₦airaland Forum

Orodje:
Female kangaroos have three vaginas

Just d way you have 3 dicks

Tomorrow e go be Sanchez turn to ball out.... He's definitely going to City dis window or free next window!.. #WengerOut

deewhone:
Sorry my reply is coming late. I think it's better you pick up the courage to tell your mum. I believe she will understand and please don't see yourself as a failure. It's a short period you'll overcome in no time. You can email me for further help or discussions

Can't even go home due to d strike cos I don't know how it'll turn out. Tried sending you an email, don't know if you got something like a permission to send email

Coool

Stop putting the word 'Uniport' in bold letters, does d culprit not have a village? A family name? Why paint the institution 'Uniport' badly only cos one of its student did something abominable...does it mean students from d school are into this act? I don't think it's right slandering the schools name, not like He did it cos d school asked it of him for practicals or so

ceeroh:
It shall not be well with Malmo and Crusaders

It shall not be well with Athletico Madrid and Arsenal

unfortunately I find myself in this situation, checked spreadsheet yesterday only to discover that despiye a CGPA of 3.82, I'm going to have an extra year for failing a university course(unwaivable). I feel like a disappointment, don't know how to tell my mum, feels like the end of the world to me, 1 full year and school fees just because of 1 course
@Thomey pls how did you cope?
@deewhone any help here?

jumygold:
My brother no be only you o, we are together in this

God help us....what schl?? Over here's uniport

They should just gimme 2mnths lemme graduate

leomarz007:
broda is that for a full academic session per 1 head or for 3 heads u mean
and if i may ask how much is the current fees(all admin. process inclusive)

For the 3....per head is 45k

It's so not fair...some parents have 3kids in the school currently, not easy to pull out over 120k at once for schl fees, the school should reconsider

All this pple saying 'thrash' 'noise' they'll be d ones to dance most when they Olamides song comes on in a club... #hypocrites

That sure doesn't look like a 13yr old.

Sounds interesting

I'm about starting mine and from calculations it'll be approximately 10k each(we re 5 in d group) Geology Uniport

I write exams for people and also help out in assignments n minor projects

D hustle is real...Nigerians be finding ways even when there seems to b no way

Here's mine

I pity those delusional man utd fans thinking they'll win the Europa league, do you think Ajax came for the fun of it?? They're much more faster, technical mind clinical than United.

jayAjoku:
The power of Pùssy at work in your life sir, it was so Good it made you emotional



best advice sir go through your old wedding photos call you wife into your living room and reminisce about old emotional events that transpired during your years of marriage then kiss her and Bang her crazy on the Couch thank me later

Jay yu no tell me say yu get wife for garrison ooh

Nice one Wiz.......work hard,stay humble, use d talent wisely.

#MadeIn9ja

Sleeping during classes doesn't necessarily mean one didn't get enough sleep during the night, it could be down to psychological issues, hunger or stress....,.imagine not having breakfast and sitting in the class for 9-12 class.......ppple also sleep when d lecture is BORING

Never easy been a woman,with all we re facing in d country...ur body will be giving yu its own headache every month. I hail all d women

dingbang:
I dey my house now dey do assignment.. Come and judge me

Same here....feeling guilty about it, woke up late n I don't like attending any service beyond 1st service

Lmao.....so true

To collect fine ass chicks numbers

LOL.....so funny!

patosky22:
we need win today for bridge. Up man city

We really do bro....tired of all this draws we been getting of late

Chelsea to lose this one!!!!
3-1 in favour of City
#teamCitizens

Like I care

Some of our soldiers re born illiterates....don't blame them shaa...



Ma Buhari cause am

Flee while you still can....... wonder how people will still fall gullible to this after what they've all seen with their eyes