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Romance / Re: Have You Ever Fvck A Girl Once And Run Away? (share Your Experience ) by SaucyBenks(m): 11:36pm On May 12, 2019
This pastor's daughter that looks at me with hate n disgust, I just didn't know why she does that until one evening, I went to buy something n she happens to be buying something there too, I playfully asked her to buy me something too n to my greatest surprise, she smiled said (oya take what you would like to have) n I just laughed it off...

We walked along and she told me her name was Sarah and we did all that normal intro shii and that was how we became friends. Well, the in-thing is that, we started seeing everytime her pastor dad isn't around (I don't think she has a mum) so on one occasion, we decided to meet but her father was home that day n she wouldn't come to my place cos I have a dog that's so feared in the neighbourhood BUT; There is this children school right next to her place that I noticed and I asked her to meet me there in 10 mins and she obliged... (big mistake) grin

Well she came and I sweetengly got her into it, placed her hand on my dick and she was like (yeehhh!) shocked it was loud tho but her dad didn't hear. I quickly bent her over and wanted to penetrate but tightness no let me enter ooo, the toto fine die, I tried a couple of times more but no, it wouldnt let me... I applied saliva to the cap of my gbenga but no way... But luck shone on me when I asked her to lay back on a desk there and opened her legs and I push right inside omo! Come see ease and smoothness... I bleeped her making sure every gbenga was going inside and out of her but there's one thing she didn't let me touch, (Her Breasts) she said it was for her boyfriend grin grin grin like I care

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Romance / Re: Sanchi Celebrates Her Mother On Mother's Day by SaucyBenks(m): 3:18pm On May 12, 2019
I'd Bleep her mom without regrets... Don't judge me. cry

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Romance / Re: Pastor Removes Woman’s Underwear Then Spread Her Legs by SaucyBenks(m): 10:23pm On May 11, 2019
lukui:
yeee this pastor is enjoying ooo, lemme too go and open my church

nobody must wear pant to my church!!!!!!!

pantless!!!!!
n you must sit with your legs wide open grin
Phones / Re: Between Tecno Pouvior 2 Pro And Gionee A1 Lite Which Should I Go For by SaucyBenks(m): 9:49pm On May 11, 2019
Orlandihno:
What are ya insinuating? Mahn if u can't maintain ur android phone irrespective of any brand, always expects the unexpected to happen because u gonna complain & mourn& whines about it, e.g ur phone memory is filled up and it starts hanging, & wht are ya supposed to do? Is it nt to uninstall some useless unimportant apps & delete some videos, pics & clear the caches to free the phone's memory/ram inorder to speed up the phone, & some few othoth . Y ur Nokia x5 was given u headache ws u that didn't knw d simple tricks to maintains(handle it) is what my younger brother is using 4 d past 6months nw(nokia X5). If u need phone tips & tricks u cn always holler at me 08067623000
ok
Phones / Re: Between Tecno Pouvior 2 Pro And Gionee A1 Lite Which Should I Go For by SaucyBenks(m): 10:58am On May 11, 2019
mahkanjuh:
U r welcome, the truth is, ask anybody who has used tecno and Nokia android products, they must have hated tecno like anything

Sincerely, it's not a sentimental thing at all, it's just the pure truth, all these tecnos self cannot even stand beside Xiaomi products

Sincerely, get Nokia X5, you will come back here with your thanksgiving
phone wey make my prick stand the first time wey I remove am from box... Blue color kiss

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Phones / Re: Between Tecno Pouvior 2 Pro And Gionee A1 Lite Which Should I Go For by SaucyBenks(m): 10:56am On May 11, 2019
Orlandihno:
54k. I bought mine a couple of months ago. Don't let anyone confused ur brain. It's a machine!
I was totally like you before I got my Nokia x5... Your eye go clear Las Las grin

Thank God for my deliverance!
Romance / Re: Exclusive: There Is A Website Where Nigerian Men 'order' For Runs Girls by SaucyBenks(m): 7:29am On May 11, 2019
Marriage isn't worth it these days...

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Romance / Re: Ladies !!! Help Me Out by SaucyBenks(m): 11:11pm On May 10, 2019
Biglittlelois:
I'll block the number immediately, screenshot the message to the man I'm dating, and wait for his response, if he starts to blabber or stammer, I break up immediately, I will never ever fight over a man, never.
that'll be foolishness on your path cos the lady may be meaning another guy who you probably know and chat with or something n maybe she saw your messages on his phone and sent that n you not being aware of the man thought it was your main man and boom... You break up with the wrong guy.. Could be ANYMAN
Phones / Re: Between Tecno Pouvior 2 Pro And Gionee A1 Lite Which Should I Go For by SaucyBenks(m): 7:49pm On May 10, 2019
chizzypresh:


Thanks for the advice wink
oh you're even a female... The camera will wow you, trust me..


