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CrimeRe: Efcc & Icpc Recovered Over N287m Of New Naira Notes Hidden In A Banks Vault (vid by satelliteDISH(m): 9:54am On Feb 06, 2023
Chopcy29:
Abia state, aba south local government
Please call this numbers and give them the address to the house.

Child protection networks, Abia state
+2348061567345

The straight child foundation, abia state
0818 079 7949

FOUNDATION FOR ENLIGHTENMENT AND ELIMINATION OF CHILD ABUSE
0815 947 0922

www.nhrc.gov.ng
State Offices - National Human Rights Commission
Abia
State.
Coordinator: Uche Nwokocha
(DI)
Phone: 08033473732,
09024425728
Email: nhrcabia@nhrc.gov.ng

NATIONAL AGENCY FOR THE PROHIBITION OF TRAFFICKING IN PERSONS
Abia State Liaison Office
ADDRESS
Women Development Skill Acquisition Centre,
Umahia

CONTACT
Name: Okafor Nkemdilim Ekwutosi
Phone: 08033975545
Email: infoabia@naptip.gov.ng
CrimeRe: Efcc & Icpc Recovered Over N287m Of New Naira Notes Hidden In A Banks Vault (vid by satelliteDISH(m): 8:02am On Feb 06, 2023
Chopcy29:
There is a terrible thing that I saw today that really got me in tears. I came across a pedophile that hijacked two little underage girls kept them in his 3 bedroom flat and got them both pregnant. An old man that is nearing his 50s caged two little girls that is not upto 17 years and keep getting them pregnant. I heard that he normally sell the babies and make profit. Please does anyone here know the right place or person I can lay this horrific act to?
What state and local government are you staying. I want to direct you to the appropriate authorities.
CrimeRe: Soldier Beaten In UNIBEN For Beating Student At School ATM Stand by satelliteDISH(m): 2:07am On Feb 03, 2023
KingAzubuike:
Na mumu.. most likely a private.. students wey dey find little opportunity to cause riot. For student environment an injury to one is an injury to all. Soldiers are usually trained to comport and keep a low profile when they're outnumbered and without weapon in an unfamiliar territory. Dem go too beat craze commot for your body .

Meanwhile I trust nigerian army. Senior military officer go come apologize to the students for the behavior of his men for sure but see those junior soldiers ehn, dem don dey plan bad thing already. Night raid things, secret killings. Soldiers no dey take shíts like these likely. I remember in university when one cult guy fought with a soldier. For straight seven days those guys were patrolling the area looking for him. Na that time I respect nigerian army. If they decide to have your time na you go tire.
Well said.
Soldiers numbering about 30 came to uniben around 12am this Friday morning flogging and beating the hell out of any student found outside of the school gate coming from night parties.
I was observing them from my apartment but could not take any pics for fear that one of them might sight me.
PoliticsRe: Osun: Not All Data Was Transmitted When APC Obtained BVAS Server Report – INEC by satelliteDISH(m): 6:20pm On Jan 30, 2023
lhordspy:
He is more sensible than you are. You are the dull one here. That is truly the dumbest excuse from INEC.

So [sup]it means INEC announced a winner even when the result was incomplete and still synchronising
[/sup]
PoliticsRe: 620,000 NNPP Members In Northeast Dump Kwankwaso, Join Atiku In PDP by satelliteDISH(m): 7:29am On Jan 30, 2023
DMerciful:
Kwankwaso is tactically and covertly stepping down for Atiku.

All Southerners and Middle Belt should queue behind Obi else another Fulani man continues
So so true. Reality seems to be unveiling itself.
That is why Wike cannot openly campaign for Obi.
Christianity EtcAll Churches Should Close Before 9am Today To Enable Members Go To The Bank by satelliteDISH(op): 6:21am On Jan 29, 2023
Any Pastor, Reverend or church leaders who meant well for his members should round up church service before 9am to allow members to go and change their old naira notes in the bank. This is due to the fact that the closing date for changing of the old naira notes is 31st January, 2023.
InvestmentRe: How To Raise #500,000 In Bet9ja Every Each Month by satelliteDISH(m): 4:21pm On Jan 25, 2023
alabiexperto2:
Bet9ja is a game you can play with the little money you have on hand, and the money become mighty. Just as if i may say, maybe you have #500 -1000 in your hand, due to my experencing in bet9ja; i can invest that #500-1000 in bet9ja, and i will be making #500,000 every month.
There are secret in playing bet9ja which many people did not know about. if you want to play bet9ja, you havd to check to team h2h, their pass result, and read more from google before playing the game you love.
Here are things you should avold if you want to be wining bet9ja everyday: 1) avold packing plenty game 2) don't depend on predict, do a research by yourself.
if you want me to help you in bet9ja game, and how to make money everyday, drop your comment.
There is no such thing as a SURE GAME. But just a random luck here or there.

