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IslamRe: Turkish Muslims Have Been Facing The Wrong Direction To Pray For Decades by SarcasticGenius(m): 11:24am On Oct 20, 2018
I'm sorry, but that's a rather dumb observation. I'm a follower of Christ so that makes me a Christian by default. But what would you call someone who believes in this sort of nonsense grin?

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adamsbadoo:
Well, interprete it anyhow u like...
however, you haven't told me where bible say ur religion is christianity.....

check this while at it.


friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2014/09/29/8-things-your-pastor-will-never-tell-you-about-the-bible/
PoliticsRe: Buhari Reveals Real Reason Behind Herdsmen & Farmers Clashes by SarcasticGenius(m): 11:21am On Oct 20, 2018
Omeokachie:
Never in the history of Nigeria has there been any president more confused like this one.


One moment it is ISIS infiltrating the country

Another moment they are fighters trained by Ghadaffi

At another, they are politicians trying to rubbish my government.

Another time they are opposition against corruption fight.

Now it is herdsmen displaced by desertification.

How do you find solution to a problem when your diagnosis keeps changing based on your feelings on any given day!
Exactly. What does the dullard want us to believe?


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PoliticsRe: Buhari Reveals Real Reason Behind Herdsmen & Farmers Clashes by SarcasticGenius(m): 11:10am On Oct 20, 2018
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IslamRe: Turkish Muslims Have Been Facing The Wrong Direction To Pray For Decades by SarcasticGenius(m): 11:07am On Oct 20, 2018
adamsbadoo:
does Interpretation of dream depict racism?... you need to be flogged.
Yes. MOOhamAD saw a black woman in his dream and he interpreted it as a sign that a plague (disease) was about to break out. Why does a black woman symbolise disease?
IslamRe: Turkish Muslims Have Been Facing The Wrong Direction To Pray For Decades by SarcasticGenius(m): 10:14am On Oct 20, 2018
adamsbadoo:
I can't see that pic u posted coz am using java phone.
Ask allah to provide you with a better phone. grin grin grin
IslamRe: Turkish Muslims Have Been Facing The Wrong Direction To Pray For Decades by SarcasticGenius(m): 10:01am On Oct 20, 2018
adamsbadoo:
WRONG! THe kingdom of GOD was snatched away frm israelites and given to the ARABs (saudi)

But we don't worship the same God. You worship Allah who promised you 72 virgins and sex without ending grin But answer the question, why do black people symbolise evil in Islam?
CrimeRe: Even Paris Hotel, Imo Where Underage Girls Operate As Sex Slaves by SarcasticGenius(m): 9:59am On Oct 20, 2018
huh huh
IslamRe: Turkish Muslims Have Been Facing The Wrong Direction To Pray For Decades by SarcasticGenius(m): 9:47am On Oct 20, 2018
Lol grin see naked desperation! No matter how hard you try, you can't force MOOhamad into Biblical narrative. It just sounds dumb. Jesus only promised to send the Holy Spirit. He was consoling them because they were sad after he told them that He would be going back to Heaven and he promised to send them a Comforter, to comfort them in His absence. Going by headslam logic, the Apostles would have to wait for Hundreds of Years for their fake comforter called Moohamad instead of waiting til the day of Pentecost which happened 40 days after Christ ascended to heaven. Please save this your sub-intelligent babble for your Friday mosque sermons. When you talk to real Christians like this, it only makes us laugh.

Those verses refer only to the Holy Spirit:

John 14: 16 to 18.

16 And I will pray the Father, and he shall give you another Comforter, that he may abide with you for ever;

17 Even the Spirit of truth; whom the world cannot receive, because it seeth him not, neither knoweth him: but ye know him; for he dwelleth with you, and shall be in you.

18 I will not leave you comfortless: I will come to you.

19 Yet a little while, and the world seeth me no more; but ye see me: because I live, ye shall live also.




adamsbadoo:
The above verses clearly refer to
Prophet Muhammad (pbuh) as he was
the the only religious figure after Jesus
Christ who testified Jesus Christ as an
article of faith. He 'glorified' Jesus
Christ and Muslims are the only other people who believe in Jesus Christ. No
Muslim is a Muslim if he doesn't believe
in Jesus Christ. . . . . But as a Mighty
Messenger of God and not as Son of
God.
IslamRe: Turkish Muslims Have Been Facing The Wrong Direction To Pray For Decades by SarcasticGenius(m): 9:38am On Oct 20, 2018
Yep. The Jews are being rebuked for rejecting their Messiah. As punishment, those who rejected God's prophecy will have the Kingdom promised to them taken away and given to those who hear the Word and believe it.

