₦airaland Forum

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in rudeboy voice

living fake life with cheap data

DAT y I don't trust all this things I c on Instagram last week one of my guy snap 4 plane...say him de go Canada (now I de call him 9ja number e de go)

hope say no b dis Photoshop dis guy do

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I think I support d comment of d person above me

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God wen...??

all this people wey De make am dem no get 2 head

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how which u de my side I 4 give u one number of one of my guy wey b mechanic DAT guy good die.... (I b once b get problem similar like dis...my gen no de last long ) BT in my own case d guy say my engine de leak (DAT is my gen de consume fuel) I no known abt ur own.... na d guy help me 2day wey I de use 5liters of fuel till d nxr morning BT dis ur gen big pass my own

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monitoring spirit full nairaland see them up der arguing who d pikin resemble....

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no b boma I blame na nairaland and d op wey go him page go copy dis nonsense come post am here 4 us mok we Read

c how him resemble God 4bid bad thing!!!!

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
What da fuckkk is all those dirt doing down there

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u don come back abi u no go allowed person rest I go report ur act make DAT mod wey barred ur acct com block u again
lol na play ooo

I hope dis one wey u come back so,hope say u go allow god used u in a positive ways

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is like dis Father of all nations no known say sapa is really really real...

u tink na child's play wen ur colleague (p square) come back 2gether come even fix their concert for DEC 19

even obo (omo baba olowo) turn corporate beggar for social media...others celebrity's 2 disguise come follow am join....nwa!!! every were red 4...9ja....9ja no get joy at all at all!!!! (u known how much b a dollar 2 a naira....4 black market )

oga u gats manage d soap like DAT ooo cus d way Nigeria de go self, u no need 2 study business admin b4 u go b a good manager na wen sapa hold u...u go known say dem de used sugar of 20 naira 2 times

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in d banj voice
Don't get it twisted, love is a beautiful thing
It's Don Jazzy again
I'm D'banj or skibanj like my Jamaican friends call me
When the Koko master fall in love
You know say water don pass garri
Hmmmmmmm
I'm in love, are you in love?

congratulations guys.....happy married life (abeg this English correct nairaland spellers and grammar association do d needful)

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oya ooo na who get money b living thing

BT some up here just say...so pastor 2 de go party wati him want to de preach 2 him church member now

in voice Umu Obiligbo

money is d root of all evil BT I give u dollar's u collect am

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make una no push dis nonsense thing go front page oo if not mod I go just de quote,quote ur face with slaps

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I was watching d video live on YouTube yesterday.. I must say wizkid no really try at all...if u c how baba grab d bae (wati na big wiz)
and u need 2 c tems facial expression u good known say na gal wey dem train (she just act cool like.... no big deal) so DAT dem no go kill d vibe (DAT maturity)

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wow I hope she is not stigmatised for her predicament..

I have once live with someone who has HIV b4
(i stay with dem i tink 2weeks or so) d day d guy confessed 2 me dat e has HIV I was just laughing (he was shocked)..

a very little boy (around DAT 15yrs or so) e say e had been with dat virus Right from birth (he ask me y I was laughing wen he say e had HIV ) and my response was if I could remember vividly was...

"so u went all along hiding all ur person belongings from me not to get in touch with dem.... just 2 avoid me from getting d virus thank u...

why I was laughing is not DAT I don't believed u or I don't know d weight of what u just say..it is just DAT I can't hug u 2 tell u how I feel 4 trying 2 protect me (4rm been affected by d virus) is just DAT one of my bad habit is DAT I don't know how 2 judge people

d boy cried still date I don't know d reasons y e cried BT I could remember he say something after his tears and I quote

"HOW WISH PEOPLE CAN B LIKE U"

#SAY NO TO stigmatization of people living Wit HIV/AIDS

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51 yrs old damn!!!!! dis woman go good 4 milf...oo
what did I known... this people looking young self what is d secret behind it ..unlike we DAt..we are in our mid twenties (person go just look u say bros u look 35..dem go even De follow u argue abt ur own age like say na dem born u)

God am just tire!!! person face just look way older Dan him age and na my papa cus am (how wish I resemble my malle cus she look young) I 4 no get dis kind of problem

my old man just keep strong face every time like say him and person de fight (and na him I come go resemble)

kia!!!

