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Politics / Re: Insecurity: Uzodinma Takes Refuge In Abuja by SAMTOBIJU(m): 11:59am On Apr 30, 2021
Armaggedon:
This is an impeachable offense
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Even the house of assembly members that will impeach him have run out of town too...
Religion / Re: Father Mbaka: Hope Uzodinma No Longer Picks My Calls by SAMTOBIJU(m): 9:49pm On Apr 26, 2021
He will remember you when he want to run for second term
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Sobic Microfinance Bank by SAMTOBIJU(m): 10:48am On Apr 24, 2021
Please don't. Sobic is not a good microfinance bank at all. Staff welfare is completely zero. I know someone who worked there for a short period of time, it was a terrible experience.

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Politics / Re: Why I Am Shocked And Saddened – Buhari by SAMTOBIJU(m): 8:30pm On Apr 19, 2021
Romanoff:
Nigeria now has three capitals. One in Chad, one in Niger and the administrative capital is Abuja.

Who do us this thing?
. Your comment is 100% on point.
NYSC / Re: Has NYSC Destroyed Your Relationship Before? Tell Us Your Story by SAMTOBIJU(m): 7:59pm On Apr 16, 2021
calculator123:
NYSC is a revealer of character.

I did my orientation in Yikpata Kwara, 2019, and I can tell you that a large percentage of Nigerian youths are sexually loose, male and female.

Before NYSC, I was single as letter "I", so no relationship was destroyed but I guess I destroyed some grin. Smashed Hawawu in camp, smashed Nkechi Tsaragi, Smashed Bolatito Ilorin. Just these 3, sadly, they were in a relationship. I had pity on their BFs Sha.

If you have a boo/bae going for service, just know it's a 70-30 chance.

Shalom

Cc Olalekank
.. .yikpata. What a place to camp. 2014 batch C. Na male and female dey inside same hostel. No shame. We all bath outside together. My Bonk mate then was a female. Even the then NYSC DG came, Johnson Olawumi, he said prisoners are better than us. He almost lock down the camp if not for Gov Ahmed sudden intervention. What an experience

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NYSC / Re: Has NYSC Destroyed Your Relationship Before? Tell Us Your Story by SAMTOBIJU(m): 7:08pm On Apr 16, 2021
Shakathezulu1:

Barrack girls like corpers die. Na 4 uncompleted buildings @ night,we dey lash dem, whenever they come fetch water. Na GOD dey help parents train kids for inside barracks,even sojo wives are not left out for this kpanshing parole.
. You are 100% on point. Sojo wives are not left out at all ooo.
NYSC / Re: Has NYSC Destroyed Your Relationship Before? Tell Us Your Story by SAMTOBIJU(m): 7:06pm On Apr 16, 2021
Muhylonaire007:


Lmao... It seems there is always something about barracks and corpers. I served in Ekehuan barracks in Edo state. I won't say anything grin grin grin
... Served in sobi barracks Ilorin, same story.

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Sports / Re: Why I Returned To Kano Pillars – Ahmed Musa by SAMTOBIJU(m): 9:14pm On Apr 14, 2021
Katcall:
he's stranded
. Stranded ke. Am literally rolling on the floor over this your comment ooo
Politics / Re: Makinde Is PDP Leader – Fayose Concedes by SAMTOBIJU(m): 8:04pm On Apr 12, 2021
tishbite41:
Oyo agberos don reset dis one head. Hin think sey na only him dey mad.
. You got me laughing so hard with this comment. Werey get levels

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Politics / Re: Fayemimo Burial: Buratai, Royal Fathers, Olowu Of Kuta, Others Spotted (Photos) by SAMTOBIJU(m): 2:22pm On Apr 11, 2021
In a good country, where should buratai be abeg
Politics / Re: Mele Kyari: NNPC To Construct Africa's Largest Gas-Powered Plant In Maiduguri by SAMTOBIJU(m): 8:48pm On Apr 10, 2021
michlins:
Where will the gas be coming from? This administration is plain stupid. The insane amount of money it will cost to lay pipe from South to far North will be enough to establish very big solar system in same North and it will forever solve their power issues.


