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Celebrities › Re: Steve Bing Commits Suicide By Jumping From 27th Floor by Samylekey(m): 9:25am On Jun 23, 2020

Onyi22:
So sad, what will now happen to his money?

Celebrities › Re: Steve Bing Commits Suicide By Jumping From 27th Floor by Samylekey(m): 9:23am On Jun 23, 2020

This is seriously Serious

Crime › Re: 8-Month Pregnant Nigerian Woman Trafficked To Lebanon And Locked Up, Cries Out by Samylekey(m): 9:21am On Jun 23, 2020

proeast:
You see how afonjas keep bringing embarrassment and shame on us!? The last time it was another afonja who was sold as slave and auctioned online, now this!

I just don't understand why they can't seat their smelly arse in one place. Traveling is not meant for dull people. Igbos have been traveling for ages and they were smart about it but now afonjas have joined in, they keep messing up.

What nonsense is this Biko nu? One can't open the internet again without being assaulted with one shame or another.

Please where can one go to change citizenship? I'm just tired of identifying as a Nigerian.

Tufiakwa!!!

Sorry to say but Afonja kee you there

Crime › Re: 8-Month Pregnant Nigerian Woman Trafficked To Lebanon And Locked Up, Cries Out by Samylekey(m): 9:20am On Jun 23, 2020

You will be set free

Politics › Re: Cecilia Nwayiaka Ujubuonu Is Dead! Oby Ezekwesili's Mum Dies Of Cancer At 78 by Samylekey(m): 9:20am On Jun 23, 2020

Eeyah

Politics › Re: Ondo 2020: Why PDP Governors Shunned Defection Of Agoola Ajayi by Samylekey(m): 9:19am On Jun 23, 2020

Their problem

Make una patronize me o, I dey do correct graphics designs. Check my signature

Politics › Re: Ondo: PDP Extends Sale Of Forms To Accommodate Agboola Ajayi by Samylekey(m): 9:18am On Jun 23, 2020

Na dem sabi

Make una patronize me o, I dey do correct graphics designs. Check my signature

Politics › Re: Clement Onyemelukwe: 'Father Of Electricity’ In Nigeria Died At 86 (Photos) by Samylekey(m): 8:33am On Jun 23, 2020

Papa of electricity, Light no dey constant for Nigeria again o ��

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Burnley -( 5 - 0) On 22nd June 2020 by Samylekey(m): 6:16pm On Jun 22, 2020

My people Please patronize me for all types of graphics design (logos, flyers, business cards etc)

(zero nine zero) three five two five zero three six eight or just check my signature for my number.

Politics › Re: Leave Amaechi Alone - APC Faction Threatens To Burn Down Rivers State by Samylekey(m): 6:03pm On Jun 22, 2020

My people Please patronize me for all types of graphics design (logos, flyers, business cards etc)

(zero nine zero) three five two five zero three six eight or just check my signature for my number.

Crime › Re: I Stole My Client's Pant For Money Ritual - Vulcaniser Confesses In Ogun State by Samylekey(m): 6:01pm On Jun 22, 2020

Pant stealer, u no fit get money reach Dangote even with ur rituals

My people Please patronize me for all types of graphics design (logos, flyers, business cards etc)

(zero nine zero) three five two five zero three six eight or just check my signature for my number.

Politics › Re: Statement By President Buhari On Nigeria’s Attainment Of Wild-polio-free Status by Samylekey(m): 5:59pm On Jun 22, 2020

Na dem sabi
Abeg Patronize me for all your graphics designs, na beg I dey beg ooooo
My number is in my signature

Travel › Re: Tree Falls On Vehicle During Rainfall In Lagos (Photos) by Samylekey(m): 8:50pm On Jun 21, 2020

A thousand ways to die in Nigeria

For all your graphics design, send a message to me on WhatsApp (check my signature for my number)

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Have You Ever Dozed Off At An Interview? by Samylekey(m): 12:02pm On Jun 21, 2020

gaetano:
I haven't dozed off before, but I've farted unknowingly in an interview. It was a silent fart and mine smells really bad. I lost my confidence when the panel started looking at each other when they noticed. One of the most embarrassing days of my life. I fixed that problem with herbs i got from my village.

Did you get the job?

Celebrities › Re: Rape: IG Orders Probe Of D’banj by Samylekey(m): 10:37am On Jun 19, 2020

D banj

I'm skibanj

I hope you come out clean.

Banga Lee, mo cover e (I hope u no cover that babe illegally)

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Politics › Re: Ambode, Ashafa, Abike-dabiri Tipped To Replace Late Oshinowo by Samylekey(m): 9:55pm On Jun 18, 2020

If person own no spoil, another person own no go better
Sad for Oshinowo

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Champions League To Resume August 7 (View Calendar) by Samylekey(m): 6:03pm On Jun 17, 2020

Champions league Round of 16 on a Friday and Saturday. Daammmn Corona don change things

Chelsea We can do it. A comeback against Bayern Munich won't be a bad thing.

