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Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Samtolly4JESUS(m): 12:04pm On Oct 17, 2013
Ifyx: an agg of 210 wıll land u a course ın oau,ıtz no longa 200...

Its 200 and not 210 bro..... They are courses with 200 as its cutoff......
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Samtolly4JESUS(m): 12:02pm On Oct 17, 2013
Tswagz10: I got 193 in my oau putme do i ave any hope of admission into oau?
Bro, its a minimum of 200 as an aggregate sire
Education / Re: Nairaland Annual Educational Debate Competition(planning thread) by Samtolly4JESUS(m): 3:24pm On Oct 16, 2013
Samtolly4Jesus: Geniuses are Born, Not made. (Against.)

cool cool
Education / Re: Nairaland Annual Educational Debate Competition(planning thread) by Samtolly4JESUS(m): 12:36pm On Oct 16, 2013
I'd like to write against 'Geniuses are Born, not made. '
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Samtolly4JESUS(m): 10:44am On Oct 16, 2013
benatex: ASUU strike likely to be called off in the next one
week if the news i saw yesterday night is anything to
go by. In the news;
>>FG met with ASUU. The meeting had VP Sambo,
Chairman Faggae and Vice Chancellors of universities
present.
>>FG agreed to increase released allowance bonus
from N30B to N40B.
>>Also, the FG agreed to increase the released
university funding fee from N150B to N200B and said
that will just be a starter.
>>ASUU Chairman appreciated the VP for his
intervention and promises to get back to his members
to know the fate of the lingering industrial action.
He said he will get back to the FG after the sallah
break.
# MyOpinion: If ASUU rejects this offer once again,
we should be ready for a complete overhaul of the
system. It's well!

Seconded bro.
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Samtolly4JESUS(m): 9:17am On Oct 16, 2013
Double Post.

By The Way,

Why this thread kon dry like this na?? angry
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Samtolly4JESUS(m): 9:16am On Oct 16, 2013
A jobless man applied for the job of
"office boy" at Microsoft.
The HR interviewed him then watched him
cleaning the floor as a test. "You are employed" he
said. "Give me your e-mail address and I'll send
you the forms to fill in as well as when you may
start". The man replied "But I don't have a
computer, neither an email." "I'm sorry", said the
HR manager, "If you don't have an email, that
means u do not exist. And who doesn't exist,
cannot have the job."
The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know
what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then
decided to go to the supermarket & buy a 10Kg
tomato crate. He then sold the tomatoes in a door
to door round. In less than two hours, he
succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the
operation three times, and returned home with
$60. The man realized that he can survive this
way, and started to go everyday earlier and
return late. Thus, his money doubled or tripled
everyday.
Shortly, he bought a car,then a truck, then he had
his own fleet of delivery vehicles. 5 years later,
the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the
US .
He started to plan his family's future, and decided
to have a life Insurance. He called an insurance
broker, and chose a protection plan.
When the conversation was concluded, the broker
asked him his email. The man replied, "I don't
have an email." The broker answered curiously,
"You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded
to build an empire. Can you imagine what you
could have been if you had an email?!"
The man thought for a while and replied, "Yes, I'd
be an office boy at Microsoft!"

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Education / Re: Nairaland Annual Educational Debate Competition(planning thread) by Samtolly4JESUS(m): 8:31pm On Oct 15, 2013
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Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Samtolly4JESUS(m): 5:59pm On Oct 14, 2013
ade.shola:
o Lord God, use ur mighty hand to write ur own admission list of oau on the e-portal in the name of Jesus Christ

AMEN!
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Samtolly4JESUS(m): 10:53am On Oct 14, 2013
Great Expectations!! cheesy cheesy

cool cool
Nairaland / General / Re: Zodiac Traits do they really reflect in your character by Samtolly4JESUS(m): 1:41pm On Oct 13, 2013
emmyoha87:

Mr Fynestboi if you take a good look @ d descriptions of traits in all d Zodaic signs u wld see a pattern that repeats itself. They all are the same group of traits only coined in different adjectives,if U take a look @ all d various Zodaic traits U wld see a bit urself in them all.
Final Verdict:::Zodaic signs either true or false were coined by someone smart enough to understand the helpless human need for guidance and damn did he do a good job,just enjoy the fun it brings but don't dwell on them,it deprieves you of your ability to fill the blank page of a new day.

A million likes!
Nairaland / General / Re: Zodiac Traits do they really reflect in your character by Samtolly4JESUS(m): 10:35pm On Oct 12, 2013
I Personally think these zodiac signs of a thing are psychological propaganda.

