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Another fresh air. What a sick country.

I still dey laugh. U people have not seen anything yet. Very soon now u will see president retardeen in a convoy of predential jets in the space. Who says its not possible.

vanstanzy: OMG! Charlie is in trouble, look at the gray hairs on his head. Abeg how old is he now?

His 64. He will be 114 years by d time finish his jail term. See u when he comes back

The one with Aeroplane design is a museum I guess. Laugh

tchaik: Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon wannabe!
Nice try though!

tchaik: Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon wannabe!
Nice try though!

are u still serving with this ur ignoramus english.

Go for him girl and make sure u come back for testimony. Have my blessing.

Religion of peace. Hummm......................

Let them continue to kill themselves, at least they are the problems of this country. They should just eliminate themselves so nigeria can have peace. To hell with them all. Idiots

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All of una com de post all dis ontop 15k. @ poster becareful and mak una open ur eyes wella.

Honey coated joystick. Hummm!

@ op, pls sit him down and tell him about ur feelings. Haba

Etisalat or Glo is better than Empty hen.

[quote author=Okija_juju]THIS was a long time ago!!

I was still in J.S.S 1. My family had just moved from rented apartment into our very own. NOW! This movement was tricky as it was done in a hurry. The house had barely been finished. It hadnt even been painted (not on the inside nor out). We were surronuded by mostly bush and uncompleted/vacant properties. SO! it was a matter of either move in and work from the inside, or pay another 2 years rent and finish the house. . . We took the former.

THE burglary proofs had been installed, security lights, we had a live in security (with a pregnant wife) and a dog. My dad bought a hunters dane gun for the guard to use at night as we all knew the area was rife with criminal elements. We took the standard precautions of coming home early, locking the gate and holding onto the keys (as against leaving it with the guards).

ON this faithful day, our gaurd whose wife was heavily pregnant came to inform my parents that he would be sending his wife to the village. He asked for time off to escort his wife to the bus park and put her on a bus and that he will be back before 4p.m same day. He was granted permission and so he left with his wife, locking the security house behind him and taking the keys along. Time rolled by and the hands of the clock struck 4p.m and the guard was not back. NOW remember that this was the 90's and cellphones and analogue phones were only for the wealthy and government officials so there was zero means of communication. The clock struck 6, 7 and by 8p.m, my dad and I came outside to lock the gate only to realise that the guard had the gate keys with him. So we grabbed a couple of spares we had with us and locked all the gates. The guard house had a staple & lock type key on it and so we simply broke down the door and grabbed the gun and bullets from his house and locked the door.

GOODNIGHT!! Yup! We said our prayers and went to bed. . . . At about 12:30am, our dog starts barking and running wild all over the compound. The dog is racing and running back and forth. Next thing we heard was a loud bang on the kitchen burglary proof. SO!! Let me explain how the layout of the house looks like. Its a long rectanglar house built on a similarly shaped land. The front entrance is at one small end of the rectangle, the back entrance (through the kitchen) was by the side of the rectangle and then on the opposite side of the rectangle (backyard) is the boys quaters attached to the main house with an entrance into the house. The Boys quarters opens out into undeveloped space big enough to house half of the present house. At this time, we used that space for a small farm.

BACK to the robbery. The bang continues as the robbers were calling my dad by his surname and asking him to open the door, otherwise, they will break in and shoot him. My dad rushes into our rooms (my siblings and I) and bundle us into his room and orders us to lie flat on the ground with our faces to the ground and asked us not to move. My grandmother was also around during this robbery as she was staying with us on OMUGWO since my littel sister was barely 6months old. After this, the banging continued and got even louder. Next thing, they fired a shot in the air. . My dad grabbed the dane gun we had recovered from the guardhouse earlier, loaded it, pulled the hammer back puts the barrel of the gun against the window in the direction of the robber (whom he had a clear view of) and pulled the trigger. . . . . . . . . NO SHOT!!! yup!! the gun wouldnt fire. He reloads the gun with a different cartridge and fires again. . . Still no shot!! Now my dad quickly packs up the gun, walks towards the back of the house, out the door through the boys quarters, walks into the farm, hides the gun under a pile of dead grass, walks back into the house and opens the door for the robbers. Upon first seeing my dad, see two hot slaps!!!


To be continued. . .

To God be the Glory.[/quote]Pls continue now. I de feel u.

There is no continuity in our govt. May God help us.

Mine is saint christopher.

I dislike honda product. But am enjoying my opel astra 99 model.

Baawaa:
Etute or  wat do dey called ur name,if  u ar guilty dey will use u 4 ETUTU

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

What is d stand of NLC pls.

Somebody should pls tell Mrs Maduike not to compare Nigeria with Ghana, Chad, Niger and Cameron. Because we are bless with oil while they are not. Thank you.

Mumu.

Here in Tanke area, Ilorin Everyone is indoor and the whole environment is as quiet as grave yard.  But one ugly aeroplane has been hovering abt since morning.

People can tell lie.

xanadu333:
breaking news, GEJ has just been bomb in abuja. i'll send the source soon. it's true. i just heard it. his car just got bomb among with others

Poor him. This is the begining of the end to GEJ government.This is the last igbo man that will become president in nigeria. I can bet it with my life. To hell with igbo, no wonder d notherner hate them so much. Typical igbo man is so greedy and selfish.

Glorious

F9 parallel.

Moyagbe ti.

My fellow nl. What happened to d last subsidy. No development in any sector. Our leaders are d one killing us.

I wear mine for fashion. Though its a tuxido.

Interesting. I want to tap experience too.