Acts 15: 13-16

“Brothers, listen to me. Simeon has explained how God first concerned himself to select from among the Gentiles a people for his name. The words of the prophets agree with this, as it is written, 16 ‘After this I will return,and I will rebuild the fallen tent of David;I will rebuild its ruins and restore it, so that the rest of humanity may seek the Lord,namely, all the Gentiles I have called to be my own,’ says the Lord,

You still owe me an explanation about why your "prophet" hates black people so much huh

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adamsbadoo:
*
Matthew 21:43



can u explain this?*
Matthew 21:43



can u explain this?
IslamRe: Turkish Muslims Have Been Facing The Wrong Direction To Pray For Decades by SarcasticGenius(m): 11:06pm On Oct 19, 2018
adamsbadoo:
It's quite funny how you decode that, atleast they are his wives....he's surely strong. Physically, mentally, sexually.
But isn't a "prophet" supposed to have some degree of self control and discipline? If he was busy "gbamushing" 11 women day and night, then it might explain why he never had the time to educate himself and died as an ignoramus. Only a prejudiced, racist, ignoramus would hate black people as much as this "prophet" did:

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IslamRe: Turkish Muslims Have Been Facing The Wrong Direction To Pray For Decades by SarcasticGenius(m): 10:42pm On Oct 19, 2018
adamsbadoo:
You are telling me to hate my relatives because i want to serve GOD ?
I'm telling you to hate ANYTHING, including YOUR OWN LIFE, if it is going to lead you astray. Pretty intense message ain't it? By the way, you haven't answered my question about the sex marathon by a certain "prophet"? huh
CrimeRe: South Africans Threaten To Launch Fresh Xenophobic Attacks On Foreigners by SarcasticGenius(m): 10:12pm On Oct 19, 2018
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IslamRe: Turkish Muslims Have Been Facing The Wrong Direction To Pray For Decades by SarcasticGenius(m): 10:10pm On Oct 19, 2018
Lol, see stupidity.

Whoever loves his life will lose it, but whoever hates his life in this world will keep it for eternal life.
John 12:25

This scripture only teaches that love for God must be so strong that everything else, including love for parents and love for ones own life will seem like hate. But please tell me what kind of teaching is this from MOOhamad? grin

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adamsbadoo:
Then where is the place of love and care to
others in the kingdom?
PoliticsRe: Buhari: 'We Will Destroy Boko Haram, You Can’t Shout Allahu Akbar & Be Killing' by SarcasticGenius(op): 9:50pm On Oct 19, 2018
IslamRe: Turkish Muslims Have Been Facing The Wrong Direction To Pray For Decades by SarcasticGenius(m): 8:34pm On Oct 19, 2018
See iSLIMICALLY inspired moronic thinking grin grin Jesus is the example for Christians to follow and Jesus never kept any slaves unlike your beloved MOOhamad and Jesus never pillaged or attacked any innocent human beings like your muhamad and Jesus did not promise his followers a paradise of everlasting vag.ina grin grin

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hahn:
See holy spirit inspired English abeg grin



Lol. Imaginary salvation like his imaginary father grin



Ask the muslims undecided



However, you may purchase male or female slaves from among the foreigners who live among you. You may also purchase the children of such resident foreigners, including those who have been born in your land. You may treat them as your property, passing them on to your children as a permanent inheritance. You may treat your slaves like this, but the people of Israel, your relatives, must never be treated this way. (Leviticus 25:44-46 NLT)

When a man strikes his male or female slave with a rod so hard that the slave dies under his hand, he shall be punished. If, however, the slave survives for a day or two, he is not to be punished, since the slave is his own property. (Exodus 21:20-21 NAB)

Murder, rape and pillage of the Midianites (Numbers 31:7-18 NLT)

They attacked Midian just as the LORD had commanded Moses, and they killed all the men. All five of the Midianite kings – Evi, Rekem, Zur, Hur, and Reba – died in the battle. They also killed Balaam son of Beor with the sword. Then the Israelite army captured the Midianite women and children and seized their cattle and flocks and all their wealth as plunder. They burned all the towns and villages where the Midianites had lived. After they had gathered the plunder and captives, both people and animals, they brought them all to Moses and Eleazar the priest, and to the whole community of Israel, which was camped on the plains of Moab beside the Jordan River, across from Jericho.

