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Politics › Re: FG Declares Tuesday Public Holiday by SarcasticGenius(m): 10:10pm On Nov 16, 2018

Who is this abeed abok-i pretending to be a Nazi? Is this some sort of mental disease?

WaffenSS:
To all the idiots talking shiit, Muslims have less holidays than christians.

We've got the 2 Eids and Maulud making 3.

You've got 4: Good Friday, Easter Monday, Christmas, and New Year.

Celebrities › Re: Bbnaija's Bambam Slays On "Kimono" Attire (PHOTO) by SarcasticGenius(m): 4:55pm On Nov 16, 2018

That is not a Kimono. Kimonos are traditional Japanese attires worn by women.

This is what a Kimono looks like:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dryje8dU0AAj_Ss.jpg

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Education › Re: Times Higher Education Lists University Of Ibadan As Top 400 In Medical Science by SarcasticGenius(m): 4:11pm On Nov 16, 2018*

If this shithole nation is ever to make something of itself, then we in the South, Yorubas, Igbos, Efiks, Ijaws, Itsekiris etc must start dominating politics in the same way that we dominate the intellectual and cognitive public space. Ab-okis can form their own country where all the schools will be madrassas and every female student will wear the full face veil and hijab.

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Politics › Re: This News Just brought fear to the camp of PDP by SarcasticGenius(m): 3:42pm On Nov 16, 2018

OP, having dealt with many cases of diminished capacity and mental retardation, I can recommend the services of a good shrink to you. Just drop me a message on my inbox and I'll set up an appointment for you.

Officialpdpnig:
I was just informed of this now.

APC will win Anambra, Cross river, Enugu presidential elections. IMO will be 50/50, Ebonyi will also be 50/50.

This has already been settled between the FG and the state governors of these states.

APGA will work for the presidency at the Presidential elections.

Hope Uzodimma will win Imo Governorship.

PDP is in trouble.

All you zombified PDP monions here should Mark this post down and see if it would not happen as I have said.

Politics › Re: PDP Leaders Behind My Travails - Oshiomhole by SarcasticGenius(m): 11:44am On Nov 16, 2018

As stupid as he is ugly

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Islam › Re: Response To Those Who Regard Some Innovated Matters As Good, Such As Mawlid by SarcasticGenius(m): 11:34am On Nov 16, 2018

Is it not because you were plagiarising from Jews and Christians and copying everything from them?

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Foreign Affairs › Re: I Flashed My Underwear To Attract Bill Clinton - Monica Lewinsky by SarcasticGenius(m): 11:26am On Nov 16, 2018

Politics › Re: Folajimi Lai Mohammed: Campaign Poster Of Lai Mohammed's Son by SarcasticGenius(m): 7:41am On Nov 16, 2018

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Education › Re: University Of Ibadan International School Hijab Ban An Invitation To Chaos-MURIC by SarcasticGenius(m): 11:54am On Nov 15, 2018*

First of all, thanks to the Governing Board of the International School Ibadan and the Alumni of the Institution for upholding the 55 year old rule prohibiting the wearing and use of religious articles.

Secondly, there is a judgment of the Oyo State High Court which confirmed that ISI is a private institution owned by staff, but not owned by the University itself. So whatever legal case that the MURIC mumu/baboon/gorilla/chimpanzee is building up is dead on arrival.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DsCv8ufWwAA2lso.jpg

Thirdly, the International School Ibadan is funded by the United States Agency for International Development (USAID) and the Ford Foundation both American institutions.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DsCwzaOWoAIx0hv.jpg

Fourthly, where the heck is Daddy Freeze? He was a student of ISI back in the early 1990s. If it was Pastors he go find mouth complain. Now that his former secondary school is under siege by religious morons he is as quiet as a stone statue. Why is it that you atheists are bold as lions when confronting Christianity but as timid as mice when islam is in issue? You guys are a disgrace.

Fifthly, tying a rag around your head does not make you a person of virtue and you're an absolute mo-ron if you think it does:

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Finally, Kindly relocate to ISLAMABAD in Pakistan if you are not happy with you just read here

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Family › Re: Woman Shows Off Her 16 Grandsons On Her 70th Birthday (Photos) by SarcasticGenius(m): 11:51am On Nov 15, 2018

Sports › Re: Mikel Obi Pictured With His Twin Daughters As He Takes His Family On A Lunch Dat by SarcasticGenius(m): 10:11am On Nov 15, 2018

Donald Trump interview in 1980 when he was just 33 years old.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-w47wgdhso

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Education › Re: AAUA Graduate Wears Cement Sack Material To Celebrate His Graduation (Photos) by SarcasticGenius(m): 8:25am On Nov 15, 2018

Yes, because Atikulators are not Daura Barawos looting shamelessly from the Nigerian commonwealth.

servercodes001:
Do you mean atikulators are broke-a$$ d¡ckheads who need to utilize cement bags?
I pity una

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Health › Re: Meet Nigerian Lady Who Gave Up Obesity To Live Healthy Lifestyle by SarcasticGenius(m): 8:22am On Nov 15, 2018

Dis your moniker fit you die.

illitrate:
I prefer the BBW I dont like bone to bone. Me na Bone

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Politics › Re: Oyo State Government Has Began Reconstructing Yinka Ayefele's Music House by SarcasticGenius(m): 8:16am On Nov 15, 2018

All the evidence of just how stupid APC members are can be found in this story.

