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Politics / Re: ICPC Lied, No Constituency Project Items Recovered From Me – Sen. Buruji Kashamu by samsam2019: 9:34am On Sep 27, 2019
Buruji kashamu na scammer. But why would any sane person think he would steal transformer and ambulance? The man is obscenely rich! The amount of transformers he has personally bought b4 he got into politics is countless
Crime / Re: Police foil attempt to blackmail Imo Federal lawmaker, Kingsley Chima by samsam2019: 5:17pm On Sep 25, 2019
So a woman could lie against a man? That's a lie. I'm shocked
Family / Re: My Wife Has Left Me. Heartbroken by samsam2019: 2:02pm On Sep 23, 2019
Vincent88:
Good morning everybody. I feel lost without my wife, she had a fourth miscarriage after 2 years of marriage and her family has accused me to be a ritualist that I am eating the babies which I know nothing about and they have decided to take her away from me.

I haven't finished grieving for my elder brother who passed away 3 weeks ago, leaving his 4 children for us and now she is gone.

Please she is also in this platform beg her for me to come back to me, because I love her so much and I cant live without her please.
you can't live without a woman? Hahahahhahahahahhahha




Wetin person no go see for this country
Sports / Re: If I Ever Play Bet9ja Virtual Again by samsam2019: 1:53pm On Sep 19, 2019
JeffSiberstein:
After having this two experiences nobody advised me to resign the thing even shock me how i take stop gambling.

1). Sometime in 2015 I joined the area boys in playing card I hard 3k, after draining my 3k I took a loan with my phone na there problem start before I know my phone don dey 3k debt. Oboy I non dey play again to win na to just collect my phone at the end of the day my phone was in 9k debt. I pleaded with the guy let him take my newly bought timberland and give my phone, he agreed. Na so that timberland take lost.
The next day I went there again, I don take Mumsi 2k with the hope say I go win and collect my timberland and give Mumsi her 2k to cut the long story short my phone ended in 17k debt. That was how lost my phone and timberland in two days.


2. After that incident I non come dey near where them dey play card I come resume for virtual shop in 2017, Tecno Spark 1 just came out, I did a deal and got 30k, the phone was 32k, I went to virtual(dog race) to look for the 2k. All the dogs I was choosing were running like pregnant dogs, I will win one game and lose the next five, I will win another 2 games and lose the next 4. At the end of the day, I had just 16k I have lost 14k. Nobody advised me I went out from the shop jejeje located the next eatery ate like a glutton and went home slept around 4pm. When i woke up in the morning that was when reality hit me the next one week was bad I was angry at everyone.

I don't want to experience number 3 so I have resigned, hanged my boot. Na mumu fly dey follow dead body enter grave.... Say no to gambling or you will die young.
pregnant dogs grin

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Sports / Re: If I Ever Play Bet9ja Virtual Again by samsam2019: 1:25pm On Sep 19, 2019
solmusdesigns:
cool


Only mumu people play virtuals, from the Cpanel of the program for virtuals, bet shop owners can set the winning frequency and percentage unlike live matches


..
that's a big lie

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Celebrities / Re: I Believe My Generation Has Been Weak- Don Jazzy by samsam2019: 10:24am On Sep 19, 2019
Good thing he admitted his own personal fallings or he would have been an hypocrite. I mean this fool at his age posts about bbnaija and not about the numerous academic competitions and scholarships all over the country



Idiot

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Career / Re: Why Do Entrepreneurs Talk Down On 9-5? by samsam2019: 10:21am On Sep 19, 2019
I've been on 9-5 for almost 15 years and I only tried entrepreneurship this year and it's been fun and challenging.



My conclusion is that everyone should aspire to be their own boss. Its the best way to live one's life

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Business / Re: Side Hustle by samsam2019: 3:26pm On Sep 18, 2019
ajaotosinayobami@gmail.com
Celebrities / Re: Naira Marley Shared A Tricycle Marlian He Saw In Ibadan. PHOTOS by samsam2019: 4:08pm On Sep 14, 2019
Zombiekiller010:
The only song he sang that makes sense a little is A goal ft olamide, if his song is 1mb, i will never use my sub to download it, its a waste of mb, bad lyrics, too local, poor beat, songs you cant even play in the presence of kids, i have come to realized only local people, touts, agbero listen to his songs, he should thank Efcc for making him famous, he should learn from zlatan, no naija top artist will feature him like they are featuring zlatan.
there are people who can buy your entire household who are Marlians.


Leave the guy alone. There's hardly no music artist in Nigeria without a song with x rated lyrics( including the old ones)

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Crime / Re: Customer Thrown Out Of A Bank In Delta State (Video) by samsam2019: 1:04pm On Sep 14, 2019
coolcharm:
All shades of wrong!

She should get a good lawyer abd press charges.

She's about to land a fortune
no be only fortune, na cookies.


