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CrimeRe: Prostitutes Create Scene After Being Duped At Ijebu Ode, Ogun State by SarcasticGenius(m): 1:45pm On Nov 13, 2018
Shey na by force you wan take do ya own mumu? grin 90% of hos in Nigeria are from Edo State 'nd Edo State is not an IPOB state the last time I checked cheesy Most Nigeria wh0res are Edos, Yorubas and Awusas. Yes, I said Awusas and Yorubas. Go and ask your seniors about "Asewo To Re Mecca" and they will open your eyes. They might even offer you a new direction in life as a career olosho if you play your cards well. grin

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mimimile93:
The word 'Prostitution' is it a naija word?


90% of ladies at Nigerian brothels are Igbos.

70% of African wh0res in Italy are Nigerians. 60% out of the 70 are Igbos.

Even ur lord Nnamdi Cowu says Igbo women are wh0res by default.
PoliticsRe: USA Barred Buhari In 2001 Over Plan To Islamize Nigeria - Atiku by SarcasticGenius(m): 1:41pm On Nov 13, 2018
Yes dearie. You tugged at my heartstrings. I finally realised what you must have gone through. It can't be easy to grow up rummaging through dustbins because your parents can't afford to feed you. I'm literally crying a thunderstorm over you cry cry cry

Born2Breed:
Oppss!!! Did I touch a nerve?
PoliticsRe: USA Barred Buhari In 2001 Over Plan To Islamize Nigeria - Atiku by SarcasticGenius(m): 1:27pm On Nov 13, 2018
Awww, you finally decided to bless us with an intimate portrait of a beloved family member! How sweet of you!


Born2Breed:
Waiting for them....
CrimeRe: Prostitutes Create Scene After Being Duped At Ijebu Ode, Ogun State by SarcasticGenius(m): 12:08pm On Nov 13, 2018
Look at the faces of all the females in your family, then compare it with the faces of these girls wey carry shuku and patewo traditional hairstyle. Dem come take beta tribal mark design dem face. After that ask yourself if the word "ashewo" is an Igbo word or an Afonja word. Come back and report your observation to us.




DEHVEHLOP:
Ipob girls doing prostitution everywhere....









Don't these girls think they are disgracing us back home?
CelebritiesRe: Dangote Celebrates DJ Cuppy's Birthday But See What Got Nigerians Talking (video by SarcasticGenius(m):
Whatever is worth doing is worth doing well.
Nigerians are the least intelligent humans on the surface of the earth. They're ready to defend ANYTHING as long as money is involved. If Dangote farts they will probably call it perfume.
Cuppy is not the same thing as Coffee.
An error remains an error no matter who makes it.
All it shows is that even billionaires are just as human as everyone else and they not above making grammatical errors. Even Donald Trump goofs every now and then.
If you like start committing deliberate grammatical blunders when writing your exams, just because Dangote did it, and let us see how far that will take you.
Foreign AffairsRe: Millions of Muslims Riot over Acquittal Of Christian Woman In Pakistan (Pics) by SarcasticGenius(op): 11:05am On Nov 13, 2018
Answer the question intelligently and stop embarrassing yourself.

ollah2:
Are you always this stu.pid?
EntertainmentRe: Muslim Man Wants These 2 Ladies Arrested For Doing This (photos, Video) by SarcasticGenius(m): 10:31pm On Nov 12, 2018
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EntertainmentRe: Muslim Man Wants These 2 Ladies Arrested For Doing This (photos, Video) by SarcasticGenius(m): 10:29pm On Nov 12, 2018
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LiteratureRe: Stan Lee Is Dead by SarcasticGenius(m): 10:22pm On Nov 12, 2018
What I loved about him is that age never slowed him down. His mind was sharp and his ideas were fresh to the very end.
He has finally left this world behind to be with his wife of 69 years who passed on last year.
May he rest gently in bosom of our Lord for all eternity.
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BusinessRe: See What Grand Mufti Of Zimbabwe, Mufti Menk Says After Meeting Aliko Dangote by SarcasticGenius(m): 5:54pm On Nov 12, 2018
BusinessRe: See What Grand Mufti Of Zimbabwe, Mufti Menk Says After Meeting Aliko Dangote by SarcasticGenius(m): 4:56pm On Nov 12, 2018
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Flattino:
Lmao
Haijemesaito aka sarcasticgenius aka onearchceenemy are all smarter than me. I'm just a blockhead
BusinessRe: See What Grand Mufti Of Zimbabwe, Mufti Menk Says After Meeting Aliko Dangote by SarcasticGenius(m): 4:52pm On Nov 12, 2018
BusinessRe: See What Grand Mufti Of Zimbabwe, Mufti Menk Says After Meeting Aliko Dangote by SarcasticGenius(m): 4:46pm On Nov 12, 2018
Who be Haijimesauto? Na your papa name be dat?

