What a stupid guy..

nuelsam:
Most Nigerian ladies and confusion be like 5 n 6... Lol for real,this is so funny....... My ex just got my new whatsapp contact(God knows where)... All of a sudden,she's uploading pictures of different guys on whatsapp and fb with captions evidently shading me for breaking up with her....... Just to get back at me and make me jealous.
But why do most ladies do this?

act like you didn't see all that, then upload your life doing better without her around

mosho2good:
I'm sick and tired of her now and don't know what to do
it all started 3 years ago when I first meet her without knowing she was working for my brother then before she finally said yes to be my girlfriend and everything was going on fine until last year when her attitude change towards where by my girlfriend will be telling me that I need to have a good and solid reason before she can stay or be with me and lately she be telling me that she's busy almost throughout last year cause in her place of work she has a day off which is Monday that we do spend together but now she keep on telling me that she's busy and she be chatting with different guys and I'm no where to be found in the list.

I really love her and I'm planning my life with her but her last words to me that hurt me most was when she said the winner will be announced on the 31st of December this year.
what can I do

dump her before she does and make it look like she should carry all the blame... That's the best you can do.

And I don't even know why you should still be around a Hoe who possibly could have slept with another guy... Why should you still habout such bitch?

Lost it at 7, house help keeps fucking me every day on top my papa and mama bed... Her hair just dey shook me continually till I clocked 13.....

EFULEFU1:
I proposed love to my bestie who is in a serious relationship and she said she is sorry, she cannot return the love

So I asked if I should forget about ever dating her

And she said "no one knows tomorrow"

Does this reply mean if I push and push I might get her?

are you in labour? What are you pushing

unclesoyo:
Students and staff of Huntsville High School, Huntsville, Alabama have been paying tributes to gay boy Nigel Shelby, the 15-year-old high school student who committed suicide last week.

Nigel Shelby reportedly killed himself after being bullied by his schoolmates for being gay.

According to multiple Facebook reports, Nigel Shelby who was a student at Huntsville High School committed suicide on Friday after being bullied relentlessly.

“We were saddened to learn this morning of the death of Nigel Shelby, one of our 9th-grade students. Our thoughts and prayers are with the family during this difficult time,” said the principal of the school.

“We are heartbroken over the death of Nigel Shelby, a 15 year old freshman at Huntsville High School,” Rocket City Pride, the local LGBTQ+ Pride organization said in a statement. “Nigel took his life because he was bullied for being gay. There are no words that can be said to make sense of this devastating news.”

Huntsville High principal, Aaron King addressed the tragic death in a post to parents, writing:

“We were saddened to learn this morning of the death of Nigel Shelby, one of our 9th-grade students. Our thoughts and prayers are with the family during this difficult time.”

Huntsville City Schools Superintendent Christie Finley also addressed it at Monday’s school board meeting, saying:

“I want to take a brief moment to speak about the recent loss of a Huntsville high school student, Nigel Shelby. I spent most of the weekend really processing this loss and I’m sure many of you have as well. And we will for a while to come.

It’s clear to me that the simple word of the golden rule has really become more difficult for many to understand and to practice and it is time as a society to value, respect and uplift one another.”

She added:

“It is time for us to come together. Now is the time for us to teach our children and our students the values of acceptance, kindness, generosity, helpfulness and basically just being a human being.”

A candlelight vigil was held for the late student on Sunday night.

Radio show host Amir Diamond wrote:

I dedicated tonight’s show to Nigel Shelby. He was a 15-year-old boy who committed suicide after being bullied for being gay. I see myself in him. I was also bullied when I was young, because of my sexuality. I made an instagram video last year that discussed my coming out experience, because I wanted kids like Nigel to see me and know that it’s okay to be who they are.

My hope and my prayer is that kids who identify with the LGBTQA community will be able to be stand strong in who they are (despite what anyone else has to say about it).

I hope that the rest of the world supports those who are in the LGBTQA community (even if they don’t understand it). We have to teach the younger generations coming up to love EVERYBODY. You never know what someone’s going through.

Rest In Peace, Nigel.

We now have an angel who we know by name.

-Diamond

https://lailasnews.com/tributes-to-15-year-old-gay-boy-nigel-shelby-who-committed-suicide/

good for him tho.

