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Romance / Re: Case Of The Ex by sarmiie(m): 9:11pm On Jun 29, 2015
Gurgle:


LOL mehn wetin you dey talk

yh I have a few male friends, will probably have more in future as I have begun to open up more. its good to have that balance

Sure it is.
Romance / Re: Case Of The Ex by sarmiie(m): 8:36pm On Jun 29, 2015
Gurgle:


I didn't understand you

In terms of understanding, it'll be easier for you to get his points and the things he says, and put urself in his shoes.

And if u talk like u type, u'l probably have lots of male friends too

PS: all this is psychobabble from my psychology class. If it sounds esoteric to you, just laugh it off.
Celebrities / Re: Before And After Pictures Of Majek Fashek by sarmiie(m): 8:33pm On Jun 29, 2015
idu1:
don't mind those people.


They are not intelligent....

*in tom's voice" they'r our people, and we love them. We'll do our best to enlighten them.
Celebrities / Re: Before And After Pictures Of Majek Fashek by sarmiie(m): 8:30pm On Jun 29, 2015
SAVEDBABA:
den wots d cause

LSD
Ecstasy
Methamphetamine
Cocaine
Heroine
Psychedelics
Schizophrenia
Skin diseases
STDs
Malnutrition
Chronic depression

The list is many. But "weed" is most certainly not one. People usually lump weed together with other drugs, but its not the same. They'r all different. Someone who takes weed daily, provided he eats well and lives a comfortable life, would never be like that in 80 years.
Celebrities / Re: Before And After Pictures Of Majek Fashek by sarmiie(m): 8:26pm On Jun 29, 2015
IdisuleOurOwn:

Don't mind them jor.



Some people truly do not know about weed. So long as they'r willing to open their eyes and minds, I am obligated to try to enlighten them. If dem nor wan hear, I go simply bow out
Celebrities / Re: Before And After Pictures Of Majek Fashek by sarmiie(m): 8:24pm On Jun 29, 2015
marcoNG:
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Truly u may be right. It is age and malnutrition
Thumbs up.
Celebrities / Re: Before And After Pictures Of Majek Fashek by sarmiie(m): 8:22pm On Jun 29, 2015
neoapocalypse:



How sure are you that you aren't the one spreading ignorance ?

Surely weed alone didn't do this to him ( alongside alcohol and harder drugs ) but it contributed in a significant way.


It is not a matter of weed "alone". It is a matter of weed "at all". It's like saying someone who eats eggs + cookies + fanta everyday that it is not eggs "alone" that'll make him fat. A crude analogy, but u get my point (I hope)......
Celebrities / Re: Before And After Pictures Of Majek Fashek by sarmiie(m): 8:20pm On Jun 29, 2015
Klexy007:


I think you aare the IGNORANT!!!

Do you now? Pls, enlighten me. And don't insult my intelligence by giving me fluff talk.
Celebrities / Re: Before And After Pictures Of Majek Fashek by sarmiie(m): 8:18pm On Jun 29, 2015
Mercyblack:
true talk... weed gives u appetite... gin dries u up.. abeg they should legalize weed joor cool

Yeah....but unfortunately, it won't happen. When we grow up and have children, even tho we know weed isn't bad,we would still be cautioning our children against 'em. It's instinct......
Romance / Re: Case Of The Ex by sarmiie(m): 11:11am On Jun 29, 2015
Gurgle:


yeah somebody else confused me for a guy this morning and helped me on the path to declaration smh grin

I see....well, at least u and ur boyfriend'll never be short of things to discuss.
Politics / Re: President Buhari Orders Arrest Of Wife’s Younger Brother Over Alleged Extortion by sarmiie(m): 11:08am On Jun 29, 2015
gnaira:


If you ask me Its stage-managed to suit the days/motives ahead. Why not imprison the culprit


Bros, anything naija news these days has to be taken not with a pinch but a bucket of salt.
Celebrities / Re: What Your Vaginal Discharge Is Saying To You by sarmiie(m): 11:06am On Jun 29, 2015
Freemanan:
Lol... common Mate grin
Dude, the images my mind painted were just too graphic.
Romance / Re: Case Of The Ex by sarmiie(m): 11:04am On Jun 29, 2015
Gurgle:


lol trust but verify. yeah that's true.

haha but you wont know how secure she is until youre in deep, that's how people get into these situations.

anyway, here's to a bright future with no need for snooping wink

Yeah...I'll drink to that toast of urs.
So u found a way to declare ur sex once and for all....I'll drink to that as well
Romance / Re: Case Of The Ex by sarmiie(m): 3:09am On Jun 29, 2015
Gurgle:


I never thought I would be into that kind of thing. snooping into my mans phone/e-mails

unless I suspect he is in any kind of trouble

I don't think I would have that time but I may be wrong, judging from the kind of things I read on here these days

even you who is suggesting it, wouldn't you feel terrible knowing your gf was reading all your private stuff

Hey, I'm not in any way telling you to do it. I'm just saying that ur "masculine" mode of typing has its uses too.....besides, haven't you heard of "trust but verify"??. I don't date insecure people, so if my gf does that, then she must have had a very legitimate reason.
Politics / Re: President Buhari Orders Arrest Of Wife’s Younger Brother Over Alleged Extortion by sarmiie(m): 3:05am On Jun 29, 2015
Part of me hopes this news is true, cos of what it signifies. The other part calls the first part "fool" for believing nigerian news.

