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Seun:I'm sorry, but that's a rather rudderless equation. Most top chefs are asked all the time what the key or special ingredient in their dishes are. So why can't a person be queried as to what the central ideology in his belief system is? https://scontent.flos8-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/43288376_466858133818712_683397290420862976_n.jpg?_nc_cat=101&oh=5dcb4154a8b2d62c235297f0df66a5a3&oe=5C491749 |
GoTV:Yes. We wonder all the time why MOOslimes are free of controversies. We also wonder about the abundance of MOOslimes pretending to be Christians on this forum. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DoLP82UXUAEZsVO.jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DoLR7TMX0AIn8P7.jpg https://scontent.flos8-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/40566554_451666508671208_2228101751808983040_n.jpg?_nc_cat=103&oh=eb9c587e01df33f596301c672fa4dc6a&oe=5C27B05B |
LuciferKristi:The legend of your stupidity and childish attempts at popularity keeps growing on NL. Keep up the dumbness. |
WTF?! |
https://scontent.flos8-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/43242520_466398327198026_572498035087507456_n.jpg?_nc_cat=108&oh=7f71e452ea9c2194845e45f0d7e2ff91&oe=5C489581 https://scontent.flos8-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/43246184_466398280531364_1512626020669194240_n.jpg?_nc_cat=102&oh=d5da14b838175b02569d39398953432e&oe=5C500A07 https://scontent.flos8-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/43239392_466398323864693_5569635610026573824_n.jpg?_nc_cat=106&oh=3bf7a63acb04702ad6357c24ed6abdf4&oe=5C4C3DF3 Beijing (CNN)-Chinese actress Fan Bingbing has been fined for tax evasion, state media reported Wednesday, the first public pronouncement about the star since she mysteriously disappeared from public view in June. According to state-run news agency Xinhua, Fan, who makes about 44 million dollars annually, has been ordered to pay almost $130 million, after she misreported how much money she had received for certain film projects, using so-called "yin-yang contracts" to conceal from the authorities her true remuneration and avoid millions of dollars in taxes. Fan and companies related to her were ordered to pay around $42 million in late taxes and fees, along with a fine of $86 million. Because she was a first-time offender, the government said criminal charges would not be filed against her if she pays all the money by an undisclosed deadline, Xinhua reported. Fan's disappearance from public view sparked widespread speculation she had been detained by the authorities. Xinhua said she had been under investigation by tax authorities in Jiangsu province, near Shanghai but didn't provide any details on her current whereabouts. In a letter posted on social media, Fan, 37, apologized profusely and repeatedly to the public and government. "As a public figure, I should have abided by laws and regulations, and been a role model in the industry and society," she said. "I shouldn't have lost self-restraint or become lax in managing (my companies), which led to the violation of laws, in the name of economic interests." Fan admitted to signing the contracts and said she "completely accepts" the decision by tax authorities. "Without the favorable polices of the Communist Party and state, without the love of the people, there would have been no Fan Bingbing," she added. Her case was clearly designed as a warning to other high profile celebrities, with the State Administration of Taxation saying it had launched a campaign to recover all back taxes in the entertainment industry. Those who do not meet a December 31 deadline could face criminal charges, the authority said. https://edition.cnn.com/2018/10/02/entertainment/china-fan-bingbing-tax-intl/index.html Fynestboi, MissyB3 Fynestboi, MissyB3 Fynestboi, MissyB3 Fynestboi, MissyB3 Fynestboi, MissyB3 Fynestboi, MissyB3 |
I thought masturbation was supposed to cause stress and not the other way round?!? ![]() |
So the woman laughed it off eventually. What a good sport. |
WawaIPODJew:Ask for DNA Paternity test then. ![]() |
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WawaIPODJew:You mean IPOBS will cry over a meaningless picture? The same way that Middle Beltans are crying over the numerous herdmen atrocities? Or the same way Leah Sharibu's parents have been crying? Your IQ is as low grade as your moniker WawaIPODJew. I blame the idiot who borrowed you the |
Name it Buhari instead. |
Why is it that all old, senile, stupid, outdated, lifeless, braindead, senseless, unintelligent African leaders,act the same way? https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DovalS6XoAAu5Vv.jpg |
This is a fake tweet. Fake tweets are easily generated. |
eniade07:It will soon start working on you, have no fear. |