Jesus wept!!!!!

modified;
DAT mod wey remove me 4 space wey I book up der ..as u remove my space I hope ur bank don credit ur acct

idiomatic expression,mumulious something, nonsensical ode (do ur worst)

mtchew!!!

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omo whala 4 ladies wey no get stretch mark 4 yansh...oo
(see fish.. burna boy trap don catch big fish )
I no known y tins like dis no de move me again.. may b na bcus I don c am 2 plenty

oya soapy crew over 2 una

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trust Nigeria 2 get it for him.....(2 seconds)

BT whala wear bone straight oo.. so after all does oyibo chips, shawamers etc na PH fish de hungry u dem must b something about dat fish...

hope say no him b DAT fish Jesus take feed 5 thousands people

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omo nawa oo through out dis month of November na celebrity anniversary we just de celebrated for nairaland (mod them de pay una)...una 4 change d name from nairaland to couplesland..
from basketmouth to funke from funke to buchi from buchi to banky w and others way I no remembered
now ay and mabel

any way happy anniversary 2 my osae!!(e don tey I hear 4rm ay is like d bros no carry show come abj this yr oo)

der is something I never still understand abt d guy abeg I want ask one foolish question abeg ay na Yoruba boy bcus d tin never clear me.. cus bros like 2 de claim WAF town for most of him comedy

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when u are big u are big..haters will just be running der mouth like a linking tap

both wait oo why my mind de always tell me say na Nigeria people full der...

share palliative una go rush
elections (rallies)... una go rush
to enter dafo...una go rush
to c ur favorite celebrity..una go rush
trends..una go rush to jump on top am
Chelsea never score una go rush 2 shout goal
haba!!!!

c,people wey name Nigeria do mistake...big one 4 DAT matter how wish DAT Lord laugard wife get foresight (na we 4 de bear Russia) bcus DAT name fit us die

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this nairaland forum funny sha this gender war is becoming another thing I open trend make I read comments boom!!! na 3 ladies I c for FTC

trust me if na d other way round (5 ladies I no go called names left d group chat)

dem supposed change dis nairaland to genderland....

eh eh back 2 d matter open and close...

Female Fan Proposes To Rick Ross During Concert


MORAL LESSON: if u get money gals are cheap (just like what my comrade up here is saying)


fank u

hefelove:
Na remix be this?

yes....with Jonny drille

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haba...what should we call this...now

tomorrow nw.. de will wear tie and suit with 1 i swear to God shoe and b finding job up and down

is like d babalow wey swear 4 Nigeria don give him 2 Christ

what a nonsensical mumurism,idiomatic stupidity... ode didiri institution

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abeg who is dis one again...what is she saying.....I no blamed u ooo hmmmm mba!!!na mark.. I blame wey create Instagram wey give u hand 2 de type rubbish

so make ur father de rub u 4 head de clap 4 u say Weldon my daughter u do well (nonsensical idiot..opornu mumurism,didiri jaguar)..

I don't known what dis idiot OAP see good parenting as (now c dis idiot panting her father black bcus e want d Best from her) now u gave birth out of wedlock if tomorrow...does children start misbehaving..u will say is village people not knowing dat any action u take has consequence how will u feel if DAT child comes 2 social media and spoiled u ,(cus you've already start d trend)

it hurting me,DAT dis days celebrity are leading our youth astray...it now look like people who has morals have no Say's in d society

it is well

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na so dis guy finally go..what a wicked world d bad de alive d good de die..
(my favorite song from him is DAT song e title area)
it always remind me of one of my uncle like DAT who went abroad..(we thinking DAT dis my uncle is living large over der cus anytime we call him..dis my uncle de always show us love not knowing dis man was into illegal)

