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TravelRe: Nigerians Abroad Share Funny Incidents Of Culture Shock. by samwash(m): 12:05pm On Apr 17, 2021
One tin when shook me pass
You buy cloth for shop, you return ham after 2wks , them still give you change ontop the mata, say the cloth price don reduce since you buy ham.
I wonder if a very honest Nigerian will do that.
They will say God don answer their prayers.
Am not sure if I will do that either.
TravelRe: Nigerians Abroad Share Funny Incidents Of Culture Shock. by samwash(m): 11:52am On Apr 17, 2021
I think that sane environment is were I belong to.
Na so I pass one Baba in the morning ooo I greet ham, not up to an hr again I passed without greeting,the Baba don dey tag me uncultured child.
As a Teenager, one of my cousins came to Nigeria from UK with her English Husband (Mid Thirties)
na so I dey bow they greet ham , I nor kwn say the guy dey para for me Cox of the way I do greet him to the extent the guy dey avoid me & nor come dey dash me something again. He has to tell my Sis that I should not been greeting him like that, that we are in a civilized world.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Job Seekers, Is This A Red Flag? Kidnappers Alert! by samwash(m): 10:13am On Apr 17, 2021
The pple pulling this stunt is also reading comment there on Nairaland. My pple you all can see this format, " A word is enough for the wise" I pray other pple wouldn't fall for this kind of scam ooo
PoliticsRe: Babangida Aliyu: Why Some PDP Governors Worked Against Jonathan In 2015 by samwash(m): 9:53am On Apr 17, 2021
I just dey laugh.
The Northerns has a say when it comes to Federal level.
The Northerns has the Political powers, Human resources & the Population & they are using it to their advance.
If Tinubu like be romancing the North,if they are not willing to give him the presidency,he will fail, not until the Northerns agree to let him seat in that presidential sit. Late MKO comes to mind.
You see the Northerns are not party Obsess, they are very United, they kwn what they are doing, they kwn what they want,& how to achieve it, they speak, listen & act in one voice. They are just using party politics to cover up, unlike the Southerners that plays politics of hate, tribalism & dis-unity.
For example, if the North, South,West & East hold a meeting now & ask each region to present a presidential candidate to be Nigeria next president. Right at that meeting, the North will present their flag bearer for the president & they will all agree on that person full stop.
The West & South will hold their meeting to present their own candidate.
But as for the East in 72 hrs they are yet to arrive at a concensor candidate & if they do, they will still been fighting the person internally by digging up his past personal & political mess.
Lastly will I say the Northerns are politically greedy or power drunk? I believe because they kwn their region is poor & they will suffer if they loss their political power & realivance. For example if the Nigeria state of today, the Northerns only occupied 10% politically, human resources they kwn what fate will befall them, that is their fear for still holding onto power.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Granada Europa League (2 - 0) On 15th April 2021 by samwash(m): 8:23pm On Apr 15, 2021
DeWisedon:
I subscribe 12,400 on my DSTv and yet i cant see any channel showing this match, i no dey understand anytinooooo
Does it mean DSTV or GOtv don't show Europa league?
Definitely StarTimes do show them.
Christianity EtcRe: Meet Gbenga Alalade, Architect Behind Living Faith Ark (Photos) by samwash(m): 7:58pm On Apr 15, 2021
This guy is not alone ,there are many of him out there but who will discover them due to our hash economy, & corruption, who will even give them the chance for them to prove their worth.
For a project of that magnitude, Living Faith Church said it will take them 3 yrs to build & complete it but of it's a government project the fisibilty study alone will take them 4 yrs alone.
We have brain in this country but we wouldn't celebrate them not until they are been taken by the European & Americans.
Our government has to wake up to utilised our human resources,we have it in aboundace.
We should minimize our dependency on developed countries.
PropertiesRe: What Are The Things You Consider Before Moving To A New Place Of Residence? by samwash(m): 9:18pm On Apr 14, 2021
First ,& foremost I consider the Environment, compound neatness
Water
Security
Electricity
Proximity to my place of work & worship center
Proximity to market, shopping complex , view centre
I also check if it's erosion pron area during raining season.
I don't stay in a compound not more than 3in a compound .
The road leading to my house should be tarred .
EducationRe: The Right English Word For “K Leg” And Other Facts You Need To Know by samwash(m): 12:09pm On Apr 11, 2021
Misternas89:
Strabismus: it could either be convergent or divergent as the case may be. Hope I’ve made sense??
Thank you for the info, but this na Grammer.
Believe me if I mention that word, many pple will be lost, not until I say "Haft past one eyes" that's when they will understand what I mean. I also check it on Google, they said it's also called crossed eye.