Moses, Eleazar the priest, and all the leaders of the people went to meet them outside the camp. But Moses was furious with all the military commanders who had returned from the battle. “Why have you let all the women live?” he demanded. “These are the very ones who followed Balaam’s advice and caused the people of Israel to rebel against the LORD at Mount Peor. They are the ones who caused the plague to strike the LORD’s people. Now kill all the boys and all the women who have slept with a man. Only the young girls who are virgins may live; you may keep them for yourselves.


More Murder Rape and Pillage (Deuteronomy 20:10-14)

As you approach a town to attack it, first offer its people terms for peace. If they accept your terms and open the gates to you, then all the people inside will serve you in forced labor. But if they refuse to make peace and prepare to fight, you must attack the town. When the LORD your God hands it over to you, kill every man in the town. But you may keep for yourselves all the women, children, livestock, and other plunder. You may enjoy the spoils of your enemies that the LORD your God has given you.


As you can see rape and slavery are supported by the bible



At least pray for the power of proper spelling undecided
IslamRe: Turkish Muslims Have Been Facing The Wrong Direction To Pray For Decades by SarcasticGenius(m): 8:29pm On Oct 19, 2018
Slavery was not for eternity in ancient Israel: Slaves were set free after serving for a certain period. (Exodus 21:2-6)

I always consult headslam whenever I need to amuse myself. You guys are real clowns grin grin

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IslamRe: Turkish Muslims Have Been Facing The Wrong Direction To Pray For Decades by SarcasticGenius(m): 8:11pm On Oct 19, 2018
adebayo3449:
Ok
If that is too much for you.
Nehemiah 8 : 4-6.
Thank God you are a genius.
You should understand
Yes I'm a genius. I apparently have more intelligence in my little finger than allah and his prophet have in their brains:



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IslamRe: Turkish Muslims Have Been Facing The Wrong Direction To Pray For Decades by SarcasticGenius(m): 5:30pm On Oct 19, 2018
This can only be evidence that your religion shamelessly photocopied some of the ritualistic aspects of Jewish and Christian prayer life. Unfortunately your "prophet" failed to follow the example of high ethical and moral standards that Christ and Moses set for their followers.

adebayo3449:
“Humble yourselves in the presence of the Lord, and He will exalt you.” – James 4:10

Some Christians may find the Muslim method of prayer odd…but if they were to pray as described in the Bible then they would find themselves praying much like Muslims…for example:

ABLUTION:

“Then David arose from the earth, and washed, and anointed himself, and changed his apparel, and came into the house of the LORD, and worshipped…”
(2 Samuel 12:20)

“So they shall wash their hands and their feet, that they die not: and it shall be a statute for ever to them, even to him and to his seed throughout their generations.”
(Exodus 30:21)

“And Moses and Aaron and his sons washed their hands and their feet…”
(Exodus 40:31)

RAISING OF THE HANDS:

“Thus will I bless thee while I live: I will lift up my hands in thy name.” (Psalms 63:4)

ALLAHU AKBAR:

“Great is the LORD, and most worthy of praise…”
(Psalms 48:1)

PROSTRATION:

“And Abram fell on his face: and God talked with him…”
(Genesis 17:3)

“…and they (Moses and Aaron) fell upon their faces: and the glory of the LORD appeared unto them.”
(Numbers 20:6)

“And Joshua rent his clothes, and fell to the earth upon his face before the ark of the LORD until the eventide, he and the elders of Israel, and put dust upon their heads.”
(Joshua 7:6)

“…they bowed themselves with their faces to the ground upon the pavement, and worshipped, and praised the LORD…”
(2 Chronicles 7:3)

“…and they bowed their heads, and worshipped the LORD with their faces to the ground.”
(Nehemiah 8:6)

“And he (Jesus) went a little farther and fell on his face, and prayed…”
(Matthew 26:39)

“And when the disciples heard it,they fell on their faces…”
(Matthew 17:6)

“…and he (Elijah) cast himself down upon the earth, and put his face between his knees…”
(1 Kings 18:42)

