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IconicR:
News reaching me is that Martinez is in a relationship with a nairalander reason he now takes solace in the football thread
People deceiving themselves online

I shouldnt be quoting you but this is funny. Very funny.

Oya clap for yourself.

rickleye:
How do you get to know the person without going on a date. This is potentially someone I plan to spend the rest of my life with, of course I’ll go on a date and see if we are compatible.
Does she attempt to pay , bring along her wallet .
How does she eat ? Is she loud , quiet . Does she laugh at my jokes ? Does she tell jokes ? Does she pray before eating , does she eat with her mouth open. ? Does she talk with food in her mouth ?
Does she smell nice ? What does she order ?

I went out with a lady to a restaurant and when the menu was brought , she ordered an expensive meal , pop and 4 pieces of meat. That was the beginning of the end. What concluded was on our way back we took an Uber was having issue with transfer . I had cash but asked her to pay the cab driver N3000. She said she had no money . So I quibbled if I didn’t pay for dinner how would she pay , she just laughed .
I just pecked her on the cheek and told her cab man to drop her off at home.
She’s wasn’t serious 🧐

I went out with someone else. I ordered first - she said she would have want I was having . She wasn’t loud. Did everything lady like. When the bill came she said 2 bills please . I almost kissed her then and there . I told her no that I am still old fashioned. And I paid. Guess what she paid the cab fare home. We had an amazing 3 days affair .

This is it.

We should not generalize women. They are humans and humans behave differently depends on if they like you or not.

The first girl did not give a shit about you. There are many of them like that who go on dates with guys they dont like, just to eat free food and get free gifts. Some of these girls dont spend a dime of their own money on food.

The second girl is also not a good girl. There is nothing like good/bad girl. It is just that this one might like you and want to play it safe. Trust me, if the second girl runs into a guy she does not give a shit about, the experience will be like the first girl.

BOTTOMLINE is that DO NOT take a girl out on an expensive date. Getting to know someone is not about spending money. Its is about spending time with each other.

I usually pick a free place to go. A place that is fun or cheap. Once the girl reaches the place, you will know if she is genuinely interested in you or just want to use you for free food. If she does not like the place, her body language will change. Thats how i filter them out.

It is usually funny to see a girls face when she realizes that you cannot be played. They usually go nuts. You willl hear things like "he is stingy" etc. Once you hear that, give yourself a pat on the back. You have overcome her. They don't like it especially when they know you can easily afford it BUt chose not to. It destroys their ego.

Professorcplus:
Na only bad news about man/woman relationship you na dey promote. Worse na broke boy come full here.

Letter to 20s.
Because you see your female age mate having that "fantastic" life you can't afford for yourself doesn't mean you should hold hatefulness in your heart. You won't realize how toxic you have become over the years.

If in anyway you haven't been in a situationship/relationship with a lady, you don't have biz here. You might get damaged.

Let me set the record straight... Relationship isn't about Diego and Paloma or Disney world, it is exchange of economical gains.

If a lady can get for herself what she's expecting from you, I don't think there will be relationship in the first place.

Relationship is where two adults come together to fornicate and call it cheating while there's is exchange of ....

Peace

You just summarized the red pill mentallity. I know it was not your intentions but you kind of validated the point of this very thread!

This thread is not about bitterness, it is just educating young boys abou the female nature. To ladies, relationship is usually a means to an end. Women are redpilled from birth but the guys? they have to learn the hard way. I did!

This thread is to prevent boys from learning the hard way by learning from the experience of others.

ednut1:
Should have allowed them in and help us execute them

That’s what I thought as well. But it costs money to them.

Easier to do a sweeping ban.

Nemesis0147:
This Tony has a funny aura that surrounds him!!
He seems like a cunning man and someone that like doing eye service….I doubt if he is an easy going person as he wants us to believe….always trying to prove that he is friendly on social medias.

I have never met the man, but this is also how i feel about him. He has the aura of a crook and someone who is difficult to work with but he tries desperately to show the world how open and friendly he is.

Unfortunately here in Nigeria, you are not allowed to question the rich. Anything but praises makes you a hater.

He is still very successful tho, so he must be doing something right and that's admirable.

sisisioge:
It is well fa....I'm so surprised that your wife would even bring up the issue knowing her stand when it was your mother's case. It is well fa, honestly, I would tell her to let her mother go live with any of her other siblings while she supports her. She is welcome to visit you guys from time to time.

Dearest Lord, please when my son is ready to choose a spouse, biko help me choose one that would be like a daughter to me. One that will be his friend and my paddy. One that would be fair before you and man. One that will not stress him, me and anyone related to him. I promise to raise a rational, fair and kind man. Please help me God.