No be naija again? Lol
Travel / Re: South Africa May Impose 10-year Travel Ban On Evacuated Nigerians by samsam2019: 7:43am On Sep 14, 2019
So some still plan to go back after all that has happened?




This country don't cast

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Celebrities / Re: Busola Dakolo Gorgeous In Bum Shorts by samsam2019: 5:48pm On Sep 12, 2019
Richdad50:
shocked

A beautiful married woman who has her husband's support fears no troll especially the ones coming from inconsequential living things on Nairaland. After all, her husband's understanding and support is all that matters.

Most people would never understand the impact of bottled hurt. For years, she has kept the rage and cuddled sadness over an unfortunate event decades ago. Freedom starts from unpacking the heart and glowing is first an inner experience.

Richdad
now can you swear on your child's life that she was indeed truly r@ped?

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Celebrities / Re: Busola Dakolo Gorgeous In Bum Shorts by samsam2019: 5:46pm On Sep 12, 2019
There is aloku oyinbo and aloku fatoyinbo grin grin

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Celebrities / Re: Busola Dakolo Gorgeous In Bum Shorts by samsam2019: 5:45pm On Sep 12, 2019
Aloku fatoyinbo cheesy grin
Crime / Re: Oluwaleke Yisa: Nigerian Jailed In UK For Taking Knife Into Immigration Centre by samsam2019: 5:45pm On Sep 12, 2019
Freehuman:
An Afonja went to make money in the United Kingdom, it's been 7 years no money , no home. The young descendant of Oduduwa has to return to his brown roof territory with something, what is that thing he must return with? Something peculiar to his people- A human head in a black nylon bag.

The sophisticated boy departs with a kitchen knife to harvest the head of an European which he believes will yield more returns .

Disclaimer: I have not broken any nairaland rule. The piece above is an excerpt from my latest novel which will be launched soon.
I'm Yoruba but this is funny

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TV/Movies / Re: Nigerians Storm Gotv Facebook Page Over WWE by samsam2019: 5:38pm On Sep 12, 2019
Davash222:

You get entertained when you watch football, I get entertained when I watch Wrestling.
I stopped watching wrestling since I became an adult due to it being staged. But you made valid, smashing points. The major reason we watch sports is entertainment. The rest na plus
Romance / Re: ‘I Am Broke, Not Hungry’ – Girl To Boyfriend After Sending Her N10K by samsam2019: 4:17pm On Sep 12, 2019
Cutehector:
Lol the last time I met such ladies was last year.. This year my standards have increased, if you ain't working, if you are still a student, if you are corp member, if you have less than 100k in your account, i'm sorry, we ain't getting into any relationship or friendship.
your head
Politics / Re: Yahaya Bello Visits Tinubu, Does The 4+4 Sign With Him (Photos) by samsam2019: 1:54pm On Sep 11, 2019
A won eleribu meji
Politics / Re: Ajimobi Loses At Tribunal by samsam2019: 1:49pm On Sep 11, 2019
post=82109697:
It is a always good and refreshing to see that we have a President who does not intervene in the rule of law.

Elections In Nigeria now,
There is no need to fear.
Why? Because the will of Nigerians will not be subverted. Never! A President once told us in this country that the coming polls would be do or die.
Not with President Buhari. Fair is fair. No foul play. Under his watch, his political party, the All Progressives Congress (APC) has lost gubernatorial elections in Bayelsa, Oyo State and Anambra states.
At the last Council of States meeting, Gov Willie Obiano publicly registered his appreciation to President Buhari, for the level playing ground he made available during the election in his state. With do or die apostles, and a certain political party in power, such would never happen. Not with their garrison mentality. All states are territories that must be conquered, willy-nilly.

APC has won gubernatorial positions under Buhari in Kogi, Ondo and Edo states. The victories were fair and square. The party lost in Bayelsa, Oyo, Anambra etc.
This President would never manipulate victory for anyone, not even his own party. And you ask us not to trust him?
We will, and no mistake.


God bless our darling Daddy President Muhammadu Buhari.
God bless Nigeria.
when you tossers want to big the loser you support you bring in OBJ because you know he's surely the best president in the history of Nigeria. But then failure attracts failure. Its no wonder you support buhari who has failed in every aspect of governance.




May the rest of your life be exactly the same way buhari has ruled over Nigeria
Celebrities / Re: Maureen Esisi Speaks On Crashed Marriage To Blossom Chukwujekwu by samsam2019: 4:03pm On Sep 10, 2019
Eleribu, see her large forehead like xenophobia dstv dish

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Romance / Re: How Can I Reduce The Love I Have For This Lady? by samsam2019: 11:07pm On Aug 25, 2019
adetoroamos:
We met around February and we have been doing some intimacy things but i notice she had two kids from different man which I confirmed, but she’s all over my head that am so much in love and am trying to reduce the love or emotions i have for her.

