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Dis mumu gal wey delete me for her bbm so nah marriage she go marry?

Martial currently trending on twitter after he made a shocking tweet. De question on every bodies lips is will he leave united?


See tweet below

I will feel dat way de day I will shake rihanna

beautycrush24:
It's 01:01am and here I am stuck in the road looking really worn out in my khaki all in the name of obeying the clarion's call.

I have never seen a country as lawless as Nigeria.

I'm on my way from makurdi to abuja and got to a certain place at Lafia at about 9:43pm to meet a standstill. After further enquiry, we learnt that this standstill was caused by one uneducated trailer driver who had an encounter with the police and had his tyre bursted.

In vengeance, he parked his trailer across the road and declared a roadblock. His fellow 'hausa' people from nowhere joined him and blocked the road further with their vehicles.

We've been here for over 3hours and nothing has been done about it. The police has come and gone, the area commander has come and gone and still NOTHING!

When will our people grow? When will our country become a place to be proud of?

I sit here and all i can do is shake my head. I weep for this failed nation.

For those of you wondering why i didnt include pictures, there are some hoodlums here with knives and some other dangerous weapons looking for who to devour. I'm sure the sight of someone taking pictures would fire up their anger and i'm not ready to be the first casualty recorded here tonight.

Pray for Nigeria and pray for her people!

What are u doing dere. Is ur stubbornness cause u aren't suppose to travel 4 1 year ...

If ur university is not here go and buy jamb form. Is cheap now and no pume just 2500. And all those dat went to de mushroom branches of unn and are here claiming lions abeg go and buy jamb form too no vex

Op upgrade ur os not ur phone. U are using an old version of operating system.thanks

Friedweed:
Name Checkers Association Timbuktu branch reporting....

Name check........... SODEKE
Shape of head........CONE/OBLONG SHAPED
Facial features........SCRATCHED/CLAWED FACE
Cultural Identity.....SUFFISTICATED and BROWN ROOFED
Region......SOUTH W.ASTE

Tribe.......By their deeds we know them

By the power vested in me as the satoseries of nairaland I now make u the president of name checkers association of nairaland NCAN.

NextGovernor:
When you are greeding you fall for cheap scams. Anything too good to be true isn't true.

I pity people who spend there hard earn money on networking like Tianshi, GNLD, Gold package, Edmark, Living products, and so on. You go old no motor or house for you. You only here them saying one man/woman has collected his car, they gave one man house in Lagos, they pay some 2,000 dollars monthly. You can never see with your eyes. They collect money from you to register and involve you to bring more victims to win big and the cooperate legitimately approved scam companies smiles to the bank. lol

One in town now is the 1000 naira package. Register with 1k, bring 5 people and get 3kg of rice, 5 sachet of noodles and some detergent. One of my neighbour who was convinced by someone else came to me to complete his 5 persons to get the items. He told me how it works and everything and said he will never buy food stuffs again. I laugh am tire. I sat him down and explained to him. You gave them 1k, you bring 5 people making it 6k. They give you 3kg of rice, 5 sachet of indomie and some detergent and minor things worth about #1,200 all together after calculation and you indirectly lost 4,800 which wasn't directly from you but from the different people you brought. Same thing goes on as those people bring other persons and one day the company will eventually fold up and abscond with many victims money. The guy saw reason and since that day if he sees anything he comes to me for advise lolz

As a sharp guy think before you act. Thinking about the end product without thinking about the processes will lead you to regret and anything too good to be truth there is definitely sometime hidden they aren't telling you.

Most people say charm. My brother people fall because of there greed and after realising they have been scam they come up with charm story. Imagine you want to use #2,000 to win Laptop and if possible he go say motor join lolz

U made a valid point in terms of networking like helping hands and de one ur friend told u. But as 4 tianshi and gnld m brother is real. But de only thing is dat is difficult to reach dere target. My mom have a car from dem and other gif item. I don't do all those cause am not a marketing type. What tianshi does is what any company in de world do. U sell product for dem and as a distributor dey reward u. Pepsi give there distributots fridge and pick up vans likewise other companies. If u don't network ur biz u can never grow past a trader. Even dangote reward his distributors.

De lcm is don't enter any of dem dat u not selling anything dat one are scams

Bye bye nairaland.

[quote author=auntysimbiat post=47642926]successful robbery...lol[/quote ] Hw is dat funny?

sexymoma:
see you oo
when i was young.. i go carry food keep inside kitchen, rat go come chop the tip of the food round
my brother i go carry am out use hand cut the place wey rat chop, carry my food, dig spoon begin chop am..
same tin hapin when ant chop am oo...nor be me dey alive dey type so.. if u see me ehn i fresh pass lala
talkless that tin, that small thingy wey u go fry join the food

Ur pic or I don't believe u

Rip nairaland

How many of you knows dat google chrome has the dopest game ever? Just load any page in your laptop google chrome without internet connection and press the upward key in ur keyboard and enjoy... Like if you know it exist. Come back and like if you finally discover it

We all know dat how nigeria will look in 2050 wen biafra have left dem and de economy crumble. Den dey realize dere laziness won't put fud in dere table #hausa #yoruba

I love dis guy he always pays his taxes

FlawlesRebirth02:
Axin ehhhhh••••its turns me on more••••hearing that masculine voice moaning into my ears•••so fvcking hot•••it makes the banging more fun and demanding(...... Dab2mydick morning

U don Bleep tire right

Darkchocolate:
Only a stupid person would not think of all the scenarios I just gave. No need to be experienced or a therapist. Kinda obvious!!! Or didn't you think of it

#DropsMic

Am a virgin so didn't tink of it. But 4 a girl to know stuffz about guyz nah experience

curvysola:
something is clearly wrong with you! even if you should have such dirty tots, is it right to be polluting peoples mind with that mindset
i feel really sorry for you! i blame and also feel sorry for ur gf!!

