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PoliticsAbeokuta One Million Man March For Peter Obi by satelliteDISH(op): 6:10pm On Sep 05, 2022
Hmmm...
All the South West people are OBIdients.
We are getting from 30% to 40% Obidients votes in Ogun state.
We are the structures.

@In other news PDP members are fighting in Enugu over the N5k for youths in each ward.
That is if the youths in a ward are 500. After sharing each youth will go home with N10. Hmmm... N10 FOR FOUR YEARS. That is their structure they are boosting about.


O Lord shower your blessings on Nigeria in 2023.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTYaXTG0BgY

CelebritiesRe: Timaya's Manager And Childhood Friend Dead, Prince Oluzor Shot Dead by satelliteDISH(m): 8:22am On Sep 03, 2022
When you think that you are in a secured society experiencing heaven-like enjoyment believing that you have ESCAPED the frequent kidnappings and banditry of the Nigerian state. Then just like a thief, in a twinkle of an eye, DEATH came visiting few moments away from eating your CHERISHED PIZZA.

REST IN PEACE BRO.

PoliticsBb by satelliteDISH(op): 11:21pm On Aug 28, 2022
PoliticsMore videos of Onitsha 1 million man match for Peter Obi by satelliteDISH(op): 7:38pm On Aug 28, 2022
Thank you Mr Peter Obi for contesting the presidential elections. We could have been stuck with choosing between two devils.

This is a MIRACLE.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5THQP_4PQoI
RomanceRe: Man Dumps His Bride On Wedding Day, Plays Video Of Her Cheating On Him (Video) by satelliteDISH(m): 7:02pm On Aug 28, 2022
GoooodHardDick:
The man was so patient enough until the main day when he had something to say and then decided to play the video.

That's an ALPHA male and a RED PILLER right there, we don't settle for less. Never let any simp or anyone tells you a woman's past doesn't matter, it matters a lot and only simps settles for over used hoes. Dear Men, bang that pussy, dump her and move on
Best advice for the week. Thanks
RomanceRe: MEN!! This Happens When You Let A Woman Have Some Power Over You!! (Photos) by satelliteDISH(m): 2:29pm On Aug 28, 2022
TheGidRedpiller:
Repost

Be it financial, psychological, or sexual, she will take advantage of you! There is a no two way about it, neither is there a do-good woman here. As far as you let her have that power over you, she will literally DRAIN you to the ground!! Women are evil whether you want to believe it or not. undecided

As a man, if you were stupid enough to consider marriage in the first place then i'd advice you don't marry a woman that is richer than you except you want to be the underdog in your own family, nobody will notice you as the head when you are the number 1 in the family but everybody will know your wife feeds you if she is in charge not because they spied and figured it out, but because your wife herself already spread the word!! Be Wise!

No form of power even in the littlest should be attributed to a woman; She will always handle it selfishly, her narcisst behaviour will surely take over.
Never let her control you with sex either, thats the worst form of male downgradation!

TRP IS GOLDEN!!
WORDS ON MARBLE
PoliticsRe: Atiku was Right. I found this in the Dictionary. by satelliteDISH(op): 12:12pm On Aug 28, 2022
jazon:
When herdsmen were killing people in Benue and north central, Oyo, and other places, what was APC thinking?

When president closed the border and made food prices especially rice and other food to skyrocket what were they thinking?

When president called Nigerian youths lazy what was he thinking?

When the government was making anti people policies what were they thinking?

When the president called a section of the country 5 percent and made a statement that they cannot be treated like the rest of the country, what was he thinking?

It's just the law of cause and effect. APC and all its members lack Emotional Intelligence.

Instead of listening to the people, the government fought critics. Those presidential aides, I pity them. As I good reach make I no see them for wrong corner after 2023, I go mock them.
How much more the bad guys without empathy.

In this life you must be wise even while doing your job.
Reno is being paid by Atiku to work against LP and APC. BUT HE OPENED ANOTHER YOUTUBE ACCOUNT WHERE HE PROMOTES PETER OBI.
He works for his pay, then counteracts in another YouTube channel.
WORDS ON MARBLE
PoliticsRe: 2023: Odds Against Atiku, Tinubu, Obi by satelliteDISH(m):
The write up is flawed to an extent.

The permutations on the write up is largely based on events of weeks and months ago therefore it is partially outdated.

The dimensions you should be talking more about is
1) Religion. Only Peter Obi enjoys the monopoly of Christian votes

2) Mass defections. This dimension favours Atiku more with massive APC supporters decamping to PDP.

3) Insecurity and Poverty. Prices of goods and services have skyrocketed. Angry citizens that are highly affected wants to revolt with their PVC. This dimension of voters favour Peter Obi and Atiku Abubakar. But Obi will get more of their votes because he talks more of turning Nigeria from CONSUMPTION nation to PRODUCTION Nation.

4) Vote Buying. This dimension will favour Tinubu and Atiku more by winning the votes of the hungry less concern or anyhow citizens.