Got mine back then like 2-3 months ago for 48k but I learnt the price is down to 43k but I assure you, you're buying a machine for that price n not a pressing iron this time...

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Phones / Re: Between Tecno Pouvior 2 Pro And Gionee A1 Lite Which Should I Go For by SaucyBenks(m): 7:47pm On May 10, 2019
chizzypresh:


Hmmmm..... undecided
I got my Nokia x5 through him and it arrived within 4 working days... He's very real...

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Phones / Re: Between Tecno Pouvior 2 Pro And Gionee A1 Lite Which Should I Go For by SaucyBenks(m): 4:17pm On May 10, 2019
chizzypresh:


Hmmmm.....That 40k is just my budget for phone
if only you know how much that guy loves you as a dear brother to give you this advice for free... If you like yourself, go for Nokia x5.


Take care!

Modified: I have been using tecno phones since I ever got into smartphones, my last smartphone was your dear tecno pouvoir 2 and my sister was using the useless gionee a1 light and I forced her yo buy it and we both regretted our choice of phones till Nokia showed me what truly a smartphone is!

Be wise!

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Romance / Re: Let Us Be Honest About This Thing Called Crush by SaucyBenks(m): 10:09pm On May 09, 2019
Amatarasha:
Am not a pauper nor from d slums ..
Ladies from slums are warned never to talk to ordinary guys by dia Ugu n pepper selling mothers espiacially from imo or edo delta ,dats y vickorien adaibeku husbandsnatcha analqueen etc stil remains bigger girls ...

If you see a wretched girl u will know , their shiny cloths shudnt confuse u becos they bought it N150 ,
They socialises to u when they see u lil bit on top..
Even in secondary schools girls form cliques of greed and selfishness to milk a female maga of all her parents pocket.

Poor wretched girls full nairaland and it disguses me ..Spits..
If i cant talk to a poor guy ,All my parents morals n discipline is a waste ,
Meanwhile am studying radiography from futo ,nt just psychology from a poly!
lmao grin grin grin

You geh mouth aswear... If I want us to yarn proper off nairaland now you go still form sha, all na mouth... cheesy
Romance / Re: Let Us Be Honest About This Thing Called Crush by SaucyBenks(m): 8:35pm On May 09, 2019
Amatarasha:
Which women ,may be american women
lol... African girls are doing that even better these days grin

You seem to be cool minded to discussions of any kind, unlike some ladies that will just ignore a guy n call him jobless for quoting them.
Romance / Re: Let Us Be Honest About This Thing Called Crush by SaucyBenks(m): 7:10pm On May 09, 2019
Amatarasha:
H0rnyman U mistook me to husbandsnatcha..
man not h0rny...


Not when women now have the courage to ask men out these days lol...

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Romance / Re: Let Us Be Honest About This Thing Called Crush by SaucyBenks(m): 3:56pm On May 09, 2019
Amatarasha:
Please am a virgin dont corrupt me please

*meaty labia cry
we know them by their lips n shape of front thighs
Romance / Re: Let Us Be Honest About This Thing Called Crush by SaucyBenks(m): 3:39pm On May 09, 2019
Amatarasha:
U and timekeeper are wey 2 short for me ,like tyrion lannister the dwarf
....I will rather crush on captaingood or princfred ,they are tall and handsome....grin grin

I actually planned murdering u in ur sleep grin
with that your meaty labia...
Romance / Re: I Am Crushing On Iamplato by SaucyBenks(m): 2:42pm On May 09, 2019
Preciousgirl:
The guy is just hot
Guy try get in touch kiss
married fool! Community toto!
Romance / Re: My Wife Is So Troublesome by SaucyBenks(m): 5:27pm On May 08, 2019
Just keep managing her till she gets herself killed one day from one of the numerous times she makes trouble with people... But don't be the one to kill her oo, let her trouble getters kill her for you...


