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Crime / Re: Mother-In-Law Dies After Her Daughter-In-Law Poured Hot Water Mixed With Pepper by SarcasticGenius(m): 5:25pm On Feb 04, 2019 |
Lamidi, Basirat and Rebecca. Those names simply don't belong together in one family. Lamidi and Basirat fits very well into a polygamous, impoverished setting where there is one illiterate eleran husband and anywhere between 4 to 27 illiterate petty trader "wives" who are breeding children like flies. No wonder the whole thing collapsed. THE PLANS OF BUBU THE DULLARD WILL COLLAPSE LIKE THAT PODIUM IN KEBBI STATE [img]https://i./3NrNl.gif[/img] 7 Likes 3 Shares |
Politics / Re: Buhari Reveals What ‘will Kill Nigeria' by SarcasticGenius(m): 5:20pm On Feb 04, 2019 |
THE PLANS OF BUBU THE DULLARD WILL COLLAPSE LIKE THAT PODIUM IN KEBBI STATE [img]https://i./3NrNl.gif[/img] 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Buhari Is Planning To Get 3M Votes From Niger Republic – Galadima by SarcasticGenius(m): 4:30pm On Feb 04, 2019 |
THE PLANS OF BUBU THE DULLARD WILL COLLAPSE LIKE THAT PODIUM IN KEBBI STATE [img]https://i./3NrNl.gif[/img] |
Politics / Re: Who Is Watching Pdp Zamfara Campaign. by SarcasticGenius(m): 4:28pm On Feb 04, 2019 |
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Business / Re: How Old Were You When You Made Your First Million?, And How? by SarcasticGenius(m): 8:39pm On Nov 18, 2018 |
Stop judging me by your moronic standards. Not everyone is cursed with a brain the size of a peanut. AHCB: 6 Likes 2 Shares |
Business / Re: How Old Were You When You Made Your First Million?, And How? by SarcasticGenius(m): 3:35pm On Nov 18, 2018 |
I keep hearing that blogging is over saturated these days. Too many people are into it. Would you say it's too late to give it a try? BiafranBushBoy: 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Kayode Ogundamisi Responds To Attacks Over Leaked Audio From Sen Saraki by SarcasticGenius(m): 12:54pm On Nov 18, 2018 |
Chei! See as the thing vex this gorilla You are nothing but an unrepentant ingrate to be ranting like this after everything that we human beings have done to rehabilitate you and stop you from having suicidal thoughts.We gave you privileges that we have never granted to any other wild animal in history. We taught you how to read and write and we bought you a handset. We stopped you from jumping into the lagoon, and we personally escorted you to Sambisa forest to pick out 2 or 3 of your fellow gorilas to help you warm your bed. I still don't understand where it went wrong because at the time you seemed very happy: [img]https://i./3Np8D.gif[/img] Instead of settling down and starting a gorilla family, you chose to start following the likes of Bobrisky and Bisi Alimi on IG and now you've become a randy gay gorilla. But you have tried my patience for too long, so this is where I have to say goodbye to you. As from now on I will simply ignore any stupid reply you make to this post. This is the end of whatever communication exists between us, so kindly stay off my posts in the future if you value your worthless life. AHCB: |
Religion / Re: The Rapture Will Not Happen Until Christians Have Faced The Great Tribulation by SarcasticGenius(m): 8:23am On Nov 18, 2018 |
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Fashion / Re: Miss Earth Contestants Reportedly Offered Victory In Return For Sex by SarcasticGenius(m): 8:00am On Nov 18, 2018 |
As usual Nigerians with their sub-intelligent and biased judgments have been rushing to take sides against the victim instead of expressing outrage towards the perpetrator. 10 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Kayode Ogundamisi Responds To Attacks Over Leaked Audio From Sen Saraki by SarcasticGenius(m): 7:49am On Nov 18, 2018 |
AHCB Animal Hybrid Cockroach Bastard, Stop following me around on this forum like a NL version of Bobrisky. I don't swing that way. If you're looking for gay sex try an app called Grinder or get in touch with your mentor Bobriskey. I have obtained a special cane with your unholy name written on it and I swear on everything holy that I will flog the gayness out of you if you ever fall into my hands. Sort out your messed up ruin of a life or go and jump into the lagoon if you're too stupid to fix your life. Pretty certain most Nairalanders will prefer the lagoon option. AHCB: |
