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Alcohol is a depressant....

Good gracious......

dharay88:

0p, maybe yhu ugly AF.

You just had to go there...
..hahahaha

She could be talking figuratively about the D, u know...

She might still be. She didn't say whether it was oral or anal sex.....sometimes, there's sense in nonsense

As much as the semen moves you....

This lends credence to the theory of gayness being genetic...
P.s: that wasn't a serious post. Don't give urself high b.p over it.

Can't say I blame him..... That's his selling point. You know how many wannabes' he'll get with that??

Has to be: -nairaland (anytime I'm missing the naija flavor)
-reddit (westerners have mastered the use of wit)
-tumblr/pinterest (when I feel unmotivated)
-youtube (for academic/educational purposes)
-kissanime/movietube (for my anime and movies)
-deviant art/mangareader (to read manga/ art)
-wattpad (to read stories by fledging authors)
-imvu/ moviestarplanet (kinda like WOW, but less addictive)
-bloons/minecraft (ridiculous games, but super addictive).
-xnxx (for sure, but only once in a while)

What henri b.j said is true. Now that u know what u've done wrong, there's probably only one option. Ignore her completely. No calls, no texts, complete freeze out.

If you like her tho, then, sorry, I have nothing for you.

Those kinda incidences are usually emotion-sapping.....I remember my first experience. At least u had the balls to engage him in an enlightened chat. I couldn't do sh!t. Just froze like a jew seeing hitler.
Don't worry, the good in people outweigh the bad. Just focus on ur good experience and relegate the bad to the background as much as possible.

SouffleX:
I do it all the time
#DUFF
SorrynotSorry

You are so NOT a duff...repent, though!!!

Khd95:










dats moi face

Now THAT is a modafvckingly dope d.p!!! U did that urself??

This dude's threads are always funny, mainly because people fall into his trap and answer emotionally to what they'r supposed to laugh at and/or ignore.....

Patiently waiting for that list

Now this was real funny!!
So she needs someone to blow her fanny

DisGuy:
not without an enabling environment...

True that....there'r still the dogged ones tho

Good stuff. The more these kinda stuff get known, the easier it'll be to help our young girls appreciate the fact that they can do great stuff...

Guess it depends....sometimes the urge just catches you, and she isn't at home. At least he isn't cheating. In the words of the great Barney Stilson (How I Met Your Mother season 3) : "any man who doesn't masturbate is missing one of he great joys of life".

wow.....just wow!!

*strokes virtually nonexistent beard* interesting.....

Parody at its finest!!!! I literally WTF'd out loud.

Except if the girl isn't worth it, or it's his first time, there's no reason why that should happen.

*in the weeknd's voice* let me see that asssssssssss!!!

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asdfjklhaha:
A broke guy is sum1 dat wants to hold ur phone, monitor ur calls, monitor ur movement, expect u to take permission 4rm him before goin out, complains rather than compliment u wen u use ur money to make ur hair, complains wen u wen attractive clothes, but cannot give u a penny to take care of urself.

Simply put, a broke guy is a child dat hav refused to grow up.

Dang!!! Just had to go all cynical on guys......you'r mostly correct tho.. Generally speaking, rich dudes have options, so they don't choke girls.

moski5:
I'll do a much extensive research later D moors I saw ruled spain not the world n the egyptians theory some say white few say black

Yet the main issue is been avoided by all lol

Yeah, do more research.....the reason why people are avoiding it is cos the issue has been flogged to death already, and most people can't expend mental energy anymore for it. It's more of a "do ur research and form ur own conclusions" thingie.

moski5:
we ruled once when?

type "History: When Black Men Ruled the World" on the search button here on nairaland. you will find ur answer there. if u still arent convinced, try browsing online.

pkjag:
It's a wrong, racist and dehumanizing way to look at a specific group of people.

Dehumanizing? Yes. Wrong? Depends on ur leanings. Racist? I don't think so.

Note that I'm talking about eugenics as used by nikolai tesla, not as the old fvckers who tried to justify the slave trade used it.

We all smell. Smelling is mandatory. Smelling bad, optional.

pkjag:
It is a failed theory that spewed hogwash in order to affirm white supremacy and justify slavery, it has no scientific grounding. It is Eugenics btw, there's no such thing as eugenetics.

It is still an interesting concept to look at abstractly. And I called it eugenetics cos I wanted to look at it purely from a 'genetic' point of view.

When I was young, really young, I remember watching a movie where a dude wanted to do money rituals. He had to go cut off dead women's bre.asts at the cemetery. At the exact moment when he had the knife in his hands and was about to perform the dead, NEPA showed their well known skill. My mom told me to go inside and get the lantern. I remember reciting the whole of Psalm 23 perfectly (which I'd had trouble with before). Till today, I still find it difficult to watch any nigerian movie. It took a lot of persuasions from my friends before I watched figurine and october 1st.

Eugenetics would be a very interesting topic to discuss