I disagree maam!

Instead, teach your son to be strong! Teach him to be able to have sense and control his home.
Teach him to identify priorities and remember that though he will be married one day, he still has families and responsibilities outside of his nuclear household. Lastly teach him that he can only have one mother and he must cherish her like he cherishes his wife and his kids.

It is going to take over the jobs of programmers LMAO.

All these people sef. Not in a million years.

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I want to sell these 3 shoes i got yesterday. I bought them online at adidas USA website but they dont fit my leg. I wear a size 11 (UK) but these shoes are all size 12 (UK). This is a mistake on my part so i cannot return them.

These are original (authentic) shoes direct from adidas USA store NOT the fakes you see everywhere.

If you are interested in any of these shoes i will prefer a physical exchange so that you can inspect them yourself. But i can also have them sent to you after payment is confirmed. I am based in Lagos, Magodo Phase 2 to be precise.

I really like these shoes, it is a shame they do not fit my leg. I Intend to sell these shoes at a discount, add more money and reorder the exact same shoes again but this time size 11 (UK).



1. The first shoe is a grey adidas ZX 22 BOOST.
It sells for $120 (https://www.adidas.com/us/zx-22-boost-shoes/GY6696.html)


Condition: BRAND NEW. It was shipped to me yesterday (June 16, 2022), i tried them on, saw that they dont fit my leg and then packaged them back. Please see photos below. It still has the box and all the tags. Everything in pristine condition. It is basically new.

I will sell it to a lucky buyer for 45K naira.


2. The second shoe is a black Trainer V Shoes.
It sells for $80 (https://www.adidas.com/us/trainer-v-shoes/GX0728.html)


Condition: BRAND NEW. It was also shipped to me yesterday (June 16, 2022), i tried them on, saw that they dont fit my leg and then packaged them back. Please see photos below. It still has the box and all the tags. Everything in pristine condition. It is basically new.

I will sell it to a lucky buyer for 36K naira.


3. The last shoe is a black Terrex Shoe.
It sells for $120


Condition: BRAND NEW. It was also shipped to me yesterday (June 16, 2022), i tried them on, saw that they dont fit my leg and then packaged them back. Please see photos below. It still has the box and all the tags. Everything in pristine condition. It is basically new.

I will sell it to a lucky buyer for 46K naira.

You can reach me on whatsapp or call: 07039396433 if you have further questions.

Thanks

As others have pointed out, the one on your head i am not sure but it looks like a Lipoma. You can have that surgically removed.

BUT you see the one on your wrist, that is a Ganglion Cyst. DO NOT surgically remove it as it might come back again and that's not to talk of the scar you will get from the surgery.

I removed my ganglion (on my wrist) surgically and it came back after a few years.

After that, i just ignored it completely. Now it is gone. It has been gone for about 3 years now.

So just leave it alone.

SultanOfPuna:
When i was in Australia,
I was undergoing my rough teenage years, i rember one if my aussie friends who is into metal rock music, showed me a website in the dark web.
This site uploads videos of live footage executions and torture between Loz catelz and Los Zeta. Two bloody rival mexican cartels.

My brothers and sisters, that site changed my life. Not in a good way
I saw footage of executions where they behead women, who are informamts. I saw footage of torture where the use spoon to remove the guys eyes while alive.
I can still hear his screaming when i thinkbof it.
The last video that made me sign out and funny enough its on youtube.
But the youtube version cuts out the execution
There is a video of live exectution of 20 rival cartel members.
They start cutting from their legs then cut the knees while the person is alive. Some of them dont even realise the pain due to high andernaline.
After that they use a blunt knife and behead them slowly so the pain can last long.
You can hear them screaming while blood guggling from their throat as they behead them

Its a 30 minutes video, 12 minutes of spanish talking then the horror execution begins.

Now i will NEVER advice my enemy to watch those videos. It messed me up for 1 year
I had to flush out all that horror i saw by watching cartoons.
But if you are still curious, there is a guy on yotube who explains these execution videos without showing it.
If this post get some like i will dtop his yotube channel here.
Mexican cartels are DEMONS in human flesh

Edit: i will never drop that site. Kids here might click on it.
For the youtube go and search
"Disturbed Reality"
IM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR IF IT DAMAGES YOUR PSYCHE. if you know you get soft mind i abeg no near that channel. It will mess u up!!

Bro i have watched all these executions. I have a strong stomach but mehn sometimes after watching the executions i would want to vomit.

The eye removal with spool was done by CJNG (the most bloodthirsty cartel right now in Mexico).

For me its not the blood that gets to me. It is the screams the victims make. I started watching these videos as far back as 2012 and i can still hear the screams in my head till today. Also when they start to cut the throat you can hear the victims make a choking sound. This means that they are choking on their own blood! The cartel guys are nasty!

