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kikuyu1:
FK OFF!? All you Waffas simultaneously practice the unthinkable and unmentionable!

What happened to the body of the Yoruba king in 2008?

Late HRH Alayeluwa Kabiyesi Oba Sunday Funsho Adeolu Sataloye II ALAYE ODE REMO (OGUN STATE NIGERIA (1931-2008)


https://drbiggie./2016/08/28/this-is-the-shocking-thing-that-happens-to-the-head-heart-and-liver-when-a-yoruba-king-dies/



Here's Olori Bimpe died in Novemeber last year who tried to save her late husband's body from cannibalism in 2005. I'm sure you know the story better than I.


Wole Soyinka himself explained ritual royal Yoruba cannibalism.



That's why Lipede's youngest wife ran like a bank robber with his corpse! As for Sakawa boys they've revived ancient cannibal rituals for their f'ery and are now as bad as Igbos,Beroms,Efiks and others. A half century from now we'llsee the same abomination when Ooni Adeyeye Enitan Ogunwusi dies.

How bold of you to think I will read this wall of worthless text. Summarize and get back to me. You don’t pay me to read.

See you next time.that’s the end on today’s show. Save the date for the next show,it’s promises to be explosive.

Loly
Can you imagine,truly we’ve been wasting our time here.my assertion has been true all along.

Machakos town


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCdfnxnYtbw


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lv_oeoROMA4

Loly.

Lol I am seriously laughing now.kajiado town need I say more.pls just watch and throw in some pity.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5ZNak49piE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBQ-3a_0FS0

Loly

Sykomiau,fast forward to 4.20,that way you get past the stretch of dusty road to view the real deal. I call this the real deal of poverty.
Seriously this show of mi e has been an eye opener. Kenya can never look thesame to me again.I have seen it all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fc80wnnK4hg

Loly.
Kamuly.yet another hopeless dusty town with zero infrastructure. I get inhabitants of this place does t even know how a paved road looks like. They have never seen it in their live. Badicayjust stupid poverty houses right in the middle of thick forest.

Backward zoo Society of primitivity.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3BSge63JB4

rvp2018:
Here is Nairobi City...you can check the zones..each zone unlike Nigeria has it's characteristic.
Zone 7 - is slum complex of Mathare to Dandora. Zone 11 is Kibera Slum.
Each Zone has it's own regulation - on kind of building, size of plots, type of building, etc.
You cannot build a super tall structure in Karen for example or sub divide the land into 1/4 of an acre.
There are zones that allows for upto four flrs tall building.
There are zones that allow for town houses or semi detached or fully detached.
If a zone allows for 10 floors - then you will see thousands of them.
Nairobi Metro is urban and peri-urban areas in Kiambu (Ruaraka, Limuru, Ruiru, Thika), Machakos (Athi River, Sykomiau, Kamulu) and Kajiado (Kitengela, Ongata Rongai, Ngong).

Stop wasting my time,this is kitengele. E wey where in Kenya is a slum and my assertion is not wrong.
Btw the show just started,y’all can tune in Loly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFxgGE2u1Kw

obaaderemi:
Your show actually destabilized them for days.

It vexed old man Kikuyu so much he started fighting dirty, bleating like a. donkey all over the place and copying and pasting epistles.

Yours is vastly different from the nonsense the suffering man does that no one responds to. Keep it up. You really exposed the ugly underbelly of little India.

They will cry blood. The travesty zoo Kenya must continue whether they like it or not.
Visual facts like this cannot be brushed under the carpet .we as Africans should seek to help one another.we can have open talks,dialogue to see how we can help Kenya cause Nigeria I think was in their current state I think 3 decades back. How we move from where they are now to where we are is something that should be discussed.they have a lot to learn if only they can bring those hungry shoulders down and stop chest beating emptily. Who knows one of their cabinet member could be reading this and this can spark a surge of anger in him which I believe can lead to change.no body hates Kenya,we just want the best for Africa.

Shma:
Are you confused or you're just playing dumb? The root of your conversation and what you're talking about right now does not hold water.

Lemme educate you - It sounds like your puny brain is overheating.