Leave long talk and swear u never Bleep old man

evegran:
Good for you!

Serves as a lesson to all those guys who jump into any hole they see, you may actually never jump out fine again.

I don't feel sorry for you. I rather feel sorry for your girlfriend. I get irritated once I hear a guy blabbing that a girl forced sex on him.. wtf? Is she stronger than you? It simply means you have no will power.

A man without control belongs to the dogs on the street, not to any sensible girl alive.
Ishie!

read de text before de blame game. Don't carry ur frustration wit ur guy pour on de young man

FlawlesRebirth02:
Is it even possible to piss while having sex?

U must have experience in dese tins after all u everywhere

Darkchocolate:
Damn girl!

Hang on...but I thought that there is a mechanism that blocks off the urethra whilst the peniss is fully erect ergo a non erect peniss can't penetrate a vagina. Perhaps he just stays in there and pisses after he gets floppy...either ...girl...you guys are nasty mehn!!!

So...hanggg onnnn...does the piss pour out of ya when you stand up?! Urgh!!! So many questions.... y'all bed must stink of piss though

are u a sex therapist or u figured all dis out from ur numerous experience

Lalasticala, seun pls push dis up I know people also need de help

Please I need help from those that have applied for jobs before and have gotten one, resource personnels and those that grant interview for firms.


Am a graduate of electronics and computer technology, have finished serving and need help on how to apply for a job.


I am a HSE 123 certificate holder, I do web and graphics design, I am also a laptop and phone engineer in terms of software and hardware repairs. Please my question is that I want to apply for job in different companies, those companies didn't put up notice for vacancy but I want to try my luck anyway. So what the best title to apply for (ie application for an IT personnel, application for an HSE officer or just application for vacancy in your company) . I don't want a situation where by I will write HSE or IT personnel and it happened that they don't need people in that department and they reject me. I want a good title to put so that am open for any available vacancy in the company. Also please is it advisable to using foolscalp sheet with hand written letter or typing it? Please I will also want to know how best to direct the letter whether to the manager or the resource coordinator. Thanks




Please if there is any Good Nigerian that is an expert in cv and resume please give me your email for me to forward my cv and resume to help me review it and know if it is of a standard format...thanks

This is especially for youths and job seekers.


Please don't attend any job interview alert that you didn't apply for. Cause as the country gets though, crime has been on the increase.
Robbers and kidnappers use this means to get to innocent people... Many have been robbed of their belonging, other held hostage till all the money in their account has been withdrawn, while the unfortunate once are help for ransom or killed for ritual purposes.


And even if you don't encounter the wicked once you end up meeting the marketers and net-workers who will end up wasting your whole day and at the end of the sermon/interview demand that you register with a token or pay to get WHO licence to be a nutritionist all nah wash so be warned!!!



Lalasticala pls do de needful people need to be aware...

How is dis news

How is dis news

Jamean:
the points are so shallow, no mention of vital qualities.
I apply make up when I feel like, can go forever without it. High heels is for necessary occasion. Short skirts... I do short dresses cause I just feel cool in them. Sexy voice... mtchew Sexy lingerie should be for your spouse.
Again, very shallow points.

Who asked u?

Buhari should ban dangote too

olillywales:
2face Idibia and his lovely wife were spotted in Kenya this morning at the Giraffe Centre,Nairobi.


See photos below

http://www.metronaija.com/2016/06/photos-2face-and-annie-idibia-in-kenya.html

Who knows when dey go start to they post wetin I dey do


Oluwa pick my call...

I don't tink some of dese question are de kind of questions u should be asking...

Bbsharon:
I won't say am a saint in this because I do the ignore too but that's just the plain truth and trust me have got reasons like valid ones.

Here we go :

1 : Fake Identity ;

You see a guy's request on social media especially that Facebook with a celebrity picture as dp or cover photo and then you go to check the real profile only to see him snapping in front of canal or taking shots on the highway with half bottle of star.

Really guys ? Really? To what end?

2 : Silly compliments ;

You see comments like "as I see you I see the moon and the stars" Bro it's daytime  now.
"You are my sun in the midst of the storm " like seriously ? At least get a literature book and recite your lines.

3 : Sending pictures without being asked ;

Guys seriously if you do this you need to top up your game like that's the height of low self esteem, especially when the pictures come with terrible backgrounds honestly don't expect a lady to answer you.

4 : Funny Names :

  You gets a notification and it's a message from "Dope Nigga sh*t " oh !! What a name.(rolls eyes***)
 Such a name is a big turn off and for me personally I don't fancy guys who don't spell out their names correctly. You spell shola as shawler or David as Daywhvid. It shows unseriousness in most cases.

5 : Proud Guys ;

You gets a message like " Hello pretty am chatting with you with my iPhone6" like seriously thats too  childish  or some immediately you reply Hi back they start telling you their history and life achievements so far and I will just be like "Guy what's the driving force behind this epistles" one annoying thing about this set of guys is that they turn insulting all of a sudden if you don't reply them. Well who really cares? Lol.

6 : Profs in English Language ;

Okay this ones are just damn funny.... you see mesages like "thanks for the  acceptance offered"  "your acceptance is my delight " or  those that will go ahead to send pictures of Mr Bean giving acceptance speech. Really



http://naijaebiz..com.ng/2016/05/guys-5-reasons-ladies-ignore-you-on.html?m=1

Rename it to 8 reason u ignore people. Some ladies ignore 4 no reason @ all. While others do so cause of limited data and many messages to reply

Guess is my phone