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Lol the travesty zoo Kenya show kicks off.
In Mombasa you with live in the cbd kinda slum or you face the actual kibera like slum like this very one. So basically Mombasa is divided into two. Now you see why no Kenyan can tell me shiit.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRGCBxS_7wE

Maweni,Mombasa .
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ea57AT0_cwc

And here you go,the cbd kinda slum. Everywhere is a mess. I will literally puke if I lived in Mombasa.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skHUmRqebPw

Shma:
Hobbit, You heard me saying NO? Why are you hyperventilating? ...

'Lamu CBD with an airport ' --- definitely this can't be a village.

Drop the act,lamu like Mombasa has no road. The video I posted clearly reveals that. Don’t be surprised,everyone already knows your country is one thick poverty zoo.

Shma:
Focus. Don't shift goalposts. You were talking about the built-up area.

Suit your eyes with the beauty.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Y0rShXVjgs

Lol do you mean this lamu or another one? .
Pls stop posting people’s private pool and home.that’s not the city,this is the city slum

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZSoIlgXhjU


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djzTaK7umoI

Shma:
The most deluded m0ron I've seen today. Why compare your zoo with South African cities? You need to say, Abuja, or Lagos, or Ibadan is the most developed cities in Africa outside those three aforementioned SA cities. Bring the data to back your nonsense then open room for debate.

FYI, Abuja is nothing. Abuja can't stand our second biggest city. I don't understand why you so ignorantly want to compare that mosque city with a diverse Mombasa.

You've contradicted yourself in the entire post. Maybe you should try Lamu town if quantity is everything to you. I only deal with quality - it will be pointless to go quantity with a country of nearly four times our population.

Behind those filter and editing has the whole of Mombasa looking like this chaotic slumpolis mess with zero road infrastructure and hideous white and blue archaic architecture.

Shma:
The most deluded m0ron I've seen today. Why compare your zoo with South African cities? You need to say, Abuja, or Lagos, or Ibadan is the most developed cities in Africa outside those three aforementioned SA cities. Bring the data to back your nonsense then open room for debate.

FYI, Abuja is nothing. Abuja can't stand our second biggest city. I don't understand why you so ignorantly want to compare that mosque city with a diverse Mombasa.

You've contradicted yourself in the entire post. Maybe you should try Lamu town if quantity is everything to you. I only deal with quality - it will be pointless to go quantity with a country of nearly four times our population.

Lol talk is cheap. Show me something of this magnitude in that centuries stucked dustbin of Mombasa. You think your shiit hole can ever get to this level. This is not Mombasa which a single dongo-Kondo seaport road and 1.5km mana ngina private park road. You have a long way to go,watch,learn,unlearn,relearn and stop the empty chest beating.

samorobo:
LOLY ... I told y’all Abuja is no joke


I think Kenya should send delegates to come understudy Abuja expansive road network and let see if it can be replicated in Nairobi.

This are just a few of the numerous highways in Abuja.beat this if you can.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjpO85pwKdg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6CBDMJaAKY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoSU_iBMuH4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ok2VbcjmaQk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1OUlo6nRF8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6K7IfITm7LY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTY0w9iE7Xo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZPNaVY0VHo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6pGg1c_mCI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pklqXen_QEI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXJ7jHlWObg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEu-qlxJYNU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUEdcMBeqKQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qj1X6LONmR8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5VaqyE5EwI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrEhsMimXWA

ROADS UNDER CONSTRUCTION


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMgMUliVRK8


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnTqc6logtg


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pklqXen_QEI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5VaqyE5EwI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKb3uxYFejw

CENTRAL BUSINESS DISTRICT


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rrf0JdKdUgY

Shma:
Perfect! I was anticipating this video to pop in anytime cos I know you're dying. The pain is just too much that you're now oozing out real tears .

Back to the capital city of zootopia wonderland. The twin of kibera.