One boy was calling for his mother as they started cutting him.

Sometimes after cutting, the limb might not come off so they twist and use axe and you can hear the bone cracking.

There was this execution of a lady by a cartel where after they beheaded her you can still see her eyes move around. her eyes were moving around as they raised her detached head up to the the camera. The most brutal videos i have seen are: funky town, the Guerrero flaying, sponsored by Adidas and ghost rider in that order.

Disturbed reality does a good job of explaining it without showing the actual videos.

I will advise that you guys should not go and look for these videos cos it will mess you up and you might suffer PTSD. thankfully sites like bestgore have been taken down.

house10s:
he was walking slowing and he is also d inventor of the sick games

Also, watch it closely, the big doll was not scanning him. When it scanned others with a red sign it shows no sign on him

BLOODYSPERM:
Masculine woman who didn't fulfil purpose in securing an high valued man, ended up as a single mother putting her child at risk, very selfish and stupid, even with your socio-economic status no man in your level will want to settle down with you sand you won't date downwards due to Hypergamy, very poor role model for young ladies, flashing materialism makes a man attractive and respected, but for women the reverse is the case

What you have said is sad. But it is the truth.

Her dating pool is getting smaller and she wont date downwards. High valued men of her age range her smart men. They wont settle for her.
Yo are right also when you say she should consider her son in these matters but whatever decision she takes or is taking she is old enough to face the consequences that will come in the future.

A woman's money is absolutely useless to a man. It does not improve her value.

I wish her the best.

Akwamkpuruamu:
I was an expert in this. In 1997 I was in my JSS1, I had a good handwriting, infact most of my senior boys took me as their son because of writing this sort of love letters for them.

I was virtually untouchable cos the big bad boys in our military school then had my backs.

Unfortunately I never had a gf till I left secondary school in 2003.

I often concluded by please remember to meet me at our rendezvous behind Iya basira shop

Did you go to NMS?

I am also 97

May his soul rest in peace!

Infinix don dey try oo.

But i am still team Samsung.

Get authentic perfumes https://myfragrances.com.ng

victorVIC1:
I once heard from someone that you need the approval of the authority to use a drone in Nigeria. How true is this?

Yes you do.

But you can fly it privately without approval. It will only be needed if you decide to fly it from public places.

In the video he said the drone was around 200m in the sky. At that height it will just be a dot in the sky.

grafixdon:
LOL. Which of the laptop? The screen touch or the core i5?

cant remember bro. I think corei5. That was long time a go.

grafixdon:
My brother had the same issue with his wife some years ago... Unfortunately for him he was deported back to Nigeria without a penny after many years in uk. Meanwhile, he was the one who took his wife to the uk.

After he was reported, she doesn't even allow him to speak with his kids (2girls) on phone. He later suffers depression, always on drugs, he couldn't work or do anything meaningful, totally useless... Today, the guy is in rehab in Yaba, he's shadow of himself as I speak...

My chairman, do you remember me? I still got your laptop ooo.

i know your post is old, but i experience the same thing. it is annoying.

they are terrible

Blinking44:
7k last or come with a good disc for swap.

if you are in Lagos and it includes delivery, then it is a deal.

Let me know how to proceed/ send me a PM

Blinking44:
Ps4 game disc available for swap or sale;

Sekiro (shadows die twice)
Resident evil 2
Metal gear solid V
Unchartered 4

Location; Lag Mainland.

whats your final price for sekiro?

SilverG33k:
What if you we try to reduce cost by

Using just AWS

Reduce cost by using AWS Is this a joke?

Decoupled architecture? Why? There must be a reason to go that far.

Nairaland is a simple app. Its does not need to have the frontend and backend hosted separately. A good dedicated server should handle the load well.

You can use the new buzzwords like angular, vue, nodejs etc to bamboozle the client and win customers but simple plain PHP/Python/Ruby with vanilla javascript will be more than enough to produce nairaland in record time.

I consider the owner of Nairaland to be very smart. this is why nairaland does exactly what it needs to do. Nothing more, nothing less.

Afam4eva:
Have you treated yourself?

I am treating it.

There are drugs that i am to take for at least 6 months.

I swallow like 21 tablets, 3 times daily, everyday. I like to think they work.

Also there are certain foods i cannot eat.

My neck area is visibly swollen.

Hope it disappears in the end.

I have the same issue:

Went in to do multiple tests.

Turned out i had Hyperthyroidism.

It causes fatigue, I feel tired always even after i just woke up.

Are you always hungry? Does your heart beat very fast every time?

Go and check your self in a hospital.