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Sports / Re: Throwback Photo Of Okocha, Pochetino And Ronaldinho In PSG by sarutobi: 12:21pm On Apr 15, 2019
cr7lomo:


Which skill did he teach him...y are Nigerians so delusional...I have never seen any okocha skill that ronaldinho replicated..... One of the greatest dribbles( the snake bite) was created by ronaldinho... Okochas known skill was the sort of opposite leg over .... Okocha was a good dribbler but ronaldinho was way better in dribbles ...besides hu was okocha dribbling... ronaldinho finished the best defenders in the world

Who says?

Snake bite was done by ronaldo (r9) in the 90s UEFA cup final. Go and watch it. He even did it on the run.

I wont be surprised if someone even did it before ronaldo.

Ronaldinho did not invent it.

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Religion / Re: Letter To Daddy Freeze — From A 16-Year-Old Boy by sarutobi: 10:06am On Dec 09, 2018
I want to beleive the OP has never attended any church in Nigeria.

Most of them FORCE you to part with your money with cheap blackmails or promise of blessing which is usually a mirage.

The church is a game of numbers. A pastor will tell his 5000 members that someone in the church will get a promotion soon. Of course out of 5000 people, someone will definitely get a promotion soon! Then the money rolls in to the church. Rinse and repeat.

A true man of god needs to move around a LOT. healing the sick, Raising the DEAD! Stopping wars and most importantly not fancy worldly stuff like money.

I am not supporting any pastor, not even Freeze! Only time will tell Freeze's true intentions.

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Properties / Re: How Much Rent Is Too Much For Someone Who Earns 100k A Month by sarutobi: 9:40am On Nov 22, 2018
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Jobs/Vacancies / ~vacancy~ by sarutobi: 12:13am On Oct 29, 2018
Hi Guys,

We are in need of someone who can help us collect and input data about Nigerian/Ghanaian movies.

The candidate is expected to have good paraphrasing and writing skill; basic photo editing skills and ability to do online research.

An avid viewer of Nigerian/Ghanaian movies and knowledgeable on topics around actors is highly attractive.

If interested, you can send me a private message here on Nairaland and we can discuss details and pay.

Thank you.
Celebrities / Re: Auracool: Yemi Alade’s Ex Friend Reveals She Cut Him Off After Becoming Big by sarutobi: 2:23pm On Oct 28, 2018
abdulaz:
Naso people be, once dem hit jackpot dem go cut you off sharperly especially if you’re not earning the same way they are.

Level don change nah. That’s the case.

That’s why I don’t keep friends. They are of no benefit to me.

I don’t feel indebted to anyone except my family.

There is love in sharing but there is peace when you have yours.

Hustle hard on your own, and when you make it you won’t even care again if someone likes you or not.

These are my principles cool

Exactly!

I had a friend way back who we did everything together. But during those days, i put in seriuos hustle. I did lots of stuff on the side and made several sacrifices.

Things are way better for me today but this my friend is still living in the past. Nothing much has changed for him

Now, that is not necessarily a problem, BUT all his responsibilities is now on MY HEAD! He asks for everything from his children's school fees to his house rent. This went on for years. This guy has 3 kids already and i am not even married!

At a point i got tired and just deleted his number and stopped responding to him.

I am not siding with Yemi Alade or whatever, but i am just trying to say that there are certain people you should drop along the way because they will hold you back!

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Health / Re: Please Help! How Do I Get Rid Of This Growth On My Wrist by sarutobi: 2:08pm On Oct 28, 2018
Get a surgery.

I got a surgery and it reappeared.

But then I forced it back in by hitting it with hard objects.

It finally disappeared 8 years ago.

But you will have a scar though

Gaming / Re: 10 Scariest Video Games You Should Never Play Alone by sarutobi: 5:43pm On Aug 01, 2018
Outlast

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Video Games And Gadgets For Sale / Re: PSN, PSPLUS And Xbox Digital Codes by sarutobi: 12:53pm On Jun 15, 2018
are they usa cards?

Also can you fund my PSN directly?
Gaming / Re: PS4 Games Exchange by sarutobi: 12:59am On Jun 15, 2018
looking for mkxl used
Webmasters / Re: The Best Bulksms Company In Nigeria by sarutobi: 8:21pm On Jun 14, 2018
Webmasters / Re: How To Choose The Best Bulk Sms Provider In Nigeria by sarutobi: 6:50am On May 31, 2018
try the cheapest bulk sms provider
Business / Re: The Best And Cheapest Bulk SMS Providers In Nigeria by sarutobi: 11:30pm On May 30, 2018
Business / Re: Which Is The Best Bulk Sms Provider For You Naija? by sarutobi: 2:41am On May 21, 2018
Try the best bulk sms in nigeria
Romance / Re: CONFIDENCE: How To Develop Confidence With Eye Contact And Wink [images] by sarutobi: 5:18pm On Apr 27, 2018
send me password please.
Agriculture / Re: My Grown/ready To Harvest Fish Pond by sarutobi: 9:05pm On May 14, 2016
OP: do you use local feed or foreign feed like coppens?

I hear local feeds gives the fishes more weight. The more the weight the more the selling price.

What do you think?
Business / Re: Limited Liability Company Incorporation by sarutobi: 7:57pm On Apr 18, 2016
I will have to thank micgray100 for a job well done.

The reviews so far on this thread are very accurate.

I got my CAC documents today delivered to my door.

Right from the start, he calls me everyday throughout the duration of the process and updates me accordingly.

Even when i had some issues with my application, he fixed it before telling me.

I will certainly be doing more business with micgray100.