Agriculture / Re: 7 Things You Must Know Before Going To Cucumber Farming by SarcasticGenius(m): 10:14pm On Nov 17, 2018 |
No 8: Your biggest customers will be single women. Don't ask me why. |
Politics / Re: Kayode Ogundamisi Responds To Attacks Over Leaked Audio From Sen Saraki by SarcasticGenius(m): 10:12pm On Nov 17, 2018 |
Like seriously dude, what is your problem? Do you have a fetish for brutality? How many times must I bitch-slap you on this forum before you learn how to come to heel? Hasn't there been enough pain and humiliation in your life as it is? Aren't you tired of coming home to your filthy room and parlour everyday knowing you were programmed for a life of failure? Get off my case pal and focus the energy behind your shortcomings on making a better life for yourself. You may have been born a failure but surely you don't wanna die as one, do you? AHCB: |
Politics / Re: Kayode Ogundamisi Responds To Attacks Over Leaked Audio From Sen Saraki by SarcasticGenius(m): 6:17pm On Nov 17, 2018 |
This sub-evolved crossbreed between a human mother and a gorilla father is still on my case. It must have been tough on your mother when she discovered that one night of passion with an animal would result in a lifetime of regret. Unfortunately for you, I refuse to be the vessel into which you pour the frustrations of your meaningless life. NL has an animal section and I highly recommend it to you if you're looking for companionship. AHCB: |
Politics / Re: Kayode Ogundamisi Responds To Attacks Over Leaked Audio From Sen Saraki by SarcasticGenius(m): 5:47pm On Nov 17, 2018 |
Sigh. This is what you call evidence? Can we just admit that your brain functions on a single digit IQ so we can end this exercise in futility? Coz I'm really tired of having it out with dimwits on this forum. The cloud of stupidity wrapped around your brain cannot be penetrated by even the brightest rays of the sun. That's your tragedy not mine. AHCB: |
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Shares Tips On Relationship To Save One From Stress And Heartaches by SarcasticGenius(m): 5:41pm On Nov 17, 2018 |
Tonto Dike giving relationship advice is like Majek Fashek giving advice on how to give up drug addiction. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Kayode Ogundamisi Responds To Attacks Over Leaked Audio From Sen Saraki by SarcasticGenius(m): 5:32pm On Nov 17, 2018 |
Thank your lucky stars that you can hide behind an anonymous moniker and tell these sorts of lies. Show me where Atiku who last held a public office in 2007, more than 11 years ago was convicted for fraud by any court, whether in Nigeria or abroad. Go ahead and provide me with your evidence. I'm waiting. AHCB: |
Politics / Re: Kayode Ogundamisi Responds To Attacks Over Leaked Audio From Sen Saraki by SarcasticGenius(m): 5:08pm On Nov 17, 2018 |
Who did he spend the money on? Did he not spend it on the dullard? Are you saying the dullard did not know that an ordinary public servant should not own that much money? If the dullard was so concerned about fighting corruption why didn't he reject the 12 billion naira in 2015? If Saraki goes to jail for embezzling 12 billion then all those who helped him spend the money including the dullard should go to jail with him. AHCB: |
Politics / Re: Kayode Ogundamisi Responds To Attacks Over Leaked Audio From Sen Saraki by SarcasticGenius(m): 4:38pm On Nov 17, 2018 |
This Ogundamisi is indeed a fool. A full time fool. Does he not know that this audio (if it is real) is as damaging for his idiotic boss as it is to Saraki? If Saraki claims to have spent 12 billion naira to get the dullard elected in 2015, then doesn't that mean that if the money was obtained by corruption, the dullard is complicit and a co-thief along with Saraki? Why wait till 2018, which is more than 3 years later to inform Nigerians about this? Is it not more to do with the fact that Saraki is no longer on your side and less to do with any concerns about fighting corruption? Why has the EFCC been dragging its feet to investigate GANDOLE inspite of all the evidence against him? You APC guys are as low on intelligence as you are low on principles and ethics.. Can't wait to see your lifeless principal voted out in 2019. 114 Likes 14 Shares |
Celebrities / Re: Girls Threw Their G-strings At Kupe Boys In Lagos Last Night by SarcasticGenius(m): 4:36pm On Nov 17, 2018 |
