crownedrookie:

this is currently happening to me.

I am writing a cassandra client. I could have used raw CQL but no

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Theundertaker:
A man who truly loves you would know the right thing to do


Modified : men before commenting, ask urself , would I want my sister to date such a person .

I want my sister to be able to take care of herself without the help of any man. Only whores do that

my brother you dont have gap teeth. you have a window or door in your teeth. they are different things.

yusfatedeeprof:
Begging Mark Zuckerberg the founder of "Facebook" for money on "Twitter"

i think you have a high IQ. Bravo!

Azmanaty:
When will National Mosque give palliatives to the people? Very very stingy set of people

There is no tithe and offering in mosque. I stand to be corrected though

Period007:
Every month we keep hearing Nigerian doctors are leaving yet there are still a whole lot of them around either jobless or underpaid.
Abeg let us hear word,Every one wants to leave Nigeria not just Doctors.

When they say Nigerian doctors, they mean the highly trained with decades of experience NOT doctor that just finished school yesterday.

pocohantas:




I have an only brother and he was showing these traits. His gfs didn’t like me and I always wondered why. Till the mumu opened his mouth to tell me he told his gf I will always come before any woman, because we grew and suffered together. I told him to face his babe o, make e no come dey disturb my own guy.

wow

AxelandRed:
While I was out on my first date with my girlfriend, she asked me how many sibling I have, to which I replied. She then proceeded to ask the number of males and females. Then I told her I only have sisters. That moment, her face dropped because we were already Into each other, I could tell she was disappointed.

Women want you for themselves. She wants all your attention, resources and finances.

Brothers generally don't care.

BUT having sisters automatically puts a check to this. Sisters can smell bullshit from miles away cos it takes one to know one.

GBOKASINCHA:
dammmmnn niggar to nack bottle on top your head Dey hungry me

I was about to say this.

Anytime i see his/her post, i just hiss.

Very annoying.

punisha:


Contact me for Aba made Bugatti chiron.
N2,500 for delivery within aba n umuahia.
N2,900 for other states.

Order urs now.

How much last for bugatti chiron, Do you deliver to lagos?

like1:
I have to say this again, the selfishness we brew these days in our Igbo families, I really don't get it. I am sure the problems between your father and the brothers arose because either your father or mother is trying to be Lord over them just because they live in your house and they resisted.

Your parents should learn to tolerate his brothers. As you said, they can't go and live in the bush, the so called ancestral land till they build theirs and you also know they are not capable to.

Imagine, what your father and his siblings are going through and you think later it will not be the same between you and your siblings. Let me tell you what will happen, if you guys succeed in pushing your uncles out. The next fight will start between you and your siblings over same house. I am telling you from experience, it is psychological. I has happened in many families I know, even mine.

Moreover, which relationship do you want to maintain with your cousins when through your parents you chased them away from the house.

This is the same problem that happened in my paternal family and now happening between my maternal uncles. People will never learn. The level of selfishness these days is really overwhelming. I don't get it.

My story;
If you like learn from it.

My uncle built an up-stair (big house) in the early 80's. Both families all live in the city, so we just come back to stay in the village house during Xmas and sometimes Easter. Within the few days in the village, their mum and mum will always quarrel. I mean sometimes even physical because both women were always at loggerheads with flimsy things. E.g one of my brothers (a kid then) 'pooed or peed' in the compound, my mum was cooking here and not there. So this quarrel has been there for years when we were kids till our late teenage years when it escalated. My Dad even though not buoyant, started to build a house but then they were not even patient enough for my Dad to near completion of the house before we were sent packing. My Dad had to sell a small property in the city to even roof the building. Then we moved. Of course the relationship dwindled, everybody started minding his or her business.

Now, in less than 7 years, we are better of. Completed my Dad's building, built another with complete finishing and live better and bigger. However their house remained uncompleted as it has been, no fence, not tiled, no paint and all that. Now, they all want a closer relationship but naturally it can't happen, the discord is there already. The news around the village now is that my cousins (now adults and married) are quarreling on who will occupy upstair of the house and who will stay down. Imagine.

