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RomanceRe: MEN!! These Are The Only Kind Of Women SIMPS Will Surely End Up With!! (Photo) by satelliteDISH(m): 10:59pm On Mar 20, 2022
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I am interested in reading your book. But it is not downloadeable.

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Send it to me @ pagecoders@gmail.com. Or WhatsApp 08189154750.
CrimeRe: Yahoo Boys "Praying" For Blessings At Shrine in Uromi Edo State (pic And Vid) by satelliteDISH(m): 10:44pm On Mar 18, 2022
tito44:
Evil children. The level of crime going on in Edo state by teenagers and youths is alarming. When they re not robbing banks and killing people, they re doing cultism and doing high level yahoo. FG should just nuke the state abeg.
May Buhari shit fall on top your head. Idiat.
State wey i dey enjoy, nah him you want nuke. Lay ike ge.
TV/MoviesRe: I Just Downgraded My Dstv After Feeling Cheated by satelliteDISH(m): 10:01pm On Mar 18, 2022
Please don't feel cheated. Everything boils down to our senate and house of representatives.

They allowed the monopoly that Dstv is enjoying.

NCC needs to step up their job and recommend for a constitution review.
PoliticsUkraine Vs Nigeria Military Strength by satelliteDISH(op): 2:44pm On Feb 27, 2022
Ukraine

Tanks 1,150
Combat Aircraft 231
Combat Helicopters. 139
Combat Vessels. 10
Artillery. 1,952
Active Military Personnel . 129,950 Reserves 1,000,000.


Nigeria

Tanks 17
Combat Aircraft 3 Tucano fighters
Combat Helicopters. 4
Combat Vessels. 3
Artillery. 88
Active Military Personnel . 80,000. Reserves 200,000.

Since we have so many military personnel's. I think Buhari should sanction Putin now. How dare him invade a sovereign state.

CrimeRe: Edo Robbery: Fleeing Robbers Apprehended At Ubiaja, Money, Vehicles Recovered by satelliteDISH(m): 9:15pm On Feb 25, 2022
pquaver:
Those ubiaja youth should be recruited into Nigerian army I swear
No, it's a wrong move. U want the Nigerian Army to send our brave youths to die in boko haram enclave.

No man, no.
CrimeRe: Edo Robbery: Fleeing Robbers Apprehended At Ubiaja, Money, Vehicles Recovered by satelliteDISH(m): 9:05pm On Feb 25, 2022
So they didn't even enjoy the money. That one that was caught should be made to name all his accomplices.

In addition, one bag of money should be given to the Incredible Ubiaja youths as appreciation and rewards.
RomanceRe: What's The Easiest Way To Win A Woman's Heart by satelliteDISH(m): 8:36pm On Feb 10, 2022
Totiemide:
I see your point.. It's just that one man's food is another man's poison.

The way I was brought up was to be independent and contented.
My parents drilled it in me to never ask a guy for something because when I ask I should always expect them to ask for something in return. Their words then was you scratch my back I scratch yours too.

My dad especially taught me to give more than I collect and whatever I collect I should always account for it when needed.

Let's say I grew by that rule. I can boldly tell you I have never asked a guy to buy me something or give me money not to talk of recharge card. I don't even know how to asked sef and I wonder when I see ladies like me do that shamelessly. I have lost relationships due to that cuz they believe it's pride but it's tattooed in my blood. That's what I meant by not all ladies.
I wish I could marry you.
Pm me, let's start something positive with our lives...
BusinessRe: I Want To Open A Digital Bank. Please Advise Me. by satelliteDISH(op): 9:19am On Jan 27, 2022
JEFFREY150:
go for KUDA
Thank you.
BusinessI Want To Open A Digital Bank. Please Advise Me. by satelliteDISH(op): 8:42am On Jan 27, 2022
Good morning ladies and gentlemen.
Please i need advice, suggestions, and guidance. I have decided to open a digital account with either one of the following companies..
1. Kuda
2. Opay
3. Fair money
I am tired of all this extortions my present banks are doing to me.
Someone will send me 5k.
Before I will go to withdraw it, it will become N4,967. I am angry right now.
Please choose one of the above for me. Thanks.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: N100K Challenge. Who's In? by satelliteDISH(m): 2:46pm On Jan 09, 2022
Add me 08189154750
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Which Business Can I Start With 30k by satelliteDISH(m): 8:21pm On Dec 31, 2021
Brainzz40:
Dropshipping biz bro....I started with 30k or 32k this Nov......honestly, biz has been going well
Bro, I am interested in learning more about this. I will appreciate you on the long run. My WhatsApp number 08189154750
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Christmas Chicken by satelliteDISH(m): 8:15pm On Dec 23, 2021
Arrogantbro:
I will like to cover the chicken expenses for your Christmas celebration.
Just tell me the cost of chicken in your area and you may be lucky to get one from me.

N.B, I’ll pick randomly. Tomorrow you get your fund
Merry Christmas in advance. Don’t forget to show love as much as you can


P.S
I’ll now randomly select those who are lucky enough for the Christmas Chicken. Drop your account details if you are on the list.

List Compiled

Kindly drop your account details if your name appears on the list

1. Odera2016 - 6,500 (Sent)
2. graciamore -5,500
3. Preetti - 4,500 (Sent)
4. OluwabuqqyYOLO - 3,500 (Sent)
5. Mzthowxeen - 4,000. (Sent)
6. phemmyfour - 10,000 (Sent)
7. wisino1 - 6,500
8. vincentjk - 5,000
9. isaiah4life - 3,700 (Sent)
10. Aditkd - 2,600 (Sent)
11. Richdee1- 5,000 (sent)

Note. The above names are not selected base on favoritism. Just a Random selection but if your name is not among those selected, don’t give up oo. Christ Love is for us all.

