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|Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji Celebrates Her 41st Birthday (Photos) by sarutobi: 11:36am|
What you have said is sad. But it is the truth.
Her dating pool is getting smaller and she wont date downwards. High valued men of her age range her smart men. They wont settle for her.
Yo are right also when you say she should consider her son in these matters but whatever decision she takes or is taking she is old enough to face the consequences that will come in the future.
A woman's money is absolutely useless to a man. It does not improve her value.
I wish her the best.
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|Education / Re: Did You Do This In Your Secondary School Days? by sarutobi: 5:35pm On Jul 21|
Did you go to NMS?
I am also 97
|Politics / Re: Fidelis Nweze Is Dead! Umahi’s Commissioner For Infrastructure Dies by sarutobi: 12:09am On Jun 23|
May his soul rest in peace!
|Phones / Re: Infinix Note 10 Unboxing, First Impressions And Full Review + Price (photos) by sarutobi: 3:48pm On Jun 01|
Infinix don dey try oo.
But i am still team Samsung.
Get authentic perfumes https://myfragrances.com.ng
|Celebrities / Re: OAP Kelz Uses Drone To Track Down A Laptop Thief (Video) by sarutobi: 6:26pm On Mar 17|
Yes you do.
But you can fly it privately without approval. It will only be needed if you decide to fly it from public places.
In the video he said the drone was around 200m in the sky. At that height it will just be a dot in the sky.
|Travel / Re: How Did You Survive Your Divorce In The UK? by sarutobi: 4:24pm On Mar 08|
cant remember bro. I think corei5. That was long time a go.
|Travel / Re: How Did You Survive Your Divorce In The UK? by sarutobi: 3:44pm On Mar 08|
My chairman, do you remember me? I still got your laptop ooo.
|Computers / Re: Smile Internet Keeps Disconnecting After Sometime by sarutobi: 1:01pm On Dec 11, 2020|
i know your post is old, but i experience the same thing. it is annoying.
they are terrible
|Gaming / Re: PS4 Games Exchange by sarutobi: 6:22pm On Dec 10, 2020|
if you are in Lagos and it includes delivery, then it is a deal.
Let me know how to proceed/ send me a PM
|Gaming / Re: PS4 Games Exchange by sarutobi: 2:48pm On Dec 10, 2020|
whats your final price for sekiro?
|Programming / Re: Backend Software Engineers, Let's Talk About System Design by sarutobi: 2:04pm On Dec 07, 2020|
Reduce cost by using AWS Is this a joke?
Decoupled architecture? Why? There must be a reason to go that far.
Nairaland is a simple app. Its does not need to have the frontend and backend hosted separately. A good dedicated server should handle the load well.
I consider the owner of Nairaland to be very smart. this is why nairaland does exactly what it needs to do. Nothing more, nothing less.
|Health / Re: Please Help, I'm Always Fatigued And I Sleep A lot. by sarutobi: 3:03am On Dec 06, 2020|
I am treating it.
There are drugs that i am to take for at least 6 months.
I swallow like 21 tablets, 3 times daily, everyday. I like to think they work.
Also there are certain foods i cannot eat.
My neck area is visibly swollen.
Hope it disappears in the end.
|Fashion / Re: French Designer Oil Perfume by sarutobi: 2:55am On Dec 06, 2020|
|Health / Re: Please Help, I'm Always Fatigued And I Sleep A lot. by sarutobi: 12:28pm On Dec 04, 2020|
I have the same issue:
Went in to do multiple tests.
Turned out i had Hyperthyroidism.
It causes fatigue, I feel tired always even after i just woke up.
Are you always hungry? Does your heart beat very fast every time?
Go and check your self in a hospital.
|Programming / Re: Funny Programming Memes. Just For Laughs by sarutobi: 6:37pm On Jun 03, 2020|
this is currently happening to me.
I am writing a cassandra client. I could have used raw CQL but no
|Romance / Re: He’s Very Stingy And I am tired by sarutobi: 2:48am On May 28, 2020|
I want my sister to be able to take care of herself without the help of any man. Only whores do that
|Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Gap Teeth A Reason For Disqualification In Bank Interviews? by sarutobi: 6:45pm On May 27, 2020|
my brother you dont have gap teeth. you have a window or door in your teeth. they are different things.
|Celebrities / Re: Kanye West Begging Mark Zuckerberg When He Was In $53m Debt (2016 Tweets) by sarutobi: 1:26am On Apr 26, 2020|
i think you have a high IQ. Bravo!
|Religion / Re: Lockdown: Dunamis Shares Food Items by sarutobi: 5:02pm On Apr 22, 2020|
There is no tithe and offering in mosque. I stand to be corrected though
|Health / Re: More Doctors To Leave Nigeria As COVID-19 Gets Worse In USA by sarutobi: 5:22pm On Apr 12, 2020|
When they say Nigerian doctors, they mean the highly trained with decades of experience NOT doctor that just finished school yesterday.
|Family / Re: Stereotype About Only Sons by sarutobi: 2:29pm On Feb 25, 2020|
|Family / Re: Stereotype About Only Sons by sarutobi: 2:26pm On Feb 25, 2020|
Women want you for themselves. She wants all your attention, resources and finances.
Brothers generally don't care.
BUT having sisters automatically puts a check to this. Sisters can smell bullshit from miles away cos it takes one to know one.
|Family / Re: Stereotype About Only Sons by sarutobi: 2:21pm On Feb 25, 2020|
I was about to say this.