A team might be playing under 10 corners for the past ten matches. The day you decide to carry them, on that day they will just play more than 15 corners.

Although people are winning it. Just the few sensible people who play singles. Multiple bets are not advisable.


Play responsibly. 🔞

👇
See one of my games today. I say what I do.

PoliticsNorthern Islamic Clerics In Kano Endoses Peter Obi by satelliteDISH(op): 11:52am On Jan 25, 2023
This was broadcasted on the NTA television station.

Watch from the 1:30 minutes


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Unjh5P9GMyo

Jobs/VacanciesRe: How Best Do I Answer A Query? (Photo) by satelliteDISH(m): 3:07pm On Jan 24, 2023
Chenult:
I was issued a query today at my workplace. Reason below

What do I do pls?
Wait. If I reach house I go help you write the query.

Quote me if you want me to do it for you.
CrimeRe: Underage Prostitution In Nigeria by satelliteDISH(m): 3:09pm On Jan 23, 2023
Chocoloco:
So guys yesterday I went to this new brothel that just ooopen around my area, after taking my stout I say make I enter nakana but to my surprise all I saw there was little girls of just 15 to 17 omo I shock
..I called one asked her where she's from she said akwa ibom and her madam brought her there to work this girl is just 15 omo i weak comot from the place...
Op, make you go call police. That's your civil responsibility as a good citizen.
PhonesRe: What Redmi Phones Can I Buy 6gb 128gb Under 85k by satelliteDISH(m): 10:46pm On Jan 21, 2023
Mikestar256:
Please What Redmi phones can I buy 6gb 128gb under 85k
U be thief?
PoliticsRe: BREAKING: You Can Now Use Regular Emojis On Nairaland by satelliteDISH(m): 10:01am On Jan 21, 2023
Pwettylinda:
🤣🤣🤣💃💃💃💃💃

This one just dey sweet me for body

Try it now 😎😎😎

Thanks Seun, first time wey you dey listen to us 🤗🤗
😍🥃🍷🥧
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How This Side Hustle Can Make You 250k If Done Correctly. ( Video Tutorial) by satelliteDISH(m): 7:52pm On Jan 18, 2023
Pennywise2:
If you can find solutions to problems. You can sell anything and make money.

So to help you.
.use Google keywords tool

What are emotional issues people have??

Think my friend.

Think.

And comment here. I'm waiting for. You to give me five problems people have been talking about online or offline
People want to cure erectile dysfunction.
People want to make money online
People want to learn piano lessons
PoliticsRe: 2023 Elections: PDP, APC, LP, NNPP And The Masses. Who Holds All The Aces by satelliteDISH(op): 7:23am On Jan 16, 2023
Today, Peter Obi will be speaking at the Chatham House in the UK.
PoliticsRe: 2023 Elections: PDP, APC, LP, NNPP And The Masses. Who Holds All The Aces by satelliteDISH(op): 10:14pm On Jan 15, 2023
Thanksful:
Labor party and Obi
What makes you believe that he will surely win?
PoliticsRe: 2023 Elections: PDP, APC, LP, NNPP And The Masses. Who Holds All The Aces by satelliteDISH(op): 10:13pm On Jan 15, 2023
Arkam123:
Atiku Abubakar and PDP
Okay. So what makes you feel that he will win?
Politics2023 Elections: PDP, APC, LP, NNPP And The Masses. Who Holds All The Aces by satelliteDISH(op): 9:56pm On Jan 15, 2023
This is just a summary of some of the factors that will shape the outcomes of the results of the 2023 presidential elections.

APC: In the camp of the APC, they are thanking God for the emergence Peter Obi of the Labour Party in the forthcoming elections. They believe that Peter Obi will help them to deplete And split the voters in Atiku South South stronghold of the South East and South South Region of Nigeria.
They believed that Buhari's millions of votes and Northern cult like followership is in the bag already and are praying for Peter Obi to remain in the race till the election day.
It they finally settled for this belief, then they are headed for a defect in the elections. Because they failed to acknowledge or consider other trends and events arising. Such of which are:
1. Under-performance of the Buhari-led administration. Angry poor masses who voted for Buhari and are disappointed with the ruling party because insecurity, foodstuffs and basic amenities are costly to afford now than before. They may opt and consider voting for other presidential aspirants. Thereby reducing the so called Buhari votes they are banking on.
2. Muslim-Muslim ticket.
3. The credibility and capability of its Presidential Candidate.

LP: In camp of the OBIdients, they are thanking God for the emergence Kwankwaso of the NNPP in the forthcoming elections. They believe that Kwankwaso will help them to deplete And split the voters in North, a supposed stronghold of the APC and PDP presidential aspirants. While their principal Peter Obi has a large percentage of acceptance and dominance in the South South and South East Region of the country. They are praying that kwakwanso should remain in the presidential race till the election day to aid in splitting the Northern votes.