Anonny1:

A big fvck u to anybody that insulted me. I asked for advise not insults.
Once again.
Fxxck u

hanty please go n spread legs for your smooth talker.. I'm sure he's come up with more jokes that unlocks your wide vagina.... Mtsweeeew!

CuntMiner:
well,im d one who deflowered her,but people can change tho.....thanks,i will focus and keep looking for connections

hahahahahahaaa.... You deflowered her and you think she'd stick to you forever? You won't understand yet...

CuntMiner:
(forget my username or signature,we are all here to have fun)
well my girlfriend,(well wife to be if i hammer) compared me to her female friends dating yahoo guys,d stuffs dey bought for dem......but im a footballer working very hard,playing my ass out tryna be a d next revelation,im working out a trial with chalton athletics league 2 of english league,but she wouldnt understand all dis cos she doesnt get,i think she wants result and not d planning and all.
i as a person cant start scamming people,it doesnt make sense to me,there will definitely be repercussions believe it on not,u cant make people cry and expect to laugh forever,im just very sad right now cos im not made yet,but i expected my girl to be encouraging me.....im just sad,im out

better put that ashawo you call wife to be aside now and continue believing n pursuing your dream with determination.... Her eye go clear when you reach the other side...

delugajackson:

No one asked for your life story.

shut up!

Not doing good jawe... I'm getting great weekly pay from something I'm doing, I'm looking for a way to make the money come in daily but I'm finding it hard making it happen daily...

Katier00:
you are funny

I'm very honest... Those lips must be one of your many body features.... Well crafted!

Katier00:
All to please a woman who has numerous boyfriends

your lips on Mouth Action will be superb! 5mins indomie...

So generally now, laughing is your problem.... Aunty you're confused.


Na so dem go dey dey nice nice till your pant shift like 2-3 times, then hanty eye go clear

MissRaine69:
Once she has been sufficiently trained she will leave you for your other friend and you will be back here lamenting on how wicked women are.
You negroes never learn!
What’s more important here brotherhood or vagina? You can’t have both.

I swear miss, I have been seeing all your non-sugar-coated comments on some threads n they are so real... I honestly would like to see what you look like...

I would not hold back from giving him a thunderstorm filled slap when I noticed such the first moment... Gosh I feel disgusted!

abjisperson:
how much and where did u get the pouch

someone got it for me @2k in lagos but I don't know the place cos I don't stay in lag...

Troublemaker101:
Man, I've really thought about these phones (x6 & x5), and I've come to the conclusion that they ain't worth it ... I mean, you're spending 64/48k on a phone that you're not even sure if at all it's going to support your preferred network's 4G mode, it's known to have multiple hardware or software issues (the fact that it's fine now doesn't mean it'll be fine after 2 months ), upon all there's no warranty and you'll have to pay a lot of money just to get it done after a fault(I hope for your sake it's not the glass or charging port ), the battery isn't really cool at the end of the day(no matter how many optimisation processes u use) and there are other phones in that price range with better cameras... not to mention the fact that the one with the outstanding mtk p20 processor has ram management issues while the other with OK ram management has a less than average processor.... to top it all up, the Nokia we grew up with, the Nokia that created those magnificent bulletproof torchlight phones and the lumia series is now just a marketing name , the real company producing these phones is called HMD.. omo, as someone with a 65K phone budget, I think the Xiaomi brand has something better to offer in form of the note 5 & 6 pro
It's not that I'm discouraging people o (sincerely I don't think I've said anything here that isn't true ), experiences differ, I'm just saying my honest view of the whole thing.... isn't that what the nairaland forum is for??

who is brain washing you my brother... Pls stop degrading my outstanding Nokia X5! Order from mizik and have your first orgasm once you unbox the phone alone and take the wrap off its back. I use the blue color and I can tell you that everytime I take off my pouch to clean this phone, I JUST SMILE... Performance is top notch for me, every night I play music with this phone till morning and still get 93-95%, in school after almost all the ladies in my department Don snap, play games, browse due to airtel awesome 4G network, I still come back home with at least 48% juice at 5pm, who really gives a flying hoot about glo 4G? Like seriously What exactly does this phone lack abeg because all you wrote up there is spoiling my easter celebrations... I know not about the x6 but X5? Don't try that again!


Happy Easter Sunday with a straight face...

DaveHert:


Bros am sorry to ask this even tho it's Easter Sunday but... Did u maybe smoke small ganja this morning

Did u even read what I wrote before quoting me out of context. Let me just believe u made a mistake and quoted me rather than ur intended target.