Flattino:
Why are you crying?
Haijimesauto
BusinessRe: See What Grand Mufti Of Zimbabwe, Mufti Menk Says After Meeting Aliko Dangote by SarcasticGenius(m): 4:38pm On Nov 12, 2018
Who is yours?

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Flattino:
Bad belle
Dangote we know .
Who is your father ?
BusinessRe: See What Grand Mufti Of Zimbabwe, Mufti Menk Says After Meeting Aliko Dangote by SarcasticGenius(m): 4:26pm On Nov 12, 2018
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EducationRe: OAU Flawlessly Defeated In A Mathematics Competition By A Baby University by SarcasticGenius(m): 3:22pm On Nov 12, 2018
CelebritiesRe: Yvonne Nelson Celebrates Her 36th Birthday With Lovely Photo by SarcasticGenius(m): 2:29pm On Nov 12, 2018
If you can commit rape in your dreams, then you must be a danger to society when you're awake. They should place you on crime watch.


friendlyadvice:
E get one day I dream say I r@pe this gal prone bone style omo, E dey try scream but I use hand cover e mouth she come dey try shake yansh to off set balance but the p*ssy just dey caress my d*ck the more.
angry my room mates come begin dey make noise for room I come wake up
Foreign AffairsMillions of Muslims Riot over Acquittal Of Christian Woman In Pakistan (Pics) by SarcasticGenius(op):
It is now nearly two weeks since the Supreme Court of Pakistan acquitted a Christian woman named Asia Bibi from charges of blasphemy.

The background to Asia Bibi's unfair conviction had been condemned for it's lack of transparency and open bigotry.

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In response to the verdict, Islamist groups protested in the streets of Pakistan, "blocking roads and damaging infrastructure".The Supreme Court decision sparked protests in Lahore, Islamabad, Karachi, Peshawar and Multan.

The Head of a group calling itself Jamiat Ul Islam (J.U.L) Fazal-ur-Rehman called for protests stating that Bibi's release was "not acceptable at any cost".

The Head of another Islamic group Tehreek-i-Labbaik Pakistan (TLP) chief Khadim Hussain Rizvi and Jamaat-i-Ahle Hadees also called for protests.

Protesters belonging to the TLP party said traffic will "remain blocked until Asia Bibi is hanged."and Islamabad's main highway was blocked by "approximately a thousand club-wielding demonstrators".

Muhammad Afzal Qadri, a TLP co-founder, Afzal Qadri also called for the death of the three Supreme Court justices involved in hearing Bibi's appeal, stating:

"The Chief Justice and two others deserve to be killed ... Either their security guards, their drivers, or their chefs should kill them.


Christian schools across Pakistan have been "closed indefinitely" for safety reasons following the protests.

The government of Pakistan also shut down mobile phone networks on 2 November.

Saif-ul-Mulook, the lawyer who defended Asia Bibi, states that "his life has not been the same since; he rarely socialises, lives in a constant state of hypervigilance and has been inundated with threats."

The South China Morning Post and Christian Today reported that he is now an "easy target" for extremists.

On 3 November 2018, he was reported as "having fled" the country, to the Netherlands.

Saif-ul-Mulook maintains that the United Nations "kept me for three days and then put me on a plane against my wishes" as he "refused to leave the country without ensuring that his client was out of prison."

It is now unclear what Asia Bibi's faith will be as the government of Pakistan appears to have bowed to pressure from the majority Islamists and have now announced a willingness to review the decision of the Supreme Court to acquit her and have placed her on a travel ban pending when the review is completed.

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Pictures of rioters.