You can innocently exhibit any of the signs without representing the zodiac month.

I cease to believe only an April-Born is destined to be a leader.

#my thought though.
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Samtolly4JESUS(m): 10:21pm On Oct 12, 2013
emmyeuler1: what's going on here?.....where are the members of this thread?

We're here sire!

Plucking Olastep's fresh Mangoes!
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Samtolly4JESUS(m): 6:40pm On Oct 12, 2013
papindinho: Barry, u dey whistle in broad daylight. Abeg no let snake ejo come here o. #Yorubas go understand wetin I mean

grin

Errm ogami, snake noe dey our side oo

Na Mango Banana Iceland I dey live oo cheesy cheesy
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Samtolly4JESUS(m): 1:11pm On Oct 12, 2013
#whistling by.............

Happy Weekend!
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Samtolly4JESUS(m): 8:41am On Oct 11, 2013
Osasu99:
Good mornig yall future OAU students i am a part one microbiology student of OAU n i must say i hate the fact that i chose the school their academic calender slow die imagine we were still doing first semester exams when the strike caught us if when skuls like unn uniben etc were about to start their 2nd semester exams.i heard unilorin freshers just resumed by january they should be writing thier first semester exams n if this strike continues till december i would now be in the same level with them(instead) of being one year ahead
Having said that OAU is still one of the best skulls in nigeria n i prefer it to my state's UNIBEN but the slow pace of academic activites sucks
Congrats to those already given admission n to those waiting don't lose hope i for one was admitted in january(2013)
i wish yall the best as u journey into Great ife!cool


Almost everyone knew this bro. Thanks for the reiteration anyways.
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Samtolly4JESUS(m): 7:11am On Oct 11, 2013
^^^^^ Learning.............

#Kudos to the Bosses and Bossresess!
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Samtolly4JESUS(m): 8:27pm On Oct 09, 2013
FelcoCom: on dis thread

Thread is useless without a needle in the hand on a seasoned Tailor......
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Samtolly4JESUS(m): 8:22pm On Oct 09, 2013
FelcoCom: here is nairaland



comon join d game


Game on!
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Samtolly4JESUS(m): 8:16pm On Oct 09, 2013
FelcoCom:
danced is also d past tense of dance...


how i wish people wud say wat david said

WHO AM I

'I am Yours'......... Casting Crowns...
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Samtolly4JESUS(m): 7:56pm On Oct 09, 2013
FelcoCom: later can b when

When the Spirit of The Lord is Upon My Soul, I'll dance like David Danced!
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Samtolly4JESUS(m): 7:42pm On Oct 09, 2013
FelcoCom: check ursef if u r stil in faith...its a sayin
.

Saying that made me had a rethink over a issue.
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Samtolly4JESUS(m): 7:33pm On Oct 09, 2013
FelcoCom: connectd you were buh its astonishin....hope u r always


Always 8 hours long! No pain, no check!
Nairaland / General / Re: Chatroom for LIBRA by Samtolly4JESUS(m): 7:27pm On Oct 09, 2013
I thought Librans are between the scale of September 23 and October 22?
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Samtolly4JESUS(m): 10:43am On Oct 09, 2013
smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Samtolly4JESUS(m): 6:23am On Oct 09, 2013
Happy BirthDay to Phil. FB.

Wishing you more of this in good health anf soundness of mind as Christ Liveth..........

Share TemiTope23's Cake with me....... wink
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Samtolly4JESUS(m): 10:42pm On Oct 08, 2013
FelcoCom:





indeed we r getin out of dis thread..wat r u guys doin as work for now

Now Go to bed!
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Samtolly4JESUS(m): 10:38pm On Oct 08, 2013
Harrisonn:

you are wrong quotes... How can you pay your boss??




cool cool cool

Boss indeed cheesy
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Samtolly4JESUS(m): 10:31pm On Oct 08, 2013
FelcoCom: model indeed..r u a
man.U
fan

Fan me harder boy!

I'm paying you! cheesy
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Samtolly4JESUS(m): 10:18pm On Oct 08, 2013
FelcoCom: fine boy lyk u wud steal d show

Show me the thief here undecided
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Samtolly4JESUS(m): 9:51pm On Oct 08, 2013
Fynestboi: church at this late hour are u going for vigil?

Vigil aint meant for bedwetters like Harrison.

Unless he'll use Diaper. That I forbid for him.
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Samtolly4JESUS(m): 9:39pm On Oct 08, 2013
Harrisonn:

Before you go to bed tonite, make sure you pray.


cool cool


Pray so that you won't bedwet as usual.

cool cool

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