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Romance / Re: Case Of The Ex by sarmiie(m): 2:57am On Jun 29, 2015
Gurgle:


how do you put the (m/f)? ive been wondering why i don't have any

i think i'll just leave it since it makes people read my posts with a neutral mind wink

looool do you think so? I never thought of that. although by that time he would probably be used to my manly typing too embarassed grin

I don't think u can do the m/f thing anymore. It should have been done when u registered. People never read with a neutral mind, except its about technobabble. In their minds, u'r male. C'est finis!!

True about the boyfriend tin, but if u have a close, trusty male friend, he can show u how to.
Celebrities / Re: Before And After Pictures Of Majek Fashek by sarmiie(m): 2:36am On Jun 29, 2015
icebebe:
Omg! And yet pple wnt jus learn n stop taking weed.


Weed kills,it destroys d whole system,making u a shadow of ur orginal being.




Jesss... d man was really cute den


This is not due to weed. Don't spread ignorance, please.

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Celebrities / Re: See Why Fuse Odg Refused To Turn Up At The Bet Awards. by sarmiie(m): 2:34am On Jun 29, 2015
They aint proud of ya....
Romance / Re: Case Of The Ex by sarmiie(m): 2:31am On Jun 29, 2015
Gurgle:


Wow look what somebody just said to me cry grin


Lol....my bad...you definitely type like a dude..ur being asexual (no m or f) doesn't help matters too.

It's all goo tho. Should u ever feel snoopy, u can use that skill to check ur bf's fidelity.
Celebrities / Re: What Your Vaginal Discharge Is Saying To You by sarmiie(m): 2:27am On Jun 29, 2015
Freemanan:
Eww
That's the sentiment that comes to mind. I don't think I'll eat for some time...
Nairaland / General / Re: LGBT Celebration In Brazil Depicts A Gay Jesus Christ [PICS] by sarmiie(m): 2:25am On Jun 29, 2015
An interesting turn of events....they'r taking things too far in my opinion. You don't have to be a fanatic to see that this is disrespect to a sacred entity.
Celebrities / Re: Kanye West's Show Interrupted By A Show Crasher Just Like He Did To Taylor Swift by sarmiie(m): 2:20am On Jun 29, 2015
130,000 petitions against him? Dayum!!!!
Romance / Re: 5 Silly Things Nigerian Guys Do To Their Fellow Guys. by sarmiie(m): 2:18am On Jun 29, 2015
Gurgle:

haha uncle ruckus grin ...no relation...

Chop knuckle, bro
Romance / Re: What Do We Do To America? Tomorrow They Will Say It Is Man And Goat.. by sarmiie(m): 11:30pm On Jun 28, 2015
Nigerians and the love of taking panadol for another man's headache....

Leave America to its business!!! Every society has a right to define its way of living and code of conduct. That is theirs. No amount of tongue wagging and teeth gnashing by nigerians'll change it.
Romance / Re: 5 Silly Things Nigerian Guys Do To Their Fellow Guys. by sarmiie(m): 11:20pm On Jun 28, 2015
GUILTY!! This ni**a is GUILTY!!!!




Uncle ruckus
Romance / Re: Advice Needed, Should I Accept Him Back ? by sarmiie(m): 11:01pm On Jun 28, 2015
Slimzjoe:
What if he's only coming back because he Can't score another chick and he believes you'll always still accept him because of what you've shared together









I did it too embarassed


Lol. We've all done it.....but, you know, there's always that one chick. The one every other girl pales in comparison to..
Romance / Re: Be Sincere Which Would U Chyke First? by sarmiie(m): 10:55pm On Jun 28, 2015
stan4b:
Virgins dat behaves as if d world revolves around dat pound of flesh dey call p*ssy, I ll pass. Experienced girl is d best.


Thank you!!!! Somebody who knows the real score..
Romance / Re: What's More Important To You: Pretty Face Or Hot Body by sarmiie(m): 10:50pm On Jun 28, 2015
Pretty face for sure....
Romance / Re: LMAO: See What A Guy Did After His GF Asked Him To Choose Between Her & His Dog by sarmiie(m): 10:48pm On Jun 28, 2015
Oh dear lord.......
That was a sweet way to end things.

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Romance / Re: Which Ethnic Group Would You Prefer To Marry From by sarmiie(m): 10:44pm On Jun 28, 2015
For some reason, I don't have any preference.....yet.
In 5 yrs time, I would have grown wiser

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Romance / Re: Ladies & Guys List 5 Of Your Most Romantic Songs That Puts You In The Mood by sarmiie(m): 10:39pm On Jun 28, 2015
If I'm high/depressed and I want to have sex, then anything by "the weeknd" gets me in the mood.

If I'm energetic, anything by "khordeliia or JMSN" gets the job done
Romance / Re: My Girl Dont Like Going Out With Me by sarmiie(m): 10:26pm On Jun 28, 2015
dharay88:

na fact sha.

Or maybe he has body odor....but let's not dampen his self-confidence

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