Honestly I want to insult you.

You went back to kabukabu after it offloaded twice for another master... I'm sorry bro but you're a fool. Take it in good faith.

At least you enjoyed free ToTo for the relationship you no loose totally.

If you send this to any girl, she'll take you for granted and even give your favourite position to another guy as she cheats on you... Any kind of stress at all is not worth it...

Deepfeel:

27 yr old virgin in this generation, praise the Lord, guy you already came this far be a little bit patient till you marry, I lost my virginity at 16, guy u try

lost mine at 7 to a house maid... Forced sex.

My cousin first before the house maid tho

DelilahMakinde:


I know how to spell...Samson doesn't begin with saucyb...

So please .

saucybenks is my nick.. Samson is my real name, now please what's her name cos I know that's not you...

DelilahMakinde:


Is your name Samson ?

lol... Automatically, yes!

So please what's her name?

DelilahMakinde:
Masturbation is the symptom.
Discover and treat the underlying issues.

I masturbate, it's not what you are making it.

please who's that lady on your dp

They even give their addresses...

This is a rape video and the comments it gathered... There are hundreds of other comments like this below too and you just wonder, do women actually enjoy rape and then scream out to the world years after, out of jealousy of their rapist's success?

MasonKendall:
@op this is the meaning of not having sense

wish I could give you a thousand likes... Honestly.

coolcentbigman:
I thank you guys for all your helpful suggestions, I was planning ordering a new from jumia like some of you suggested but my friend's brother was selling his phone and what I love about this phone is how flat and weightless the phone is. I have paid part of the money for the phone and he asked me to return it if I find any fault..

Here's the pics...

who did this to you bro

Every pussy is warm... At first entry tho, especially in the morning n lucky you/me if it's raining... Chai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! In fact, if you know, you know...

ToTo Sweet Jare..

The only worthy mobile game ever.... PES 2019

DonKalidon:


Oh I see. And when they settle themselves or one kill the other I will be the enemy. Check my post very well to see if I mentioned anywhere that he is my brother or my friend. If it were you and I was just your neighbor then I told you something like that about your GF just like that, how will you react.

ogbeni ill believe you cos the only work most beautiful girls know is olosho n like yiy said, SHE'S TOO BEAUTIFUL!

DonKalidon:


How did I break the bro code

you don't keep such from a bro... Bros always must gat another bros back.

DonKalidon:
I have this neighbor that we stay in same apartment in Lagos and he is dating one very beautiful girl that likes forming good girl. Although she is a nice girl and very loyal to the guy but I have always been suspecting that this babe will definitely be doing coded runs because the babe is just too fine.
For like a week I noticed she had not come around because she always comes around almost everyday and sometimes stays over so I asked him and he said she travelled to visit her parents in Benin. Not like I had any business with their relationship because the guy and I are not friends just normal neighbors stuff that you always greet each other because you see everyday.

So I travelled to Abuja for a business and I was lodged in a hotel somewhere in life camp area. It's a nice place and I observed a lot of big men come there. I was at the bar one evening doing something on my laptop and to my greatest surprise I saw this my neighbors girlfriend with one fresh senior man obviously the man looks like excess money. Immediately she saw me I could see the shock in her face and obviously there was no lie she could tell me because of the way they romanticly held themselves. Even while they sat I observed the way the guy was romancing her and she couldn't tell him to stop because he is a big man and she knows she has been busted.
I already had it in mind that there is no way I will tell the guy anything of such because it's none of my business but the fear the girl has is now turning into something else.
First of all later that night I decided to chill in the pool and enjoy myself and I was surprised when she came to the pool as well to join me. Imagine her telling me not to tell her man and offering to do anything I want and you all know what that means but I knew what she was driving at and resisted her to the core. I noticed the senior lodged her in the hotel and comes like in the evenings then goes home because he obviously has a family at home, so you can imagine this girl that this my neighbors wants to marry. Anyways she became very close to me throughout our stay in the hotel till I left her there back to Lagos. I know she would have been calling her man anyhow to observe if maybe his behavior had changed and she will know I have told him but I didn't mention a word to him.

After some days she returned and I could see how excited my my neighbor was to see his GF again so in my mind I was like if only this guy knew what's up with this girl. The problem now is that the girl and I hardly talk before, just greet each other just but now the way she greets me and want to ask me questions or talk to me is even making the BF surprise and I am trying to avoid her in the best way I can.

What do you guys advice I do in this sort of situation?

you broke the bro code honestly.

Ighoga898:

Fear them..

They are ready to wait a lifetime for you to blow before they hit you...

Me that wasn't feeling fine one day and my girlfriend insisted we have sex against my will.. She screwed the hell out of me in cowgirl and reverse cowgirl until my sickness vanished.. Should I also call that rape?

Even those in their husband houses soon will start protesting rape against their husbands

rape is their new found weapon of vengeance on any great man or someone their soul wishes to bring down.. Lots of innocent guys are paying for something they didn't do... Some haven't even seen the girl's pant talk more of furking her but due to their inbuilt wickedness, they don't mind seeing you go down since the world seriously shuns it...

