₦airaland Forum

stunningjudy:
Op, this is how I make mine
1. Cut tomatoes, pepper and onion.
2. Boil the meat
3. Pour lil meat stock in a pot, once it starts boiling, pour groundnut oil and the tomatoes, pepper and onion.
4. Put the spices u like
5. Put ur fresh tomatoes and salt.
6. If its too thick, pour more water and oil.
I hope this helps

Babymama1:
Because they know it is fake
They couldn't embed the result in their write up but sent us to a link
Now the link is missing entirely
Hahaha


http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/175384-breaking-katsina-college-releases-buharis-%E2%80%8Bwasc-results.html

Proxy001:
A plane was about to crash and there were only four parachutes in the plane. Meanwhile there were five passengers in it .The first passenger was Cristiano Ronaldo and he said: I'm the best footballer, I cant die now". So he took one parachute and jumped out of the plane.The second passenger was Aliko Dangote and he said "I'm the richest man in Africa and I'm too young to die". So he took the second parachute and jumped out of the plane.The third passenger was President Jonathanand he said: " I'm the smartest president in the world so I can't die now, my people still need me". So he took one and jumped out of the plane.Then the remaining two passengers left werePope Francis and a little school girl.The Pope said to the little girl "take the last parachute, I'll sacrifice my life for you".The little girl replied "No need for that. There are two parachutes left".The Pope asked "How come?"The little girl replied; "The Nigerian presidenttook my school bag".

lepasharon:

Kenneth205:
Sad..

Diariz Nofinq In Dz Life Sha...


[size=16pt] No one Knows When He is Gonna Die!!! [/size]

PhockPhockMan:
Hypocrite, do you say this trash each time you hear TANoids, TANists, saTANist. Mtcheeeew.

NapoIeon:
Barcanista is a bastard

Buhari is a certified terrorist
Apc is BOKOHARAM
Gej till 2019

eaglechild:
Please I implore people to gather in their thousands

Call on everyone to come out, the young and old, men and women.

And when you do, open your ears and listen, listen to the incoherent and stuttering puppet you rally behind and ask yourself if this is what you want for Nigeria?


I hope some one gets the video.

twosquare:
ok, I will patronise you very soon.

twosquare:
do you provide cover services suitable for createspace?

Firefire:
Eran iya

Fellow Nigerians,

Do not be carried away by all this media noises of APC.

The solution to Nigeria remains with Dr. Goodluck Jonathan.

emusmith:
I still believe this is possible.
Some ladies exist that could do this. Yes! I don't know if they're on NairaLand sha but I know they're alive somewhere.
You can call them Love Doctors. They are the ones R.Kelly was referring to when he sang that song titled, "WHEN A WOMAN LOVES"

Guys, if you find such ones, you'll be walking on the streets smiling. People will be like, Is this man mad? Yes! You're madly in love with your wife.

Follow me as I highlight Seven Sweet Extras A Wife Does For Her Husband

NOTE: This is not applicable to all males/ females.


1. Cutting his toenails.

She notices your toenails growing so long and you know, some men don't care about "little things" like that. She does it for him. At that moment, she is in charge of his heart! She is 50% sure of getting whatever she wants. DON'T MAKE THAT YOUR AIM.


2. Jumping and Playing on his back

Stop being an adult all of a sudden! Play and leap on his back.
One of many things a man loves but much familiarity and 'over maturity' won't let him know how to even spew it out of his mouth is this.
She better not be robust, lol...Even if she's robust, the man can still manage it...



3. Feeding him

This is especially when he is not too strong... Even when he is sound, doing it brings flavour to your relationship and give him the butterfly feeling. No matter how "ajekpako" he is, he loves it. He loves the feeling. Give it to him. Put the garri in his mouth. That's how to take a man's heart. Not by dragging rights!


4. Helping him knot his tye

This may look foreign, but No! It is not meant for the first five months of your marriage only. Some ladies came to me to teach them how to knot a tie- they want to be doing this for their husband.
It's fun and it shows love!

5. Massaging his laps and legs

Sometimes, your man returns from early morning road work or even from work. You see him complaining of how his laps are so heavy. Give him a massage. Massage his laps, legs and toes, if possible.


6. Constantly Packaging
Food in his food flask to work.

My friend's aunty does this. He packs for the children and the husband too. The husband so much talk about her in the office, other men get intimidated and employed the scheme, lol! This man loves his wife! They are not soooo wealthy...She works o. The man comes from work every day to get a glass of juice first, then bathroom and food...TV and bed. The man too will perform well on bed by force na...

7. Welcoming him with a peck from work as she takes his suit.

If it is good for the goose then it is good for the gander. It is not just a "White People" thing. It is a practice that could change your husband's treatment of you.


He loves you whether you do these things or not BUT when you train yourself to do them, he will not only love you, He will LIKE you.

LIKING someone is admiring the person.
He may love you just for peace to reign and the law demands it.
But for him to really really really LIKE you, you have to somehow go out of your way to do some LITTLE EXTRAs to HELPing him better.


DON'T SAY YOU CAN'T TRY THIS FOR A NIGERIAN MAN. It is a lie! Love has no language. It is the language you give it that it assumes. Love is universal. If it works for that white lady, it will work for you because we are the same.

Have a nice day.

Udmaster:
President Goodluck Jonathan is the Best Head Of State in Nigeria since 1999 Democracy.
All sectors in Nigeria have been touched in a positive way.
Nigeria is the Largest Economy in Africa now.
New Federal Universities/TETfund projects.
Railway sector is been reformed.
Polio is a thing of the past with many fed. Hospital ben rehabilitated and reformed.
He supported the Agricultural sector and Power generation have improved.

Just my 2cent.

correctguy0900:
u sound too unreal. so o even if u d only one ur mum has in dis world to take care of her, under close watch if her condition requires it, u would rent one room for her apart to die in loneliness. it could even b a medical requirement dat she b under d close watch of a loved one coz some certain ailments could b exacerbated by loneliness. u would rather leave ur mum to die coz of ur selfishness.

my grand mum stayed in our house till she passed on coz my dad could not leave her lovely mum who became too weak to care for herself to die like dat. though it was difficult for my mum, she had to understand dat it was her fate. it was d choice left

if I am my mum's only choice in dis world to survive, I will do like my dad because it will b wicked not to do so.

correctguy0900:
wot if d situation becomes unavoidable such dat ur mum got some issues and u obviously appear to b d only one she could reside with. there r conditions like dat where u become d only close person available she can find a safe haven