PDP: In the camp of the PDP, they seem to be going into the general elections with a divided house. With the Southern Region not very sure for them due to the Peter Obi emergence and the rift with the G5 governors not committing their entire arsenals into the campaign of the Atiku Okowa ticket. And not forgetting that the APC and NNPP are also contending for same northern votes.
Therefore, with a bleak victory in sight, their only saving grace would be to lobby Kwankwaso to step down and endorse the Atiku/Okowa ticket. This also might hit a brick wall because the Atiku led-PDP have been known to fail in keeping to agreements. But if they can achieve this feat, then they might end up getting the majority votes leading to a possible reruns.

NNPP: This group is the most underestimated in the election matters arising. They might be the usurper in holding unto the Northern block votes. There is a growing cult like followership of a group known as the Kwankwasiya movement just like the OBIdients movement of Peter Obi. There is a growing rejection from the hausa community to reject the Atiku ticket over what is considered the Fulani dominance over the hausas and the unforgiving northern elders over the insult Atiku of the PDP insulted them years ago. And the kwankwasuya movement is daily gaining greater followership, a testament to this is the unbelievable turn up of people in the NNPP rallies in recent events. They are banking on winning the majority Northern votes and possibly go into a rerun.

While speculations and permutations are ongoing, polls upon polls have been conducted by some NGO'S tipping Peter Obi to win the Presidential elections, we cannot categorically give it to Peter Obi because the decider of the winner of the Presidential elections largely dependent on where the swinging pendulum of MAGICAL kwakwanso will swing to.
I believe that kwakwanso HOLDS ALL THE ACES.

SATELLITEDISH WRITES FROM BENIN CITY.

WebmastersRe: Between ALAT By Wema And GTBANK Dollar Card, Which Is Best For Payment Online by satelliteDISH(op): 8:05pm On Jan 12, 2023
princely4ever:
Hello satellite. The status quo. It's almost the same here. I pray not for long anyway...

Few days ago I got deducted of about 5k but around 4700 roughly from my naira account after I applied for the card. It's been 2 weeks since I applied and I feel like I am getting impatient but I am trying to be bent on keeping my cool.

It had me thinking today if my card application becomes unsuccessful, what would happen to the money that got deducted. Maybe I would sue the bank? Just kidding! That's why I'm patient and pray there's nothing like that that would happen in the process.

I also thought of appying for the same dollar card else where. But I don't know just if it's the best plan yet.

Though I got domciliary acct number with GT, but the card means more than having a dom account, to me.
It is a messy situation out there. I left the Gt banking hall with so much anger that they wanted to Exploit me of my little money.

Someone recommended ALAT by WEMA to me somewhere online. Next day I headed to the Wema Bank branch in my neighbourhood.
Was told to download the ALAT app and the staff helped in configuration of the app. I was very happy that I have found a solution at last.

I clicked the Cards tab and behold a Shocker was starring at me on my face. See pictures below.

Maybe I will just go back to Gtbank on Monday morning next week and pay the fuucckking fee. cry cry cry cry cry cry

PoliticsRe: Awards Peter Obi Received When He Was Governor by satelliteDISH(m): 7:51am On Jan 11, 2023
Urchins, have polluted this beautiful thread above.
WebmastersRe: Between ALAT By Wema And GTBANK Dollar Card, Which Is Best For Payment Online by satelliteDISH(op): 4:04pm On Jan 10, 2023
Somamezee:
If its for online Payment Purpose, will advice you go with Chipper Cash (https:///invite/KSYLE) or Wallet Africa! I have been using these platforms consistently for a while now! GT shakara too much and there's never a time that ALAT Dollar Card will be available for transactions...
Okay.
WebmastersRe: Tools For Every Webmaster, Digital/affiliate Marekter And Content Creator by satelliteDISH(m): 2:41pm On Jan 10, 2023
SuccessZenith:
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1. Contentrow. com: this tool helps you generate a ton of possible headlines for your copy, whether it is for blog posts, articles, social media posts, or your email newsletters, the tool got you covered.
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3. Or thehoth

Feel free to go check them out
Nice one
ProgrammingHelp Me Choose Between Alat By Wema And Gtbank Dollar Card by satelliteDISH(op): 2:28pm On Jan 10, 2023
Help!
I need a dollar card for payment for domain names and hosting. Which do I go for?

Advise and recommend for me.
Between ALAT BY WEMA and
GTBANK DOLLAR CARD

To get Gtbank dollar card, their cashier said that they will deduct around $13 from my account for getting the card and around 4k for yearly maintenance. Please is it okay to get this or there are better options elsewhere in other banks.