Ighoga898:
So that she can later say she was raped..

no... You didn't say it well... Its supposed to be so that she can announce that you raped her after she see say you don blow...

Patriotician:
Sometime ago, i created a trend about my girlfriend acting all strange and how i later discovered she was cheating on me and in love with another guy. She later made a fool of me.
https://www.nairaland.com/5238413/love-girl-she-doing-me

I also wrote about how she was a good luck charm to me. Yes, she has a wealth magnetic personality and i told her about it. When she left, she told me she would want to see how i will make money.

.......................

After months of frustration, i finally decided to work things out. Although she apologized, she is now dating me and the other dude. My friends were all advising me to play along in as much as things get better, so am on .

When we reconciled, i notice things started working out for me. She calls and acts to care about me, although she keeps contact with the other dude even when am around.

So, today we were together at her work place talking when she told me she would be coming over to my place that evening. In the past, that would have been a good news but currently, i don't want to share a bed with her ever again. Mere looking at her bleeds my heart as i pretend to be smiling to her. I tried telling her i had plans for the evening but she insisted and wanted to be malicious about it so i finally concurred.

The truth is that, i love that girl but i don't want to pretend. I want to be able to express myself and have my girl all by myself. She is my good charm if not, I would have looked somewhere else for true love. I already made up my mind that no matter how things get fabulous, i will never marry her, even if she repents. God forbid!

So, she is coming and i don't want to strafe her. I can't strafe a girl that is shameless to that extent as to be strafing someone else and expecting me to always strafe her without contraceptive. Several pastors already told me i should work things out that she is connected to my destiny and without her things would get stuffy for me.

Right now, am confused and angry. Have been so tired with life that i have decided to commit suicide on Sunday(mind made up) not because of her but because of what am experiencing in general. I can't even tell her about anything, so of what use is she to me ?

I want to make the best of my two days on earth. Please advise a confused brother

greet Michael Jackson when you reach hell oo...

Safitu:
Emotional blackmail/manipulation. You don’t know that once you have sex with a woman multiple times, she will indefinitely become severely attached to you? It’s a soul tie. You better discard her properly and put her feelings into consideration.

if it was a guy that's this obsessed over a girl would you give this kind of advice to her? Be sincere...

Naughtytboy:
is it online or offline how large is it

it's online n it's size is 1.46gb

The only worthy game on phones is pes 2019.

OneKinGuy:
Lol, I get 1.5gb for #500 airtel
Emptyhen is bringing this crappy plan.

bro is the 1.5gb for 30days?

etrange:


Lol... it's funny how some people think sexuality is something one turns on or off. Oga, your cuteness cannot make anybody gay. Your friend (or whoever he is/was to you) is gay, simple.

ok

etrange:


A straight guy turned gay because of your cuteness?

I can't say he remained gay tho but he tried to kiss me in school

EkunKekere:
If you turn gay, please don't blame it on the innocent child. Instead search your family tree.

I can never turn gay... Rather it's the other way round.

etrange:


This sounds paedophilic... he's just a boy

chill.. I don't do boys or men or butt's... I'm just saying cos it's happened to me.

This boy's cuteness can turn a straight man gay oo

droo12:


How, u can help

I have used tecno phones my brother, I'm marketing no phones at all here, but what I'm gonna tell you is, buy any other phones but for the sake of putting your hard earned money in the wrong place, go for phones from the brands like Nokia, xiaomi, Samsung a series.... Bro, the day you start using any phones except tecno, infinix, gionee, itel n the local rest of em, that day you'll feel what I've always believed was deliverance in my opinion.

By the way, I use my current girlfriend, the Nokia x5 ... I'd been using tecno devices for a long time (last one was tecno pouvoir 2 that couldn't even handle pes 2019, all players floating in the air with heads far from their bodies and to top it all, the phone get hot just like the rest I've used before it) but the day I touched down on my blue Nokia x5, that day, I got baptised.

droo12:


Seems u are a techno official, will be needing the 38.5k own then.. I appreciate

A pity this boy is still stuck in the past...

chiomadim:
Please all,I need yours opinions on this.so there is this guy asking me out. So I agreed to go a date with him,on first date I asked him if he has a gf.
He was honest to say he has one but this is what he said concerning the lady:he said the lady is seriously pressuring him for marriage and he is not interested in marring her and I asked him why.
He said she is older, overweight and even though he knows she loves him but he can't marry her because she lacks respect.
He also said that his gf is always boosting of how many guys are chasing her,and how cars follow her but she refused them because of him and he will be doing 'shakara'.
He said that lady recently rented a new flat and she is begging they stay together,he said he wants to quit with her but she is very dramatic.

He wants a relationship with me, but I am scared because of his gf.

Please is it advisable to get involved with this guy, is still very early and easy for me to walk away.

when you're shot at from a distance, you'll know what to do. That's if you make it out alive tho

QueenSekxy:

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obviously you love this meme

QueenSekxy:
Chatting yourself and feeling fly.
We know the drill.

that's not my conversation lady... I got not time for that.. It was a WhatsApp status I saved.