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Romance / Re: Some Girls Be Like......graphics!!!!! by sarmiie(m): 4:54am On Aug 16, 2015
Calabar girls huh?
No offence, but aren't they supposed to have really phat a$$es?
Romance / Re: I Saw Her Through School; Now I'm No More Qualified To Marry Her by sarmiie(m): 4:50am On Aug 16, 2015
The view you see at the bottom of the valley is not the same you see at the top of the hill..........
Romance / Re: Lol! New President Of Nigerian Pr0st!tutes Gives An Interesting Interview by sarmiie(m): 4:44am On Aug 16, 2015
This whole farce is just amusing.....she's a 'peacemaker', her daughter's father and mother, and a devout christain to boot! Wow!!!........

to imagine that people got maimed over this!!!
Celebrities / Re: Shocker Meet The Nollywood Divas That Use #550 Body Cream ( See Here ) by sarmiie(m): 4:04am On Aug 16, 2015
550 NAIRA?? B!tch please...
Romance / Re: Four Lies Men Tell To Get Sex From Ladies.. Num 1 Is Common! by sarmiie(m): 3:39am On Aug 16, 2015
-"I'll suffer pains"?? What is he? A pedophile? Or do u imagine many guys like intellectually challenged girls??

-both genders play at love, so it's no big deal. It only hurts when it's ur first relationship.

-the virgin card?? That's a new one on me. Honestly, many guys do the opposite, claiming to be ron jeremy when they'r in fact noobs.

-of course u'r the only one he's seeing......at that moment!! He's not lying to you. He's telling you the truth as it is, AT THAT MOMENT.

I'm not trying to knock this thread. It sounds fun
Celebrities / Re: Hehehe Adult Photos, Ladies Will You Rock This (see Here) by sarmiie(m): 3:36am On Aug 16, 2015
Going full circle....might as well be a nudist.
Nairaland / General / Re: Poverty Mentality Of Nigerians And The Ripple Effect by sarmiie(m): 6:34pm On Aug 10, 2015
SeXistBaStaRd:
OP Organise a Revolution like your Ghanian Counterparts. Asking People to receive Treatment or School where you want is a clear Violation of Democracy. My own political problem is making sure Donald Trump doesnt smell Presidency. lipsrsealed. This is not a blog. But Haters deal with it. #PROUDLY LONGHORN

Amen.....that bas.tard must not even go close.
Education / Re: Would Governor Amosun Truly Punish The Teacher And Examiners Who Set This Exam? by sarmiie(m): 4:10am On Aug 08, 2015
When last have I seen such beautiful satire? Bliss.......

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Romance / Re: Fear Of Yolo(you Only Live Once) by sarmiie(m): 5:25am On Aug 03, 2015
czarr:
say what?
Bro.....YOLO
Romance / Re: My Crush Refused Visiting Me by sarmiie(m): 2:06am On Aug 02, 2015
facepalm
Romance / Re: Fear Of Yolo(you Only Live Once) by sarmiie(m): 2:05am On Aug 02, 2015
at that point, there's only one thing to do: puff up that hookah.....
Romance / Re: Court Orders Woman To Pay Husband $120,000 For Giving Birth To A Ugly Child by sarmiie(m): 1:46am On Aug 02, 2015
......reminds me of the pic abt a woman who underwent plastic surgery to get finer. needless to say, her child ended up fugly as fvck.
Celebrities / Re: I Supported My Son Falz But His Mother Did Not… Femi Falana Speaks by sarmiie(m): 1:12am On Aug 02, 2015
i never knew falz the bad guy was femi falana's son........this is legitness.
Celebrities / Re: Don’t Laugh Alone: See Kanye West’s Face The First Time He Saw Jenner (PHOTOS) by sarmiie(m): 1:09am On Aug 02, 2015
the look of "tf am i looking at?"
TV/Movies / Re: Who Has Seen This? Nollywood Block-buster "Drake Vs Meek Mill" by sarmiie(m): 1:06am On Aug 02, 2015
oh this is funny........what's even more amazing is that people will buy this.

