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are you sure you wanna know well, people say I've got this very bold lovely you-fight-lion TATTOO on my cheeks! and please, don't call it tribal marks! it's just not! hehehe

PLEASE, what about Towel? is it hygienic to share with partners?

Then my SSS1 class teacher, mr. bankole, damn! this man could really get on your nerves with his unnecessarILITIES. Actually a dude, my classmate then, Femi, gave him FIRE-FOR-FIRE, which was then modified for easy coding as FIRE-FIRE! it happened that this our class teacher will always say, I WILL FAYA(fire) you,which translates to flogging you still you accept that Jesus Christ is not from Togo! so that was his SIGNATURE, whenever he wants to threaten or force us to do something, he will usually add the line I-WILL-FAYA-YOU to it for anyone that might be thinking of doing otherwise.in SSS2 this man was still coming to our class for one parole or another and was really getting on our nerves plus he was no longer our class teacher.so There came a day that we were doing nothing in class and we were just doing our thing;some were discussing, some sitting on the table, e.t.c and this man walked in and some of us were so scared thinking he was gonna fire us and out of nowhere, this my class mate shouted Fire for Fire! we all busted into laughter uncontrolably cos the man was also shocked. we thought he was gonna beat femi or perhaps beat all the class but he simply asked, is that femi?! We later modified to Fire-Fire!

THAT'S THE ORIGIN OF FIRE-FIRE

my JSS mathematics teacher was codenamed, SLEEP! whenever he was coming to class, you can hear him as far as 5classes away chanting 'gbo ori e l'aga(put your heads on your tables) ko sun, sleep!' and he can beat the demon outta you, he knows the anatomy of the body so well that where the strokes of his "pankere" will fall on your body will be "on point".meanwhile his real name is mr. ademola.

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nigerian soldiers may not have the adequate supplies and kits but trust me, they have good training and soldiering skills; you seriously don't wanna mess with them

[b]Pat Robertson said that "awful-looking" women are to blame for a romance-deficient marriages.

It all started when a 17-year-old boy wrote to Maxim magazine asking for advice on how to get his videogame-loving dad to pay more attention to his mom. Robertson decided to offer the teen some advice of his own during a recent episode of the Christian Broadcasting Network's "700 Club."

"It may be your mom isn't as sweet as you think she is," said the 82-year-old. "She may be kind of hard-nosed."

Robertson then went on to to say that "awful-looking" women can be to blame for certain marital problems:

A woman came to a preacher that I know, and she was awful looking. I mean, her hair was all torn up and she was overweight and looked terrible, clothes bad and everything. And she said, 'Oh, Reverend, what can I do? My husband has started to drink.' And the preacher looked at her and said, 'Madam, if I was married to you I'd start to drink too.' We need to cultivate romance, darling! ... You always have to keep that spark of love alive. It just isn't something to just lie there, 'Well, I'm married to him so he's got to take me slatternly looking.' You've got to fix yourself up, look pretty.

This is not the first time Robertson has blamed women's appearances for marital problems.

As Think Progress notes, during a 2010 episode of "The 700 Club," a caller asked Robertson how to get her husband to stop flirting with other women.

"First thing is you need to make yourself as attractive as possible and don’t hassle him about it," the Christian televangelist said. "And why is he doing this? Well, he’s doing it because he wants affirmation that he is still a man, that he is attractive — and he gets an affirmation of himself ... But you need to not drive him away or start hassling and hounding on him, but make yourself as beautiful as you can, as fun as you can, and say let’s go out here, let’s go there, let’s go to the other thing."

He has also joked about wife-beating as a means of gaining respect, the New York Daily News notes.

Robertson has been married to his wife, Adelia "Dede," since 1954.[/b]




http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/15/pat-robertson-blames-awful-looking-women-marriage-problems_n_2479459.html

yeah, -ve, though it has been a long time, say 4years(?). but am a dedicated blood donor(doctors and blood donors would understand this)

..This is indeed a condemnable act and the perpetrators shall be brought to book statement of GEJ each time boko boys attack actually is the andrellaline for more attacks!

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prison break
merlin(have watched s5, which is "the end the end")
lockwood(though kinda weird, but still like it)
vampire diaries
chucks
burn notice

There are so many idiots with so few bullets; I am be best sniper you could ever get.

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animal linguist!
hehehe!

i will wait till there's blue button that has a guarantee of $100million at a press!

^^^that's my question doug; guy's here are saying WIDOW, and was wondering their defination of WIDOW

can the fiancee be called a widow

that's good to know

poison:-(:-(:-(

@IZUKWU,
creative and inspiring as well. ;-)

you are very Awesome that you are bound to have a lot and lot of HATERS! :-) :-) :-) rotflmao @ATMC

yeah right @ATMC, Idowuogbogbo's don't take my endurance for hospitality, really got me too, as in, *saying in Idowuogbogbo's voice* don't think I will take your crap because I am being nice to you(?) :-D :-D

Never ran into 'I broke up with poverty' guy, but also thrilling :-D

seedord247: I was bout creatin thread on this shyt...

Brb.... I got so many.

Bros eyaaaa!
EVen yours too is very funny, (saying in seedord247's voice)ME AND BROKE BOBO WE DONT GET ALONG!
HAHAHAHAHAHAH!

[b][/b][/color][size=8pt][/size]I have come across different Signatures of fellow NLers that I really think they are kinda, er..erm.. well,am not really sure weird be the right word to use!
I [color=#990000]think if you won't be able to see other NL Users' Signatures if haven't filled yours on your Profile yet.
But still, here are some that I could copy and [b][/b]Would like if the Owners can really tell us, or me most especially the meaning.

First mine; don't let this freak you....
is actually, don't let this freak you, my treasure is in Heaven. It was born while some SU would say, "are you born again with this kinda life you are living?" "you having Reggae on your phone doesn't portray you as a Christian!" bla...bla...bla... Then I would tell them, don't let this freak you, my treasure is well kept in Heaven!

Now my first fellow Nairalander that I so much fall in love with his signature is.......sorry, I can't get his name, but if you know him please kindly help remind me. His signature read thus; [i][/i]"This space is not for sale, beware of 419 and one of my ex son SEUN"! Haaaaaaa! Seriously?! SEUN your ex son?! Man, I fear oooo.

My no 2,is [b][/b]dabrake, and his signature is;
**MY ex messaged me - ". . .you can delete my number if you like. I don't care about you anymore, IDGAF. I hate you. . ." | I replied - "who is this?"** Laugh won tear my yansh for this one.

No 3, is[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]Olorididan, with;
**I PISS DAFT PEOPLE OFF... SO I TRUST YOU WON'T BE OFFENDED...**


Please share yours and let's keep it rolling.

*hits screen to see if the pictures would be better*

o God, o God, Thou alone art worthy of my Azonto!
*dancing azonto*

God please, let Arsenal win and I swear to dance Azonto to You tomorrow!

probably AY has got beef for Baaaasket.

but don't think Basketmouth would reply him and then AY would apologize via Twitter.

OR, he's trying to get more followers by making a lotta silly mistakes.

OR, he's just joking oooooo.

though am not whizkid's fan, but that was a good interview and er matured and sensible response;kinda gives me another perspective about him

nothing

when I play my GrandTheft Auto-vice city/subway surfers/marine sharpshooter/chicken invaders, she says, "I don't give her attention/I don't care about her, that I am SELFISH!"
Meanwhile, she watch her "Diego and Paloma" kinda movies, SEASON FILMS for that matter and she forces me to watch it with her, despite the fact that the spoken english of those films are really annoying!. @OP, now is that fair!!