u wouldn't like 2 hear d outcome of d story let just 4get it 4 another day

so 4 d main time lemme bless u with one of my favorite song from d legend

Haa Ohhuuhh
My baby my love it's been so long I've heard from you
Oh Stacy why oh you don't pick up my calls no more
Please remember me oh oh oh
Don't let this love go oh oh
You would break my heart oh oh oh
If you follow Allen go oh oh
Oh how I wish say
I fit to reach you anywhere you dey you dey
Ajo o da bi ile ee no matter where you go
No forget area oh area oh
How I wish baby
That I could be there wherever you are you are
So far away eh away e
That don't take a shine from your star
Cos what you are is my shining star
Chinedu somebody borrow you ego
Make you take travel go Chicago
Remember Nnamdi sell ehm car
So you go go America
And all these people weh be dey raise you
Still dey stay face me I face you
Promise say you no go fashi dem
Say every month you go tashi dem
Hillary wey you promise to marry
She dey wait she dey tarri
Wetin she see for inside ovation
Na oyinbo from another nation
You use mago mago get doh
Oyinbo wife don know
Next thing you know she don go report you
Oh how I wish say
I fit to reach you anywhere you dey you dey
Ajo o da bi ile ee no matter where you go
No forget area oh area oh
How I wish baby
That I could be there wherever you are you are
So far away eh away e
That don't take a shine from your star
Cos what you are is my shining star
E no matter weather near or far
Say you go always come back home
E no matter what they think you are
Coz what you are is my shining star

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so after snake kill DAT fine bae...

don jazzy and this two idiot now find it funny (,from someone misfortune)

Nigeria never seems 2 amaze me how which something like dis never happened 2 DAT gal... no celebrity or OAP (will find time 2 create trend like dis ) now it has happened, der are now teaching us stupidity and nonsense

once again rip to DAT bae (God 4give ...me Ur incident served as an eye opener 2 me...I am more careful now d way I used both public and my own toilets)

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him no sabi give Savage reply (if na me BBC ask dat question)

my response will b if u don't like me 4 whom I am.. alaye go and hang ur self

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wati kayamata no go c 4 Regina p***sy

na d guy I blame (alpha males like us 4 don block u tey tey)
na ojokokoro de worry d guy (him no fit commot eyes 4 wey Regina de)

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b4 I start my comments DJ switch I known u are a nairalander (,d last time we met in US...u tell me dis ) I known say busybody go de check my profile like say my personal life concerns dem

eh eh DJ switch kneel down let me pray 4 u...

for exposing our evils and wicked govt make God exposed ur
enemy (switch if u are seeing dis text reply me with an Amen)
may d lord guide u,protect u (IJN) Amen

chai money good oo c how Paul wife de shine like 2day bread

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this woos facial expression no b here oo..

ehm Latin my man (expect natural talented comedy) BT d problem b say I never c Latin act English films.. if na Yoruba now u go nearly laugh piss 4 body

unlike uwkwa (Nkem Owoh) wey both Igbo and English e de murder am

for d sake of mr Latin alone op (abeg if dis movie don come out abeg post am here) e don tey wey we update our list we de movies lovers

KingEverest:
Great woman, congrats to her. she should be the role model of every young lady not those ''men are scum''lunatics

guy how which u known my area I 4 buy u 2 bottle with one cat fish pepper soup make u step down

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so amebo don turn blogging (OK ooo) dis ...aunty and DAT kemi sabi choke eye for celebrity personal life..like say na dem born dem

association of baby's mama geng

happy 15 yrs of amebo

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omo dis guy funny sha....

so man best friend supposed 2 b woman (I laugh in 27 different language)

anyway happy anniversary (I just discovered lately DAT this my generations de celebrate wedding why d older generation de celebrate marriage)