EducationRe: The Right English Word For “K Leg” And Other Facts You Need To Know by samwash(m): 12:54pm On Apr 10, 2021
Abeg Op, I want to kwn the real name for "Half past one eye"
Nairaland GeneralRe: A Huge Python I Killed This Night by samwash(m): 10:01pm On Apr 09, 2021
@op, all my your self, what a bravery.
That snake na person when dey go mission this night.
Anyway more meat to your pot.
TravelRe: Seeking A Cheap Town With Good Electricity Supply In Nigeria by samwash(m): 9:55pm On Apr 09, 2021
berbs:
I understand that there is something wrong with a particular transmission line, so most places have been in total darkness for days. It's crazy though. If you check IBDEC social media, na apologies plus excuses and complaints from customer full there. Where I reside in Lag, we get 18-22 hours on average daily.
You are right, but on a normal circumstances without IBDEC wahala those places are the place to be.
TravelRe: Mexico To Usa Route by samwash(m): 9:36pm On Apr 09, 2021
@op, I never really want to take abt this route
Watch Fox News, you will kwn better or try do your research on YouTube.
Remember you are a black skin man.
I rest my case.
TravelRe: Seeking A Cheap Town With Good Electricity Supply In Nigeria by samwash(m): 9:22pm On Apr 09, 2021
Ok some area in Ibadan but jus that rent is Abit expensive
Fodacis off Adeoyo road 27hrs light
Akala express/Elebu 18hrs light
Joyce B Road/Liberty Rd 20hrs light
Ring Road /Challenges,Back of Glo office/Elewure 23hrs light
GRA-Alalubose /Back of Aleshiloye market 24hrs light
Popojemoya/Idi-Arere/Oje-oba (very rugged area to the core)also a slum 20 hrs light
Eyin Grammer/ Odo-Oba / Adeyemo layout 18 hrs light ( mild rugged area ) with some slum.
Ibadan too large, mind you this is just a little refraction of Ibadan.

Make I rest for now.
RomanceRe: Slowly Getting Addicted To Pepsi.should I Be Worried? by samwash(m): 9:01pm On Apr 09, 2021
Brother, I use God beg you leave that shit, you think you are hitting the gym now, but you can not burn very thing away base on the average num of 2bottles per day.
If you continue like this, you may not realize it now,but it will slowly creep in latter than you will kwn. And moreover,we Nigerians eat more of starchy diet, and I believe u also consume beer also.
Pls replace it with water or natural fruit juice.
My 2cent.
RomanceRe: If You Visit Your Fiancee And See This (photo) by samwash(m): 8:51pm On Apr 09, 2021
So person nor fit stand for bed nail something for ceiling?
Y una mind dirty like this?
What of she stand for the bed to open that window.
This kind thing do happen to me b4, I stand to the bed to fix ceiling fan,but the bed don old Sha.
BusinessRe: Austin Russell Is Forbes Youngest Self-Made Billionaire (Photos) by samwash(m): 1:10pm On Apr 08, 2021
See technological innovation.
Our naija high tech guys go they use their own dey do Yahoo Yahoo to scam pple.
PoliticsRe: Help Me Ask Abians And Other South Easterters This Question by samwash(m): 12:08pm On Apr 08, 2021
Then the Federal government & other international bodies will declare the groups as terrorist group & is will be a bed omen to Nigerian.
We complain that Nigeria is not experiencing Economy & Technology advancement, which foreign national will want to invest in this present Nigeria, not to talk of we Nigerians that are scared to invest in our Nation Cox in high rate of crimes & insecurities.
I can't even relocate to the South- East not to talk of the entire Northern Nigeria Cox of fear of unkwn Gunmen,BH etc.
That statement from FB is so unintelligent of that person.
SportsRe: Edo State Threatens To End National Sports Festival Today Over Lack Of Funds by samwash(m): 11:39am On Apr 08, 2021
Na wa for this our Nigeria oo !!
FG will not allocate funds for common National Sports Festival.
Why did they start when they kwn they wouldn't finish it.
I wonder if at this point in time if Nigeria can host All African Games or any of the FIFA competition of even the Olympics.
Things are getting out of hand in this country as days goes by.
Christianity EtcRe: Drama As School Children Caught On Camera Beating Up A Masquerade (video) by samwash(m): 7:47am On Apr 08, 2021
Very funny, if not for those men, that masquerader for chop better beating from the schoolchildren.
Children of these days nor dey fear again.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Writes Senate From London To Confirm Justice Abdullahi by samwash(m): 7:38am On Apr 08, 2021
Sharon6:
Which of the Buharis? The dead one? The tall one? The short one? The one who wears masks? The one driving bus in Lagos? The 70 something years old or the 40 something years old from Sudan? Which of them travelled to London sef? And which of them dey write letter?

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Abeg, check my SIGNATURE for perfume oils and organic Skincare products.
This our Buhari get many lives ooo!!