“…and (all the angels) fell before the throne on their faces, and worshipped God…”
(Revelations 7:11)

“O come, let us worship and bow down: let us kneel before the LORD our maker.”
(Psalms 95:6)

“…all they that go down to the dust shall bow before him: and none can keep alive his own soul.”
(Psalms 22:29)

“…And Manoah and his wife looked on it, and fell on their faces to the ground.”
(Judges 13:20)

“And when all the people saw it,they fell on their faces: and they said, The LORD, He is the God; the LORD, He is the God.”
(1 Kings 18:39)

“I fell upon my face, and cried, and said, Ah Lord GOD!”
(Ezekiel 9:cool

“David arose out of a place toward the south, and fell on his face to the ground, and bowed himself three times…”
(1 Samuel 20:41)

“And Joshua fell on his face to the earth, and did worship…”
(Joshua 5:14)

“And it came to pass, that, when Abraham’s servant heard their words, he worshipped the LORD, bowing himself to the earth…” (Genesis 24:52)

I will advise you to take your Bible and find out your self.
We Muslims are not like you guys that just quote a verse that does not exist.
You are free to verify this one.
IslamRe: Turkish Muslims Have Been Facing The Wrong Direction To Pray For Decades by SarcasticGenius(m): 5:28pm On Oct 19, 2018
lekanation:
Timothy McVeigh was a Muslim toohuh Dylan roof too, mark David Chapman, Eric Roberthuh Robert Lewis?? had enough
Non of them claimed to be acting in the name of Christ. There is such a thing as political terror. Groups like the Irish Republican Army and ETA in Spain were political terrorist.
The fact remains that as far as religiously motivated terrorism is concerned, Islam is the global leader by a country mile.
IslamRe: Turkish Muslims Have Been Facing The Wrong Direction To Pray For Decades by SarcasticGenius(m): 5:20pm On Oct 19, 2018
hahn:
That is why Jesus was unable to offer anything meaningful to the world. Why will you now want to have anything in common with such a loser? undecided
What about this guy? grin grin grin

IslamRe: Turkish Muslims Have Been Facing The Wrong Direction To Pray For Decades by SarcasticGenius(m): 4:57pm On Oct 19, 2018
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PoliticsBuhari: 'We Will Destroy Boko Haram, You Can’t Shout Allahu Akbar & Be Killing' by SarcasticGenius(op): 2:48pm On Oct 19, 2018
Hear the "wisdom" of our "beloved" Presido grin....

By Olalekan Adetayo, Abuja

President Muhammadu Buhari has boasted that his administration will destroy members of the Boko Haram sect.

He said it was wrong for any individual or group to be killing innocent people and destroying properties under the guise of doing it for God.

Buhari spoke while hosting some entertainers of the Northern Nigerian extraction, Kannywood, to a dinner at the Presidential Villa, Abuja on Thursday evening.

The President who spoke in the Hausa language said the Federal Government would not allow any group hiding under religion to unleash terror on innocent citizens.

He said those who are killing in the name of God were either ignorant or they don’t believe in God.

He said, “It is totally wrong for any believer in God to kill innocent people either in the mosque, church or the marketplace.

“You cannot be shouting Allahu Akbar (Allah is Great), Allahu Akbar, and be killing innocent citizens and destroying properties all in the name of God.

“It is either you don’t know what you are saying or you don’t even believe in the existence of God Almighty.

“God has nothing to do with injustice.

“So, now we are confronting them and by the grace of God we will destroy them.”
https://punchng.com/well-destroy-boko-haram-buhari-boasts/

PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Is Alive, Spotted In Jerusalem Praying, Poses With IPOB Members by SarcasticGenius(m): 1:46pm On Oct 19, 2018
buhariguy:
Thank God, terrorist nnamdi kanu has resurrected from his early grave.

No lefelendum no election.
Terrorist nnamdi kanu don't have Choice than to work for buhari 2023.
Because
Terrorist nnamdi kanu were turning in his grave as his worshipers are now worshipping thief atiku dollars,

The jobless aggressive lazy idiotic pigs of bia-fra terrorist wicked oo, they prefer dollars more than their terrorist leader,
As the jobless aggressive lazy idiotic pigs of bia-fra terrorist wanted to make thief atiku and obituary as the president and vice president of the jobless aggressive lazy idiotic pigs of bia-fra terrorist organization.
LOL, rant as much as you want. Nnamdi Kanu is not responsible for the corruption, poverty, backwardness and supreme ignorance of your aboki brethren. Your hate will only end up giving you hypertension.