There are different sources of electricity:

coal.
natural gas.
nuclear fission reactions.
sunlight, ( solar panels)
wind.
hydropower.

........ The list continues.

When you say Kenya has a 50% electricity access rate - while ignoring the other sources of electricity. Then I have nothing but pity for your hobbit brain.

This is the map for mains electricity.

You are very stupid and dumb. Smh.

Just40:
let me just post what KenGen is saying so you don't lie..

Today, KenGen PLC has an installed generation capacity of 1,818MW, of which over 86% is drawn from green sources namely: Hydro (826MW), Geothermal (713MW), Thermal (253MW), and Wind (26MW)

Hydro contribute almost 50%

Your country total demand currently stands at 2000mw in 2021 and mind you your country produce below it installed capacity.... Meaning you don't have enough electricity to go round...

Hence the constant blackouts

Great insights. This past few days has been revealing.

gallivant:
If you haven't got the memo, your show sucks. Ask sufferingnsmiling for advice and stay in a well ventilated room, because the generator fumes are definitely taking their toll.

Nairobi sucks. You will be getting g more footages Chennai. Your attempt to wade me off is rather pathetic. Think of something clever next time.

Shma:
I told you, the videos you've posted so far are heaven to what I have for your zoo. I haven't been intrigued even by a bit to retaliate - cos what I know for a fact, is kibera slum and your CBD are twins .

Get off my di.close. You are still masturbating over outdated image whilst I feed you wicked footages from your zoo.
The show should be commencing soon. Stay tuned.

rvp2018:
Here is Nairobi City...you can check the zones..each zone unlike Nigeria has it's characteristic.
Zone 7 - is slum complex of Mathare to Dandora. Zone 11 is Kibera Slum.
Each Zone has it's own regulation - on kind of building, size of plots, type of building, etc.
You cannot build a super tall structure in Karen for example or sub divide the land into 1/4 of an acre.
There are zones that allows for upto four flrs tall building.
There are zones that allow for town houses or semi detached or fully detached.
If a zone allows for 10 floors - then you will see thousands of them.
Nairobi Metro is urban and peri-urban areas in Kiambu (Ruaraka, Limuru, Ruiru, Thika), Machakos (Athi River, Sykomiau, Kamulu) and Kajiado (Kitengela, Ongata Rongai, Ngong).

You can’t teach me nada. I have carried out my online thesis meticulously and know Nairobi and Kenya like the back of my palm. I am more verse about your zoo than even you an inhabitant.take my word for it for they are factoid easily verified on YouTube.

Shma:
You should be saying all these while dropping the videos. I want you to push me to the wall so that I can come with a high voltage rebuttal; which can send your countrymen to a forcefully 3months break or basically close down the thread. You know very well what your zoo is, and you're here trying to threaten us with pictures that are by far superior to anything in your village towns and cities.

Don't forget one thing. Your zoo has been the biggest oil producer for decades, and what you have to offer is shambolic ragtag shanties, and shacks scattered every corner in your zoo.

I have been posting videos back to back for days now.if that hasn’t push you to the wall then you should probably check yourself.
My show has a designated time fool.

Shma:
And you think we don't have the energy to hit google search and return the favor? How dumb are you!! I was planning to go one on one with you with 'ajangul tatterdemalion,' but I withdraw the mission for sanity's sake - your zoo is the true def of uncouth ramshackle. Let's not hijack the Suffering show. That place is only reserved for him - anyone doing the same is just a plain psycho.

You are foaming in the mouth.sit back ,remark and enjoy the travesty show. No Kenyan can e we lecture me again,ever. I have seen it all abd I must say I am very,very disappointed. Now I see why your zoo is really resourceless.it’s shows in your infrastructure.

rvp20182:
Nigeria and speed in one sentence Impossible. That project will be completed in 2025 and like Ibandan-Lagos will be a white elephant - just like Abuja-Airport one.

