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TravelRe: Yahaya Bello, Commuters Trapped In Deadlocked Traffic On Abuja-Lokoja Expressway by Samylekey(m): 7:18pm On Jul 26, 2020
Yahaya Bello and him Kogi, na dem sabi

Something dey pain me oo, shey nairalanders no dey patronize people for here ni

I don dey shout since nobody gree patronize me for graphics.

E no good at all at all
AgricultureRe: Lagos To Empower 2,743 Farmers In Its Agricultural VCE Programme by Samylekey(m): 6:29am On Jul 22, 2020
grin
HealthRe: La Casera Rewards And Celebrates Frontline Workers In Nigeria Communities by Samylekey(m): 6:23am On Jul 22, 2020
ThatFairGuy1:
U sev no sleep nah.


Let the flow continue cool
Lool I just wake, I bin dey sleep before grin
PoliticsRe: Senate Confirms Re-Appointment Of Umar Danbatta As NCC Vice-Chairman by Samylekey(m): 6:03am On Jul 22, 2020
allthingsgood:
If Dem give u the yam u sef go still chop. Abeg chill
Federal government job na yam before, trying to steal more yam is the issue.
PoliticsRe: 774,000 Special Jobs: Keyamo’s Office Not Known To Law — Reps by Samylekey(m): 5:48am On Jul 22, 2020
Story story

Naija na purr cruise abeg

Make God provide for us, our children shouldn't be raised in this country led by visionless and clueless leaders.

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Foreign AffairsRe: Egypt Parliament Approves Military Intervention In Libya by Samylekey(m): 5:47am On Jul 22, 2020
Issoright

To my fellow nairalanders, it's a new day put this at the back of your head and never forget to STAY HAPPY AND SHEY JEJE, GOD DEY WITH US - MAFOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
CrimeRe: EFCC To Arraign John Demide and Sarah Ajibola For Rigging NBA Election by Samylekey(m): 5:46am On Jul 22, 2020
Like Naira Marley said "Ole ni everybody, eni ile mo ba sha ni barawo"
PoliticsRe: Senate Confirms Re-Appointment Of Umar Danbatta As NCC Vice-Chairman by Samylekey(m): 5:46am On Jul 22, 2020
Our yam will choke you if you try to steal them.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Forwards 2021–2023 MTEF/FSP To Senate For Approval by Samylekey(m): 5:46am On Jul 22, 2020
Rubber stamp Senate

Tuehhhh
HealthRe: La Casera Rewards And Celebrates Frontline Workers In Nigeria Communities by Samylekey(m): 5:44am On Jul 22, 2020
flexyrule:
Bomber, you no dey sleep ni?
U sef dey awake na, U no sleep too? wink
HealthRe: La Casera Rewards And Celebrates Frontline Workers In Nigeria Communities by Samylekey(m): 5:38am On Jul 22, 2020
Una head dey there jare. At least if the 'shocky shocky' led Federal government can't do anything meaningful to celebrate front line workers who risk their lives during this pandemic, you guys (lacasera) have done something in your own little way.

Other private bodies should help with palliatives to the frontline workers (doctors and nurses) - police sef na front line workers but dem don dey get their own palliatives from bus drivers and okada men, so them no need am again.



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PoliticsRe: NDDC Says Senator Used 11 Companies To Secure N3.6 Billion Contracts by Samylekey(m): 5:22am On Jul 22, 2020
angry
CareerRe: Texas Optician Quit Her Job To Act As A Dog Online, Earns Over Six Figures (Pix) by Samylekey(m): 6:53pm On Jul 21, 2020
Like Buhari, I am shocked.
PoliticsRe: Only Buhari Can Sack Service Chiefs, Presidency Replies Senate by Samylekey(m): 4:28pm On Jul 21, 2020
Story story story

Na dem sabi

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Science/TechnologyRe: Fish With Human-Like Teeth Caught In Malaysia (Photos) by Samylekey(m): 9:47pm On Jul 16, 2020
shocked
PoliticsRe: Buhari Receives Nigeria’s First Artisanally-Mined Gold by Samylekey(m): 9:11pm On Jul 16, 2020
Slawormir:
As i read this article finish....I just dey reason better bombing format from this article
Osama Bin Laden the Bomber
PoliticsRe: Buhari Receives Nigeria’s First Artisanally-Mined Gold by Samylekey(m): 9:10pm On Jul 16, 2020
I hope the gold doesn't shock him too
EducationRe: Muslim Community Centre Establishes Varsity In Abuja by Samylekey(m): 7:20pm On Jul 16, 2020
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Call me 09066595191
I just sent you a message on WhatsApp

Last seen March 9, 2020.
EducationRe: Muslim Community Centre Establishes Varsity In Abuja by Samylekey(m): 6:55am On Jul 16, 2020
Impressive

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CareerRe: Top 7 Skills You Should Acquire In 2020 by Samylekey(m): 11:33pm On Jul 15, 2020
Ennyhorlar:
The United Nations, at its General Assembly in November 2014, declared 15 July as World Youth Skills Day.