The the South can use gas from oil rigs that are flared.
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Who advises these people
. God bless you Big for this comment. Our leaders way of thinking just tire me
Politics / Re: Aisha Buhari Rakes In ₦155 Million At Book Launch by SAMTOBIJU(m): 12:00pm On Apr 09, 2021
OOzz:
She go buy plenty dildô be that, since the mannequin can no longer perform
...... Yahaya bello never die na
Politics / Re: Osinbajo Tells Akali Baba To Restore Public Trust And Confidence In Police Force by SAMTOBIJU(m): 7:53pm On Apr 07, 2021
Militant30:
From 1999 till date IGP ARASE is the best we had and the worst goes to Ibrahim Idriss.
. 100% on point. If there is any IGP that deserve extension in office, it is Arase
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is Misbehaving by SAMTOBIJU(m): 3:46pm On Apr 07, 2021
SimplyFacts:
My Ex once complained that I've stopped calling & sending love texts like I used to do. I just told her that only Bleep-boys/play-boys do that regularly,,, weytin dey my mind pass sitting down to compose love texts up&dan tongue




Some already mentioned on Lala's thread that it's enough to go round.

O de ba olugbon, o mu mo 'ra ni oo.

Take heart in advance.
. You are wicked wahali...
Romance / Re: Was It The Sex That Killed The Relationship? by SAMTOBIJU(m): 5:34am On Mar 24, 2021
Exodora:

Somebody cannot come and practice what she learnt from the class again .
Actually she wanted to know how the blocking thing works.
. This your comment got me rolling on the floor with laughter
Business / Re: Dangote Cement To Pay Over ₦97 Billion In Corporate Tax For 2020 Financial Year by SAMTOBIJU(m): 5:27am On Mar 24, 2021
No comment. The person below might have something to say
Politics / Re: Amotekun Seizes Another 300 Cows In Ondo by SAMTOBIJU(m): 4:08pm On Mar 23, 2021
The amotekun commander in Ondo state is the most active of them all. The rest need to go learn one or two things from him

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Celebrities / Re: Paul Okoye And His Wife, Anita Celebrate 7th Wedding Anniversary (Photos) by SAMTOBIJU(m): 5:48pm On Mar 22, 2021
Still a fan of Peter. Psquare or peter.

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Politics / Re: IPMAN Kicks Over N42 Billion Debt, Threatens To Disrupt Fuel Supply by SAMTOBIJU(m): 2:20pm On Mar 20, 2021
When will this tussle be over between all this petroleum power bloc and federal government.
Politics / Re: FIRS N1.4bn Refreshment Budget Reckless, Insensitive –TI, Others by SAMTOBIJU(m): 12:49pm On Mar 15, 2021
1.4Billion in a time like this. Are they feeding their staff breakfast, lunch and dinner ni? Am speechless
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Nets 770 Official Career Goals, Surpasses Pele by SAMTOBIJU(m): 12:39pm On Mar 15, 2021
DenreleDave:


Failure defending failure.. Get the fvck outta here...

Useless Ronaldo that cudnt score a goal against Porto.... Failurenaldo.

He has bulk of failed supporters also
. Am sure you have not achieve 10% of his achievement Mr Failure. Go and hustle and make something for yourself instead of sulking over Ronaldo that don't know if you exist...
Romance / Re: My Fiancee Likes Giving Out Her Number To Men, What Should I Do? by SAMTOBIJU(m): 10:22pm On Mar 10, 2021
Michelle55:
Ndo my brother.. Trouble no dey finish for our kontri. Just bear with the babe until she feels okay because I can tell you she's not okay now. E get as her body dey do her, by the time 2 or more guys don succeed in visiting Jerusalem, e go clear for her eyes and you can have your woman back by then. I pray heaven grants you strength to wait it out.
....Nothing but the truth...

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Politics / Re: Top 10 Nigerian Politicians Who Want To Be President In 2023 by SAMTOBIJU(m): 7:16pm On Mar 04, 2021
Akathriel:
1.) Atiku: No way. There's nothing more dangerous than a desperate man who has nothing to lose. I know some sycophants around him must have been deceiving him with the story of Abraham Lincoln who endured a steady stream of failure & defeat before becoming the President of the "United States of Taliban" but unfortunately, this is Nigeria and not Amerika; besides - his records as the chairman of the National Council on Privatization during the Obasanjo administration has already given us a glimpse of what to expect from his Presidency.