You are one deluded crap hole. There is nothing about those butt nak.ed men that pains me.in fact why should I? You are just one closeted pervert that needs to own their shiit.

Shma:
The person who uttered those sentiments might have been high on adulterated viagra.
Abuja and "the beautiful city in Africa" can't even smell each other. You need to get to terms with the fact that Abuja is one of the ugliest cities in Africa if any proper rank was conducted. Understand this and know peace.

Don't push me to deep into this game, I'm gonna invite google map and I will lay bare the so-called " the most beautiful and well-planned city in Africa"

Does Abuja have a slum? Yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5xr_68Uxg4

The above is one of the grand slums lying In Abuja city.

You can't fool anyone, dumbo.

Abuja is a beautiful city,it’s high time you get used to that so your zoo can hit that level.

And yes mpape is in F.C.T( Federal capital territory)not Abuja city. Now that’s free education ret@rd.

P.S .Mpape to Abuja city (maitama being the closest) is about 2hrs. So yeah there you have it.

Shma:
what is wrong with this matatu, dumbo?

Why are you triggering my patience with this kind of stupidity?

Can you compare a matatu with random human sh*ting on the streets of your CBD?

Come on, m0ron.

For starters that’s not our cbd, you are now running amok with your self incarnated lies.

Secondly,this are outdated pics.

Thirdly enjoy peepoo’s republic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxB6B8z_2HU

Shma:
It's my joy that you're perturbed by Mombasa beauty.

Keep dying .

You are dying in pain that I spilled the obvious on mama ngina tiny park. Nothing is beautiful about Mombasa,even you are aware.

Shma:
Now you have defaulted to your usual verbosity. Verbal diarrhea from the top to the bottom. Reduce words, my guy. It will save you big from embarrassing your education system.

Back to the point: I'm disappointed that you can't fathom what is going on. If I was to dig into your slums - in this case lagos. then I would have bombared your silly brain a long-time ago with these terrible kind :
Makoko, Agege, Ajegunle, Amukoko, Badia, Bariga, Bodija, Ijeshatedo/Itire, Ilaje, Iwaya Mushin, Oke-Offa Babasale, etc.

When I posted that grand slum in abuja, I wanted to debunk a certain narrative that abuja is the most beutiful and well-planned city in Africa.

Cry on.

Abuja is obviously a beautiful city and arguably the most planned city in Africa,you can access google for confirmation.
And yes Abuja has no slum,that slum
Is in FCT(federal capital territory) not Abuja city. Get the difference.

And also,yes Mombasa and any other slumpolis in your zoo is shiit compared to Abuja. This is not an argument but facts.

Shma:
Beauty of Mombasa is something else.

Lol peoples houses and mama ngina private park road of 1.5km is not mombasa’s development. Use ur brain. We have seen it all and you are struggling to project a better image of that slum to us,but you keep fumbling because you gat nothing up there.

Maybe I need to break mombasa down in today’s show for all to see.

Shma:
Samboro. The video you posted showcases the history of mombasa. That is mombasa of 900AD in 2022.

Mama ngina is the new area of modern development.

Lol I don’t know which I find funny,the fact that you think you can Deceive me with this blatant lie or the fact the fact that you are bold about it.

FYI mama ngina park is just a park as the name implies ,with a single lane estate kind of road running around the place. It’s not a development but a park for public gathering,events,and relaxation.

Kuruptnigga:
Maitama

Beautiful city. Still waiting for the dyslexia ya will hit this level. That day they will have my respect,until then I will continue mocking them since they’ve chosen to do absolutely nothing since independence.

Shma:
Mombasa development.

Nothing developed about this.it’s just pure chaos as seen in my pics. Same places and we have seen it all.

Shma:
"The most beautiful city in Africa. One of the best planned and built from scratch. " says a zoogerian.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5xr_68Uxg4


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7yiJ0yMn9Y
This is a giant slum - a slum that matches kibera(Nubian's slums).