As one commot another one continue.
From 2015 till now, he b like say we don use like three Buhari.
PoliticsRe: Saraki Appoints Chief Of Staff And Media Adviser by samwash(m): 3:40am On Apr 08, 2021
What abt the lots that we don't get to see or hear abt. She's even 18yrs consider as an adult,that of the under-age girls force into early marriages, and the teenage couples that are getting married?
The Agenda of the Northern Nigeria is to over populate the entire Nigeria that is a fact.
Don't underrates the power of larger number of pple in a group.
It will be to their advance in so many ways, they will decide the federal elections in their large numbers,they will always have candidates when it's in the federal level, just to mention a few of it.
You may think they are illiterate & poor, but the few rich & elites among them always carry their community alone in order to give back to their immediate community.
The way the Northern Nigeria is growing exponentially it's a treat & is very alarming.
RomanceRe: Has Anybody Ghosted You Becos You Asked For a Favour. by samwash(m): 6:27pm On Apr 07, 2021
" I will get back to you "
U suppose kwn the group of pple wen dey use that slogan.
BusinessRe: Can Plastic Waste Be Imported To Nigeria ? by samwash(m): 4:26pm On Apr 07, 2021
Take a look at our environment,you will see plastic waste all over. We have not been able to collect our plastic waste & recycle it appropriately.
Even the guys picking waste has not been able to pick all the plastic or even metal waste in or environment, you want to import more into our country.
Don't you think those guys are just looking a place to dump their waste product.
For now I don't think that business ideal is good.
RomanceRe: Is This Relationship Or Situationship? by samwash(m): 2:12pm On Apr 07, 2021
@Op, are you not the same person that open this thread
https://www.nairaland.com/6494889/girlfriend-misbehaving

Is it not the same GF you complain abt in the other thread? Don't tell me it's the same girl issues since 2018
What do you really want OP?
How old are you? What's that someone asked you in the other thread & you don't answer that question.
You really need a relationship concellor to lecture & mentor you as regards Nigerian relationships.
You just dey fall guys hand,you need to wise up man.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is Misbehaving by samwash(m): 12:33pm On Apr 07, 2021
Waiting I wan add to this mata self ?
@Op, the Nairaland family don talk their own, follow the advice that suit you.
A word is enough for the wise.
Nor dey fall guys hand again.
Woman nor dey hard to get,they all have their price, except you have not meet up to their standard.
SportsRe: Meet The Only Footballer Who Has Won The UCL Trophy With 3 Different Clubs by samwash(m): 2:47pm On Apr 06, 2021
Ok ooo !! Waiting for who will break the record.
CR7 has won it with two clubs, if he can will it with Juventus, he will equal the record,but I doubt, it wouldn't be that easy.
Well sha the guy Sabi make & brake records,time will tell.
RomanceRe: I Need Urgent Advise On A Boyfriend Issue! by samwash(m): 2:38pm On Apr 06, 2021
HarunaWest:
I drink a softdrink a day, atimes two sef...Buh Gbola dry fire steady.....Ask him if he masturbates alot.
Guy I beg you cut that shit completely & replace it with fruits,ED doesn't start in a day.
Two bottles a day, that's too much, before you go come nack beer joint ham.
As for the Op, I for give you advice, since you never marry I go leave the mata has he be.
TravelRe: Meet 22-Year-Old Lexie Alford Who Has Travelled To Every Country In The World by samwash(m): 12:58pm On Apr 06, 2021
We4all:
It was much easier for her cos most of the countries she visited were 'Visa Free' for an American citizen. I guess it would be much harder if she were to go through the hassles of Visa application.
I agree with you from your point of view been an American Citizen because of some Visa- free countries.
Going to a country,spending maybe at least 4to 7 days in that country & moving to the next country, she may not have gotten much impact from their way of life( culture), but anyway she was in that country & it add to her portfolio & the records are there.
Let me start my own by checking the list of Visa free countries that my green passport will allow me to gain access into.
InvestmentRe: 'Davido Go Reach Everybody'— Lady Tells Women To Be Patient(VIDEO) by samwash(m): 9:35pm On Apr 05, 2021
Just imagine!!
OBO your own don finish grin grin
TravelRe: Meet 22-Year-Old Lexie Alford Who Has Travelled To Every Country In The World by samwash(m): 9:16pm On Apr 05, 2021
I nor understand!! You mean travelled to all the countries in the whole world?
You mean travelled to at least one country in all the continent in the world?
RomanceRe: Guilty Conscience Is Killing Me. by samwash(m): 9:08pm On Apr 05, 2021
Sharp guy abi smart guy, you really messed up.
Take a break, visit you GF & talk to her she will forgive you.
If you wanna play games you do it with sense, instead of texting that will indict you,while not call, calling do the trick.

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