Education › Re: Hijab Controversy: UI School Board Retains Dress Code by SarcasticGenius(m): 7:20am On Nov 15, 2018

Yankee101:
When you're asking federal govt and national assembly to intervene on hijab issues, when will we ever develop if we keep concentrating on irrelevant issues?

Do you know that chicks in Northern Nigeria still fvck with hijab? A babe will wear full regalia and come visit you with no pants. Quick service and she goes off looking innocent. The prostitutes wear hijab too. The latest trend now is to sew very tight clothes and use see-through hijabs. Infact you can see the shape of everything.

In the Arab countries, chicks do belly dances with hijabs on. They open small to tease you and close it back

There's nothing wrong with covering. Nuns cover too. But it does not ensure and guarantee decency. It is the heart that determines human decency.

Nude tribes still exist. They have one wife and don't sleep with each other's wives or steal from each other. And all the women's breasts are outside.

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Education › Re: Hijab Controversy: UI School Board Retains Dress Code by SarcasticGenius(m): 7:19am On Nov 15, 2018

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Education › Re: Ex-students Mocks Wicked Teacher Who Is Now An Uber Driver On Twitter by SarcasticGenius(m): 8:26pm On Nov 14, 2018

Karma is a biatch.

Politics › Re: Buhari supporter get Electrocuted while Hoisting Buhari, Governor’s Banner by SarcasticGenius(m): 8:24pm On Nov 14, 2018

You mean the same way that the dullard has murdered thousands in the middle belt?

servercodes001:
All these ipob pigs that play with someone's death are pure idiots and morons

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Notice::::beware Of This Lady, She Is Scamming People by SarcasticGenius(m): 8:21pm On Nov 14, 2018

Haven't I seen this face on NL before? angry

Celebrities › Re: Rahama Sadau Speaks On 'Romance' With Akon by SarcasticGenius(m): 8:19pm On Nov 14, 2018

Means hattrick never satisfy am. He wan score one more goal.

soberdrunk:
He has three wives means what?

Foreign Affairs › Re: South Africans Are Worried After China Open 13th Police Station In Their Country by SarcasticGenius(m): 5:28pm On Nov 14, 2018

TV/Movies › Re: Throwback: How Many Of These Black American Movies Have You Seen?(Pics) by SarcasticGenius(m): 5:27pm On Nov 14, 2018

True. But if you were shy you could just sneak them into love letters and ask your friend to deliver the letter on your behalf grin

But beware of the type of friend you entrust with such a mission o! grin

Switruth:
But the lyrics requires skills to connect. I always and still use that Eddie Murphy’s line. “Once again you’ve judged correctly”. Wether I understand the meaning or not the thing the sweet me.

Crime › Re: Fubara Manilla Pepple: Women Protest Against Rapist In Bonny Island, Rivers by SarcasticGenius(m): 5:21pm On Nov 14, 2018

This is how civilized people behave. You protest AGAINST child rape and NOT in FAVOUR of it. Don't be like those idiots who want to legalise child rape as a form of marriage. Those people are animals.

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Celebrities › Re: Burna Boy: "I Will Go Shirtless If I See Someone Wearing The Same Shirt As Me" by SarcasticGenius(m): 4:56pm On Nov 14, 2018

That expired weed is finally taking effect embarassed

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Computers › Re: US Used Mint HP Pavilion 15.6",corei7,8g RAM,1TB Hdd,fhd,touchscreen, [SOLD] by SarcasticGenius(m): 4:53pm On Nov 14, 2018

Have NL babes started disturbing you over your DP? That's why I refuse to post mine. cool

Politics › Re: Osinbajo: As Corruption Fights Back by SarcasticGenius(m): 4:51pm On Nov 14, 2018

Yes, because when a hypcrite is caught by the trap which he set for others, it becomes corruption fighting back. Typically stupid BMC progaganda. This nonsense is meant for those who have the capability to deactivate their brains.

Crime › Re: Lady Escapes From Ritualist Den In Delta After Being Hypnotized by SarcasticGenius(m): 4:29pm On Nov 14, 2018

Crime › Re: Lori Tuoyo: Teacher Trying To Rape 6-Year-Old Girl In Warri School Arrested by SarcasticGenius(m): 4:23pm On Nov 14, 2018

Like a certain illiterate pedophile Sex Award Winner (S.A.W)

fishmillan:
I take it back ... You no fit get sense

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Celebrities › Re: Open Letter To DJ Cuppy By Iamsynord by SarcasticGenius(m): 4:21pm On Nov 14, 2018

How did she get the name "Cuppy?" Was cup size a factor? Coz the picture I'm seeing here is not telling me anything....

Modified: I put on my glasses and took a second look at the picture. She deserves to be called "cuppy"

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TV/Movies › Re: Throwback: How Many Of These Black American Movies Have You Seen?(Pics) by SarcasticGenius(m): 4:21pm On Nov 14, 2018

I preferred using lines from songs by Boyz II Men and All 4 One grin

My technique was very reliable cool

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