Lamidi, Basirat and Rebecca.

Those names simply don't belong together in one family.

Lamidi and Basirat fits very well into a polygamous, impoverished setting where there is one illiterate eleran husband and anywhere between 4 to 27 illiterate petty trader "wives" who are breeding children like flies.

No wonder the whole thing collapsed.


THE PLANS OF BUBU THE DULLARD WILL COLLAPSE LIKE THAT PODIUM IN KEBBI STATE

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THE PLANS OF BUBU THE DULLARD WILL COLLAPSE LIKE THAT PODIUM IN KEBBI STATE

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THE PLANS OF BUBU THE DULLARD WILL COLLAPSE LIKE THAT PODIUM IN KEBBI STATE

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Make dem make sure their podium no go collapse again o

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Stop judging me by your moronic standards. Not everyone is cursed with a brain the size of a peanut.

AHCB:
you're too dumb to give it a try, demented bastard!

I keep hearing that blogging is over saturated these days. Too many people are into it. Would you say it's too late to give it a try?

BiafranBushBoy:


You wanna hear some lazy man investments?

Smiles... No...

First I started with affiliate marketing... I set it up while working full time. It took over a year to make $50.

The aim is to keep expenses to the barest minimum while working hard.

Once it started gaining traction. I veered off into blogging and started selling information products.

It wasn't hard to start earning $600 monthly.

I dived into Amazon kindle publishing...

End result was that within 6 months just clocking 25, I was there...

Then I already gain traction. Everything is now automated...

I still kept my 7 - 4 job.

The aim is to keep expenses very low. Do away liabilities like phones, shoes and new clothes and reinvest profit

I don't have any liquid assets, I love making my profits myself and saving the others.

Chei! See as the thing vex this gorilla

You are nothing but an unrepentant ingrate to be ranting like this after everything that we human beings have done to rehabilitate you and stop you from having suicidal thoughts.We gave you privileges that we have never granted to any other wild animal in history. We taught you how to read and write and we bought you a handset.

We stopped you from jumping into the lagoon, and we personally escorted you to Sambisa forest to pick out 2 or 3 of your fellow gorilas to help you warm your bed. I still don't understand where it went wrong because at the time you seemed very happy:

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Instead of settling down and starting a gorilla family, you chose to start following the likes of Bobrisky and Bisi Alimi on IG and now you've become a randy gay gorilla.

But you have tried my patience for too long, so this is where I have to say goodbye to you. As from now on I will simply ignore any stupid reply you make to this post.

This is the end of whatever communication exists between us, so kindly stay off my posts in the future if you value your worthless life.

AHCB:
my friend sharrap there! "If I ever fall into your hands" fall into the hands of a sodomize purus idiota? Dude, it's as if spewing hogwash is now your forte. I believe it's on the internet you want me to fall into your hands, right? Diseased son of a dead thief, you're indeed a delusional bastard!

That special cane you obtain will surely be used by me to flog some semblance of sense into that thing you call a brain, scoundrel.

Inconsequential nitwits like you are the reason why this country is a mess. Stomach infrastructure have made you hungrier than a church rat, that's why begging for 2 cups of rice from politicians is the only thing those leprosy infected hands of yours can do.

You'll do best to take a rope and hang yourself, just to rid yourself from the harsh reality life has inflicted on that eczema skin of yours.

Church rat! Isn't today Sunday. There's sacrament bread you can eat to alleviate your poverty state.

Scallywag.

....

As usual Nigerians with their sub-intelligent and biased judgments have been rushing to take sides against the victim instead of expressing outrage towards the perpetrator.

AHCB Animal Hybrid Cockroach Bastard,

Stop following me around on this forum like a NL version of Bobrisky. I don't swing that way.

If you're looking for gay sex try an app called Grinder or get in touch with your mentor Bobriskey.

I have obtained a special cane with your unholy name written on it and I swear on everything holy that I will flog the gayness out of you if you ever fall into my hands.

Sort out your messed up ruin of a life or go and jump into the lagoon if you're too stupid to fix your life. Pretty certain most Nairalanders will prefer the lagoon option.

AHCB:
go and complain to your loser of a father, you godforaken nonentity.

Imagine ranting like a rabid dog on heat from the online blows i've inflicted on that empty head of yours. But not to worry, more is coming, your entire online life will be shoved down that sh1t eating unwashed gob of yours pretty soon, you uncircumcise philistine.