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Foreign AffairsRe: Terror-free Slovakia Completely Refuses Islam And Won’t Allow A Single Mosque by SarcasticGenius(m): 1:26pm On Nov 12, 2018
Wonderful news. Finally the rest of the world is beginning to get the message. SEPARATE yourselves from Islam. Don't kill or persecute MOOslims. Just ask them to go their own way and let them leave you in peace.
RomanceRe: q by SarcasticGenius(m): 11:01pm On Oct 20, 2018
A 12 year old porn addict? If he's already an addict at such a young age, only God knows what he'll become when he reaches adulthood.
RomanceRe: Woman Marries Best Friend’s Dad In U.S (photo) by SarcasticGenius(m): 10:56pm On Oct 20, 2018
Dis one has an advanced Phd in oloshoism. The so called relationship with her friend was just a ruse to hook a rich man.
PoliticsRe: How Fulani Rulers Are Seen To Be Mani North To Rule Nigeria – Akande by SarcasticGenius(m): 10:47pm On Oct 20, 2018
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CrimeRe: Armed Robbers Storms A Man's Home Guarded By Tiger, See What Happened Next by SarcasticGenius(m): 9:37pm On Oct 20, 2018
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PoliticsRe: Ffks Lies About Kanu Agreeing To Work With PDP Busted! by SarcasticGenius(m): 6:17pm On Oct 20, 2018
Buterflyle0:
This thread is about FFK and not Atiku.

You wailers always desperately want to shift the goalposts.

Your heartbreak will be real by the time Kanu speaks tomorrow grin

Make sure you are close to a hospital
Lol, you can enjoy your wet dream for as long as it lasts. Nnamdi Kanu has nothing to do with Nigerian politics. If this is the latest BMC lie concocted by LIAR MADhaMAD for the purpose of discrediting the PDP it will fail in the same way that the dullard failed his school cert exams 50 years ago.

PoliticsRe: Ffks Lies About Kanu Agreeing To Work With PDP Busted! by SarcasticGenius(m): 6:05pm On Oct 20, 2018
Buterflyle0:
The stroke is actually hitting you wailers real hard already.

Your problems keep increasing.

Atiku is wanted in the USA and instead of going, he chose to spread lies about him being awarded by Clinton and it has been busted as a 2012 picture at an award in Lagos grin

Now Kanu himself is driving a dagger right into the heart of PDP cheesy

Nightmare upon Nightmare
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But this same Atiku was your darling and your dearly beloved until he dumped you and went back to the PDP. grin We know you guys lack integrity, but must you lack shame as well?
PoliticsRe: Ffks Lies About Kanu Agreeing To Work With PDP Busted! by SarcasticGenius(m): 5:50pm On Oct 20, 2018
Buterflyle0:
About 40minutes ago, a very close friend and founder of the Igbo youth movement Mr Elliot Ugochukwu Uko came out to refute the claim by FFK that Nnamdi Kanu has suddenly gone political.

Attached is his Facebook message which has cleared the air about the lie by FFK

Mynd44, OAM4J
Hardest working BMC how far? I can see that any hope I had that you may have learned a lesson from your previous lies about Atiku being a wanted man in the US was in vain. Now you're peddling a fresh batch of lies and deceptions.Hope your Atiku induced frustration won't lead to a stroke one day.
CelebritiesRe: Kid Sister Of Ooni's New Wife Slays And Twerks In The Sacred Palace by SarcasticGenius(m): 5:35pm On Oct 20, 2018
Ooni will be more like dis rite now.........

princechurchill:
Oni right now ahhhhhhhhhh in my palace?
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HealthRe: Polio Victim Shares Story, Seeks For Job, Says He Doesn’t Want To Beg. Pics by SarcasticGenius(m): 2:52pm On Oct 20, 2018
Poor guy. Polio could have been eradicated in Nigeria over 20 years ago if not for a certain illiterate and backward region of the country.
At a time they were even kidnapping and killing health care practitioners who came to offer vaccination against polio.
SportsRe: Lionel Messi Is More Mature Than Neymar - Barcelona Legend Xavi by SarcasticGenius(m): 2:41pm On Oct 20, 2018
IslamRe: Turkish Muslims Have Been Facing The Wrong Direction To Pray For Decades by SarcasticGenius(m): 12:41pm On Oct 20, 2018
adamsbadoo:
that's pathetic...
it shows non credibility of ur believe....our beloved religion is named and accredited by the most high in the quran....

please, tell me where jesus said you should practice christianity.
The plagiarist who copied the COOran is called the "most low" and not the "most high"

John 11:25
"I am the resurrection and the life. Anyone who believes in me will live, even after dying

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