The more we advance the show, the more I dig out, and the more I dig out, the more I found out how zoo this largest oil producer is.

Lmao you are butthurt,stop trying to sound like me and be more original.
You are showing mpape slum that is just outside the city of abuja(more like Nairobi metro area). Mind you the conditions of those houses us way better than anything in Kenya.those houses comes with multiple room,toilet and most importantly are built with concrete not kuda or shack like in kibera. And yes they are way better than kibera that has to practice “peepoo activities”. If those inner street are paved it’s would look better than your downtown area in Nairobi and Mombasa cbd.


And you don’t want me digging out your actual wicked slum like kibera,mathare,korogocho and the likes. Oga you go cry oooooo

gallivant:
Lol

Sammy, Obaboon and the hobbit are here to learn. It's funny when they try to sound insightful and enlightened.

Don’t kid yourself,you have nothing intellectual to offer me.you are useless on this thread and basically a waste of space,so yeah there you have it.

Shma:
Since gallivant taught you about "forming in the mouth," you've forever misused the term until it's losing taste.

Lagos of 2022 is extremely worse than lagos of 2016. So I'm doing you a great favor by posting 2017 pictures.

Forget it,no Kenyan can teach me a thing and certainly not a person like Chennai.he is as dumb as you.

And please it is” foaming” idiot.

Shma:
I'm glad youre back. When you see me, quote me with your videos.

This is lagos streets. One of the ugliest uncouth streets in the world.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umBS-HEUImM

Pls update your videos and pics. You are wasting my time.

Shma:
Mombasa for you. It will take your capital city Abuju buju 10 good yrs to beat it.

You need to organize your zoo.

No time to entertain noise. Is this Mombasa cbd or not. Remember we are not e rn talking about slums like mtambo and the likes. Or should I grace here with screenshot from this video so you can cry out your retina?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkmVEkUqBGo

LOLY ... I told y’all Abuja is no joke


I think Kenya should send delegates to come understudy Abuja expansive road network and let see if it can be replicated in Nairobi.

This are just a few of the numerous highways in Abuja.beat this if you can.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjpO85pwKdg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6CBDMJaAKY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoSU_iBMuH4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ok2VbcjmaQk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1OUlo6nRF8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6K7IfITm7LY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTY0w9iE7Xo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZPNaVY0VHo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6pGg1c_mCI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pklqXen_QEI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXJ7jHlWObg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEu-qlxJYNU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUEdcMBeqKQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qj1X6LONmR8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5VaqyE5EwI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrEhsMimXWA

ROADS UNDER CONSTRUCTION


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMgMUliVRK8


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnTqc6logtg


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pklqXen_QEI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5VaqyE5EwI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKb3uxYFejw

CENTRAL BUSINESS DISTRICT


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rrf0JdKdUgY

Loly.

Langata,you can imagine the wealthy live in this ghetto.Kenya is mess abeg.there is nothing anybody can tell me.visual evidence are stubborn asf!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nmz5CUp37a0

Loly.

Kayole

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dL3edsbecUY


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dNKwXg_Itg

Loly.

Crazy settlement everywhere. This is umoja. As expected is a mess like the rest of Kenya.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLC8T1JLnMQ

But of course the show must continue.
Roysambu. Loly,need I say more.

It’s seemingly impostor see a decent neighborhood outside the 3 foreign neighborhoods of Nairobi. The rest settlement is with this way or kibera way. Pls end the show.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKY5DIlblZg

obaaderemi:
That's what is obtainable in most African countries. Focus on the capital city and put all resources there. That's why Nairobi's slums are getting bigger. Everybody wants to live there. For example, more than half of Kenya's 2000mw goes to Nairobi. That is the difference between Nigeria and Kenya. Samorobo's show really exposed them. It's why Kikuyu man has been raving mad since. They hate the truth. Nigeria is a mess and Nigerians are always ready to own up but little Indians are just stvpid by nature. That's why they can never develop.