Are they related to Doyin O kupe ? 7 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Between An Old Buharist And The New Buharideens By Dele Momodu by SarcasticGenius(m): 2:15pm On Nov 17, 2018 |
I can bet anything that it was either Sarrki, Butterflyleo, Madridgay, NgeneGOAT or Yorubaassassin who Dele Momodu reduced to a pile of rubbish. 10 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Toke Makinwa Rides Camel For The First Time by SarcasticGenius(m): 1:58pm On Nov 17, 2018 |
So "living her best life" is all about mounting a stationary camel? Never knew that all it takes to live a "best life" is sit on top of a camel. 3 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Yoruba Actors Don’t Have Six-packs Because They're Busy –funsho Adeolu by SarcasticGenius(m): 11:24am On Nov 17, 2018 |
Busy acting in crap movies about polygamy, bad mothers in law and consulting babalawos, alfas and wolis. No yoruba movie is ever complete until there is one pregnancy scene, the usual "E loyun fun mi" nonsense. 22 Likes 2 Shares |
Food / Re: The Making Of A Nairalander’s Homemade Orange Juice(photos) by SarcasticGenius(m): 11:23am On Nov 17, 2018 |
What exactly is ground breaking about this? I've made orange juice in this manner loads of times and I don't see anything special or unique about it. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: FG Declares Tuesday Public Holiday by SarcasticGenius(m): 9:33am On Nov 17, 2018 |
Hehhehe I just luuurrvv how a simple little truth can destabilise and rewire the brains of these ab-oki simpletons. They just can't deal with anything to do with truth or intelligence. Even after pointing out that the calculation of dates using the birth of Jesus began almost a thousand years before the Gregorian Calendar, he is still frothing at the mouth like a rabid canine I think next time I'll pick on someone who's got brains. Dealing with these single digit IQ niggas from NL's Islamic Section is giving me a migraine. WaffenSS: |
Politics / Re: FG Declares Tuesday Public Holiday by SarcasticGenius(m): 8:36am On Nov 17, 2018 |
Wow. This sub intelligent simian is doubling down on his illiteracy. It's amazing that after you defined the Gregorian Calendar as a "Civil" Calendar, you still insist that it is also a religious one. SMH. In case simple English comprehension is beyond your limited mental ability, this is what the word "Civil" means: We know that Northerners are below average intelligent wise, but I won't accept such ignorance from you. No wonder you call yourself WaffenSS in spite of how the Nazis slaughtered your fellow black African muslims from Senegal like Sallah rams . If you don't believe me, youtube is your friend: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sr-mhKreJqo Pope Gregory XIII, introduced the Gregorian Calendar in October 1582 to replace the Julian Calendar because it was more accurate in measuring the spaces of leap years to make the average year 365.2425 days long, approximating the 365.2422 day tropical year that is determined by the Earth's revolution around the Sun. Religion had NOTHING to do with it. The use of AD and BC predated the Gregorian Calendar by about 900 years and was first introduced in the year 525 by Dionysius Exiguus of Scythia Minor, but was not widely used until after 800. So you see my dear dimwit, it is you who needs to go back to ABU or whatever other glorified madrassa you attended and ask them to refund your school fees, because they didn't teach you nothing boy. WaffenSS: |
Politics / Re: FG Declares Tuesday Public Holiday by SarcasticGenius(m): 4:21am On Nov 17, 2018 |
"Civil" calendar, not "Religious" calendar. Jeez I know you guys follow the teachings of a stark illiterate, but do you have to keep embarrassing yourselves like utter dimwits? Did Gregory commission the Calendar to mark church activities alone or ALL general everyday activities? WaffenSS: |
Politics / Re: FG Declares Tuesday Public Holiday by SarcasticGenius(m): 10:15pm On Nov 16, 2018 |
The Gregorian Calendar is not a religius calendar. The AD and BC designations were in use even before the Gregorian calendar came into existence. WaffenSS: |
Politics / Re: FG Declares Tuesday Public Holiday by SarcasticGenius(m): 10:11pm On Nov 16, 2018 |
Religious conflicts are caused by idiots who detonate bombs in the name of religion and the hope of 72 virgins. Enjoy Idi Maluuu and stop complaining. Larrybabs55555: 1 Like |
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