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PoliticsRe: APC Uses Picture From India To Promote Rice Revolution In Nigeria by SarcasticGenius(m): 7:45am On Oct 19, 2018
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SportsRe: Nations Cup- Egypt, Tunisia, Senegal, Madagascar Through. Plus Group Standings by SarcasticGenius(m): 4:53pm On Oct 18, 2018
Can anyone actually pronounce this name? huh

Njiva Rakotoharimalala
PoliticsRe: Governing Board Of NHIS Suspends Usman Yusuf Indefinitely by SarcasticGenius(m): 4:18pm On Oct 18, 2018
This is the omugo who bragged that he was bullet proof because the dullard is his uncle. He was busy awarding contracts to himself and his cronies with impunity and the dullard was turning a blind eye. That same dullard is now giving his equally stupid nephew a cosmetic sack. He will be reinstated if the dullard is reelected in 2019. If you vote for the dullard this will be your fate:

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NYSCRe: Nma Is A Professional Association Not Regulatory Agency.. Nysc Get It Right by SarcasticGenius(m): 7:18pm On Oct 17, 2018
Lawyers face a similar issue with the N.B.A. I'm guessing the difference between law and medicine is that in law, membership of the N.B.A is mandatory.

zubby4567:
NMA IS PROFESSIONAL ASSOCIATION NOT REGULATORY AGENCY NYSC GET IT RIGTH



Just like Pharmaceutiacal Society of Nigeria(PSN), Association of Medical Laboratory Scientist of Nigeria (AMLSN)etc, so also NMA.I just read it at the twitter handle of National Youth Service Corps that each Medical certificate /fitness most be accompanied with NMA stamp....."just to curb quackery ....."


My questions to NYSC are as follows

I. Where can I get NMA hospital NOT Federal, State or Any other Primary health care in this country?


II. Is the NMA responsible for the medical check up OR the hospitals?


Iii. Is the stamp from respective hospital managenents not enough ?


Iv. What really NMA members contributes in medical report/fitness



If we really know the answers to above questions I wonder if NYSC is not promoting Quackery rather than trying to Checkmate it because out of morthern 10 different investigations, non of them is been done by NMA member rather other medical professionals



All tests eg HbsAg, Genotype, Urine/stool analysis, Hb, PCV, HCV, TB etc are done and signed by qualified Medical Laboratory Scientists


X-rays and visual test are carried out by Radiographers and Optometrist respectively...

So in these case, What NYSC are they really telling us, is this not promoting quackery by accepting a signed document from the person who is not qualified and liecensed to carried it out?

Similarly, it will be a rediculous if a memeber of particular profession can sign a the document, it means that there will be no authentication, and the members might be deciding to accept or demand something and the aim is totally defeated.


THE WAY FORWARD

1.That Hospital Managements should be and the only way to get medical report/fitness as it comprises the input of different Health professionals


2. If any body most stamp it should be regulatory body Eg Medical laboratory Science Council of Nigeria(MLSCN) Medical and Dental Council of Nigeria (MDCN) etc not professional association who are not affiliate to any government parataltas.





3.If any Professional Association has to Sign, it should be of equal proportion by signing what your respective profession contribute




Finally I hope that the Government, NYSC and Other respective profession involve will figure out a workable solution to avoid any further rediculous way of fighting quackery.


ADAMU
CelebritiesRe: Michael From TV Show '90 Days Fiance' Visits Davido At His Home by SarcasticGenius(m): 7:02pm On Oct 17, 2018
Another desperate "youth" who is gallivanting with an ancient oyinbo olosho for the sake of cash.
PoliticsRe: Killing of Hauwa Liman: Red Cross Says It Refused To Pay Ransom - Reuters by SarcasticGenius(m): 6:58pm On Oct 17, 2018
May curses, afflictions and sorrow rain down on the lives of everyone involved in the promotion of this evil ideology, from the illiterate who started it centuries ago to the illiterate who is secretly carrying it on in Nigeria.
WebmastersRe: Bill Gates Says He's 'heartbroken' By The Death Of His Microsoft Cofounder by SarcasticGenius(m): 7:21am On Oct 17, 2018
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