Tales by moonlight. |
AlhajaChinyere:Don't worry. Neither of them are MUDSLIMES so wife beating is unlikely. Unless the man turns out to be a psycho. |
RurouniKenshin:I don't understand you guys anymore. I'm no fan of dullard buhari or his evil policies, I'm just someone who wants the right thing to be done. |
For a practicing MUDslime, underage sex is part and parcel of his religion. |
PassingShot:It really must hurt like hell to be this stupid. This same BULLSH.IT BURAtai and his evil master President Buhari claimed not long ago that Libyans are behind the attacks in the middle belt and now he is singing a new tune that the people of Plateau are the ones killing themselves. If you are that dumb and you believe these lies, then please keep your stupidity to yourself in case it might be contagious. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DorTW3JWwAEmqWr.jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DorYO71XoAA7YVO.jpg |
Village people why now? RIP. |
RurouniKenshin:Really? I have all 96 episodes of rurouni kenshin (Batto Sai), 4 animated movies and 1 live action movie that was made in 2012. In all of these films, Makoto Shishio's body temperarure overheated and he ended up destroying himself after easily wiping out Kenshin Himura, Hajime Saito and Aoshi Shimamura at the same time. Lord Shishio was never defeated. He reigns in Hell. |
Kolombz:It's a lack of intelligence that will keep feminism out of Africa, just as it has kept other progressive movements like science, technology and economic advancement beyond the reach of the typical dimwitted sub-intelligent ape descended Africans. |
babaireti: |
NYSC: The Seven Sins of Davido and Accompanying Sanctions by Richarmond O. Natha-Alade In recent time, there has been emphasis on the need to participate in the one year National Youth Service Corps (NYSC) scheme mandated under the enabling Act. The calls amidst the recent realities of sacks, resignations and disqualifications (among others) of political leaders who became graduates at and/or before the age of thirty but failed to participate in the scheme. The mandatory NYSC scheme is governed by several codes and ethics, the violation of which attracts penalties, ranging from extension of service year to termination of service year and prosecution among other disciplinary actions to be determined by the designated and/or empowered officials of the Scheme. David Adedeji Adeleke, popularly known as Davido, recently put in for the mandatory NYSC program sequel to his graduation from the University before the age of thirty. Consequently, he was mobilised to the Iyana Ipaja, Lagos Orientation Camp of the Scheme but has since taken off to do other things. Davido is widely acknowledged and popular both home and abroad. That said, can we conclude that the George Orwell’s view about the society by his book ‘Animal farm’ is in play? Whence, he said by several allegorical syllogism: “All animals are equal but some are more equal than the other”. In other words, it seems we are all equal before the law but some are more equal than others. The question is; is Davido above all other Corps members currently participating in the program to the extent that he cannot be sanctioned, queried and/or at least cautioned if found wanting? Davido, 26, was one of the 2,152 Batch ‘B’ Stream II corps members sworn-in at the NYSC orientation camp at Iyana Ipaja in August, 2018. Since Davido joined the Scheme, the Following are the SEVEN NYSC Rules of engagement broken by him: 1. Davido was brought into the Orientation camp a chauffeur Driven White exotic car and drove amidst fanfare among other corps members and obviously protected by security guides. 2. Davido left the Orientation camp and never participated in the activities of NYSC at the camp. The Pop star left the orientation camp to Boston in United States ahead of his ‘Locked Up’ Concert. Afterward, he performed at the opening day of Jay-Z’s Made in America Festival in Philadelphia, United States. 3. After leaving the orientation camp, Davido never returned. 4. Davido’s Primary Place of Assignment is unknown. 5. Davido did not report promptly to his Primary Place of Assignment or participate in activities at his secondary place of assignment. 6. Davido continues to engage in his private practice as a musician. 