Son of a dead thief. May everything that comes out of that shrivelled penis_ of yours be as short as your penis. Idiota.

Celebrated fools like you should not be allowed where sane men reside. Deluded scumbag. Curse be the day your strumpet of a mother said I do to your loser of a father.

Glorified bastard!

No 8: Your biggest customers will be single women. Don't ask me why.

Like seriously dude, what is your problem? Do you have a fetish for brutality? How many times must I bitch-slap you on this forum before you learn how to come to heel?
Hasn't there been enough pain and humiliation in your life as it is?
Aren't you tired of coming home to your filthy room and parlour everyday knowing you were programmed for a life of failure?
Get off my case pal and focus the energy behind your shortcomings on making a better life for yourself. You may have been born a failure but surely you don't wanna die as one, do you?

AHCB:
on the contrary, Nairaland doesn't have an animal section, it is a pet section solely design for pets like you who become rabid dogs for politicians to use and dump like they see fit.

malnourished impoverished two toed bastard! You and your entire lineage of degenerate are failures and deserve to be thrown into the septic tank your ancestors crawled out from.

Bedazzled idiot! I don't even know who has more value between you and the dogs that litter the street disturbing our waste bin.

Sodomize wastrel, your father should have emptied the sperm he deposited into your whore_ of a mother inside the toilet. Atleast we know your ancestors will be there to welcome you with open arms.

Twerp.

This sub-evolved crossbreed between a human mother and a gorilla father is still on my case.

It must have been tough on your mother when she discovered that one night of passion with an animal would result in a lifetime of regret.

Unfortunately for you, I refuse to be the vessel into which you pour the frustrations of your meaningless life.

NL has an animal section and I highly recommend it to you if you're looking for companionship.

AHCB:
the only thing we can agree on is that your brain is slower than that of a snail and your attempt at sounding intelligent is as weak as the penis_ that sired you.

Ignoramus, bastard son of a twisted nincompoop. May a thousand bedbug grace your 2 inch penis_ with a Mouth Action. Now get lost and return into the disease hole that shat you into this world of narrow mindedness.

Delusional Arrow!

Sigh. This is what you call evidence? Can we just admit that your brain functions on a single digit IQ so we can end this exercise in futility? Coz I'm really tired of having it out with dimwits on this forum. The cloud of stupidity wrapped around your brain cannot be penetrated by even the brightest rays of the sun. That's your tragedy not mine.

AHCB:
my friend will you shut up! Who tha hell are you? Saying I should thank my lucky stars. It appears you need a crash course in history.

Since you're talking any being convicted in a court of competent jurisdiction, i'll employ you to do the same as regard PMB because one sided is what many of you lobotomize individuals seem to revel in the same thing you accuse PMB.

Tonto Dike giving relationship advice is like Majek Fashek giving advice on how to give up drug addiction.

Thank your lucky stars that you can hide behind an anonymous moniker and tell these sorts of lies.
Show me where Atiku who last held a public office in 2007, more than 11 years ago was convicted for fraud by any court, whether in Nigeria or abroad. Go ahead and provide me with your evidence. I'm waiting.

AHCB:
so according to you, anyone who stolen money is spent should go to jail. Then, everybody who works for Atiku and his cohorts should be sent to jail, just because money stolen was spent on them, not minding if that money was used in paying salaries etc...

Who did he spend the money on? Did he not spend it on the dullard? Are you saying the dullard did not know that an ordinary public servant should not own that much money? If the dullard was so concerned about fighting corruption why didn't he reject the 12 billion naira in 2015? If Saraki goes to jail for embezzling 12 billion then all those who helped him spend the money including the dullard should go to jail with him.

AHCB:
how is it damaging? That someone spent money and hope to be repaid at the detriment of nigerians?

This Ogundamisi is indeed a fool. A full time fool.

Does he not know that this audio (if it is real) is as damaging for his idiotic boss as it is to Saraki?

If Saraki claims to have spent 12 billion naira to get the dullard elected in 2015, then doesn't that mean that if the money was obtained by corruption, the dullard is complicit and a co-thief along with Saraki?

Why wait till 2018, which is more than 3 years later to inform Nigerians about this? Is it not more to do with the fact that Saraki is no longer on your side and less to do with any concerns about fighting corruption?

Why has the EFCC been dragging its feet to investigate GANDOLE inspite of all the evidence against him?

You APC guys are as low on intelligence as you are low on principles and ethics..

