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FamilyRe: Is It Good For Wives To Call Their Husbands By Their Names ? by saraj(f): 1:09pm On Mar 31, 2009
I can't stand 'Honey'. Its a horrible pet name. Its too disgusting , it should be banned!
RomanceRe: I Love my Negroid 'black Sisters' more than Caucasian 'white Sisters' by saraj(f): 6:16am On Mar 27, 2009
A white girl obviously dumped you. lipsrsealed
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Ireland [1-1]: May 29 2009 by saraj(f): 3:43am On Mar 24, 2009
The only sport that irish men are good at are the ones where they beat the s**t out of eachother, i.e rugby and boxing.  wink
Soccer is too sissy like for them!
Jokes EtcConfession Joke by saraj(op): 6:40pm On Mar 23, 2009
A man goes to confession.
Man : Bless me father for I have sinned, I almost had an affair''
Priest: What do you mean you almost had an affair?
Man : Well I met this woman, we went back to her place, we
took all our clothes off . I didn't put it in. We only rubbed
against eachother.
Priest: Rubbing is the same as putting it in. For your repentance
say 3 hail marys' and put 50 euro in the poor box
Man : OK

The man said his 3 hail marys and then walked over to the poor box
The priest was looking on. As the man was walking out of the church
the priest ran over.

Priest: I saw that. You didn't put 50 euro in the poor box
Man : I rubbed it against the box, according to you that's
the same as putting it in.
Christianity EtcRe: Jade GOODY Died Today - Has She Really Gone To Heaven? by saraj(f): 2:32am On Mar 23, 2009
luvbooks:
As regards whether she went to heaven or not, all I can say is that I heard she got baptized with her sons before she died, however, if she had actually given her life to Christ is another issue, and that is the only way I know you can go to heaven. If she had'nt done that, then I'm afraid she might have gone to hell. Errr, no, going to heaven for doing good deeds is another type of religion altogether, it's called Buddhism. And their version of heaven is called "Nirvana
I believe GOD chose Jade, It's not buddhism. It's real. GOD sent Jesus Christ and he died so all sins can be forgiven. It's the same concept only more insignificant. Jade may have saved alot of lives. i cannot stress that enough.

As for that so called pastor that posted that was evil. you posted a sick post and then asked God for forgiveness. You should without doubt know that you committed a sin knowingly. Any way it's not me to judge.
CelebritiesRe: Natasha Richardson Dies After Ski Fall by saraj(f): 1:31am On Mar 23, 2009
Beautiful woman and great actress. May her soul rest in peace.

Christianity EtcRe: Jade GOODY Died Today - Has She Really Gone To Heaven? by saraj(f): 1:07am On Mar 23, 2009
Maybe God chose her to show the world that no one is invincible. I mentioned in a previous post that cervical screening in the UK has gone up 200 percent in the last 3 months. It is a very common form of cancer that can easily be treated if it is caught early. The good thing about celebrities is that people take notice. Do you think if a non celebrity went to the press and tried to raise awareness about the cancer that many people would take notice? But she made a big impact and could have possibly saved lives. Thats the way the world is today whether in the West or the developing world.
Christianity EtcRe: Jade GOODY Died Today - Has She Really Gone To Heaven? by saraj(f): 6:11pm On Mar 22, 2009
MrCrackles:
You dont go to heaven on the basis of dealing with an illness in a brave way!
Well it definently won't send you to hell either. Courage and bravery are one of the most important credentials to get you into heaven, I'm sure. I'm sure many other people would be feeling sorry for themselves and turn against God. Thats why so many people probably go to hell.
FamilyRe: I Am Taking A Third Wife by saraj(f): 5:21pm On Mar 22, 2009
This is a joke. No one this pathetic can actually exist.
Christianity EtcRe: Jade GOODY Died Today - Has She Really Gone To Heaven? by saraj(f): 5:14pm On Mar 22, 2009
I'd be surprised if she didn't. The way she dealt with her illness was very brave. I also believe she has saved many lives by raising awareness of cervical cancer among young women and all young people in general. Cancer just dosen't happen to people over 40. It can happen at any age. I heard that the amount of smear tests carried out in the UK in the last 3 months have gone up 200 percent or something due to her public illness which is great. I also heard she was reading the bible vigirously throughout her illness so she might have redeemed herself.
CelebritiesRe: Genevieve Nnaji Finally Married! Hurray ! !(with pics) by saraj(f): 2:48pm On Mar 22, 2009
She looks different. Are you sure its her?
CelebritiesRe: Nonso Diobi Or Mike Ezeruonye: Who Is Da Bomb? by saraj(f): 1:51am On Mar 18, 2009
I think Nonso Diobi is the only handsome man in Nollywood BY 5 BILLION MILES.  I really do not understand what people see in Ramsey Nouah and Desmond Elliot or Mike Ezeuronye. 
Nonsi looks very similar to Brad Pitt and Damon Waynes bar the skin colour(the eyes and smile). I can understand why America is taking an interest in him.
FamilyRe: Please Help! I Smashed The New Lcd Tv! by saraj(f): 1:42am On Mar 18, 2009
LadyT

Show us your body. Why are you showing us you air brushed face?? Maybe you're not showing us your body cos its too obese like every other naija woman!