Watch the space. The speedy progress on ground says otherwise. Lagos is a serious construction site.come down here and see rails bro g put in places,cranes building the elevated highways and numerous stations all across Lagos simultaneously.

rvp2018:
Here goes the worst part of Nairobi - Eastland - better than best part of Nigeria and Ghana cities

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgVevuK7fKo

No this not the worst of Nairobi,kibera and the likes is the worst of not just Kenya but africa. Remember you are not talking to a newbie.

Kenya and Nairobi settlements is divided into three or four.

1st stage : Westland(south c,Karen,runda,killimani),uppehill, cbd.

2nd stage,consist majorly or wicked urbanization,concrete jungle,slumscraper : Downtown (Tom mboya),east Leigh,Zimmerman,pipeline,embakassi, i,umoja,huruma,Mombasa,kisumu,Nakuru,lamu,malindi,rongai


3rd stage consist majorly of villages and backwater towns,: ruaka town,ngina town,thika town,west pokot,baringo just to mention a few.

4th stage,the real wicked slum the world has e we experienced: kibera,mathare,korogocho,kwangware

rvp20182:
Yes Nairobi metro need the roads paved - but as you can clearly see - the towns are better than almost anything you got in Nigeria.

No nearly all roads I have seen in Kenya over the past few days are broken.little wonder why you parade that Chinese flyover or thika nonsense.now I understand why you get elated by a stretch of road. Most places in kenya(about 87%) has never tasted bitumen or coal tar.

And pls don’t you ever try comparing Nigeria to your zoo.Kenya is a zoo and it’s shows in your settlement. My show has been an eye opener.

Loly
Forget the new estate of 59 homes in athi river. Athi river is one big slum. Looks just like this.
Everywhere you turn to in Kenya is reveals a shameful settlement. Kenyans should be the last to lecture anyone in slum,settlement or urbanization. You have done practically nothing since 1963.absolutely nothing.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIu4Hb_gRAY

Loly

Miserable town,another ruaka -like poverty cattle grazing town with no road.
Kenya is hopeless,and you can’t tell me nothing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xd9cEGcv28Q

Loly.
Ngong town. I can tell just by watching the video that paved road is a serious problem in Kenya. I don’t doubt that report that says less than 10% of Kenyan road have been paved since independence. Ngong town has its sheer size of slumscraper and hodgepodge surrounding. Looks backward and hideous

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5WeY1qoPHY

But of course the show must proceed.

Pipeline Nairobi, outside the geee East African standard for rich enclave has the rest of nairozoo looking like this. Facts are stubborn most especially visual facts.

Pipeline,Nairobi. Loly

Slumscraper at its finest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFcG7roY_dE


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rB_BYyutO0

This project is moving with the speed of light. I can’t believe by the w s of this year we lagosians would have Atleast two of the lines completed (blue and red line) .then probably from 2023 we can kickstart green line. Anyone who resides in Lagos can attest to the speed of this project,everywhere is a construction site from mainland to island, from ikeja down to CMS. Stations and rail with cranes almost everywhere.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5H94h1upsi0

gallivant:
You need to chill out Sammy. Take a break from the generator fumes or something....

No I would rather you take a break from the zoo poverty slum all over Kenyatta land.

Jontez:
Ma guy Kikuyu so intelligent. keep teaching them.

Washenzi hao, Hawajui tukona picha zao za Ibadan.

You are just a butthurt cheerleading miscreant sh*male.

kikuyu1:
Realy,nigga? Srsly?

I did my usual 5 mn first page glance and found normal Naij ishyt.







You're very VERY unwise. Do you want to continue along this particular path?

Edit: just done some research on Nigerian human sacrifice and AARRGGHHH!! I still rmbr the Naijjan boy torso found in the Thames September 2001.


https://www.reuters.com/world/uk/uk-police-plead-help-over-nigerian-boys-torso-found-thames-2001-2021-09-21/

This ishyt is common among ALL WAFFAS!


https://www.premiumtimesng.com/opinion/486817-nigerias-huge-market-of-blood-and-human-sacrifice-by-festus-adedayo.html

Samorobo,confirm or deny royal ritual cannibalism still exists among Yoruba along with other forms among many southern Naij communities.