Can't wait to see your lifeless principal voted out in 2019.

Are they related to Doyin O kupe ?

I can bet anything that it was either Sarrki, Butterflyleo, Madridgay, NgeneGOAT or Yorubaassassin who Dele Momodu reduced to a pile of rubbish.

So "living her best life" is all about mounting a stationary camel? Never knew that all it takes to live a "best life" is sit on top of a camel.

Busy acting in crap movies about polygamy, bad mothers in law and consulting babalawos, alfas and wolis.

No yoruba movie is ever complete until there is one pregnancy scene, the usual "E loyun fun mi" nonsense.

What exactly is ground breaking about this? I've made orange juice in this manner loads of times and I don't see anything special or unique about it.

Hehhehe I just luuurrvv how a simple little truth can destabilise and rewire the brains of these ab-oki simpletons. They just can't deal with anything to do with truth or intelligence.

Even after pointing out that the calculation of dates using the birth of Jesus began almost a thousand years before the Gregorian Calendar, he is still frothing at the mouth like a rabid canine

I think next time I'll pick on someone who's got brains. Dealing with these single digit IQ niggas from NL's Islamic Section is giving me a migraine.

WaffenSS:


Interesting how this demented maggot insists on twisting history on its head. Are you ashamed of your own calendar?

Now, answer two questions or forever get lost:

1. Is the Civil (or Common) Era the same as the Anno Domini, or not?

2. Does AD signify count down from the death of Christ or not?

If you can't answer this, let alone accept it, then you're cursed to be an intellectual and physical pygmy forever.

Dumb piece of shiit motherfukker.

You ought to be ashamed of yourself for being so irredeemably stupid.

Wow. This sub intelligent simian is doubling down on his illiteracy.

It's amazing that after you defined the Gregorian Calendar as a "Civil" Calendar, you still insist that it is also a religious one. SMH. In case simple English comprehension is beyond your limited mental ability, this is what the word "Civil" means:



We know that Northerners are below average intelligent wise, but I won't accept such ignorance from you. No wonder you call yourself WaffenSS in spite of how the Nazis slaughtered your fellow black African muslims from Senegal like Sallah rams . If you don't believe me, youtube is your friend:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sr-mhKreJqo

Pope Gregory XIII, introduced the Gregorian Calendar in October 1582 to replace the Julian Calendar because it was more accurate in measuring the spaces of leap years to make the average year 365.2425 days long, approximating the 365.2422 day tropical year that is determined by the Earth's revolution around the Sun.

Religion had NOTHING to do with it. The use of AD and BC predated the Gregorian Calendar by about 900 years and was first introduced in the year 525 by Dionysius Exiguus of Scythia Minor, but was not widely used until after 800.

So you see my dear dimwit, it is you who needs to go back to ABU or whatever other glorified madrassa you attended and ask them to refund your school fees, because they didn't teach you nothing boy.

WaffenSS:


You're calling someone a stark illiterate but you're the one here exhibiting all the symptoms of a crass fool.

The Gregorian Calendar is based on a Common Era, Anno Domini (AD), which means After Death of Jesus. We're in the year 2018, which denotes 2,018 years AFTER the death of Jesus.

So yes the Gregorian Calendar IS a christian calendar no matter how you christian apoligistic idiot tries to deny that fact.

Besides, a calendar endorsed by a Pope? Come on!

Please stop wallowing in ignorance, blissful as it obviously is for you, and read up a bit.

Confirmation bias is surely your bane.

Now fukk off and go read, asshole.

"Civil" calendar, not "Religious" calendar. Jeez I know you guys follow the teachings of a stark illiterate, but do you have to keep embarrassing yourselves like utter dimwits? Did Gregory commission the Calendar to mark church activities alone or ALL general everyday activities?

WaffenSS:



"The Gregorian calendar is the most widely used civil calendar in the world. It is named after Pope Gregory XIII, who introduced it in October 1582."

You were saying?

The Gregorian Calendar is not a religius calendar. The AD and BC designations were in use even before the Gregorian calendar came into existence.

WaffenSS:


D'uh

Gregorian Calendar?

In the AD (After Death of JC) format?

Religious conflicts are caused by idiots who detonate bombs in the name of religion and the hope of 72 virgins. Enjoy Idi Maluuu and stop complaining.

Larrybabs55555:



U are a useless boy... U are one of those causing religion conflicts...