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ayandee: You also should register with ICCON (Institute of chartered chemists of Nigeria).

Thanks

What he acquired by politics he lost by politics, So all things being equal.

Having conceived the idea of becoming a public analyst after graduating as chemist in a Nigeria's university I had written and passed the required examination that is needed to be certified as a public analyst as prescribed by the body charged with the responsibility (Institute of Public Analyst of Nigeria) and consequently admitted into the membership of public analyst of Nigeria. With this honour I have it in mind to establish a business of offering consultancy and analytical services (including environment) to Industries, Govt. Agencies, academy Institute, Individuals etc. Please I need advice and guide on how to go about it, other body I need to register with as required by law and how to source for potential clients.

Symphony007: Funny, 2015 is fast approaching and this "new party" does'nt have a manifesto and ordinary nigerians who don't follow the news like you and i don't know what apc is. I wonder how this people will pull off a win because for all their faults, every nigerian knows PDP, and they might just stick to the devil they know than the angel they don't..tinubu and his folks should get to work and stop all this small talk.

The worst of angel is better than the most generous devil that give with one hand and collect with two hands, folk always wish to dine with angel and not devil, can you tell me the positive impact of PDP manifesto on nigerians since its reign?

I will be pleased to get some from you, Thanks in advance.
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"O ye who believe! Enter into Islam whole-heartedly; and follow not the footsteps of the evil one; for he is to you an avowed enemy. If you lapse back after the clear verses that have come to you, know that Allah is the Almighty, the Wise". (Al
Qur'an 2:208-209)

QUIZ!: Who is the first female taxi driver in Abuja metropolis?
(A) Abike dabiri
(B) Ngozi Okonjo
(C)Aisha Umar
(D) Patience Jonathan

Can you hear this man saying it loudly to the whole world that he is selfish? If you don't care about others wetin concern you with Boko Haram and the North?

Who Is junior Special assistant (JSA)?

@op: you. Call it film and you want all to be real, you mean even if some one died in d film he/she should remain dead In reality?

[quote author=X-factoria] That is as difficult as wishing Obama will relinguish American Presidency to take up the same job in Nigeria. Keep dreaming![/quote]The same dream became a reality against Zambia
NIG 2:0 CIV

[quote author=X-factoria] That is as difficult as wishing Obama will relinguish American Presidency to take up the same job in Nigeria. Keep dreaming![/quote]The same dream became a reality against Zambia
NIG 2:0 CIV

Sure Mikel! Sure pass!! Sure goals!!!
UP EAGLE!!!!

Loveangel: That's Nigerian Idi0ts politicians for you.Money must have exchanged hands.

Do you expect them to be wrestling? But If you see this in oyibo's land you will call it spirit of sportsmanship.

I hope frsc will not call this one hoax again

Tx op this is gr8! bookmarked.

Vikin: Interesting!

I once had this cat fish that only describe the good part of him....tall, clean skin, pointed nose etc.

We talked on phone for almost 2 months but never saw each other cos we stayed in different city. When I finually went back to my city for school, I had to ask him to meet me in my faculty.

He arrived and he was everything he said about himself and much more. My friend excused us and was standing around the corner. He was just smiling at me, with the look of he really fancied what he saw.

Anyway, we got talking, I was doing most of the talking then I crack a joke that made him explode with laughter. He laughed so hard that I noticed that, there were plenty teeth in his mouth.

It was then very obvious that maybe all his teeth carried a twin

Forgive me! Lmao...

He also had a very noticeable bow leg that could strangle someone without using his hands.

Anyway, the little love I had grown disappeared.

After that he left promising that he was gonna call that evening, but just as I joined my friend, you know what she said?

Wow! That guy mouth na shark o!

I didn't know if to laugh or ......but I can tell you that was the end of my catfish story!

Did your friends tell you your own shortcoming? I am sure the dude must have observed some deficiency in you as well.

[quote author=the_ripper]What rubbish, well, d only holiday I recognise na Christmas and easter. Dis one no concern me, work dey[/quote]Even if you don't recognise any, WHO cares?

[quote author=e-talker]If i was in 1995, I'd be happy. but in 2013? WTF!

#ThoughtheProgrammedidEntertainmebackthen.[/quote]I think it will return with modern touch.

I think it will return with modern touch.

Sai Buhari !!! "Ori e wanibe"

[quote author=gree-die]who is hema malini??[/quote]An india actress

I have seen times without numbers when people especially guys passing compliment like "this is hema" when sighted a babe they considered beautiful by their judgment. Hema malini is a popular india actress that featured in several bollyhood films. Truly no one will deny that she is pretty but it beat my imagination why she has been used as standard reference, does it mean no one outweigh her beauty or why must guys compared any pretty babes with hema malini?

[quote author=Okiki_Oluwa]Nice. More of threads like this is needed. African hairstyles are beautiful.[/quote]Kosi "culture" kan toju tia lo!!!

BabaAlabi: How was it resolved? I am thinking of getting the gotv because startimes are fvcking up....how is the signal? Do they show sports?

I took it to where I bought and it was done @ no cost, it has super sport blitz which show up to date sports highlight and sky sports news, it also has super sport select which show sports.

If you want to kill a dog you first give it bad name. How come the guy killed her but they said she was sick and hospitalized before she died. Human being will always blame his neighbour for his misfortune instead of accepting it as an act of God.

A thread like this should find a place at the front page as quick as possible. It teaches online shoppers a big lesson. Mod! Action!

Chibuzor eze will be haunted by his evil act.

I will suggest that we should make his scam alert go viral, by composing a scam alert message and broadcast through bbm and other messenger services.

rafhell: i think you guys should take it easy on this chibuzor eze guy. you all should appreciate the effort he took to refund the money. what we need to do is to wait for the scammed guy to confirm receipt.

and i want everyone who have been scammed by this chibuzor guy to simply come out here on nairaland and say so. if true then, his case need to be taken to EFCC.

If you read the thread from the beginning to the point he refunded the money, it is obvious that he returned the money because of the heat from NL, and others have alleged him with similar crime which he could not defend himself, if you transact with him you do so @ ur own risk.