Thank you very much.
Webmasters / Re: How Can I Get A Reliable Bulk Sms Vendor by sarutobi: 7:24am On Oct 30, 2015
you can try bulk sms reseller

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Webmasters / Re: Changing Bulksms Provider by sarutobi: 3:57pm On Oct 26, 2015
use www.padisoft.org

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Education / Re: PHOTOS: See The Animal That Was Killed Inside UNIZIK, Awka Today by sarutobi: 10:24am On Oct 08, 2015
koboko69:
Make dem nor waste that sumptuous meal oooo.


Below is crocodile feast by Ex-Boys 199- Alma mata.



Are you an ex-boy?
Webmasters / Re: I Need help On How To Start Bulk Sms by sarutobi: 8:39pm On Sep 15, 2015
priscillawill:
Please i will be glad if anyone can answer this questions for me
1. which comany can you register as a reseller at a cheap rate and delivery on time
2 will i need to have my own hosting and domain
3. Please am in ghana, will it work there. I mean the ones own by nigerians
4 i need one that will not give me problem in the future
if you can recommed for me, it will be appericate.

Use http://padisoft.org

You get a free reseller website and free hosting forever. You do not need to have your own hosting and having custom domain is optional (We give you a sub-domain you can use.)

And our SMS delivers FAST to ghana.

Add me on WhatsApp (234-703-6052-237) and i will also help you setup for free

Cheers.
Business / Re: Are You Interested In Being A Sport Betting Agent In Nigeria? by sarutobi: 6:46pm On Sep 05, 2015
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Hello cWhyte, I have a big proposal for you. Are you available for a chat?

Thanks.
Webmasters / Re: Learn Bulk SMS Business Here On Nairaland by sarutobi: 4:29pm On Sep 04, 2015
lionet:
Can anyone recommend a cheap bulk sms platform that is reliable?

Try http://padisoft.org
Adverts / Re: Send Bulk Sms In Nigeria! by sarutobi: 2:57pm On Jul 13, 2015
We offer free reseller platform for all our customers

When you register, you will get free sms.

Visit http://www.padisoft.org
Web Market / Re: Learn How To Build Your Own Bulk Sms Website And Make Over N70,000 by sarutobi: 2:50pm On Jul 13, 2015
You can also try http://padisoft.org

We give free sms website to all our resellers.
Family / Re: When The Wrong One Loves You Right!!! by sarutobi: 4:27pm On Jun 29, 2015
bellong:


How deep is the shit? What type of shit is it? Is it atomic or AK47 shit... How does it smell? If it is nice smelling shit, it is a good shit and if not, call the services of shit removal, Yorubas call them "agbepo".



Congratulations on your new age... What values did you add to yourself during this relationship hiatus?



To start with, what is your definition for a right man? What is it in those coming to qualify them as wrong?
I hope you were stingy enough not to let everyone that comes your way to be having a feel of your "sweet body"? Between, picture of the sweet body or ..... cheesy


Abraham Lincoln and Pa Buhari must be this brother's mentors.....


This is maturity. Defining your relationship from onset. Kudos



Yes, you told him, you didn't have that emotional/butterfly thingy feeling for him but what you didn't tell him is the reason why you weren't having it. You should have told him that you never dreamt of being in a relationship with a broke nigga. Your taste in guys is rich and handsome. You can't be proud of him because he is not looking good despite having a good heart. He has failed in all ramifications of your assessment. You only told the poor brother half truth. This is what is called being economical with the truth.

I must say your real problem lies in this paragraph. Your desired qualities in men are parochial and vanity. You are not looking out for something that can last you for a lifetime. Vain beauty and empty pocket... It may be why "providence" is not yet smiling on you. You lack the desired wisdom and skill to identify a good man outside his look and pocket. Before you misinterprete me, I am not saying you should be watching out for a poor person but if your motivation is money, it is the foundation of failure.

A broke guy today with passion, vision and ambition can never be broke forever. If you lack the Eagle's eyes, you can never see potentials in a gold mine. Diamond, Gold and every precious metal does not come shinning until they pass through fire.

My question is, if you call someone broke, why are you broke yourself? I thought some of you ladies are of the opinion that you are not marrying any guy for his money.



In this, it is this guy that I have pity for. He doesn't know why you don't like him. If he suddenly becomes rich tomorrow, I am sure your love will come so strong for the poor dude... The guy likes you and he thinks he can't get someone better than you. It is why he is hopelessly waiting. When I was very much younger and of no experience, I waited endlessly and hopelessly for a girl like this till heavens borrowed me brain...



He knows you will soon become desperate as you approach that age women loathe with passion. He will remind you that your biological clock is ticking and it s good for you to take the option you have before becoming a prayer point in your church or mosque.



You are asking the wrong question. Nobody can tell you who to say yes to but yourself. You never liked this guy and you still don't like him, it is not reasonable saying yes. Love is not emotion but decision. You have decided not to ever love him and there is no point beating a dead bush. Free him and let him find his wife elsewhere. Saying yes will only make his life miserable if situation does not change when you want it.

I plead with you, free the ugly and broke guy please.

I wish you well in your search for an houseband...

This is the best post on Nairaland this year.

I just wish everybody (Male/Female) read this and reason btw the lines.

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Webmasters / Re: Bulk SMS Needed Urgently by sarutobi: 3:08pm On Jun 29, 2015
ayurdavid:
Hi, i want to send bulk sms by tomorrow tuesday 30th june. is there any bulk sms provider in the house to provide this service? thanks.

see
www.padisoft.org
Business / Re: Firstbank Releases Statement Of Early Closure by sarutobi: 2:29pm On May 25, 2015
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Webmasters / Re: Dubious Price List By Bulk SMS Platform by sarutobi: 8:40pm On May 08, 2015
femzysticks:


Which provider?

My brother abeg, help me ask am oo. With the current dollar rates you can buy at 80kobo in your dreams alone.

If it is possible at all then the sms delivery rate will be terrible.

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