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Haha I laugh @ dem fo.ols dey tot we will all be dead by now... Let dem bring it on we hv survived more than ebola before. #ManNoBeGod

iv4fb: clown!

Mumu

A Nigerian Tourist went on a trip to China. While in China, the tourist was sexually promiscuous and didn't use condom at all.

A week after arriving back home, he woke up one morning to find his joystick covered with bright, green and purple spots. In shock, he rushed to see a consultant at the hospital. The doctor, never having seen anything like that before, ordered some tests and told the man to come back in two days for the results.

He returned, the doctor said, "I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it."

The man looked a little perplexed and said, "Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc."

The doctor replied, "I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We have to amputate your joystick."

He screamed in horror, "AMPU! WHAT? I want a second opinion please doc."

The doctor replied, "Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice."

The next day, the man seek out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examined his joystick and proclaimed, "Aha, yes, Mongolian VD. Very lare disease."

The man said, "Yes, yes, I already know that, but what can we do? My doctor wants to operate and amputate my joystick?"

The Chinese doctor shook his head and laughed, "Silly docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way. No need to opelate."

"Oh, Thank God!", the man replied in relief.

"Yes", said the Chinese doctor, "You no worry! Wait another couple of weeks. Joystick fall off by itself!."

The man fainted!

iv4fb: and WTF has your pix got to do with the topic?

Must u quote me?

Ops deceiving gullible nigerians since 1800

Maka y. He can't seriously wana keep his words of resigning from politics because he still hv a lot of potentials to offer nigerians especially @ aso rock come 2019...

chino25: Okay bro, you're right. Please don't forget that I Chinonso Dike, I am also a Lunatic as well as a degenerate and nuisance to the human race.

Ebonyi state people wit there packagelessness. They should seperate u guys from igbo and gv u guys a new language. Onye Abakaliki

She was assumed hallelujah

Glass house

khalebzy: Me: Dad i passed my waec
DAD: who help you wrote it?



GOshhh i be like ihate this Man

Who helped you write it?

Nigerians ututu oma

Badest boss. All these celebrities hv discovered dat is only politics dat pays in naija.

Victoriousvic: Is that what happened?

I heard that the guys in charge of counting the votes wanted to take the ballot box to another location, so they could do it privately.

Well, the agberos did not agree and na so the riot been start.

I just heard o.

that is how it has been counted from inception.

RedBenson: I didnt say i am in school. I said i was in school.

Ok. There were some irregularities in the election. It was stopped but not every student have voted that hw it started.

I heard that main gate and small gate has been short down.

RedBenson: I thought the election had since ended? Why happening after the election?

Are u sure u are in sch?

RedBenson: I was in school but didnt hear anything like this. Where did this happen?

Is happening now am even out of sch cause police are trooping in and I lyk my life

Am reporting live from unical where students protest is gradually turning into a riot. Three students already shot by the unical surveillance unit after some students where dis enfranchised to vote for their candidates during the SUG election...
Pictures coming soon.

All this disease here and there first it was SARS, then bird flu and now ebola. We all know that countries like America always capitalize on causing problem to make their income either as military aid after they instigate wars or as vaccine after they cause a particular sickness. I think this is a way American and other European countries plays politics on African intelligence. I think some of these sicknesses are experiments being tested in Africa. Why are all these sicknesses always affecting africans before you know it they will be he once to bring in the cure and collect billions of dollars from african countries which they use to develop their place.
Down here in Nigeria Nigerian politician always capitalize on these diseases to commit atrocities. Just like during OBJ tenure he killed the chickens of all his competitor all in the name of bird flu and it didn't affect ottah farm. I hope this ebola is not another of their plan to quarantine their opponents during next year election? Cause I don't see why a liberian will be allowed into the country without proper test and cause public scare.
Do you think this ebola news come with all the truth and miseries behind the sickness full packed?

Eyah is a pity

Ibadan don dey repackage small small. I don't know what aba is waiting 4?
But wait oh op just because u want to tell us that there is a new mall in a local town wit red roof,that why you wrote this text book with out thick cover?

tonychristopher: that is why you are acting like a goat that you are

Afo anu

Another 2go update on front page #sayNoTo2goUpdate

tonychristopher: he simply said that your a goat and I think I will believe him

you reason like one

Another e-mumu

Okeikpu: Eghu y not create ya own thread

Wat is dis one saying?

The reason y they changed to mini sim Is to save cost just lyk mtn changing from recharge card to recharge paper.
You can go to mtn office they have the cutter they will do it 4 u

chidyhels: Toogentle!
My rent is due

Haha wayo girl

Elantracey: Broke a.s.s niggas all around .

Local gal

evegran: Smh! Broke asses!

Local abj ashi

Fresh air

Obidikejr: Its a stupid Q and it pains me I have to devote my mb and precious 10 seconds to answer you. Would and Igbo man open this thread without knowing bout his culture cold? You don't ask a doctor how he know you have fever when he studied medicine for 8yrs, its plain rude. Its even 8yrs compared to d op who was born into the culture and grew in,with and through the culture and you open your mouth and asked for facts. If he lied go and find out and prove him wrong then.

Am igbo too some of the facts there are wrong