Leliah is 50000000 times prettier than you even with that airbrushed photo
FamilyRe: Please Help! I Smashed The New Lcd Tv! by saraj(f): 1:32am On Mar 18, 2009
Lady T or what ever you call yourself(Im also sure that isn't you in the picture). Leave Leliah alone! Are you telling me that parents can't drink. I bet you have a few skeletons in your closet yourself. If thats you in the picture(which I doubt it is) you come across as some escort or high class prostitute type!! bleeping HYPOCRITE!!!
FamilyRe: Please Help! I Smashed The New Lcd Tv! by saraj(f): 1:02am On Mar 18, 2009
[quote][/quote]What are you on about?
Knit a cardigan my ar*sehole,
Since when have naija men been into cardigans'?
FamilyRe: Please Help! I Smashed The New Lcd Tv! by saraj(f): 12:59am On Mar 18, 2009
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FamilyRe: Please Help! I Smashed The New Lcd Tv! by saraj(f): 12:25am On Mar 18, 2009
@**osisi
Leliah isn't a drunkard. She's just winding down after a hard week. i always have a few cans at home after a long week at work. You should try it sometime.

@Leliah
Tell that husband of yours to get a life. We all make stupid mistakes. Its part of being human
FamilyRe: My Wife Is Driving Me Nuts: Doesn't Want A New Baby by saraj(f): 11:30pm On Mar 16, 2009
Why don't you get some other woman knocked up? Afterall you are a man, you can get away with it!
RomanceRe: Who Do You Prefer - Foreign Or Naija Lady? by saraj(f): 7:07am On Mar 15, 2009
Who cares huh
RomanceRe: Can U Marry An Aids Patient? by saraj(f): 4:41am On Mar 15, 2009
Do you mean "Can you marry smoeone who is HIV Positive''? I should think an AIDS patient would be far too sick on their death bed trying to fight for their lives rather than looking for someone to marry!! I can't believe some people are too thick to know the difference between HIV and AIDS!
RomanceRe: Men: Cheating: Internet by saraj(f): 2:27am On Mar 10, 2009
@poster

get on with your life. Is that prick you call your husband, GOD? Just run for your life. Get out of there. believe me you won't regret it. I've been through it myself(hell and back).

MEN CAN BE SO HORRIBLE angry angry
CelebritiesRe: Ini Edo's White Wedding Photos! by saraj(f): 4:34pm On Mar 02, 2009
Wow she's huge. What happened to her? She was never really petite but I don't think she was ever this fat before. Aren't women who are preparing to get married supposed to lose excess pounds instead of gaining them. Dosen't suit her,
CelebritiesRe: David Oyelowo Or Chiwetel Ejiofor? by saraj(f): 6:45pm On Mar 01, 2009
Each to their own. I think Chiwetel is a good actor as well. Surely theres room for 2 great naija actors in Hollywood.
CelebritiesRe: Brandy Or Genevieve: Who's Finer?! by saraj(f): 6:42pm On Mar 01, 2009
@st funmi

Hold on a minute. Are you some kind of saint or something? Preaching to me about karma when in previous posts you come across as a racist bigot.
What with calling white women ugly. Why don't you go to the doctor and get your head checked out instead of putting your foot into it?
CelebritiesRe: Paris Hilton, 50 Cent's New Girlfriend? by saraj(f): 2:21pm On Mar 01, 2009
Its just a picture of 2 celebrities together. Nothing new there. It happens all the time. Anyway Paris goes for white pretty boys'. She definenly has a type.
CelebritiesRe: Brandy Or Genevieve: Who's Finer?! by saraj(f): 2:13pm On Mar 01, 2009
Any woman who sleeps with , fat, ugly, rich (married) politicans for money or whatever must be a big turn off for any man. You know it's not all about looks. Self Respect and other traits are what makes a woman much more attractive which is why Brandy wins this one hands down!
CelebritiesRe: David Oyelowo Or Chiwetel Ejiofor? by saraj(f): 2:02pm On Mar 01, 2009
@afam4eva

Are you a guy? Anyway he's a great actor , that's what matters isn't it. Look at Sean Penn very ugly man but a successful actor!
CelebritiesRe: Brandy Or Genevieve: Who's Finer?! by saraj(f): 12:24pm On Mar 01, 2009
Brandy by far. The other one is a high class prostitute.
CelebritiesRe: David Oyelowo Or Chiwetel Ejiofor? by saraj(f): 12:05pm On Mar 01, 2009
here is one of his family

CelebritiesRe: David Oyelowo Or Chiwetel Ejiofor? by saraj(f): 11:51am On Mar 01, 2009
Here's some better pics of david.

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