Don't neglect people. Nobody is God. Everybody fit pick.

ok, we get it, your family is successful now.

BUT the point is, when you are living in another man's house, you need to behave yourself.

Your brother should not be shitting everywhere and you mum should be cooking in the right place.

I am not saying your relatives don't have any blame, i am just pointing out some things in your story.

My mum's sister's kid shits on the floor and uses our curtains to clean his ass! My mom scolds the boy and then lectures her sister on why her kids are not well trained. This boy was 6 years old at the time. I hated anytime they were around.

I really want to know how much Alexreport paid Nairaland.

His posts hit the frontpage back to back. Nothing against his posts but the way they make the frontpage will suggest that they are newsworthy.

This is getting funny now.

@jonhmba

Please listen sir,

Leave him alone. don't call anymore. He is your brother does not mean he has to pick your calls or even give you face. There is no law in the world that mandates that.

This is what you should do. WORK ON YOURSELF.

Yes, leave him and concentrate on the rest of your family (nuclear and otherwise).

I will not blame anyone since we have not heard your brother's story. Just stop disturbing him.

Forget that "want your brother back" idea. Where do you want him back from??


Something went wrong somewhere. Also from your writeup it looks like the guy is running from financial burden.

What he failed to do is to tell you guys that he can only provide what he has. Cutting family off is immature.

Well, please heed my advice. I know i am saying something completely different from what others have said but that is the only solution.

Work on yourself and dont worry about anyone else.

ABUPHARM:


I don't even understand what u guys are saying here but I'm interested in knowing this programming of a thing.

There was a time I downloaded the python tutoring app on my phone thinking I will get understand it myself but to no avail.

Do I need a degree in engineering to become a programmer?

I'm a pharmacy student tho.

Anyone can be a programmer. You do not need engineering degree. There are countless resources on the internet that can help you learn.

It can take years to master the art though.

winterfell007:


I like your suggestion. I'm currently learning PHP. But some presumed 'experts' tell me PHP is a dying language and that you should concern yourself with Python, please how true is that??

Lolz.

These experts have been singing the same song for 10 years now.

Python is cool though.

Server Side?

Hmm. Your question is too broad. Which type of server sides do you want to write?

Forget people telling you TIOBE index, this index, that index. Those have been changing. I have been programming for 2 decades now and i remember when PERL was the SHIT back then. Where is it today?

Do you want to create CRUD apps? like social networks, blogs, cms etc. PHP is KING in this area. Forget the rest. Many people will tell you python, java bla bla. Let me tell you this, the speed PHP will grant you when writing this sorts of programs will blow your mind. Its like PHP was made for web dev. Too many frameworks Codeigniter, Laravel, Yii, Zend. Libraries nko? Mehn....




Python: this is what the cool kids use nowadays (I am not a fan), but it is popular and used extensively at Google. You need Python, when you have started hitting the upper limits of PHP. Where you need complex data structures. I personally use Python for shell scripting and long running processes. Also PHP sucks with threads so Python.... The mistake people make is that they try to use python for what PHP can do. Learn the difference.


Java aka "Mr enterprise". Well java is Huge. It is robust, verbose (annoying), and well documented. I will advise that you dont start your programming life with java. Start with PHP or Pyhton. There are very few things you cannot build with java. The JVM (the software that runs java) is probably the most complex app on earth. What more? Java is Fast. It blows PHP and Python out of the water. Threads, Generics it has almost everything you need for the server side. I am a fan BUT java is heavy, bulky.

Go: Goroutines.

Javascript (Nodejs): who ever though that javascript should now be used at the server side is nuts. I am not saying that it is not being used today even in production by giant companies. But nodejs is like trying to fit a square peg in a round hole. Javascript is good for some people, to me it sucks as a language and because of the lack of tools for profiling, debugging etc it is a pain to work with. Javascipt is single threaded, but it uses some event something something like that lolx Just use Go.