2.) Tinubu: A bad product way worse than Atiku. A Drug dealing, blood drinking, heroine snorting traitor who won't hesitate to sell the entire Country for a measly pot of porridge. This Iragbiji bastard who exhumed, dusted, packaged & foisted the current "mistake" on us has never been remorseful for taking Nigeria 500years backward, but now aspires to be the President.

His inglorious witch of a wife: 3-term Senator.
His daughter: Iyaloja of Lagos State.
His son-in-law: Federal Rep Member.
His brother: Oando CEO (fronting for Tinubu).
His Cronies: Thieves, Corrupt Kings & Touts.
His son: Largest stakeholder in LCC and the impending Governor of Lagos State.

Is the Tinubu family the only family in Yorubaland? Even if he & his family members think they carry 20heads on their necks, we shall decapitate all of them.

Nigeria will go the way of Iraq, Afghanistan, Somalia & Syria and then burn to ashes than to have Tinubu at the helm.

For those who may not have the indepth knowledge about the ugly & stinking personality of this rotten-teeth monster, I recommend Yinka Odumakin's article:

Portrait of the Tiger Ambode Rode.

A very long but interesting read.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/neusroom.com/portrait-of-the-tiger-ambode-rode-by-yinka-odumakin/amp/

3.) Bagudu: A close associate of Gen. Sani Abacha and the kingpin of Abacha's money-laundry schemes. In other words, Bagudu was the gasoline that ran Abacha's money-laundry engines. His fingerprints are everywhere that Abacha laundered money; and to think that this same Fulani Bastard is now the elected Governor of Kebbi State is beyond disbelief.

4.) Fayemi: A Fulani stooge and a traitor to the Yoruba people. This bastard was somewhere in the UK lecturing before he was called upon to come & contest as Governor in Ekiti State.

When he was made the Minister of Mines and Steel Development, charged with the duty of resuscitating the Ajaokuta Steel Industry, he was busy giving fake press conference on monthly basis about its concession and therefore ended as a failure.

The is the same bastard who, during his first tenure as Ekiti Governor, bought 50Million Naira mattresses for he & his stupid wife at the Government House.

5.) El-Rufai: The Terrorist-in-Chief.

You think Buhari is a tribalistic, nepotistic religious fanatic? Wait till you see El-Rufai in action. El-Rufai is Buhari raised to power hundred.

Remember Dr. Obadiah Mailafia's statement that "Repentant Terrorists Named One Northern Governor As Boko Haram Commander" ? Yes! You guessed right.

http://saharareporters.com/2020/08/11/repentant-terrorists-named-one-northern-governor-boko-haram-commander-says-former-cbn

To get a clear picture of El-Rufai's callousness; in 2018, he organized a peace meeting with the King of Adara Kingdom in Southern Kaduna, and on his way back home, the King, his wife and driver were abducted by El-Rufai's mercenaries known as Bandits.

The driver was allowed to go. The Bandits raped his wife in his presence before letting her go, and after collecting a ransom of 10Million Naira - Th King was brutally murdered.

That wasn't enough.

On hearing about the killing of their King, the elders and people of Adara Kingdom staged a huge protest.

And El-Rufai had them all arrested & imprisoned for a year without facing trials.

6.) Bakare: I don't need to say much about Tunde Bakare. His "double-tongued" reputation precedes him.

He was recently subtly campaigning for Tinubu after he had condemned & shaded him in the past.

In 2006, Bakare gave a prophesy that did not come to pass by prophesying (wrongly) that “Let me tell you the truth by the spirit of God, neither OBJ, Atiku, IBB and this tall one, Buhari are part of the new. They are part of the old that is decaying. That old one is passing away. The new is emerging and these ones are not part of that new.”

And after claiming that God’s Holy Spirit told him Muhammadu Buhari was part of Nigeria’s decaying past, this same Pastor Bakare went ahead to accept to be the running mate of the Muhammadu Buhari who was "not part of the new" in 2011.

7.) Amosun: There's just little difference between Amosun & Tinubu and that's the reason they do not get along. This Bastard and his predecessor (Gbenga Daniel) turned Ijebu-Ode into the den of Cultists.

8.) Umahi: No Igbo man will rule Nigeria simply because the only Geo-Political zone that will vote for an Igbo candidate is the South East. The handwriting is on the wall.

