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RomanceRe: Is She Still A Virgin? by sarmiie(m): 7:21am On Nov 05, 2015
The stories we read......

One wonders if people get more stupid as the years increase.

She told him no penetration AFTER undressing ??

My God!!!
RomanceRe: Who Am I To Judge An Homosexual? by sarmiie(m): 7:18am On Nov 05, 2015
The butthurt on this thread is A-MAZE-BALLS
RomanceRe: Help Me Caption These Four Wedding Photos by sarmiie(m): 7:14am On Nov 05, 2015
naijaboiy:
www.nairaland.com/attachments/3007859_ogbanje_jpeg1333533c461ae9e2c843a9918d6be8ee

[color=#1980BC]JESU KRISTI!!! shockedshockedshocked

This is painting not bleaching cry[/color]
The chick on the extreme right looked like "Mulan : the second coming"
RomanceRe: #LagosRunzBoys Now Trending On Twitter (Hilarious Screenshots) by sarmiie(m): 9:20pm On Nov 03, 2015
Tbh, I didn't get it...
CelebritiesRe: This Is What Happens When You Take A Drunk Girl To A Club (photos) by sarmiie(m): 8:59pm On Nov 03, 2015
This is an eyesore.....dirty looking thing....oh well...guys will still tap that tho. Tufiakwa!!!!
CelebritiesRe: Two Men Out Of The Three In This Photo Were Born As Women..... (photos) by sarmiie(m): 8:56pm On Nov 03, 2015
Interesting. .....

#NotBornThisWay #LadyGaga #TillItHappensToYou
RomanceRe: Is Anything Wrong Naming A Child Jesus by sarmiie(m): 4:37am On Nov 02, 2015
Mexicans do it all the time...
CelebritiesRe: Kylie Jenner V Nicki Minaj! Whose Haloween Costume Is Hotter? by sarmiie(m): 5:21pm On Nov 01, 2015
They both came out as the direct opposites of their characters............
CelebritiesRe: Girl Texts Ex Using Lyrics From Adele’s “hello” – And The Result Is Hilarious by sarmiie(m): 5:15pm On Nov 01, 2015
The dude was OWNED.....

He should have his revenge too.

P.S: for some weird reason, I'm getting the vibe that he cheated on her...
RomanceRe: 10 Reasons To Never Date A Man With A Big Penis by sarmiie(m): 8:35pm On Oct 29, 2015
Pork sword ??......hehehehehe
CelebritiesRe: Checkout This Intimate Birthday Cake A Nigerian Lady Got For His Guy(pic) by sarmiie(m): 8:26pm On Oct 29, 2015
He has a small d!ck....and the chick is ballsy
PoliticsRe: America Now Officially Does Not Recognize The Titles "Mother" And "Father" by sarmiie(m): 8:23pm On Oct 29, 2015
PappyMason:
If any of you illiterates ever read Brave New World by Aldous Huxley, you will see how the all powerful state in that futuristic novel will replace the Mother and Father.

Welcome the Matrix


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Slave
That book gave me the chills.....and to think it foreshadowed many advancements in science. All the talk of alphas and gammas..*shudders*
EducationRe: What Will You Do If Your Roommate Do This? by sarmiie(m): 8:17pm On Oct 29, 2015
Simple....

Take his phone, remove the battery, and leave the phone charging (without a battery) .

N.b: I'm assuming u'r more than 2 in the room.
EducationRe: What Will You Do If Your Roommate Do This? by sarmiie(m): 8:16pm On Oct 29, 2015
Simple....

Take his phone, remove the battery, and leave the phone charging (without a battery) .
EducationRe: 9 Phrases Smart People Never Use In Conversation by sarmiie(m): 8:15pm On Oct 29, 2015
"You look sexy".