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Politics / Re: White Police Officer With Black Youth Is Warming Hearts Across The World (pic) by sarmiie(m): 12:57am On Aug 02, 2015
dominique:
Puhleez!!! when the world is already raising eyebrows on white cop on black citizen violence, they go and release 'heart warming' pictures. Publicity stunt oshi. When they're done releasing 'heart warming' pictures, they should tell us what exactly happened to Sandra Bland.

preach.........
Celebrities / Re: Pornstars With And Without Their Makeup by sarmiie(m): 12:41am On Aug 02, 2015
their conventions are even more interesting..........
Education / Re: When The Old Girl Send The Biq Boy To Fetch Water.Hilarious!! by sarmiie(m): 12:38am On Aug 02, 2015
this is loooooooooooooooove
Celebrities / Re: Don’t Laugh Alone: See Kanye West’s Face The First Time He Saw Jenner (PHOTOS) by sarmiie(m): 6:01pm On Aug 01, 2015
the look of "TF am i looking at?".
Politics / Re: BREAKING NEWS: Osama Bin Laden's Family Killed In Plane Crash by sarmiie(m): 5:59pm On Aug 01, 2015
i want to say 'rest in peace". i really do, but i just can't.
Romance / Re: 9 Habits Of A True Gentleman That Make Women Melt by sarmiie(m): 12:20pm On Jul 24, 2015
Oahray:
I actually imagined this. Mean imagery grin grin

Lol........
Romance / Re: Guys What Will You Do? Ladies What Do You Think! by sarmiie(m): 12:18pm On Jul 24, 2015
Somebody who watches vines, huh? *winks*
Romance / Re: 21 Harsh Truths Black People Don't Want To Hear by sarmiie(m): 12:16pm On Jul 24, 2015
A lot of victim mentality in this.....few are true, but majority, wrong.

Besides, romanceland is not the place to put this. You'd get a more fruitful/intellectual discussion in the culture/travel section. People are here (romanceland) to chill and laugh, not have deep, earth-shattering discussion 'bout the future/present/past.
Romance / Re: She Came With Her Cousin From Another State To Visit Me by sarmiie(m): 12:10pm On Jul 24, 2015
The guy press P.
Romance / Re: PHOTO : guys is this resistible? ( MEN ONLY) by sarmiie(m): 11:57am On Jul 24, 2015
Extremely "resistible"
Romance / Re: 9 Habits Of A True Gentleman That Make Women Melt by sarmiie(m): 11:55am On Jul 24, 2015
So long as he doesn't drool while doing these........
Romance / Re: Highly Intelligent Guys And Relationships by sarmiie(m): 11:52am On Jul 24, 2015
You should change "intelligent" to "nerd".
Health / Re: Nigeria Donates $1m To Fight Ebola In Africa by sarmiie(m): 8:54am On Jul 22, 2015
The fvck is this?? We have a lot of issues already...this is not the time to play big brother africa or giant of africa..........the log in our eyes is bigger than an iroko tree. We shouldn't concern ourselves with the speck of dust in another's eye now.
Romance / Re: See What The Girl Am Asking Out Sent To Me ... by sarmiie(m): 6:35am On Jul 22, 2015
She's actually tender-hearted for sure. Just proceed as planned and continue giving her sweet loving.....

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Celebrities / Re: NDLEA: Davido Risks 15 Year Jail Term If Found Guilty by sarmiie(m): 6:32am On Jul 22, 2015
B!tch please....somebody's palms just want to be greased..
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid's Ojuelegba Remix Featuring Drake Gets Billboard Recognition by sarmiie(m): 6:28am On Jul 22, 2015
I was disappointed by wizkid's part of the song, though drake was sizzling.
Celebrities / Re: Rihanna Posts Pictures Of Herself At Illuminati Shrine by sarmiie(m): 6:26am On Jul 22, 2015
The scene plays out like a bad 90's movie...and she looks like a member of the cast of conan the barbarian.........

Illuminati ko...

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