As u can see below, I also own an X5 and am luving it

no... Mba! You're not loving it... If you're loving it, you won't write that.

DaveHert:


I was going to walk away after reading ur comment but there is something u said that really, really pisses me off.



Am not sure what u r basing ur comment on but if I had the option of rebuying a phone, it would still be the Nokia X5. Why?

Battery: contrary to what u stated above, the Nokia X5's battery is the most optimized battery usage in all the phones I have ever used (Samsung Galaxy S4, S5, S6 Edge and Galaxy J6 plus), I have never used a Xiaomi, Tecno or an Infinix phone but a few people I know do and from their observed usage, i can tell u I haven't met anyone whose phones battery seems better optimized than the X5.

Let me explain, let's say I charge my phone to 100% and just want to watch movies all day, it take approximately 1hr 15mins for my battery to drop to 99% and I can watch movies all day from 8am to 7pm and I'll still have around 60% battery left, mind u both WiFi and data are turned off. .

On a normal days usage of surfing the net, chatting and moderate gaming on the go, I still end up with between 30% to 50% juice left by the time I get home around 8pm, to be honest, my X5 has never seen 30% battery since I got it two months ago. Like I said, never have I used a phone with such well optimized battery.

Processor: I think this is where the X5 makes a home run. The X5 is easily the fastest phone I have used and I can proudly say my X5 has never hanged or temporarily slowed down on me, not even once. It can handle pretty much everything you throw at it and still have room to spare. Opening, closing and multitasking between apps has never been this fast for me, now I am starting to believe Samsung might have lost a loyal customer in me, not even the Galaxy S10 interests me anymore

Design: Another home run for the X5. The phones design is simply a thing of beauty, it's so nicely designed that it's always pulling in admirers when ever I pull it out to use in public. Even though I think the notch could have been just a little smaller, it still gives the phone an aesthetic appeal that resembles that of an iPhone, especially when using apps with full white backgrounds, like Instagram and reading in your browser, it never fails to appeal to onlookers. So far 3 people I know have gotten this phone just from seeing it once in my hands and 2 others are planning on buying it as soon as it gets restocked. The only issue is that the phone looks so good that after trying on a pouch and screen guard and seeing how ugly it was in comparison to the phones design, I dumped both and have been using the phone like that... Yeah as u can guess, some bitch I gave the phone to admire let it slip off her hand and cracked my outer screen slightly. Well I'll have to order a replacement from AliExpress, and it's quite cheap.

Network Support: Although I initially had my reservations about buying a phone that seemed to support fewer LTE bands than it should, I still went ahead with getting this phone because the pros seemed to outweigh the cons, and I am so glad I did, so far it supports every networks 4G I had hoped it did, with exception to Glo's 4G, mine supports Airtel 4G, Etisalat 4G, Ntel 4G and surprisingly MTN 4G also works. I have no issue with it not supporting Glo's 4G as even the Glo's H+ speed is good enough to not be crazy about its 4G, in my area that is. So unless u r strictly on Glo's bandwagon, then don't make this a factor for not getting the phone.

Speaker & Charging: The phones speaker is surprisingly louder than I had anticipated, louder than all my previous phones. It's surprising because it only has one speaker outlet and yet it's quite loud, which is quite a bonus.

Even though the X5 does not support fast charging on paper, it does charge fast enough for me, I usually get my phone fully charged in less than an hour, mind u it's never flat, maybe from 33% to 100% in under an hour. So that's a plus.

Affordability: Getting a phone with this good a spec and aesthetic design that can make an onlooker drool over your phone at such a cheap cost is pretty much a dream come true. It never fails to disappoint me when someone asks me what phone am using and i say Nokia, Lol... u need to see the suprise and sometimes shock that appears on their faces. Samsung would charge u a 100+ for that, and this is coming from a Samsung loyalist. Enough said.

Issue: The only issue I can honestly point out that pisses me off on a regular basis is Android PIE, it has a fu*ked up ram management optimization, I can't even leave my apps running in the background without pie dropping the axe on them, it even kills 3rd party download managers downloading in the background once u leave it and some other app all running and go do something like say check you instagram.. Pie fu*ks u over of course i love all the features that comes with Pie, but ram management is so not one of them. But that can always be fixed in an update.