5) Desenfranchisement. INEC officials could be bribed and compromised. What happens in the east during the last General elections where INEC Officials buried millions of voters card in a sock away. The entire people of that region were denied the chance to vote for their preferred candidate.






https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHYnVtM08go
PoliticsAtiku was Right. I found this in the Dictionary. by satelliteDISH(op):
He said during his interview on Arise TV that Peter Obi will need a miracle to be able to win in the 2023 presidential elections.

If not for a supernatural force, how can you explain that in the mist of poverty people are using their very little resources to campaign for a Nigerian politician.

The usual norn is that the party disburses fund for mobilisation. But in the case of Labour Party, residents are disbursing their funds for the success of Peter Obi.

Is this not truly a miracle? No one politician dead or alive in Nigeria has ever enjoyed this show of solidarity since the return to democracy.

I checked the meaning of the word "MIRACLE" online and this is what I found on the picture below.

See also the show of love from the people of Markudi and Auchi.

PETER OBI TRULY NEEDS A MIRACLE



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHYnVtM08go

Christianity EtcRe: Man Claims He Captured A 'Witch' Flying At Night (Video) by satelliteDISH(m): 10:46am On Aug 28, 2022
Bvlgari:
Lmao Baba abeg how winch dey fly? cheesy grin
Help me ask am.
PoliticsRe: Hilda Dokubo In 1 Million March For Peter Obi In Port Harcourt by satelliteDISH(op): 4:31pm On Aug 27, 2022
Please how do I post my YouTube link to make it click able


Modified:
I have gotten it. Thanks
PoliticsRe: Hilda Dokubo In 1 Million March For Peter Obi In Port Harcourt by satelliteDISH(op): 4:30pm On Aug 27, 2022
derecho:
Obidients are like ants without a king but have one spirit.
Just brighten the corner where you
Nigeria must be free
True talk bro.
One thing that I have observed that has not happened since I was born is that PDP and APC members are waiting for tshirts, caps and other mobilisation money from their principal while LP members are the ones using their own money to print caps, tshirts and banners on behalf of Peter Obi. Peter Obi has not given any common man money to mobilise for him.
PoliticsHilda Dokubo In 1 Million March For Peter Obi In Port Harcourt by satelliteDISH(op):
She said "if someone wants to serve he does not have to give you money to win"
Watch the video on the link below.



Https://m.youtube.com/shorts/bwR9LsMTpNY





OkHilda Dokubo in 1 million man for Peter Obi in Port Harcourt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwR9LsMTpNY

EducationRe: BBN Vs The Peter Obi Movement by satelliteDISH(m): 2:49pm On Aug 27, 2022
derecho:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VXXn_eHmb0

I thought the armchair "analysts" said BBN would distract Obidients?
Thank you for this video.
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Did This To Me. I Will Sue Him For DAMAGES. Please ADVISE. by satelliteDISH(op): 7:31pm On Aug 18, 2022
Where is SIawomir? My blood. My brotherhood. I know you just came back from that side.

The Damn Niggar, please send me the contact of your solicitors. I need to set up a legal team. Thinking about Peter Obi is making me to go gaga.

Inhabitants in my street are all calling me "Oga Peter Obi"
People no longer remember my name. Even one of my concubines is calling "My Obilistic".

My own name is going into oblivion.

Damn Niggar. Help a brother. Nigeria no be lagos.

PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Did This To Me. I Will Sue Him For DAMAGES. Please ADVISE. by satelliteDISH(op): 6:06pm On Aug 18, 2022
The day that the chief judge will pronounced judgment will be the happiest day of my life. I will break my piggy bank to celebrate it with my girlfriend and 2 concubines.

The judgement will be like this

"The honourable court finds that the prosecution has sufficiently proved the charge of medulla Oblongata addiction contrary to Section 223 of the Criminal Law C17, Vol. 3, Laws of Nigeria 2015 against the defendant.

“Pursuant to the provision of Section 222 (1) of the Criminal Law of Nigeria 2015, the defendant is therefore convicted thereof, pursuant to the provision of pt. 22 Section 310 of Administration of Criminal Law of Nigeria (2015).

The sentence of the court upon you, Mr Peter Obi is that you shall not borrow any loan either locally or internationally or celestially or spiritually or Piggybankerly and may God have mercy on your rule.”

U shall pay the defendant Mr SATELLITEDISH the sum of 5 billions for medulla Oblongata damages for having sleepless nights thinking about you every day of his life.

PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Did This To Me. I Will Sue Him For DAMAGES. Please ADVISE. by satelliteDISH(op): 5:31pm On Aug 18, 2022
Charge and bail lawyers should stay clear of my mentions.

Thank God sharia Tanko has resigned. The coast is clear for my victory.

PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Did This To Me. I Will Sue Him For DAMAGES. Please ADVISE. by satelliteDISH(op): 5:17pm On Aug 18, 2022
The battle line is drawn between me and Peter Obi.

He will come to the supreme Court to explain why he is making me to think about him.

No body should beg me because I will not forgive him this crime against my medulla Oblongata.

PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Did This To Me. I Will Sue Him For DAMAGES. Please ADVISE. by satelliteDISH(op): 4:58pm On Aug 18, 2022
Where are our Nairaland lawyers. This is an emergency.

