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It could be a free-for-all.

It could also be the dude nuzzling the first dude's nuts with his head, and caressing the third dude's balls with his foot

Well, it's "international" ....

Odiegwu!!! This south Africa and it's topless fetish...

Let me at least tell you my Side of the story

Buhahahahaha ....naija must copy this o as usual

So when you say we won't believe he's Nigerian, u mean he's too cute/too light/too posh to be Nigerian??


Another Jidenna in the making...

If no 2 is smart, he can live.


All he has to do is to back up real slow likr he's scared. Before the other dude realized that he's on a long thing, no 2 has escaped.

#jackbauerstyle

Vixo:
That easy?

Depends on my options...

If there's none other, i'd just Jack off.

No biggie.

On to the next one...

RexKexMilann:
Most Nigerian Ladies will put up with All those Stuffs WHEN the Dude in Question Has Acquired Enough Affluence.



What I Am "typing" is that MONEY is the KEYWORD ..... So I expect you to drop the Samsung Duos you used in creating this thread AND go Make lots of Money .






#God Bless You AYH .

#Amen #Word

Trump is America's guilty pleasure. He has lots of under-G supporters.

Torch it

kilokeys:
It might be better... No questions no extra charges besides electricity, no lubes, no moods, no STDs, no pregnancies, no blackmail.. And we can lend out to friends... Just need to wash it hot water and dettol...

Meanwhile only Jesus can cleanse away the filth, guilt and dirt some girls Carry

I'll pm u only when I need babies..

You girls should be happy.. At least u now have peace

Dude!!! You lend your your fleshlight to a friend ??

I can't even...

5 different girls have played this trick on you ??

You need to check yourself.

AyamConfidence:
Was she born in lip year oh sorry leap year

That was a good pun

This babe go sabi suck ice cream die.

*cough cough* excuse my french

Most of the ones op has met are from the south. The ones from the north are taller and finer. They also discriminate against themselves.

But bone o, the indian chicks I've met are bae. Beautiful and smart. The only thing unattractive is the accent and the way they move their head when they speak. Kinda like a snake following a tune. Other than that, they are cool. And they hustle, hard. If your game isn't tight, they'll out-hustle you.

When all is said and done, though, tbh, I don't find them sexually attractive. Smart, yes. Beautiful, yes. Sexually attractive, no. Why u go go India go marry sef ?? Na wa o.

kramfonos:
With the emulsion-paint-coated face? Dude please. Toke is anything but beautiful. Her pseudo-beauty is a combination of heavy makeup, long artificial eyelashes and breast pads.

With all you listed, i'd still smash tho.
Fact is, if women had the resources she has, they would do the same, pseudo-beauty or not.

And why are u sad? ?

Cos someone u don't know nor care about, said things about you that do not matter, u feel affected ??.

Tah! !! You are not a true Nigerian

Yeah u do look bi..


Sarcastic comments loading (Nigeria's trademark )

She's looked hawt! !!!!

hayzed1090:
You know there is this yoruba or African belief that having sex during a dream and just to wake up and find out you are wet implies that the person will live in abject poverty for the rest of his/her life.

If that is so, no man should be rich. Cos I can assure u every man has experienced that at least once

This is sad....

Reminds me of the time I was reading Harry potter fan stories.

"Harry kissed draco goodnight and went to sleep with his thumping against his chest".

Different story (Harry fandom vs korede fandom), same emotion evoked..

How exactly do they measure the beauty of vag.ina ??

Dumb fvcktards everywhere

cumz:
my nigger!!

He knows wassup...

stchinedu:
No need to read more...
1. The story is in 'politics' section...I wonder what you were thinking
2. You said, 'you won't believe what I saw...' The fact is that I don't believe what I read.
3. I came on nairaland with my hard earned data to read and not to be redirected to a blog. If I want to read from a blog, I know where to visit.
4. Keep trying but learn to give a better and catchy headline and please....don't just post or paste (whichever you do) on any section.
**my 2cent *

Owned him

He/she just punk'd the LGBT community. The hustle is real

Vanquay:
Donald Trump can't win, it's very
Sure. Ben Carson doesn't really have power to win only Hilary Clinton may win but that Woman Stupid like die.


I.just hope it's Bernie Sanders or Marco Rubio

Iono man. I used to think of trump as a joke, but apparently people like him cos "he says what we all think but are afraid of saying because we want to sound politically correct". The crazy dude has his admirers too. And those who think he's too crass like Ben Carson. If not for his misyarn, I would have supported him. But the man misyarn too plenty. I agree Hillary is the most likely of the trio, but that one sef na pathological liar. Still, with women as her support base and her family's influence, she MAY swing it.

I don't really follow Rubio. Most of the Latinos I've met are apathetic about politics, but I can't judge the whole Hispanic population using my small sample size. Still, the conservatives would just say he's another Obama in a lighter skin.

Bernie Sanders, I do not, and probably will not give two f^cks about. Sounds like another bill clinton to me.

Truth be told, I don't really care who wins. There are some candidates, though, that I hope to God do not even smell that post : donald trump, Ben Carson and Hillary Clinton.


Sadly, it's more than likely that one of them will. It's a sad, sad world we live in.

Leitner:
Mahn!,this is the most |diotic statement in 2015. And it will take some serious effort for anyone to usurp this.
Not saying you are an|diot but you did make a really really |diotic statement.

Oh no....he definitely is an idiot....
Cant blame him tho. Low self esteem is real.

Interesting analysis.....this makes it easy to know who to give a tongue lashing when they mess up

Thy kingdom come....