To sum it all up, if I had to rebuy a phone... You can bet it would still be the Nokia X5.

So saying the phone is not worth it when u neither own or use one is an insult to others using it, I personally find that to be quite insulting as I believe the phone is worth more than I got it for.

who is brain washing you my brother... Pls stop degrading my outstanding Nokia X5! Order from mizik and have your first orgasm once you unbox the phone alone and take the wrap off its back. I use the blue color and I can tell you that everytime I take off my pouch to clean this phone, I JUST SMILE... Performance is top notch for me, every night I play music with this phone till morning and still get 93-95%, in school after almost all the ladies in my department Don snap, play games, browse due to airtel awesome 4G network, I still come back home with at least 48% juice at 5pm, who really gives a flying hoot about glo 4G? Like seriously What exactly does this phone lack abeg because all you wrote up there is spoiling my easter celebrations... I know not about the x6 but X5? Don't try that again!


Happy Sunday with a straight face!

NapoleonBonapor:
Hello guys, I created a topic some weeks ago with my other moniker about how my girlfriend left me. I'm sorry for the long write-up but I need to write everything so you can know the best advice to give. She left me when I was financially down. It all started when I challenged her to ask who bought her the new iPhone with her. She lied a relative got it for her but I definitely know a guy got it for her. An argument broke out and we fought till she blocked me on all her SM. This girl when things were going well for me I really try my best as any guy on earth would do. A lots of treats, school fee, phone and money on her yet she fought me because of ordinary iPhone someone got for her. During the fights she said some very painful and awful words to me, she didn't pick my call or reply my text for weeks and if she eventually reply, she would rains a lots of painful insults on me. She told me if I can come to her needs (money) at her time that I should keep the love to myself she even told me I should find something better for my life that she wanna give some more cute and rich guy some chances (She would upload pictures of her going to club and places on her WhatsApp but won't show any guy face just her alone) Now 3 months later she would call to say she MISS ME she even unblocked me and telling my friends how she really love me with her life that I hurt her bla bla bla. I know this girl used to love me no doubt but I am having this feeling she left when she saw a better guy and that guy dump her now she is getting back to me as back B. In fact now I am still struggling and trying to get back on my feet. I've sold all my properties cos things been really hard for me and I don't think I can cope having a girlfriend for now. My friends told me it's obvious she loves me that I should please take her back that she has been begging them but people told me I should accept her back and start having free sex with her but honestly I don't think that's right for me because of my financial situation right now. I have the feelings she is just trying to use me again..
Please guys share your experience if you've had been in a situation like this and give me some good advises.
Mature advice only, Thank You!
Lalasticlala

your foolishness isn't natural, something is behind it... If not, how can a normal person reason like you? You're still struggling and yet you're listening to the crap your friends call advice and considering it too... Seem you don't want to ever be prosperous in life... Isi stablizer!

That shsit doesn't work on men... Only women.

Marriage in Africa as a whole, not my thing.

Na this kain lady I dey hang for air, scatter her leg dey give am like say no be person daughter... Portable girls

Sweet things..

Why the fucking hell will this intending bitch of a kid pose like this if she doesn't want the wrong attention at this milk age

This guy is super fresh and fine...

So sleeping with another guy is what you think the solution would be right?

You will even remember him the more n become more frustrated... Its how nature works!

Only patience n time n getting a real life will make you forget him, not by offering your vagina on a platter of gold because you want to forget someone, haba!

Some people head tall oo

See second pic

comradee1248:
We got married in 2013, by 2015 I had a very terrible accident that shattered one of my leg, so I've been down since then, even though the treatment will soon be over, I did up to 6 surgeries costing up to 5 million naira, which my people paid. I work with a very reputable Paramilitary organization, my salary has never been stopped.
I have never failed to provide the basic necessities in the house, even built my own 2 bedroom flat in the process.


My wife gets angry at the slightest oppotunity..
My wife Told me 2 times that the only reason she's still with me is our two kids, the 1st time I didn't take it serious but the 2nd time she said it I knew I have to think twice over it.

I know I will bounce back to life and use my legs again in few weeks from now.

My plan is to pack my kids and leave her alone...

What do you Suggest I do.

Thanks

you are lucky she didn't kill you while your wound healed up, for the fact she said that, she can even still kill you even when you're back on your feet.... You're not safe bro.