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Ejimike:
men My Bold 4 rouged die. De battery Last @least 2days on a single charge.

Is dat even poSsible? No be bb again?

And I still dey flex my curve 7 since 2yrs and 3months now

kennygee:
Don't you consider this comment inappropriate?

No I don't cause u didn't see it as important news but u couldn't do it ur self.

kennygee:
My friend was 32 and was a Virgin.

No big deal.

And wat happen to ur own punny? Or are u married?

ireneony:
Na one month that hole go take open
i can feel her pain, just imagine she wants to urinate, the kind of pain go be like sore wey de put spirit... this na torment, for a 30yrs virgin that place be like something wey de lock with padlock and throw way the key

Another unashamed open ass hole

bustyhelen:
By Bunmi Sofola

Dear Bunmi,

I know it sounds strange that at this time and age, there could be a virgin in her thirties but that’s exactly what I am. I’m currently dating a man that’s a few years older than I am and it will be a matter of weeks for sex to be on the cards.

In the meantime, we send each other steamy text messages on what we’d like to do to each other and we’ve even had MouthAction.

I’m however nervous about full penetration. I once tried sex with a previous boyfriend but he had trouble entering me as I wasn’t fully relaxed or aroused. I am worried the same thing would happen with the new man.
Please help!

source: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2014/12/help-30s-still-virgin/


Not me ooo, I got it from Vanguard oooo. LOL

Shame on u so u are happy dat u got spoilt on ur 16th birthday.



Can someone put a ring on dat fellows finger...

bustyhelen:
By Bunmi Sofola

Dear Bunmi,

I know it sounds strange that at this time and age, there could be a virgin in her thirties but that’s exactly what I am. I’m currently dating a man that’s a few years older than I am and it will be a matter of weeks for sex to be on the cards.

In the meantime, we send each other steamy text messages on what we’d like to do to each other and we’ve even had MouthAction.

I’m however nervous about full penetration. I once tried sex with a previous boyfriend but he had trouble entering me as I wasn’t fully relaxed or aroused. I am worried the same thing would happen with the new man.
Please help!

source: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2014/12/help-30s-still-virgin/


Not me ooo, I got it from Vanguard oooo. LOL

Shame on u so u are happy dat u got spoilt on ur 16th birthday.

Na waa is this news. That enough offense 4 divorce nah.

AreaFada2:
Girls should take note.

A lot of poor boys today will make it tomorrow. That's always my advice to female relatives and friends.

But most girls run after already made men.

Not all guys so don't advise ur sisters such. U don't know de category dey will fall into.

eaglechild:
I hope I haven't lost my sense of humour.

Hw

Reference:
Hahaha, You are sick oh....today is Sunday abeg.

Ok sir

CYNTHIA: Akpos, I'm tired of this relationship.

AKPOS: Why, what's wrong?

CYNTHIA: Since we've started dating, you haven't laughed or smiled at me.

AKPOS: (surprised) Wasn't it you that said you wanted a serious relationship?

A soldier was given a three-day leave to attend to his newly wedded wife but on getting home, he realised that his wife was in her menstrual period.

So he decided to send a telegram to his headquarter to extend his leave but with his mother-in-law and other visitors around, he decided to code his message in the military way. This is what followed;

SOLDIER: Omega one, this is omega twelve, danger signal from the field, red alert in front, extend leave. Do you read me?! Red alert in front, extend leave.

HEADQUARTERS: Omega twelve, this is omega one, I read you loud and clear! Attack from the back, resume immediately! I repeat, attack from the back, resume immediately!

funnyme:
Happy birth day, increase on every side I pray! Amen .

Thanks sweet

Since seun no send me because am not tonto dike let me send my self...










On the 12th day of Christmas my true luv gave to my family #me.












Pls like to wish me happy birthday.











You guys gave me 100 likes for my birthday. #inTears I love u nairalanders. For the guys no homo pls nah just luv.

oluseyiforjesus:
Ti egun ba le e,maa sare tori botin re araye lo re ara orun,
Interpretation ; if Masquerade is pursing u keep running as human get tired likewise spirit.........But I can't still believe some pple still live in ds darkness call masquerade
#IbelongtoJesus#

Mumu so ur culture now is darkness cause u wear suit and leggings.

Wait oh was this one born by atiku wife or genevive?

Mooaloji:
sorry! HBD in arrears

Thanks man

Nmeri17:
the Norsemen sail on!!!

Is pirate norse? Smh

Nmeri17:
the Norsemen sail on!!!

Mumu nah so una dey take die is pirate norse?

clevvermind:
i got it now. But stop calling people u dnt know dumb.

ok sir

clevvermind:
must u comment?

But it was dumb nah

SAMBARRY:
this place is worth buying popcorn and parking to eat it

Wetin dis tin mean. We know u don't hv sense but don't make it public.

Sharon6:
It's guys like you that takes STDs and other serious diseases to their wife at home. You're not even remorse. What happened to using protection? Not only do you not respect your wife, you're also playing KITE with your life. See what 5mins of Enjoyment has caused you. What #30 condom could have prevented.
Anyways, do it like it's done in the movies.







GET RID OF STRETCH MARKS. CHECK MY SIGNATURE!!!

We now know u sell std drugs. Hw many mins does ur boo stay?

clevvermind:
pls, i am a guy ok? i dnt send nude pix. thanks.

#dumb

kristein:
wow! impressive..gud for u to knw am an ssce lev holder..bt wait o! can u bring out ur evidence dt u av @tleast ur waec den we can nw classify u belongin to jambite

no tym 4 kids boy.

Microflux:
I have always wondered why some people marries ugly wives and some get beautiful wives! Is not easy o! You have to 'mo ju lo soja'.
1. Doctors ; This is a highly rated job in the world. Women are attracted by their intelligence and life saving acts. This sets don't stress themselves up to get a good and beautiful woman. People like kachisbarbie will easily fall for them.
2. Bankers
humh! I wish am a banker. I went to a bank days ago come and see fine girls am like blushing. They don't have problem to get the best of woman, thank God it's now a condition whereby you will have to write your name and phone number in a ledger before you leave the bank. Nah copy and paste stuffs. Gbam! Dating follows. Ladies watch out

3. Comedians/Radio Presenters
This set you know ladies have soft minds and this set of people they have something it's called 'sugarcoated mouth' just few,charming,well spoken words will get their heart for you. they are not shy to face anybody. Be it linda ikeji or jennimma even if nah mizmycoli.
4. Pastors
pastors just needs just a simple dream or vision to get the beautiful lady in their church. No stress required, because women love affluence and pastors have it.
5.
Politicians
Not much. But you know they are on top of the world. They have the fame, money e.t.c

I think lecturers should be included.

kristein:
i think student should top dt list(precisely ui,ife,unilorin,uniben,unilag,nsuka nd unizik)..if any gal hear say u dey skul..e stil cm b federal...omo na fallin in love thins o

When u see comments like this u know dere level... Secondary sch student dat watch nigeria movie like mad.

Jostico:
y


you go mumu tey

U sure day dat not u and ur sis, ur dad and ur mom this one u took it personal?

What are dese people tinking?