There are other languages like ruby, haskell, erlang. Some of these are really specialized languages.

You can learn all of them. It makes you a better programmer as all these languages have different approach to solving problems and makes you see the computer from a different angle.


If you have any specific questions i am happy to help.

realestniggah:


No he is not.. He grew up in England.. He is familiar with the system.. That his comfort zone...england has a better chance at winning the world cup than Nigeria..no bribery and corruption to deal with. Working system. The only problem is that there are better player in that same squad and might not start often.

Iwobi grew up in England. Leon Balogun is German. Ekong is a Dutch etc.

The difference between these players and Abraham is that they are sensible enough to know tthey CANNOT break into the first team of those countries.

Abraham will have to compete with:
1. Kane
2. Vardy
3. Rashford
4. Callum Wilson
5. Jesse Lingard

All these players except maybe current lingard are better than him.

Southgate will play an unfit Kane over Abraham. In contrast, he will practically walk in majestically into the super eagles (no pressure). Win a few AFCONs, go to the world cup and if he puts in the shift he becomes a National Hero.

About trophies, please tell me the last time England Football team won any trophy. Maybe in the 80s.

As i said earlier, I am a Chelsea fan but i am NOT deluded. Abraham is a championship level player. He still needs to prove himself.

He is overestimating his abilities.


We have been begging this guy for more than a year. A whole country begging an average player. Are we that bad?

He can learn from Agbonlahor, Ibe etc

How can Nigeria be begging an average player when average players are everywhere?

Lets see what becomes of that Tammy Abraham in the next few years.

I am a Chelsea fan, but this guy is making a mistake just like others before him

but if she rejects you simply tell her to be friend with hope that she changes her mind and MOVE ON..."

SKhanmi:
"but if she rejects you simply tell her to be friend with hope that she changes her mind and MOVE ON..."


Who wan become chairman for friendzone.

right?

The worst is becoming "JUST friends". You perform all the roles of a boyfriend without the benefits

internationalman:
Chai, life is unfair to average people especially Nigerians..

Now tell me what concerns this little boy with struggling to find his way in this life.

His parents already made sure of that before his birth.

Now, when he grows up he might think his contemporary that couldn't make it had the same opportunity and platform as him..
not knowing that there were other children who played more than him but couldn't play beyond the border of this country.

If I nor make a satisfactory money in this life I won't marry let alone giving birth.

Bros, you see that bolded part? that is the story of my life.

If i no hammer well well, i no fit give person belle.

My children WILL never suffer what i have suffered.

They will thank me for it.

Also, thats why poverty is high in this country, people giving birth to children they cannot train.

Hedonisco:


This is ridiculous and for how long will this nonsense agbero style of law enforcement continue? No evidence of criminality other than "anonymous tips", and meaningless 'exhibits' like phones, laptops and international passports.

Sir,

While i also condemn the "method" used by EFCC, we should rememeber that this is naija. These guys are not as trained, informed and equipped like thier foreign counterpart.

Also like you can see with invictus obi, America's judicial system is very fast and efficient. Takes a few hours to charge you to court, no stories. It might take months for EFCC to track these guys and then we know that once these lowlifes leave naija, they are gone. EFCC cannot reach them. Months of hard work wasted.

We cannot use the foreign method here as our system does not support it.

I am a young man in my early 30s. I live in Nigeria. If you see the way i live you will think i am a Yahoo boy. I am sure many of my neighbours think i am one. I only go out of my house once a month. I have a certain level of luxury and live in a 'posh' part of lagos. BUT i know how hard i work to reach this level. Many sleepless nights, many Skype meetings/proposals, many presentations just to get one job.

The day EFCC will show up at my door, they will have just wasted thier time. The worst i will also lose is time by following them to thier office and showing them what i do for a living.

You might have guessed that i am into internet business. Yes thats correct and these "Yahoo Boys" are making life very hard for the rest of us.