Lol you really want me to show you cases of killing,murder,homicides in Kenya.take a break all this online thesis doesn’t make your zoo worth a single respect in my sight. When I say Kenya is a poverty zoo slum,backwater or any other term I N normally would use,pls know it’s not something I take likely,I actually mean it asf!!!!

rvp2018:
Which facade. I can help you instead of wasting time looking for slums. Half of Nairobi is world class - the one you called Canada. You need to start from Thome to Garden city to Muthaiga to Rundas to Kyunas to Kitusuru to westlands to parklands to riverside to kileleshwa to lavington to spring valley to kilimanis to milimanis to upper hills you move ngong road to Karen - that is about half Nairobi land mass - that mostly as good as any developed city.

The other half (Nairobi Eastland) is better most of anything in West Africa except slums - which occupy 5 percent of built up area and 2.5 percent of the landmass.

Hey boy you must really know no one takes your sweet talking seriously again. I have seen it all and I maintain my stands that outside a few places in Nairobi(about 3-5) which are basic East African standard the rest of Kenya not just Nairobi is one deep zoo of poverty slum. You can’t tell me nothing. There is absolutely nothing about world class about Nairobi not even your few rich enclave. We saw your cbd flooded with terrible road; Tom mboya street comes to mind. Poor drainage with broken road all over your cbd down to downtown area. The whole place was looking like an intercepted slumpolis hodgepodge mess. You can try this sweet talking in Rwanda or Uganda but never again,I have seen
Too much to be deceived with words. Just too much.

rvp2018:
Samrobo - I see you've been on Kenya video like white on rice - here is another one - showing you why Nairobi has been voted the 4th most dynamic city in the World and 11th best place to live in by experts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zQvPTPpPps

Nothing to see here my friend.outside this facade exist the everyday glamouring slum settlements of Kenyans nationwide.you can only impress Uganda and every other East African backwater but definitely not a Nigerian.we have seen it all and I most say I feel stupid arguing with you guys this past years. If there is anything I feel pity fir you guys not astonishment. You will be needs more upgraded lies to brainwashing the experience I have had to encounter this past few days.I hate to break it to you but there is really nothing we as Nigerians can learn from Kenya,absolutely nothing,maybe SA and the Maghreb but certainly not insignificant giant zoo Kenya.

Baliv254:
uganda is really improving
... .
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYsIwBphWww .

Uganda,Kenya same whatsapp group. Looks like what I have seen in Kenya outside Nairobi,only difference is that this looks cleaner,more liveable and most importantly it has good road.otherwise it’s thesame backwater zoo society just like the main zoo ;Kenya.

It of course,after this dots of vegetable shops exists places like this in kisumu. The facade is really trying hard to stay relevant.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayDm7FJ3m40

Loly

But of course the travesty zoo Kenya must proceed. Every fvcking place I turn to has Kenya looking like one big slum.prove me wrong if you can?I dn right wasnt wrong to think that to think that outside the 3 cbd’s in Nairobi the rest of the country looks either like Zimmerman or kibera,I mean from Nairobi down to Mombasa or the tail end of baringo or turkana,it’s thesame fvcking story.

Today we are dealing with Naviasha. Enjoy the slum as usual. This zoo is not bereft of slum cos e wey inch of this zoo republic is one big ,dirty slum. Now I see why they don’t have mineral,cos if they had I bet this zoo wouldn’t look this horrible.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYbf8cQ0Z6Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pz-6lAhnXLk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2rYGo_omBU

Loly

Shma:
This is so beautiful. No amount of painting can match lagoon aka lagozoo with this video. I'm wondering how dense some people are; trying to compare which country is doing worse than the other - knowing very well, one country is the largest oil producer in Africa for decades, and the other one is 70% inarable and mineral deficient, and a zombie is busy hailing stupidity in the eye of intellects.

@samboro - you're a disgrace to knowledgable Nigerians on this platform.

And I think that’s the reason we shouldn’t even compare with your Kenya zoo. Maybe if you had mi wraps Kenya would have looked better,because gluing by the videos I have seen lately Kenya is really deficient in mineral. It’s shows in your infrastructure,backward society,and the list goes on and on.

Stay tuned,the show continues.