They’ve been a raven looney ever since the show started.

Shma:
Yes. Outside Nairobi and few areas in mombasa, we don't have any other road paved.

Also, we only have a 50% electricity access rate.

You're absolutely spot on.

You are actually picking but you misquoted one little detail.no where is decent in Mombasa,the whole is one despicable Arab slum just like the rest of your country outside a few Westland.

Shma:
You don't reason. if you had a brain, you'll not be doing this nonsense. @GeneralDae has just whispered the truth in your ears by showing you how stupid you are trying to play with dirty areas.

The 'Ajangul tatterdemalion' activated. lets see between: the biggest oil producer and the 70% inarable & mineral deficient country, which is the best.

For starters, forget about the primitive behavior going on here. Let's focus on the background.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDoLotKCKPc

Also documentaries of wildlife hunters in Makoko doesn’t scare anyone. I might as well bring out kibera but I choose to focus on your best lately which has been very underwhelming and looks like something close to the mother slum “kibera” . Now that is the state of your nationwide zoo.

Shma:
Zombie, this is the same lagos of today. As a matter of fact, the lagos of 2021 is extremely worse than this - a real zootopia world - largest oil producer for 60yrs.

Your entire CBD can't stand kibera - I thought you should know this.

More foam in the mouth. I know you are butthurt but keep calm and save the date for my next show. Outdated Pictures of refuse doesn’t scare anyone.

rvp2018:
You must be dumb if you cannot do your own research. Kenya maybe be undeveloped but Nigeria is a zoo. That is the argument. Is Kenya at South Africa level - No. Is Kenya above Nigeria - by thousands miles. How many roads are paved in Kenya - it well known - so what exactly are going nuts about?

The Kenya is have been seeing lately is not just a zoo but a mess.it will be a miracle if you guys e we turn the tide. Nigeria with all is flaws is not as bad as Kenya look. Have you seen how extremely backward,insane,poor, the rest of Kenya looks outside Westland and upper hill. It’s the same prognosis from Nairobi down to west Pomot or to the Arab coast of lamu and Mombasa. Most of this people don’t even know what a paved road or electric bulb looks like. Now that some 18th century kinda shiit. You light as well go back in time and be stucked in it. Naija settlement outside all our urban is way more de ent with better infrastructure than Kenya. Now that ms the argument you idiot.

My show continues tonight.

rvp2018:
Sounds like bla bla de bla bla of a bleating goat in Zoogeria. Kenya is not a secret that you recently discovered. We have been here for 5yrs and have shown kenya videos running into thousands.

Actually it’s a secret,what you’ve shown for the past five years is recycled edited images of the same spot,different angle. I just discovered what was behind the curtain. And it’s a mess to say the very least.

kikuyu1:
Wrong as usual! Your husband was ishytposting and needed correction. I discovered you MOFOS EAT YOUR DEAD KINGS (GOOD GOOGLY MOOGLY GOODNESS GRACIOUS,WHAT THE ACTUAL EFF,WHO DOES THAT!?)

Let’s just pretend this is true,what’s stopping you from eating Kenyatta as well? Maybe that what you zoo actually needs to progress. Start wasting kings and watch your zoo turn around.

rvp2018:
Rants from a zoogerian that can't even fix security or basic infrastructure or electricity..you're comparing towns 30 to 60km from Nairobi city with exactly what in Nigeria.Your own Abuja right in CBD lack paved inner roads

No Kenyan can lecture me on anything security or infrastructures. Where is your security when 50 Childers are kidnapped on a daily basis in just Nairobi,or the fact that 50% of Kenyans have never seen what an electric bulb looks like.

Abuja expansive road network is something that should be studied in your zoo,Atleast to elevate Nairobi despicable state. And as for those poverty town I am not just mocking it, I am mocking the whole of your zoo. I already broke down what your nationwide settlement looks like in 4 stages. Deal with that factoid.