KTBFFH

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Travel › Re: LASG To Close Pen Cinema Axis For Construction Work by Samylekey(m): 6:00pm On Jun 17, 2020

cruzydal:
I love Lagos .

Lagos loves you too

TV/Movies › Re: Louisa Ejenavbo: Ramsey Nouah & 'living In Bondage' Team Didn't Pay Me by Samylekey(m): 1:15pm On Jun 17, 2020

Fragility6:
wetin e dey wait for since. Film wey don dey make e money

Lool she just saw the movie. She has been compensated, I saw it on her twitter TL

Health › Re: How To Free Yourself When You Get Trapped In A Woman's Vagina During Sex. by Samylekey(m): 8:46am On Jun 17, 2020

Hmmmm Cool, Great Post.

But if na jazz own, all this tips no go work. If dem like make dem stick 10fingers for the nyash - na until the babalawo open the padlock before dem go dey free.

TV/Movies › Re: Louisa Ejenavbo: Ramsey Nouah & 'living In Bondage' Team Didn't Pay Me by Samylekey(m): 8:35am On Jun 17, 2020

Dem go pay you ehn, Just calm down

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Politics › Re: BREAKING: APC Names Ajimobi Acting National Chairman by Samylekey(m): 12:36am On Jun 17, 2020

Person wey aunty Kemi say e dey use ventilator

Issokay o. Congratulations Mr Chairman tongue

Crime › Re: Woman Dies After Her Lesbian Partner Allegedly Stabbed Her To Death And Left Her by Samylekey(m): 12:32am On Jun 17, 2020

Simplyleo:
I disagree with the emboldened.

Enugu doesn't have lesbians.
Enugu doesn't have gays.
Enugu doesn't have criminals.
Everything about Enugu is a model for other non Eastern states.

This news was fabricated at Lagos Ibadan Express.

See as I dey look you

Health › Re: 490 New COVID-19 Cases, 274 Discharged And 31 Deaths On June 16 - (7397 Tested) by Samylekey(m): 12:27am On Jun 17, 2020

Columbia Drivus Free us na

We don taya

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Car Talk › Re: Mompha Gift Himself Lexus RX For His 41 Birthday by Samylekey(m): 12:24am On Jun 17, 2020

Mompha Mompha

Be careful before they open eyes reach ur side too

Crime › Re: Mike Pompeo Issues Statement About Nigerian Fraudsters by Samylekey(m): 12:13am On Jun 17, 2020

Litmus:
Anyway, Nigerians involved in 419 should put their great coding talents and internet skills to less selfish use and remember that there are human beings and destroyed lives in the wake of every successful swindle they pull.

Now you are talking. Being an internet fraudstar doesn't proof you are intellectually sound or have an IQ greater than Einstein.

I will say it again, I don't care if you call me misguided - these fraudstars drag Nigeria as a whole in Mud.

Crime › Re: Mike Pompeo Issues Statement About Nigerian Fraudsters by Samylekey(m): 10:31pm On Jun 16, 2020

erico2k2:
This where our govt needs to reply but ofcos they got no balls, when it comes to online crime, we ain't even an issue to worry about compared to the Chinese, but the US mind the way the speak to china cos china can talk back.A country with wack power and internet connectivity,

Like you rightly said "Our government gat no balls". They won't talk cos they ve got a bag load of skeleton in their cupboards and they know the U.S government is aware of it so they just STFU most times.

Romance › Re: Why Must Men still Use Ring To Prospose Instead Of Cars, Landed Properties? by Samylekey(m): 9:54pm On Jun 16, 2020

Ring is the best Hand-Cuff.

Nairaland General › Re: Long Cobra Killed After Swallowing Turkey Eggs (Photos) by Samylekey(m): 9:39pm On Jun 16, 2020

Missyajoke:
so disappointed

Looooooooooooooool Sorry for the disappointment o.

Nairaland General › Re: Long Cobra Killed After Swallowing Turkey Eggs (Photos) by Samylekey(m): 9:32pm On Jun 16, 2020

Missyajoke:
Nairaland is changing snake Thread didn't make front page waooh
Praise God, what a glorious ending for snakes thread

Lol The glorious end is not near

It made front page already, Lala disappointed you

Crime › Re: Mike Pompeo Issues Statement About Nigerian Fraudsters by Samylekey(m): 9:28pm On Jun 16, 2020

dannzy30:
Hmmn

donsheva:
Hmmm

dannzy30:
Hmmn

Who mess

Crime › Re: Mike Pompeo Issues Statement About Nigerian Fraudsters by Samylekey(m): 9:21pm On Jun 16, 2020

Some Nigerians just like to drag Nigeria in the mud.

I just hope it doesn't get to a point where countries start refusing Nigerians entry.

Nigerians, we are our own problem. Make una give Nigeria small rep na. Fraud today, Killings tomorrow, bad government, all sort of rubbish full our hands - Other countries no fit respect us if we no respect ourselves first.

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