,Shiloh 2021 bring people together to deir life partners

these i have seen!!!!!

shey I try ba...

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omo no b child play 2 c dangote a whole richest man in African (u tink say dat position na mye mye over d decade's)

in dagonte voice

Every morning when I wake up, I make up
my mind to solve as many problems, before
retiring home.

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I don't known what she meant by "Nollywood Not What I Expected"
cus if u watch films like

king of boys.....
living in bondage...
Golden statue..
Mr.president
and d rest of all of dis nollywood Cinema's movies.....

der pictures quality 10/10
sound effect (audiovisual) 9/10
locations (settings) 10/10
make up 8/10
cast (character's playing in d movie) 9/10

d only problem I have is DAT all this local content are highly promoted aboard (especially Netflix) Dan 2 we d local consumer

bt believe u me,I can bet u in the next 10 yrs nollywood movies will b a bluster in all of these well known streaming platforms

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omo nairaland na wa oo b4 u write meaningful thing post abt 99 people 4 don booked space (de type rubbish, later dem go start ,2 de edit am)

anyway after DAT incident, is like big wiz de watch de way him de take perform with dis gal

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na how many times news like dis don come out abt dis man begging on d street after been dumped..so all does people wey de video am all dis while de chase clout....(now c dis one 2 don start him own)

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haya...u no b Alex reports if not na 4 front page ur post 4 der like dis nairaland advertisement

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e don each like dat Toto dike and kpokpogri reloaded (Lilian vs Ned version) make I buy my pop corn make I c our d drama play out

make I do save d number e get y....

cus according 2 broad shagii oyibo say dat d saving of a number is a bullying and connecting

fank u

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na now daybreak 4 dis one haya haya...... ....(lol omo this news just de make me laugh carelessly,now my family members don isolate me,de b like wetin de wrong dis one)

nobody want chop alafi leftover ha ha ha ha..........(d food 4 d gods are no meant 4 ordinary mortals oo)...BT y dis one no go join motivational speakers league aka strong women,dem no welcome her...(c,Ned wife wey just divorced yesterday de performed well in dat league)

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so aunty to don go find donor.. (sorry) I mistakenly tap my keyboard twice I mean....

she 2 don turn babymama (ooo this my keyboard self)

later dem go carry dat der smelling mouths de form equality with man (wen dem de known in der mind dat "THEY CAN'T DO WITHOUT A MAN OR MENS") na me type this one no keyboard malfunction

in mosdii voice

ALL GIRLS ARE......... .............(Complete d rest)

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whala 4 people wey marry cheating partners oo if u no go loyal 2 ur marriage why cheat (why going 2 club with another man)

anyways na der problem b DAT...person wey de single never known d kind favour him de received

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as expected...dem don served dis one break fast she 2 don enter motivational speakers league......(aka strong women, I laugh in 35 different languages) shoir!!!!

advertising 4 d next client........

I swear na 2day I known say women in general are cheap, any idiots wey come here come create trend (say as a guy u need to go 2 gym,u need dis u need DAT no come add money)
na swear I go swear 4 DAT person...una go tell me which one of those thing Ned do apart 4rm money wey him gather dose machineries so

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abeg nairaland redpiller avoid me on dis...

kia my fada my fada,my fada my lord... as in d way I take crushed on this gal, even if she say make I de wash her pants I go do am with Joy....

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in erriga voice

"e b like say na endorsements b d new swag..even if Money no follow,u fit take am brag"

I've begin 2 notice somethings this day's all this artiste DAT was predictive of the future, in deir songs use 2 smoke weed

from...their..
Bob Marley
fela
2pac and d rest

is like I Go begin smoke ogbomosor weed make I fit de c road clear

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me,I known say she de seek for attention so na her whala b DAT (luv kill u der!!!)

abeg e don tey wey I hear from this moniker @ false prophet
(abeg this baba de so).......
if not, by now baba 4 don comment with him false prophesy anyway in Case if him de c dis text... (baba how far, how 2022 go b)

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this Damascus sound like one place 4 Bible... (abeg @ papa righteousness2, help me confirmed am, bcus e don de reach like ,7yrs were we don enter church last)

so Stella Damascus,sorry Stella Damasus (na even my keyboards de change ur name...so u no go blame am on Nigerians)