7. Davido fully participated in politics during the recently concluded governorship elections in Osun State. It is noteworthy that the above listed offences attract both light and heavy penalties if some of the offences considered as reconcilable are not met with the attached condition precedents. Davido violated the provisions of Section 3(I)(15) of the NYSC Bye-Laws (18/19), Section 3(III)(2, 3, 5 6, 7,12, 14)) of the NYSC Bye-Laws (18/19), and Section 4(9) of the NYSC Bye-Laws (18/19). For ease of reference, I hereunder reproduce the contents of the cited sections of the Bye Laws: Section 3(I)(15) of the Bye laws provides as follows: During the Period of orientation, every member shall not bring vehicles or motorcycles into the orientation camp. Any member who brings vehicles or motorcycles to camp shall not be registered, and if already registered, shall be decamped ii) Such member shall only be allowed to return to service to join the next batch in the orientation camp. Section 3(III)(2, 3, 5 6, 7,12, 14) of the NYSC Bye-Laws (1993) Provides as follows: During the Period of Primary Assignment, every member shall: 2. Not be late to report at duty station Any member who reports late at duty station shall be tried by the Corps Disciplinary Committee and if found guilty, be liable to extension of service on half pay double the period he is late to station. Any member who reports late at duty station shall be tried by the Corps Disciplinary Committee and if found guilty, be liable to extension of service on half pay double the period he is late to station 3. Not fail to report to duty punctually. Any member who reports late for duty shall be queried by his employer and the report sent to the State Coordinator for disciplinary action. 5. Not fail to carry out duties diligently Any member who fails to carry out his duties diligently shall be queried by his employer and the report sent to the State Coordinator for disciplinary action. 6. leave his duty station or absent himself from any official activity without the written consent of the State Coordinator. Any member who leaves his duty station or absents himself from any official activity without the permission of the State Coordinator shall be tried by the Corps Disciplinary Committee and, if found guilty, be liable to extension of service with half pay double the period of absence. 7. Not travel outside the State without written permission of the State Coordinator Any member who travels outside the State without the written permission of the State Coordinator shall be tried by the Corps Disciplinary Committee and, if found guilty, be liable to forfeiture of allowance for the number of days absent and extension of service with half pay double the period of absence. 12. Not engage in private practice Any member who engages in private practice shall be tried by the Corps Disciplinary Committee and, if found guilty, be liable on conviction to extension of service for a period not less than twenty one (21) days without pay. 14. Not travel outside Nigeria without the written permission of the Director-General Any member who travels outside Nigeria without the written permission of the Director-General shall be tried by the Corps Disciplinary Committee and, if found guilty, be liable to extension of service without pay double the period of absence Section 4(9) of the NYSC Bye-Laws (1993) Provides as follows: Every member shall Not take part in partisan politics. Any member who takes part in partisan politics is liable to extension of service for a period not less than three (3) months without pay. It is clear from the above-cited provisions of the NYSC byelaws and the facts earlier relayed that Davido is in breach of the rules guiding the NYSC scheme. Even if we were to assume that Davido obtained permission for all his engagements, the question to ask is how much permission can he take during his continuous participation in the scheme? By section 6(2) of the enabling law, Davido cannot get more than 14 days leave of absence during the entire program. Davido similarly went overboard when he wore PDP attires and campaigned from town to town for his uncle, Senator Ademola Adeleke, despite being a corps member in active service. Despite all the breaches, there is no record to show that Davido has been queried, sanctioned, brought before a court, suspended and/or cautioned in any way by the NYSC management. The inference to be drawn is that Davido is above the law or above all other corps members. The Lagos State NYSC coordinator and the Director General of the NYSC clearly owe Nigerians some explanations. Richarmond O. Natha-Alade is a legal Practitioner and Principal Partner at Sun Natha-Alade & Partners (SNATHAP). https://www.lawyard.ng/nysc-the-seven-sins-of-davido-and-accompanying-sanctions-by-richarmond-o-natha-alade/ Over to these gentlemen. Let us see if a post from NYSC can ever make the Front page:
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GavelSlam:...........my Sex Award Winner (S.A.W) https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DoLP82UXUAEZsVO.jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DoLR7TMX0AIn8P7.jpg https://scontent.flos8-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/40566554_451666508671208_2228101751808983040_n.jpg?_nc_cat=103&oh=eb9c587e01df33f596301c672fa4dc6a&oe=5C27B05B |