Help me now. Peter Obi must not be allowed to escape justice. He has immersed his personality in my soul.

Please help me.

PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Did This To Me. I Will Sue Him For DAMAGES. Please ADVISE. by satelliteDISH(op):
hegelian:
you are right.. one begin to wonder why you bear etrouble, mental health is really a menace and you are the first candidate
Bros, loud am abeg. Peter Obi just dey burst my brains.

He said that he will turn Nigeria from CONSUMPTION TO PRODUCTION COUNTRY.

I MUST SUE HIM FOR 5 BILLIONS for BURSTING MY BRAIN
PoliticsPeter Obi Did This To Me. I Will Sue Him For DAMAGES. Please ADVISE. by satelliteDISH(op):
I don't know what is happening to me right now. I am addicted to anything related to Peter Obi.

Sometimes I will just wake up in the middle of the night and be browsing everywhere online searching for Peter Obi news.

If I don't read anything about Peter Obi within maximum 6 hours, I will be. Restless.

Lawyers in the in the house, how do I file a case against Peter Obi. He has entered deep into my Blood.

I am in severe pains because of Peter Obi.

Who has latest news about Peter Obi? . I want to read it now.

U see I am addicted.

RomanceRe: You Can't Date Someone Like This And Not Be Happy (pics). by satelliteDISH(m): 8:31pm On Aug 16, 2022
Iamdbull:
Am blown already so I don't get
grin grin grin
PoliticsAngry Youths Blocked Benin-lagos Highway Protesting Over Bad Intercity Roads by satelliteDISH(op): 1:53pm On Aug 15, 2022
Happening now in Benin city. At ugbowo uwasota junction, 500 meters from the university of Benin.
A coalition of the association of Keke riders and the traders Union of Uwelu spare parts dealers are protesting over the bad road leading to the spare parts market and its adjoining streets and communities.

The rapid response squad of the Bdpa police station have been drafted to the scene to talk down the protesting residents. But the people wanted to use the opportunity to bring the attention of the governor to the road in contention.

Since 9am motorist have been left stranded on either side of the road.

https://youtube.com/shorts/S7PZKajjUBo?feature=share

TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija Season 7: Kess Loses His Son by satelliteDISH(m): 7:22am On Aug 11, 2022
Antimarraige:
Strategy
TRAGEDY you mean.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija Season 7: Kess Loses His Son by satelliteDISH(m): 7:14am On Aug 11, 2022
U left your heavy pregnant wife who needs your attention and presence more than anything else to go whoring for 3 months.
U could not give out your slot for the attention of your wife and unborn child.
Misplaced priority.
PoliticsRe: APC Starts Paying More 1000 People For Social Media Campaign by satelliteDISH(m): 7:33am On Aug 02, 2022
rolams:
In my area here, I have never heard people discuss about Obi presidency.
Which area is that?
PoliticsRe: Sule-lamido To Wike: Stop Complaining And Be Like Osibanjo And Amaechi by satelliteDISH(m): 7:12am On Aug 02, 2022
What is this one saying?

The scenario in the APC, is it the same as the one in the PDP?

Atiku personally constituted a committee to help get him his VP. Nobody forced him to make that decision.
17 voted in favour of Wike, but instead he ignored the committee report report and unveil Okowa.

If nah you, you no go vex.

Secondly, is it too difficult for Atiku to ask Ayu to step down as chairman. Yet he is claiming unifier up-and-down.
His sturborness to the issue on ground proves that if you eventually becomes president, he will not be listening to anyone thereby behaving like a dictator.
PoliticsRe: 2023: North Lags Behind As Voter Registration Ends In 4 Days by satelliteDISH(m): 9:46am On Jul 27, 2022
samwheel:
Pls what do I do, I've lost my PVC and I need to vote OBIdiently in 2023.
Go to inec website and fill in the form for lost card.
Upload your photo using your phone and then complete the registration.
Print out your download slip.

https://cvr.inecnigeria.org/Apply
PoliticsRe: Osun 2022: APC, PDP Scuffle Leave Five Injured In Ede by satelliteDISH(m): 2:04pm On Jul 08, 2022
A country where the politicians have impoverished the masses. Turning the youths Into thugs and hoodlums for their own electoral gains.

Human development index is on the very low.

I thank God for hearing the cry and prayers of the Nigerian masses. He has sent us a man to help take us back from the path that we have lost direction.

Thank you Peter Obi for volunteering yourself to this cause.

PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye: You Got It All Wrong About Atiku and Peter Obi by satelliteDISH(op): 7:00am On Jul 05, 2022
Totilopussylick:
Do you know where to get

One of his Album huh

I heard that he became musician

After Buhari arrested him at the airport road but he jumped out of a moving truck

And begin to shout leave me ooo

Make una leave me ooo tongue.
I didn't know Dino is a musician. Hearing this for the first time
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi VP Slot: Four Refined Northerners That Labour Party Should Approach. by satelliteDISH(op): 6:56am On Jul 05, 2022
robinso01:
Don't you see that I'm being sarcastic with the guy that added naira Marley there?
Alright. No vex

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