9.) Bello: I don't have to waste my precious time & energy on this bastard. Just read the article below.

Yahaya Bello: Five Years In Office, Five Years Of Humanitarian Disaster And Waste In Kogi State By Usman Okai Austin

http://saharareporters.com/2021/01/27/yahaya-bello-five-years-office-five-years-humanitarian-disaster-and-waste-kogi-state

10.) Nwajuiba: Same as Umahi.


SOLUTION: Rather than taking 10 steps forward and 2000 steps backward and running in endless circles every four years; the dissolution & balkanization of this entity called Nigeria will be the best decision made by the citizens.

But I'm afraid it will never be achieved through speeches and peaceful resolutions but ONLY by Iron & Blood.
. The whole Nigeria brewery for you jare. 100% on point...

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Politics / Re: PDP Promises To Provide Guidance, Set Agenda For Abdulrasheed Bawa by SAMTOBIJU(m): 8:54pm On Feb 25, 2021
See talk. Both APC and PDP politicians suppose to be cooling off in EFCC cell if the commission is not toothless

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Politics / Re: NNPC Must Account For N1.3 Trillion Alleged Illegal Deductions, Reps Insist by SAMTOBIJU(m): 10:42am On Feb 24, 2021
See money, yet our FG will be saying the country is broke. Imagine the amount of money that will be in the account of top directors in NNPC. It can feed lot of families 3 square meal. It is well.
Celebrities / Re: Omah Lay Robbed Of His Laptop, Microphone and Sound Equipment At The Airport by SAMTOBIJU(m): 8:48am On Feb 19, 2021
Please that should not stop you from releasing more hit songs o. Big fan

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Politics / Re: South-West PDP Crisis: Ladoja To Wade Into Makinde, Fayose Rift by SAMTOBIJU(m): 4:14pm On Feb 17, 2021
For those rumor mongers saying Ladoja is no longer behind Makinde, the joke is on you. Ladoja and Makinde are 5&6.

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Politics / Re: Lagos Auctions Forfeited Vehicles, Sells Toyota Corolla For ₦6.5 Million by SAMTOBIJU(m): 9:12pm On Feb 16, 2021
LMS1:
Dat Dirty Corolla For N6m?
I For Beta Buy 3 New Nissan Micra Take Do Taxi For Ibadan.
Smh...
. Your head is there. 3 crates of Gulder for you abeg
Politics / Re: Oyo Crisis: 20 Buried In Ibadan, 5,000 Take Refuge by SAMTOBIJU(m): 10:46pm On Feb 15, 2021
NaijaMutant:
In the words of el-rufai



Yoruba done buy market.

It will be better they all park and vacate Oyo state before Fulani reprisal.
. You are very sick upstairs. If they don't vacate, come and vacate them. Senseless post
Politics / Re: #StopKilingNortherners & #StopOyoMassacre - Arewa Twitter by SAMTOBIJU(m): 9:28am On Feb 15, 2021
Arewa1stSon:


You see how these people reason?? What's different between the educated ones among them and the bloody illiterate hoodlums killing innocent people on the street of ibadan??

So because a particular Hausa man somewhere had a fight with a Yoruba man... And end up beating the hell out of the Yoruba man which result to his death.

You now Carry arms... Going round and killing any Hausa man you come across... Burning their means of livehood.

You are even justifying this Barbaric act??

You are justifying the killing of innocent Hausas who don't even know that there's a Yoruba man fighting a Hausa man!!

This is the end of it.... Even the so called educated folks in the west feels its OK to attack northerners because a Yoruba man died while fighting a Hausa man.

OK ooo
. You people are sick, so you can lament like this. Now you are the victim abi. Why not condemn your fellow brother that beat a pregnant woman I'm front of her shop or that stab a cobbler who was trying to stop him from beating the pregnant woman. No tribe as monopoly of madness...Get that to your skull

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Politics / Re: At Last, Fight Within APC - The Nation by SAMTOBIJU(m): 8:52pm On Feb 14, 2021
It is getting interesting. Even the powerful bloc too have join the wailers community. Na una put Buhari on us, we must wail the wail together. 2023 never come, they don dey wail.

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Politics / Re: PDP: It’s Shameful To Arrest, Arraign Protesters But Pamper Terrorists by SAMTOBIJU(m): 3:46pm On Feb 14, 2021
It is well

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