Anytime i see his/her post, i just hiss.
|Foreign Affairs / Re: $3.3m Bugatti Chiron Turned Heads At Zimbabwean Defence Headquarters by sarutobi: 10:36pm On Dec 24, 2019|
How much last for bugatti chiron, Do you deliver to lagos?
|Family / Re: How Can My Parents Evict My Troublesome Uncles? by sarutobi: 2:33pm On Dec 05, 2019|
ok, we get it, your family is successful now.
BUT the point is, when you are living in another man's house, you need to behave yourself.
Your brother should not be shitting everywhere and you mum should be cooking in the right place.
I am not saying your relatives don't have any blame, i am just pointing out some things in your story.
My mum's sister's kid shits on the floor and uses our curtains to clean his ass! My mom scolds the boy and then lectures her sister on why her kids are not well trained. This boy was 6 years old at the time. I hated anytime they were around.
|Fashion / Re: Uzoma Jenfrancis Crowned Most Beautiful Girl In Abuja 2019 In Colourful Event by sarutobi: 12:16pm On Oct 29, 2019|
I really want to know how much Alexreport paid Nairaland.
His posts hit the frontpage back to back. Nothing against his posts but the way they make the frontpage will suggest that they are newsworthy.
This is getting funny now.
|Family / Re: My Rich Brother Does Not Care About Us.... by sarutobi: 6:11pm On Oct 27, 2019|
Please listen sir,
Leave him alone. don't call anymore. He is your brother does not mean he has to pick your calls or even give you face. There is no law in the world that mandates that.
This is what you should do. WORK ON YOURSELF.
Yes, leave him and concentrate on the rest of your family (nuclear and otherwise).
I will not blame anyone since we have not heard your brother's story. Just stop disturbing him.
Forget that "want your brother back" idea. Where do you want him back from??
Something went wrong somewhere. Also from your writeup it looks like the guy is running from financial burden.
What he failed to do is to tell you guys that he can only provide what he has. Cutting family off is immature.
Well, please heed my advice. I know i am saying something completely different from what others have said but that is the only solution.
Work on yourself and dont worry about anyone else.
|Programming / Re: [Advice] For New Programmers, what server-Side Programming Language Is The Best? by sarutobi: 12:05pm On Oct 09, 2019|
Anyone can be a programmer. You do not need engineering degree. There are countless resources on the internet that can help you learn.
It can take years to master the art though.
|Programming / Re: [Advice] For New Programmers, what server-Side Programming Language Is The Best? by sarutobi: 8:25am On Oct 08, 2019|
These experts have been singing the same song for 10 years now.
Python is cool though.
|Programming / Re: [Advice] For New Programmers, what server-Side Programming Language Is The Best? by sarutobi: 8:03am On Oct 08, 2019|
Hmm. Your question is too broad. Which type of server sides do you want to write?
Forget people telling you TIOBE index, this index, that index. Those have been changing. I have been programming for 2 decades now and i remember when PERL was the SHIT back then. Where is it today?
Do you want to create CRUD apps? like social networks, blogs, cms etc. PHP is KING in this area. Forget the rest. Many people will tell you python, java bla bla. Let me tell you this, the speed PHP will grant you when writing this sorts of programs will blow your mind. Its like PHP was made for web dev. Too many frameworks Codeigniter, Laravel, Yii, Zend. Libraries nko? Mehn....
Python: this is what the cool kids use nowadays (I am not a fan), but it is popular and used extensively at Google. You need Python, when you have started hitting the upper limits of PHP. Where you need complex data structures. I personally use Python for shell scripting and long running processes. Also PHP sucks with threads so Python.... The mistake people make is that they try to use python for what PHP can do. Learn the difference.
Java aka "Mr enterprise". Well java is Huge. It is robust, verbose (annoying), and well documented. I will advise that you dont start your programming life with java. Start with PHP or Pyhton. There are very few things you cannot build with java. The JVM (the software that runs java) is probably the most complex app on earth. What more? Java is Fast. It blows PHP and Python out of the water. Threads, Generics it has almost everything you need for the server side. I am a fan BUT java is heavy, bulky.
There are other languages like ruby, haskell, erlang. Some of these are really specialized languages.
You can learn all of them. It makes you a better programmer as all these languages have different approach to solving problems and makes you see the computer from a different angle.
If you have any specific questions i am happy to help.
|Sports / Re: Kanu Reacts To Tammy Abraham And Fikayo England Call-Up by sarutobi: 10:50am On Oct 04, 2019|
Iwobi grew up in England. Leon Balogun is German. Ekong is a Dutch etc.
The difference between these players and Abraham is that they are sensible enough to know tthey CANNOT break into the first team of those countries.
Abraham will have to compete with:
4. Callum Wilson
5. Jesse Lingard
All these players except maybe current lingard are better than him.
Southgate will play an unfit Kane over Abraham. In contrast, he will practically walk in majestically into the super eagles (no pressure). Win a few AFCONs, go to the world cup and if he puts in the shift he becomes a National Hero.
About trophies, please tell me the last time England Football team won any trophy. Maybe in the 80s.
As i said earlier, I am a Chelsea fan but i am NOT deluded. Abraham is a championship level player. He still needs to prove himself.
He is overestimating his abilities.
We have been begging this guy for more than a year. A whole country begging an average player. Are we that bad?
He can learn from Agbonlahor, Ibe etc
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