Thanks
WebmastersBetween ALAT By Wema And GTBANK Dollar Card, Which Is Best For Payment Online by satelliteDISH(op):
Help!
I need a dollar card for payment for domain names and hosting. Which do I go for?

Advise and recommend for me.
Between ALAT BY WEMA and
GTBANK DOLLAR CARD

To get Gtbank dollar card, their cashier said that they will deduct around $13 from my account for getting the card and around 4k for yearly maintenance. Please is it okay to get this or there are better options elsewhere in other banks.

Thanks
PoliticsRe: The Odds Favors Tinubu To Win The 2023 Presidential Election by satelliteDISH(m): 1:10pm On Jan 10, 2023
[sup][/sup]
PrinceOfLagos:
Allow them to continue to fool themselves

There rented crowds in Kano will disappoint them on election just like it happened in Osun state

I thank President Muhammadu Buhari for the BVAs and electronic transmission of results thag will be used in this election in February. We Nigerians will do the rest with our PVC for our preferred candidate Mr Peter Obi.
PoliticsRe: Pray Every Midnight For Peter Obi, Capt. Ola Urges Obidients (photo) by satelliteDISH(m): 10:14am On Jan 08, 2023
Is praying for Peter Obi really necessary? When majority of the populace choose to follow their oppressors. If Peter Obi doesn't win, then it means that Nigerians does not want prosperity.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Arrives Benin City For The APC Presidential Rally Scheduled For Thursday by satelliteDISH(m): 6:26am On Jan 06, 2023
zomby:
Is that all?
No, Mr Urchin,
He came to my dear Benin city yesterday and spill the gilberlish he is known for. Your pampers drug lord didn't disappoint.

I will turn so called yahoo yahoo boys into in manufacturing and creation of than being gazelle gagaraga.”
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Arrives Benin City For The APC Presidential Rally Scheduled For Thursday by satelliteDISH(m): 8:14pm On Jan 05, 2023
God bless PDAPC."
-"Cassava, garri, ewa, agbado."
-"Poisoned communion chalice."
-"PDP is a tear tear umbrellatta."
-"Four hundred bags barrels of oil"
-"Go and collect your APV, APC & vote."
-"A townhall is hulaba loo labaalol laba."
-"A dead fish cannot be sweet in any soup."
-"Broom! broom!! broom!!!brooooommm."
-"BUHARRI BUHARRI...Say it again BUHARRI"
-"A father of a child is mother of the father whose child is the father."
-"Turning the rotten situation of the state to a bad one."
-"The deputy senate president...will be the governor of Niger Delta state.”
-"They could not even make a down payment for a roasted corn for that electricity"
-''We shall manage hunger"
-"High prices is here"
- "We will take away their purchasing power"
-"4 year course 4yr Job, 7 year course 7yr Job"
- " Recruit 50 million youth into the army"
- "I single handedly made buhari president"
- " They will labour in vain"
- " Osibanjo is judas"

AND MANY MORE
PoliticsRe: Buni Promises 99.9% Of Yobe Votes For Tinubu In February Poll by satelliteDISH(m): 7:41am On Jan 04, 2023
Very UNREALISTIC PROMISE.

Vote WISELY

PoliticsRe: Afegbua To Daniel Bwala: I Am Not One Of Those Atiku Can Threaten by satelliteDISH(m): 7:39am On Jan 04, 2023
Vote wisely, Nigerian YOUTHS

PoliticsRe: Fact Check:: Tinubu Was Right All These While (personal Investigation) by satelliteDISH(m): 6:28am On Dec 31, 2022
Op, u and your scientists team should be recommended to the Guinness book of World record as soon as possible. I love this.
Christianity EtcPeople Who Will Not Celebrate Christmas by satelliteDISH(op): 9:31am On Dec 25, 2022
There are a variety of reasons why some people may not celebrate Christmas. Here are a few categories of people who may not celebrate the holiday:

Non-Christians: Many people who do not identify as Christian or do not follow the teachings of Christianity may choose not to celebrate Christmas, as it is a holiday that is specifically associated with the birth of Jesus Christ.

People of other religions: Some people may follow a religion that does not recognize or celebrate Christmas, such as Judaism, Islam, or Hinduism.

People with no religious beliefs: Some people may not celebrate Christmas because they do not have any religious beliefs or do not feel a connection to any particular religion.

People with different cultural traditions: Some people may not celebrate Christmas because they come from a culture that has different holiday traditions.

People who dislike the commercialization of Christmas: Some people may feel that the holiday has become too focused on consumerism and materialism, and may choose not to participate in the celebration as a result.

It's important to remember that everyone has the right to celebrate or not celebrate any holiday as they see fit, and it is important to respect the choices of others.

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