#LearnWithFCM
#WorldYouthSkillsDay #wysd
#WorldYouthSkillsDay2020

FCMgist
FCM multi concept limited
FCMautos
Your Head dey there Eniola, FCM ti gbo gbo Funaab

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Liverpool - (2 - 1) On 15th July 2020 by Samylekey(m): 11:13pm On Jul 15, 2020
Scout60:
where is my pure water?
U fit come collect am for Osun? Hahaha
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Liverpool - (2 - 1) On 15th July 2020 by Samylekey(m): 11:12pm On Jul 15, 2020
collins2good:
my sachet of cold purewater
E dey inside freezer, how u go collect am like this?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Liverpool - (2 - 1) On 15th July 2020 by Samylekey(m): 6:43pm On Jul 15, 2020
Another defeat for Arteta and his boys.

One sachet of cold purewater for the first 20 mentions if Arsenal wins today, lol.
PoliticsRe: Security Agents Mount Surveillance On EFCC HQ, Offices by Samylekey(m): 11:44am On Jul 15, 2020
Their problem jare

Awon lomo

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HealthRe: YPO COVID-19 Isolation Centre In Lagos Shut Down by Samylekey(m): 9:31am On Jul 15, 2020
Na dem sabi



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PoliticsRe: NDDC Interim Management Fails To Explain N143bn Budget Shortfall by Samylekey(m): 9:29am On Jul 15, 2020
Nigeria - One hell of a corrupt country.



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EventsRe: Gatecrashing: Share Your Experiences by Samylekey(m): 9:14am On Jul 15, 2020
Horlasod:
What happened and how the party went and the most funniest part of that day to be continued in the morning cos I'm feeling sleepy now
U come put us for suspense abi. well-done
SportsRe: Victor Osimhen Close To Completing €81 Million Move To Napoli by Samylekey(m): 8:44am On Jul 15, 2020
Osimhen sha no go off light for Napoli o.

Dem go too call you Monkey for Italy.

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SportsRe: Chelsea Ready To Pay €100 Million For Atletico Madrid Goalkeeper Jan Oblak by Samylekey(m): 8:43am On Jul 15, 2020
tongue

I hope this is a good deal for Chelsea, I still believe the defence is also a culprit. A keeper is as good as his defenders (throwback to Victor Valdes - even tho we all knew he was wack, his secrets hardly leaked cos he had Puyol and other 'good' defenders)

Anyways, The blood is BLUE. Vamos Chelsea, KTBFFH.

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SportsRe: Peter Odemwingie Celebrates His 39th Birthday Today by Samylekey(m): 8:30am On Jul 15, 2020
cool

Osaze, Happy Birthday Sir.

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EventsRe: Gatecrashing: Share Your Experiences by Samylekey(m): 8:22pm On Jul 14, 2020
Hmmmm this thread just brought back sweet sweet memories

I am so shy that I hardly go to events I was invited to, not to talk of gatecrashing an event but all that changed in yabatech (Hollywood hostel). There is one hall right in front of the hostel, we no dey stress ourselves - once we see say party don set like this, na to go wear Ankara or ur best cloth sha (we go come dey look very innocent cos those party people dey always look down on us, we go first beg for the food - if dem prove strong head we go para)

Fast forward to when I got to Funaab, that one na regular basis. From Camp we go dey call if party dey Oshiele, once we hear positive feedback like this everybody go just dress up, package well well with plenty nylon bags for pocket

We go storm d party, we no dey sit for chair o (na to go directly to where dem dey serve). Most times we have to wash our plates ourselves and na person wey sabi sweet talk dem dey give food to, people wey no fit speak yoruba wella go just stand they look those Mama.

When going home like this, nylon bag go don full with jollof rice. Wolima, Egbon, Sylar, Senator S.K , igboro, Me (Sam) na we be the Apakila Gang then. Food problem don solve for that weekend be that
PoliticsRe: Magu Failed To Submit EFCC Audited Accounts For Four Years by Samylekey(m): 4:43pm On Jul 14, 2020
dynicks:
Endless expository tales of naija's currect "INDIGENOUS HUSHPUPPY"

Na here we dey.....truely we shall see as dis matter go take end!...

It's MAGU season 2; Episode 13.... grin
I missed episode 12 cos we no get light for area, I must make sure fuel dey Gen before I miss episode 14, lol.

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