Merry Christmas to you from Arrogantbro
Old layer in Benin city 3000.. Thank you sir.
UBA
2135917312
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Christmas Chicken by satelliteDISH(m): 8:12pm On Dec 23, 2021
Old layer in Benin city 3000.. Thank you sir.
UBA
2135917312
Satellite TV TechnologyRe: Multi - Lnbf(2 In 1 Lnb)? Which Combination Is Possible On this? by satelliteDISH(m): 6:24pm On Nov 18, 2021
stevo4them:
Can I have your WhatsApp contact
WhatsApp number 08189154750
Satellite TV TechnologyRe: Multi - Lnbf(2 In 1 Lnb)? Which Combination Is Possible On this? by satelliteDISH(m): 10:15am On Nov 18, 2021
stevo4them:
Hello sir, please are you an installer?
Good morning. Yes, I am an installer. Based in Benin city.
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Abducts Scores In Borno Road Ambush, Freed Them After 4 Hours by satelliteDISH(m): 5:51am On Nov 03, 2021
calosa:
When will all of these stop?
After 2023. When bubu handover power.
EventsRe: Baba Ijesha: Will You Attend This Show By Princess For 10k? by satelliteDISH(m): 3:00am On Nov 03, 2021
shilenji:
I dey already laff at how empty the venue will be on the D day ����
It will not be empty. Probably a sold-out ticket before the D-day.

Immorality and useless things sells out more in the Nigerian entertainment industry. If i lie, ask bb9ja organizers.
RomanceRe: Anyone Got Towa Savage Or Teni blue film Video Pls? by satelliteDISH(m): 7:09pm On Oct 19, 2021
Pumpumking:
We need it to quickly complete a college cose work ASAP smiley
Wetin you wan take tiwa video do? Just to watch celebrity yansh abi?

Idiat.

SportsRe: My Banker For Sunday. Play Without FEAR by satelliteDISH(op): 10:53am On Oct 03, 2021
U could play it on a rollover or add it to your other games.
SportsRe: Punters: Hop In. The Power Or Uselessness Of 1.02 Odds by satelliteDISH(op): 12:18am On Oct 03, 2021
daviesmania:
Funny enough one can still cut. Don't play!
Ok
SportsMy Banker For Sunday. Play Without FEAR by satelliteDISH(op): 12:17am On Oct 03, 2021
Welcome guys.

Here's the game.


BANKER OF THE DAY

Atalanta vs AC Milan
Away under 3.5.yellow cards 1.26odds.

Goodluck to your hustle.
PhonesRe: Recommend Best Satalite Or Broadband Network In Nigeria by satelliteDISH(m): 12:11am On Oct 03, 2021
teamb:
Hello guys kindly recommend satalite / network broadband service provider that offers unlimited fast internet service anywhere in the country.
Tire of mtn slow network
Ask around your neighbourhood. Find out the best or fastest network in your area. Network speed varies from one place to another.
SportsRe: Punters: Hop In. The Power Or Uselessness Of 1.02 Odds by satelliteDISH(op): 11:58pm On Oct 02, 2021
Bombastically00:
Its nt worth risking...
Ok.

I was considering rolling it over. Then I realized that it will take me 10 days to get to N10,000.
SportsRe: Today's Free Sure 2 Odd by satelliteDISH(m): 11:35pm On Oct 02, 2021
Sammy774:
Gomel 3:1
Humenne 1:0
Rosice 3:1
Leigzig 3:0
Guy, I missed this. Bless us again tomorrow. Thanks in advance.
SportsPunters: Hop In. The Power Or Uselessness Of 1.02 Odds by satelliteDISH(op): 11:25pm On Oct 02, 2021
Good day, Great Punters of this forum.

Please i want to ask. Is 1.02odds or 1.03odds a good bet.

I have been getting sure 1.02odds on a daily basis in a particular market..

Does it really worth it if I play 3 games. 1.03*1.03*1.02 = 1.08odds with N5000 to get N5400.

Please advice.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Full List Of UEFA Award Winners. by satelliteDISH(m): 8:38am On Aug 27, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar

Penaldo is no where to be found
They cheated Ronaldo. I suggest all Nigerians should protest this fraud.
RomanceRe: Relationship Problem Please I Need Your Advice by satelliteDISH(m): 7:54am On Aug 12, 2021
DanielAlhassan:
I can easily make a girl fall in love with me and date me but the relationship don't last for two months

Infact before two months we have already break up

I have been in more than five relationship and it doesn't last two months but when we first started the girls will be madly in love with me but before you know it break up

The truth is I don't lie to them or make them feel am rich , am just an average guy try to make up my life

I just need your opinion to know where the mistakes are coming from or if you have similar experience and you have find out the reasons why your relationship don't last please help me out

The truth is am an introvert (gentle and quiet person)
Do you have 2 inches Dickson. Maybe it is the reason.
RomanceRe: Relationship Problem Please I Need Your Advice by satelliteDISH(m): 7:53am On Aug 12, 2021
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SportsRe: Tokyo Olympics 2020 Opening Ceremony by satelliteDISH(m): 12:20pm On Jul 23, 2021
Nah person wey get Dstv, SLTV, Tstv or startimes dey watch am.

Me, i just dey here dey reason my life. No money for marriage, no pikin @38.

Abeg, who fit sponsor me go Europe go hustle. I go pay back the money times 5.

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