grin sense will not kill me
Romance / Re: I'm Confused. I Need Help by SaucyBenks(m): 8:33am On May 05, 2019
LilMissFavvy:
I would not advice you to leave him, honestly. You are very young, stay with him and build things up, atleast he earns something at month end. You said you wonder how the wedding will be financed, ask him like you have said if he can foot a wedding, if not, encourage him to save. Stand by him. Am only saying this, cuz I think he loves you. Then when have a job, you also share responsibilities.
you have a good heart... People like you are too too few n it hurts.
Romance / Re: I'm Confused. I Need Help by SaucyBenks(m): 8:28am On May 05, 2019
cynthie140:
cry

Hi I am a young girl of 23. Done with my masters and currently dating a guy...he is nice and all, puts up with all my bullshit (i could just stay and not pick his calls for a week, i don't show enthusiasm to visit or see him, keep him waiting for hours etc) and he still loves me. We don't even have sex sef. He's basically perfect except for one detail. He is not ambitious. He doesn't have money and is just satisfied with recieving not up to 100k everyend of the month. Doesn't strive for better or anything. And he wants to get married. 


Sometimes i think of things like the wedding. Who will pay for it?  And other things. He doesn't even give me money. Not that i feel entitled or anything. But like 6k in like 3 months, even when i was a student. Thats bad abeg. I'm currently not working but soon will as a lecturer. And I'm usually mostly broke for now cos i just defended my thesis. Sometimes I'm ashamed to tell my friends i have a boyfriend cos of all the things their boyfriends do for them and all he doesn't do for me. He is starting to pressure me for marriage and to be honest, im not ready for all that right now. I don't want to get married to someone that has no ambition. Just merely wishful thinking. I'm more of books and not exactly business minded so i should get married to someone who is. I don't want to suffer in anyones house tbvh. There are somethings he does that i think about and know that he actually loves me. But on my own i dont miss him or think of him or anything whatsoever. As he's pressuring me now, if i decide to break up on the basis that I'm not ready, he will be very ready to wait till whenever. I don't know what to do. I dont want to string him along. If i see someone right now that is ambitious and generous and all the good qualites i need, i wont even think twice bout leaving him. I feel bad that it will really hurt him cos he's a good person. He will make a good husband if he was comfortable at least and very smart and ambitious.  He's just there. I tire o. What should i do?

you are very stupid...

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Romance / Re: My Experience With My In-laws To Be After Smoking Weed. by SaucyBenks(m): 7:48am On May 04, 2019
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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Seemed Perfect Till This Happened by SaucyBenks(m): 3:59pm On May 03, 2019
Kyom20:
Good day fam. I have this girl I have been dating for over 2 years now. She is an amazing person, caring, loving and loyal. She gives so much for our relationship and doesn't ask for anything in return just my love and sincerity. We started off being very open with each other but I have anger and insecurity issues and i began to beat her anytime I felt she was getting familiar with any guy and even some girls. I did this to make her tell me the whole truth and also to make her stay away from these people. She claims that this has made her afraid of me and doesn't allow her to be as open with me as she wants to be.
We stayed together for a while but work took me to another state. She always makes effort to come and see me and I try to go and see her but the sometimes I drift away and she complains that she feels I am cheating on her especially because I am close to many girls. I often prove myself to her but sometimes the complaints get too much and I call it quits but later on we settle.
The issue at hand now is that she has been depressed about some school issues and I try to be there for her but she said the excitement and joy is gone from our relationship and that I am not putting enough effort, I acknowledged this and tried to do better. However, the last time she came to see me she was acting strange and asked me to use a condom. I was suspicious so I beat her and she confessed that another guy had touched her but they didnt av sex, she claimed she did it bcus she was emotionally down and lonely.
I am very hurt and angry because this is the second time this is happening although from her chat with her friends I can confirm she didnt av sex, I dont understand y she would let another man touch her in spite of our issues. I know she loves me and I dont want to let her go because she just seems so right for me.
I really need advice on what to do next. Thanks guys
kill the idiot!
Romance / Re: Lady Threatens To Kill Her Boyfriend With Gun, If She Caught Him Cheating by SaucyBenks(m): 8:35am On May 03, 2019
I will kill her faster than she can.... Cos these ones can assume that you cheated n shoot, can't take chances.
Family / Re: I Cheated On My Husband With A Guy From Work And I Don't Know What To Do. by SaucyBenks(m): 11:15am On May 01, 2019
emkz:


Take am easy bros. The matter is vexatious, really. But take am easy. I am sure she's already in a bad state, so don't make it worse for her. Of course she would collect the prick again and find justification. If the story is true, I think she's been knacked more than once already. Bad thing dey sweet. The fact is the thinking of cheating people is myopic. Before you start, make sure you plan how it ends. Like I explained to her before, the respect for her husband is gone, and the man would notice. He would also notice that she has suddenly become sexually adventurous in a slutty way. Except the husband is also cheating, the marriage is gone if he finds out what she's done.
honestly bro... Marriage is a scam, love is scam too... Let me hear any useless girl that'll open her mouth to say I love you to me again!
Family / Re: I Cheated On My Husband With A Guy From Work And I Don't Know What To Do. by SaucyBenks(m): 11:09am On May 01, 2019
Saffi:
Ogbeni please just shut up ahbeg. Women like to fucck, women like to have sex, this is not the 1930s where women will just glue their legs together and suffer. She made a mistake that many people make including men , so what is all this emotional crap you’re typing here? Women cheat, such is life but advise her to do better instead of crying like a sissy.
I don't have your time.
Family / Re: I Cheated On My Husband With A Guy From Work And I Don't Know What To Do. by SaucyBenks(m): 9:41am On May 01, 2019
oduademonest:



What's your problem? Free her job. No body holy pass
she's an idiot n I stand by that... Obviously she married the poor guy for money... I'll kill her type!
Family / Re: I Cheated On My Husband With A Guy From Work And I Don't Know What To Do. by SaucyBenks(m): 9:31am On May 01, 2019
Marbella003:
I have a main account but I decided to create this one to post this in order to avoid embarrassment or reveal my identity.

I got married 4 years ago to my husband. He was in his 40s and I was in my 20s. The age difference between us has never really been a problem as we are both educated, well spoken, have similar personalities and share a lot of interests, and as a result we mesh well. My husband is a very caring and thoughtful man. This is one of the traits that made me fall helplessly for him, along with his intelligence and fun personality. I will not reveal anything pertaining to kids as this might punch a hole in my wall of anonymity.

I've always loved my husband and I still do. But I've never really been sexually attracted to him. This is not to say that I find him unattractive. No. He is okay as far as physical appearance goes, but his look has never been the kind to turn me on sexually. To put it plainly, I find that I'm only sexually attracted to young men around my age with tall, athletic bodies and with the energy and agility to please a woman satisfyingly in the bedroom. I met this kind of man in my work place and after we talked a few times I couldn't help but become attracted to him. I realized he was also attracted me, and fast forward to a week ago, we had sex in a hotel room.

I'm ashamed to admit that sex with him was glorious, but it truly was. It was better than anything I had ever done with my husband. I loved how he tossed me around the bed and did stuff to me that my husband doesn't do and I liked how ever part of his body felt firm and strong. After the act I felt a wave of shame wash over me. I recognized that I had committed an atrocity and I knew I had broken my marriage vows. The guilt of what I had done followed me around like a stench. I hated myself for betraying a man that had always loved and cared for me.

The problem I now face is that despite the guilt and the shame I constantly feel, I still yearn to experience another period of sexual bliss with my colleague. I can't help it. I'm torn. I already told my colleague that that one time was the last but deep down I don't want it to be. I know that if I tell my husband about what I did, that it would mark the end of my relationship with my colleague, but I don't know exactly how my husband would receive this information. I don't want him to look at me and see a betrayer of trust; a woman lacking integrity and virtue. No. I even thought of resigning from my job or requesting a transfer so as not to be in close proximity with my colleague but I know that wouldn't solve anything as I still have his social media info and occasionally stalk him(yes I do). I'm so conflicted. I don't know what to do.
useless woman... Cheap thing! I pray your husband finds out... Good men are often treated badly in relationships... I hate marriage! I really wish I have the words to explain how I feel for your useless self right now.... When you opened your legs like the way the red Sea was divided, your mind never ran to your husband n how he's busy working himself out to provide for the family while someone who doesn't even know how you n your husband both started is busy enjoying what your husband rightly owns, how he dipped his dick in your married pussy and dipped it out with all your creamy juices around it and in his mind, he calls you a Bleep mate but in your senseless mind, you've found what you been looking for and your husband can go to hell abi... Idiot! Shameless thing! Go on for another round n let's see how you'll conceal this for long... Madam scratchy cunt!

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Romance / Re: Ever Had A Break Up? by SaucyBenks(m): 8:12pm On Apr 30, 2019
Nothing... I just shut her out all of a sudden

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Phones / Re: The Nokia Thread: 1.4 , 4.2, 5.1 Plus, 5.3, 6.1 Plus, 7.1, 7.2, 7 Plus , 8.3 etc by SaucyBenks(m): 4:51pm On Apr 30, 2019
Guys what do you think about the Samsung A20 n the Nokia x5/x6?

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