Putting square peg in a round hole....instead of u to find a guy that's hot for you, u r chasing someone who clearly doesn't send.........unless u don't have any other option, my dear leave the matter jare. If he wants you he will holla first. That's a no brainer

*Shakes head*

My own problem is my sideburns refuse to join....I don go mountain go pray nothing solve yet.

E go beta

This is stock exchange na!!!!

Full time hoe

I hate maths.... But that's like saying I hate music. Its complex and beautiful at the same time...

"America first....America only"

Interesting..

And after u marry....part 2 of the saga begins

But wait o anti.... Isn't uzoma in a gang herself ??

Its like u said...she wants to eat her cake and have it...while u be playing assistant boyfriend......ain't worth it bro..plenty of girls out there.

Na man he dey cheat with ?? How do we know the same girl professing to "miss" the dude doesn't have an assistant boyfriend in the bathroom ?

Life......

torres89:
if I really like her

I play the role of her best friend

then patiently waits till her boyfriend slips..

Tah... U will wait till hell freezes over!!!!

Lucidpassanger9:


You obviously don't know who Kendrick is
Nigga had two of his songs competing against each other for Rap song of the year last grammies
Won 3, got 13 nominations
Cole got just 3nominations, same number Kendrick won
Cole started way before Kdot and he's like 3yrs older too but the legends of rap I.e. Dr Dre, Snoop Dogg and others gave him the name "The God MC" because no one does it better.
But Jcole is insanely good too and they both close friends
Just saying

You do realize that Cole went platinum with ZERO radio shout out's right ? The only person I remember having the balls to do that is Beyonce (lemonade)....I give him mad props for that.

I'm not saying kendrick ain't good.....the dude is a beast on the beat..but the n***** is over hyped.

At the end of the day, it depends on who u prefer. Cole is the better story teller (lost ones, wet dreamz) and kendrick is the better lyricist (hii power, king kunta). Cole is the mind. Kendrick is the soul.

And as for me, I f*cks with Cole.

PigMeat:

Lol, u know how the lamar dude came into actions. It was too sudden, although he was doing some underground stuff before then, but the rate of his talent growth was a speedy one. Lamar is good but not the musical christ as people has portrayed him.

Great minds think alike!!!!! I mean, the n***** good but goddamn.....

The weeknd never disappoints.....

PigMeat:

Yea, I heard of the collabo too. I love the fact that the competition is a healthy one. Remember the jay z and nas's scenario.
I will liken j.cole to nas and lamar to jay z.

Yeah I see your point.....even though j.Cole is arguably as good as kendrick, people still d*ckriding kendrick like he's the second coming of Christ!!!!

Dem dey find support na.....assistant boyfriend and friend zone things loading...

BiafranBushBoy:
Op... Get a cute hair cut

Borrow small cash

Rent a car

Storm the school the next day and sleep with her inside that car...

The normal bad guy response is "don't borrow money to impress girl" but nna mehn, we've all done this......

Abeg listen to this bro.....he's on the level

We have this Skype group chat at work....one day, me and my padi were discussing one sweet babe in the office... Then I typed "if i catch am, I go tear am black and blue" and sent it to the group chat luckily for me, no one understood pidgin.

Abeg anti- mention me too once u update....I must finish this project aswear

See as the guy reject am sharpaly......God forbid bad thing......

She urinates even in public?? na wa o...people nor dey respect other people I.q sha

This is the funniest write up I've read in months. Followed bumper to bumper from page 1 till now.....o swear I miss naija style writing. Abeg carry on o. I go follow till the end...

edogho:


advert?
where be billyonaire?

Tf you mean ??

This should be interesting.....I'm a skeptic, but that doesn't mean I won't learn anything here.

Small boy love......

When it gets to the stage where u monitor her movement, abegi time don reach to log off

iykekelvins:
"Cum in me baby, Cum in me"!!

Ladies and gentlemen, naso I for turn babydaddy.

Twale

That one na normal guyman thing na. No dulling! !!

And whar about the guy beside him stylishly peeking ??