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na wa oo people no de fear d dead again...na so dem go de catch dem one by one,even dis one wey de above me (wey de advertise him stupid bet9ja correct score's )

b4 u come here come quote me i no call name oo just look up hu de above me

fank u

If you’re like most music lovers, sometimes you look for songs that you enjoy listening to because of a catchy beat or hook. Other times you’re in the mood to listen to music that evokes deep emotion and songs that tell a story.
Songs that tell a powerful story of transcend time and capture our imaginations. Whether it’s a story of first love, betrayal , or determination to overcome obstacles, these songs stand out not only musically, but also for their storytelling.

so,which song has the best story lines that you've ever listen to

mine is "Everly Brothers - TAKE A MESSAGE TO MARY"

Cc Lalasticlala
Mynd44
Seun
(do d needful)

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I even tink say na money self dat y I even jump ontop d trend...

c,op d answer na zero(0)... I no fit de calculate another man family people wey I no even known

so as dis message no concerned me I want use dis opportunity remember all Chelsea fans say (all this escape winnings and draw wey una de collect so) 2day against west ham mark d end..

fank u

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I laugh in, 27 different languages wati biden want do

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kilometres,

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no day...wey Nigeria no go divide

take a look at dis

tribalism (I go kept dis job for my Yoruba brother's.. make Igbo go der state)

religion (Christianity is d Best religion others are............. pastor righteousness complete d blank space

sentiment (A is rich,B is poor or A is educated he has Master degree B is an illiterate

gender inequality...(this 1 na every day problem 4 nairaland so I no go give example)

etc.....

all this factors are display in Nigeria setting and u expect us to leave in live peace and unity (I laugh in 27 different languages)

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the way osibanjo is receiving people nowadays hope he has no hidden agenda come 2023

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am feeling emotional right now, God y...!!!! who should we blame 4 dis,I don't known weather I should type R.I.P or HBD

BT oo d people behind d death of dis small boy.. it shall befall on all of u and ur generations..................(Amen)

there is one particular moniker here,e like placing emphasis on dis particular phrase "Nigeria is a zoo" (is now am beginning 2 make sense out of it)

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anybody against dis woman action check am well de are part of Nigeria problems.. cus no responsible parent will encourage her daughter 2 do such..she never even enter uni/poly she de do dis 1 (if dis one enter uni na lecturer level she go de operate oo)

God save us 4rm end time children

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finally e don happened...I know say indirectly dat guy de promote wema bank...

bad Belle f.c how market (e choke abi) tule!!!

in davido voice

Better rest, Better rest, Better rest (Better rest)
You don try e no do, Better rest (Better)
Better r?st, Better rest, Better rest (Better rest)
You don try e no gree, Better rest (Better)
Not intentional, nothing personal
Feel the pressure now when you come to my face
(Come to my face)
See as I spray the dollar now that’s intentional, international
unconventional craze
(Tule jor)
Intentional craze
It goes down when my G’s connect
No disconnect
I dey catch cruise forget
If you talk you collect
It goes down when my G’s connect (Connect)
No disconnect
I dey catch cruise forget
If you talk you collect (Shekpe)

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abeg this 1 na show off (dem want begin trend) anything 4 d gram

abeg this gal don reach...18,just asking 4 a friend cus Right now I de fear case of minor

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at last hope say now him go begin use him head...

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him no pursue him political career again....

just asking 4 a frnd

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abeg dis una calculation de confuse person...

some say 801 dis 1 de talk 800...anyway congratulations ororo....afa say d goals don reached 800

BT 2day performance really show say Ronaldo don age


modified;
abeg were baba de run go after dem subtitled am (him go shit!!)

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abeg dis ting na fraud walahi!!!! I know say Fred na (minus and plus) 2day e go do good small..nxt minutes e go de do like person wey 1 of him knot lose 4 him Head BT d guy try 2day.. de wey de guy de push attack and de returned back DAT is a kudos 4 him

BT trust England with over hyping...(dem b like rice and beans)

abeg cr7 fans base no come here..come quote me na wati I c i de talk

fank u...

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how which fela de alive I tink...e could have done it

and another person am seeing ,2 do it's big wiz BT baba want to capitalise on o2 arena first...b4 thinking of Wembley stadium

and for burnaboy and davido (still thinking of wat 2 type.................)

BT wait ooo hu god don bless..him don bless oo if na only my type remained 4 dis world celebrity 4 no get market.......c how crowd full everywhere..(just 2 c deir favorite artiste performed) omo me I no fit cope oo