I dont mind going through a little stress from EFCC if they can use their method to cleans our country.

Cheers.

Sicksoul:
I don't know if I'm the only one that felt so damn cool with these set of people. People shouldn't be judged because of their sexual orientation, in as much both parties consented to it. Lesbianism is not a sin to some while gay is an abomination.

You are the only one bro

writefreely:
Have you ever been to a country where a petroleum engineering graduate is now a full time writer because no jobs Only in the shitholes of this world. Only if Nigerians like you weren't sellouts.

Anyway, if you're patronizing then thanks. If you're not, kindly move on. I believe in myself and my work and I don't beg for clients, whether wailers or looters.

I've written for hundreds of clients on nairaland alone with my "marketing strategy".

I get God to answer to, you get Lai Mohammed to answer to. You no see say my situation better pass your own

Hello sir/ma,

The person you replied to is correct.

Your business page should be unbiased.

I agree with your points, but try to separate your business from your personal opinions.

Good luck.

Dont believe this bullshit.

Many of these bloggers are really bad people. They can do anything for money/traffic.

Why was he apologising to e-money? Simple. He was impersonating him. Even diverted a record deal to 'his' friend.

I googled a friend's business one day only to see an article where a blogger wrote lies about the business in an effort to draw traffic to his own business.

We called his line and pleaded with him to remove the article and he told us point blank that he is a trained journalist and he has the right to write anything he wants.

2 weeks later, i fried his server, overloaded his database with junk data. Turns out that most of these 'bloggers' only know how to install wordpress/joomla, no tech skills whatsoever. Security holes everywhere..



He is either a scammer or a typical traffic hungry blogger who ran out of luck.

Ishilove:

It seems you are a very difficult, rigid and impatient person.

no, You got it wrong.

Infact, it is rude to talk to someone else when you are already in an active conversation.

These are subtle signs people ignore and then start to complain after marriage.

I like how some of our 'experts' are saying it is not vernomous judging from the patterns and shape of head.

Make una well done.

Maybe when OP see the snake next, he should stop it and say: Excuse me sir please let me check the shape of your head.

As far as i am concerned, ALL SNAKES ARE SNAKES.

Kill First, Ask Questions Later.

No time to be regretting snake bite.

anthonyuncle:


no one is encouraging anyone to throw cash anyhow,

but ensure to share ur blessings with people

He does not have to. It is money.

We have entitlement mentality in these parts.

Once you say hi to some babes, you automatically owe them money.

From experience, if a NIGERIAN girl tells you that you are stingy, then you are doing something right. Most of them want you to empty your account for them.

if a Ghanaian girl tells you that you are stingy, bro you are stingy.

kadiri3:
IS ONLY MOTHER THAT THIS GIRL HAV? WERE IS HER FATHER I THOUTH HE'S AN ACTOR?

Most fathers will stay away from stuff like this. No matter the amount of money involved.

It is a disgrace.

Maybe usable by his billionaire friends, BUT i do not see this going mainstream at all. Thousands of tech and inventions already do this.

Another work around is setting alarm on your clock to go off at a very low volume. that works for me as well.

He is probably throwing it out there knowing that it commands very little commercial value.

BUT what do i know? Mark is a billionaire and very smart too. So we wont be surprised if it is the next big thing.

Last year, there was this my guy who went to europe and brought back a medium sized bag of candies. He was later to travel back so he kept the bag inside my freezer.

For good six months, i told any visitor to my house that they can touch everything in the freezer except the candies.

Six months later my guy came back and and then visited me one day. He wanted to take some soft drinks and he saw his frozen candies from 6 months ago untouched LOL.

He screamed! : Guy these thing still dey here? why you know chop am na? I told him that it is better he tells me to eat it than for me to touch it behind his back.

The thing don freeze and we had to throw it away. It was a waste in the end, but it is better that way.

So you are immigrating cos of woman, mehn you must be financialy strong bro