Instead, say " I wanna fvck the living sh!t out of you "
PoliticsRe: Breaking News: Hand Of God Appears In The Sky In The USA [see Photos] by sarmiie(m): 8:11pm On Oct 29, 2015
Face palm
RomanceRe: Men And Ladies: Body Preference In A Partner? (pics) by sarmiie(m): 6:55pm On Oct 28, 2015
dmcdad:
But really, one man's meat is another's poison. Can't seem to understand how men stand thick women. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

I like them slim and average but with the necessary accessories. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
True that.....I think it's a matter of experience. I used to like slim chicks too, but then I just switched to the other side. Try it sometime.
RomanceRe: Men And Ladies: Body Preference In A Partner? (pics) by sarmiie(m): 2:59am On Oct 28, 2015
Gotta love them thick galz....drake style
RomanceRe: What Will You Do? (question For The Guys ) by sarmiie(m): 2:56am On Oct 28, 2015
"If I wasn't single".

Case closed.
RomanceRe: . by sarmiie(m): 8:17pm On Oct 27, 2015
Yeah i have noticed that behavior in many Nigerians......But family is family, man. You gotta take it as it is
RomanceRe: I'm Feeling Tense, I Saw My Best Friend Girlfriend's Boobs by sarmiie(m): 8:31pm On Oct 22, 2015
PunkyVeer:
You sure you have a fianceé? Because only a virgin would be spooked for over a week by a pair of bewbs
Chop knuckle
CultureRe: Eredo, Ijebu - The World's Largest Man-made Structure by sarmiie(m): 11:40pm On Oct 20, 2015
damola1:
We failed our ancestors.

When did we become so backward?
I ask myself the same thing every Friday...
CelebritiesRe: Ruggedman Never Slept With Toni Payne, I Won’t Forgive Him—9ice by sarmiie(m): 11:35pm On Oct 20, 2015
I call B.S on this. Who cares, anyway ?? That's ancient history by now
CelebritiesRe: OMG: See What This Lady Is Flaunting....(photos) by sarmiie(m): 11:33pm On Oct 20, 2015
Kenya and big booty babes ?? ThAt's an oxymoron. According to my Kenyan friend, they like them skinny and light.

P.S: if that chick really is Kenyan, consider Me schooled.
PoliticsRe: Senate Planery Suspension» Saraki Outsmart APC by sarmiie(m): 11:24pm On Oct 20, 2015
My my.....this looks interesting
CelebritiesRe: [photos] SEE How This Naija Babe Is Flaunting Her Massive Assets by sarmiie(m): 10:22pm On Oct 18, 2015
Datass tho!!!!!
RomanceRe: I Asked My Friend Out, Now Things Are Weird Between Us by sarmiie(m): 10:21pm On Oct 18, 2015
Cant say I blame her....unless she has had feelings for you those same 6 years, it will be awkward for her......just chill out. Que sera sera
CelebritiesRe: Read What This Tanzanian Has To Say About Linda Ikeji Acquiring A Mansion by sarmiie(m): 10:14pm On Oct 18, 2015
Tallesty1:
I salute your stupidity.
Best response.....chop knuckle
Foreign AffairsRe: Who Hasn't Heard About This Thing Going On In Uganda? See What 2 Girls Are Doing by sarmiie(m): 10:07pm On Oct 18, 2015
beryl04:
haaa,just negodu!just negodu this mumu people!
why are u people inherently daft?in that same Uganda over a century ago, reigned a well known King who was openly homosexual and who fought the colonial masters and the missionaries to standstill.ever heard of King Kabaka Mwanga II of Buganda(1884-1897)

make una try dey read na,no be only bible and qouran be book.
There was no reason to insult him. Even I did not know that.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Photos: Popular Nairalanders, Silverdam And Mrvocalprowess Hang Out... by sarmiie(m): 9:54pm On Oct 18, 2015
The third picture is just so......eww.. them dudes be humping each other.
RomanceRe: Yoruba, Igbo, Edo & America: Couple Showcase Four Cultures In Photoshoot by sarmiie(m): 9:44pm On Oct 18, 2015
Aristotle96:
The pic the both of em were sitting in a class... Looks like one of the brazzers movies... lipsrsealed undecided
Dude.....Or maybe one of them InnocentHigh movies
CelebritiesRe: See What This Lady Posted Online All In The Name Of No Bra Celebration by sarmiie(m): 7:56pm On Oct 16, 2015
No biggie.....sometimes i come to nairaland and i wonder if people dont use instagram, cos, honestly speaking, there's nothing shocking about this.

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