Can you please advice me on how not to get to much emotional to her anymore?


hmmmmmmmm
Family / Re: How My Brother Learnt His Lesson In A Hard Way After Marrying A Lady by samsam2019: 11:47pm On Aug 24, 2019
Marriage eh?





Lol

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Sports / Re: Leo Or Cristiano? Supercomputer Thinks Messi Is 'much Better' Than Ronaldo by samsam2019: 5:40am On Aug 21, 2019
Khaleell001:


Youth level success?

And because he couldn't stomach losing over and over again in South America your GOAT was banned for mouthing off trash against is Football federation.

youth level success. As if ronaldo won any of it
Sports / Re: Leo Or Cristiano? Supercomputer Thinks Messi Is 'much Better' Than Ronaldo by samsam2019: 11:03pm On Aug 20, 2019
Khaleell001:


Another weak point.
Ronaldo and zizuo where known for their performance at country level and a bit at club(in the case of Zizuo,wining the 2001 UCL with that slicer against Leverkrusen) .

Nobody says Messi isn't good, but Ronaldo has replicated his performance everywhere he goes and trophies to show for it, but Messi just one local champion.

Base on replication, team output and goal scoring ability at a higher level (National level, WC and UCL) Ronaldo holds the candle.
Messi has already done more for his country than Ronaldo ever did for Portugal.


Messi has an Olympic gold, u20 world cup and golden ball, senior world cup silver and golden ball, copa America silver and golden ball. He's also his country's all time top scorer.


Now you see why I consider it idiotic when people say Messi did nothing for Argentina, when he was the tournament's best player 3x while playing for same Argentina



Also, name a tournament ronaldo played for Portugal and he was the best player of the tournament.



Truth is; ronaldo rides on the waves of his teammates while Messi creates the wave and rides the storm for Argentina too

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Politics / Re: Ambode’s Lawyers: We Foiled EFCC Plot Of Planting Foreign Currency In His House by samsam2019: 10:52pm On Aug 20, 2019
Commentor:
Story.

Wouldn't Ambode's house be covered by CCTV?
some questions are s stupid they don't deserve an answer

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Sports / Re: Leo Or Cristiano? Supercomputer Thinks Messi Is 'much Better' Than Ronaldo by samsam2019: 10:12pm On Aug 20, 2019
Mentorkaryhm:
A real king doesn't control one jungle. Show me a great player that played only in one league. You can mention skills, dribbles and scoring abilities, but don't let all these be synonymous to a particular environment.
Using every parts of the body in goal scoring is also a factor to considered.
Right legs
Left legs
Head.
Franco Baresi and Paolo Maldini were considered the greatest defenders ever and both played for just one club.


You don't have to move around to prove your greatness. You don't expect Brad Pitt to leave Hollywood for Bollywood just t prove a stupid and senseless point.

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Sports / Re: Leo Or Cristiano? Supercomputer Thinks Messi Is 'much Better' Than Ronaldo by samsam2019: 10:08pm On Aug 20, 2019
Anybody with half a football brain will know Messi far far better than ronaldo.



The reason for this argument proves the world is filled with football illiterates.


When it comes to football alone, I have never in my lifetime seen a player as good as Messi. Not even Zizou, not Ronaldo De Lima. The man is simply peerless

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Phones / Re: 5 Things You Didn't Know That Drains Your Phone Battery by samsam2019: 11:12pm On Aug 19, 2019
Fvckmoderators:
Ps3 for sale:15k
I'm interested
Business / Re: Power Bank For Laptops And Other Household Appliances by samsam2019: 10:49pm On Aug 18, 2019
kellyboo:
Be power independent
Hello bro. Will the small one work in a betting shop?
Family / Re: My Wife Is A Cheat. I Need Advice by samsam2019: 5:40am On Aug 16, 2019
My british friend would say there's no fool like an old fool.




You don't need any advise, you already know what to do before you married that wh0re.


P.s you should also know why your business and finances are down

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Phones / Re: HarmonyOS: In Your Face.... Android Apologists. by samsam2019: 12:13am On Aug 10, 2019
Jake420:

S9+ has wireless charging not reverse my mistake but you're saying they stole it from them like companies don't adjust with their competitors you know Samsung had water resistance since s5 long before Huawei did and also had dual cameras before them.
But my guy you just compared a11 bionic chip to sd855 i thought something was wrong when you ignored my last comment when I talked about inferior display lack of headphone Jack and so on but after seeing you compare sd,855 with a11 i can now see your intellect is God tier hence no point in continuing this argument with someone so intellectually inclined as yourself you're on a higher level(iq 1000) so I'll answer someone else no vex newton
stop all these back and forth. You're arguing with an ostrich
Family / Re: My Wife Changed 2 Weeks After Wedding!! by samsam2019: 12:10am On Aug 04, 2019
All these an you stil refer to that animal as your wife

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